Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Duke Nukem]

I just took a look at foot ulcers from diabetes and considering his hygiene, I can't imagine that doing him any favors. The prospect of losing his feet is actually kinda terrifying even if he is an asshole.

He probably has no idea how serious it is, I certainly don't wish it upon him but as a casual observer there might not be anything anyone can do.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

In the video where he’s talking about his mom getting him a children’s game for Christmas he’s got a big fucking booger in his nose, God this guy’s a fag.

 

[mothman96]

So he and Mommy are back on speaking terms? When did this happen?

Now that he has an address and with his birthday coming up I'm sure Lucas started "playing" nice with his mom and stepdad. I think it was during the 1st week at Mallon he made a video he said was for Larry. It was to show his stepdad the game he was working on.

Someone mentioned how Lucas doesn't have a winter coat. I noticed that Lucas's wardrobe increased once he made it to Mallon Place. I am thinking he is getting clothes from a donation source. He wouldn't want to spend his money on clothing, when he could use that money on steak and pizza. Maybe he will get a coat donated to him? But being at Mallon Place, he really does not need to go anywhere. Everything is right there that he technically needs.

I wonder if he'll start bringing up he doesn't have a winter coat in hopes someone will feel sorry for him and give him money to buy one.

ETA:
He got free shoes from Mallon Place so maybe he thinks he'll get a coat too.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Getting a slushy delivered to you through a meal delivery service is exceptional. Ofcourse Lucas would be that person. It seems like he's been taking his beetus a lot less seriously the last few months than he used to. It used to seem like even though he was still eating tons of junkfood, he still had enough sense to avoid sugary stuff and made a special point to get sugar free versions of things. Now he's eating cookie dough and drinking sugary drinks while he's in the middle of a beetus scare. It's like he just doesn't care anymore. I always figured he was going to end up killing himself through his diet, but these days it seems like he's actually trying to.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Now that he has an address and with his birthday coming up I'm sure Lucas started "playing" nice with his mom and stepdad. I think it was during the 1st week at Mallon he made a video he said was for Larry. It was to show his stepdad the game he was working on.


I wonder if he'll start bringing up he doesn't have a winter coat in hopes someone will feel sorry for him and give him money to buy one.

ETA:
He got free shoes from Mallon Place so maybe he thinks he'll get a coat too.

What? You mean his denim tarp isn't enough for Spokane winters? But it looks so stylish!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Getting a slushy delivered to you through a meal delivery service is exceptional. Ofcourse Lucas would be that person. It seems like he's been taking his beetus a lot less seriously the last few months than he used to. It used to seem like even though he was still eating tons of junkfood, he still had enough sense to avoid sugary stuff and made a special point to get sugar free versions of things. Now he's eating cookie dough and drinking sugary drinks while he's in the middle of a beetus scare. It's like he just doesn't care anymore. I always figured he was going to end up killing himself through his diet, but these days it seems like he's actually trying to.

Serious question, when did he get sugar-free versions of things? All I remember is him drinking tons of soda, and even though his taste seem to go more to the savory than this sweet, I thought that was just his appetite, not conscious care for his diabetes...

 

[mothman96]

Getting a slushy delivered to you through a meal delivery service is exceptional. Ofcourse Lucas would be that person. It seems like he's been taking his beetus a lot less seriously the last few months than he used to. It used to seem like even though he was still eating tons of junkfood, he still had enough sense to avoid sugary stuff and made a special point to get sugar free versions of things. Now he's eating cookie dough and drinking sugary drinks while he's in the middle of a beetus scare. It's like he just doesn't care anymore. I always figured he was going to end up killing himself through his diet, but these days it seems like he's actually trying to.

Nah, Lucas isn't the responsible type to be serious about taking care of his health. Got me thinking about what happened back in 2020. He'd been staying at Motel 6 and from there went to the hospital to get his feet checked. He went back to HOC with a hospital note he was to stay off his feet. Lucas said it was due to blisters but now that we know about his diabetic sores it had to be related to that. HOC let him stay indoors during the day for like a month.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Nah, Lucas isn't the responsible type to be serious about taking care of his health. Got me thinking about what happened back in 2020. He'd been staying at Motel 6 and from there went to the hospital to get his feet checked. He went back to HOC with a hospital note he was to stay off his feet. Lucas said it was due to blisters but now that we know about his diabetic sores it had to be related to that. HOC let him stay indoors during the day for like a month.

Interesting point. Lucas's feet may've been a serious problem much longer than we realize. Early in his tenure as Spokane's resident bum, he sought medical attention for numbness in his feet. He attributed it to the heartlessness of his friends and family that caused him to get frostbite. It's tempting to view this through the lens of his current battle with the beetus.

I have spent more time than I care to acknowledge patiently waiting for interesting calamities to befall Lucas, and now it seems to be happening in the form of a looming amputation. What a ghastly spectacle. The lifestyle, diet and hygiene changes that Lucas would need to make to save his toes are probably beyond him. Lucas's feet don't stand a chance.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Getting a slushy delivered to you through a meal delivery service is exceptional. Ofcourse Lucas would be that person. It seems like he's been taking his beetus a lot less seriously the last few months than he used to. It used to seem like even though he was still eating tons of junkfood, he still had enough sense to avoid sugary stuff and made a special point to get sugar free versions of things. Now he's eating cookie dough and drinking sugary drinks while he's in the middle of a beetus scare. It's like he just doesn't care anymore. I always figured he was going to end up killing himself through his diet, but these days it seems like he's actually trying to.

I guess death by chocolate is a real thing. Imagine that if suicide by sugar is how he goes out when he decides to buy an entire bag of icing sugar combined with a variety of flavoured syrups crying into every spoonful goodbye cruel world. He won’t even have to make up some bogus threat with scissors this time. He’ll point his spoon at the cop (or whatever makeshift tool) and say just try to stop me, I’ll do it for real with this spoon and this bag, here goes!

And in the report it will read the fat bum devoured an entire bag of sugar mixed in with flavoured syrup. We told him it was not healthy but this is America and threatening to eat unhealthily is not a suicide threat. He died in hospital 30 minutes later.

 

[WonderWino]

I guess death by chocolate is a real thing. Imagine that if suicide by sugar is how he goes out when he decides to buy an entire bag of icing sugar combined with a variety of flavoured syrups crying into every spoonful goodbye cruel world. He won’t even have to make up some bogus threat with scissors this time. He’ll point his spoon at the cop (or whatever makeshift tool) and say just try to stop me, I’ll do it for real with this spoon and this bag, here goes!

And in the report it will read the fat bum devoured an entire bag of sugar mixed in with flavoured syrup. We told him it was not healthy but this is America and threatening to eat unhealthily is not a suicide threat. He died in hospital 30 minutes later.

He'd probably round the whole thing off by shoving said sugar into his mouth using colored pencil chopsticks

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

when did he get sugar-free versions of things?

There was the time he got that two-liter of sugar free soda from Goldaor, which could have been by Goldaor's design admittedly. I know when he was getting those Venom energy drinks he was getting the sugar free ones because I recognized them. Some months back when he was filming that video in that store (I forget the name, something Aid?) just walking through the isles, he was talking about avoiding sugar because of his diabetes. However, I did see videos of empty soda bottles in his motel rooms too so I don't really know. It's Lucas we're talking about so even if he was watching his sugar before, he surely found ways to sneak some hidden sugar in his diet somewhere.

He'd been staying at Motel 6 and from there went to the hospital to get his feet checked. He went back to HOC with a hospital note he was to stay off his feet. Lucas said it was due to blisters but now that we know about his diabetic sores it had to be related to that.

I totally forgot about that, good point. He didn't learn his lesson back then so he surely won't now either. I guess the wheelchair saga is imminent.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Man fuck this nigga.

 

[Da Dude123]

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Man fuck this nigga.

I guess Christian women are calling Lucas a retard? I am thinking this is the voices on the wind. I don't think any women outside the workers at Mallon Place or the waitress at Clinkerdaggers is talking to Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I guess Christian women are calling Lucas an exceptional individual? I am thinking this is the voices on the wind. I don't think any women outside the workers at Mallon Place or the waitress at Clinkerdaggers is talking to Lucas.

Yep. Lucas mysteriously knows everyone's religion, just like he mysteriously knows everyone's age, just like he mysteriously knows everyone's relationship status. And political affiliation. And current state of sexual arousal. The Voices on the Wind certainly are well-informed!

 

[DaTemplar]

Yep. Lucas mysteriously knows everyone's religion, just like he mysteriously knows everyone's age, just like he mysteriously knows everyone's relationship status. And political affiliation. And current state of sexual arousal. The Voices on the Wind certainly are well-informed!

He just has a weirdly strong sense of smell.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He just has a weirdly strong sense of smell.

He smells weirdly strong, agreed.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It’s interesting how Lucas doesn’t only act like an infant but poses like one too. I can’t get over the way he lies down on his stomach propped up like a 4 month old doing tummy time for his parents to clap for his mere existence.

Here’s an insult comic joke. Power level, my relation ship is on the rocks after seven years of dating but fortunately my baby ship isn’t. Kidding I didn’t knock up my girlfriend however my relationship is broken up on the rocks. But at least I’m not Lucas. Duh duh tsshhh! I know I can’t afford or take responsibility for a child despite owning a plenty good toaster oven and that woman aint my property so she will have to take back what belongs to her including my toaster oven, fuck.

Edit: Lucas has never heard the saying that beggars can’t be choosers as if he has a choice where he sits with literally negative less than nothing to offer

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That sore on his left eye has gone over a week now. May it last as long as Amberlynn's yearly sore and scratches. I guess when you're really fat, things never heal.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Man, nothing screams “I’d be a great husband and father” like blowing literally all of your money on expensive junk food while neglecting your uncontrolled diabetes. It always blows my mind that Lucas freely offers up so much evidence of his incompetence.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That sore on his left eye has gone over a week now. May it last as long as Amberlynn's yearly sore and scratches. I guess when you're really fat, things never heal.

It looks like a staph infection, he needs to clean it with peroxide and see a doctor before it gets bigger. As filthy as he is, it can spread quickly.