Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

No I mean here on the thread there was a comment about AOC’s boyfriend and I had no idea. I just find that funny for Lucas’s whole narrative. Somebody should mention that to Lucas though he will definitely reeee and block though.

That's exactly what he'll do.

People used to point out all the time that Bernie Sanders isn't, by any stretch of the imagination, poor and if Lucas responded at all it was to reeee before the block.

But, if we're being honest here, Lucas responds to anyone telling him he's mistaken about anything with "REEEEEE & block".

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

And I love who pointed out AOC’s partner is a very wealthy entrepreneur. Honestly nothing wrong with that unless you are Lucas and you hate the greed of money and giving in to the guys two at a time with more than 50 cents and a pop tart.
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"Giving in to a guy" is a very gross and revealing way to put it. He's phrased it a similar way talking about himself and asking the Zoomer girls to "give up" their bigoted resistance to him. As if he thinks a woman agreeing to date somebody comes down to her lowering her defenses and submitting to something she fundamentally doesn't want in exchange for I guess money, or drugs in the context of his delusion that all these flatbill chads are also hard drug dealers. It's deeply sexist and shows that he doesn't think women have agency or choose guys they're attracted to, both physically and personality-wise. To Lucas the only thing that could possibly turn women on is money, because it's the only thing he will allow himself to admit he lacks. It's also hilarious that he has blatantly made the standard "more money than me", when he is a literal mentally ill vagrant. Bitch everybody who lives in the First World has more money than you. Other vagrants who collect cans for recycling instead of laying in bed crying have more money than you.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It’s funny how much the Wern feels the need to virtue signal about covid over and over again wearing masks alone outside to prove a point that he is an enlightened atheist.

You can tell it makes him feel he has a small amount of power and superior intellect. Covid therefore *fill in the blank*.

Edit: I wonder when he’ll declare that his research on telomeres can make a super vaccine

Edit: It’s my party I can cry if I want to. What is up with his left eye by the way that looks pretty weird how one eye bulges in intensity.

 

[Wernology]

It’s funny how much the Wern feels the need to virtue signal about covid over and over again wearing masks alone outside to prove a point that he is an enlightened atheist.

You can tell it makes him feel he has a small amount of power and superior intellect. Covid therefore *fill in the blank*.
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Bets on whether he'll use this as yet another excuse as to why he can't go to Bistango's and pick up a chick?

 

[mothman96]

It’s funny how much the Wern feels the need to virtue signal about covid over and over again wearing masks alone outside to prove a point that he is an enlightened atheist.

You can tell it makes him feel he has a small amount of power and superior intellect. Covid therefore *fill in the blank*.

Edit: I wonder when he’ll declare that his research on telomeres can make a super vaccine

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Oh man, another try at "it's my birthday so fuck me Gen Z".

 

[Wernology]

Oh man, another try at "it's my birthday so fuck me Gen Z".

If we don't get some rage videos out of it, I at least hope we get some angry memes.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It’s funny how much the Wern feels the need to virtue signal about covid over and over again wearing masks alone outside to prove a point that he is an enlightened atheist.

You can tell it makes him feel he has a small amount of power and superior intellect. Covid therefore *fill in the blank*.

Edit: I wonder when he’ll declare that his research on telomeres can make a super vaccine

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Edit: It’s my party I can cry if I want to. What is up with his left eye by the way that looks pretty weird how one eye bulges in intensity.View attachment 2753520

This is interesting: with the exception of the one video where his face was torn up after "shaving", all of these memes are using older pictures, pre-shave. He must really hate the way his newly-shorn potato looks.

 

[Wernology]

My birthday present to The Wern: A reupload (with fixed audio) of all his friends locked facebook videos, including the one where he recorded a passed out, clearly underage girl and went on about wanting to be praised for being a "good guy" because he didn't sexually assault her when he co uld have.

No idea how long it'll take to upload, but it's about an hour and twenty five minutes long.

Set it as an instant premiere so chat is on and, because I definitely want him to be extra pissed off about it, he's barred from commenting or chatting, all he can fuckin' do is watch.

 

[WonderWino]

Oh man, another try at "it's my birthday so fuck me Gen Z".

I'm mildly surprised he hasn't tried to pull a comparison between getting a free small ice cream at DQ on his birthday with getting some free zoomer puss puss cause its his birthday

 

[mothman96]

More birthday begging. Some nut gave him $5.

 

[Wernology]

The video FINALLY finished uploading if y'all want to cringe at some 2010-sometime pre-Starbucks incident Wern, it includes terrible singing, terrible music videos, "I'm a good guy I could have raped her but I didn't because I'm a good guy", and Skinny Wern.

Also Wern With A Girlfriend.

Edit: Y'all remember the "million dollar shirt"? The one that said "conversation" in the same style as that stupid coexist shirt made up of various religious symbols?

 

[VoidFace]

The birthday meltdown has begun! (And even includes a suicide threat!)

So a week or so ago Lucas blocked, unblocked and started messaging one of my alts (one which I had never used to interact with him). He asked me why I didn’t have any friends or posts, I made something up, and so started the conversation.

I only talked to him because I assumed it would lead to lulz, but for the most part he was fairly normal. He mentioned gen z only once, and most of the time we talked about board games. Generally I’d shoot down his more ridiculous and insane ideas and see if I could steer him in a different direction that wasn’t stupid and boring. Tonight, though, the subject of his birthday came up.

Here is the final exchange before he suddenly blocked me.

I considered not posting this, waiting to see if he’d calm down and unblock me again so I could farm more lulz down the road…but then I realized I don’t want anymore boring conversations about incoherent board games.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The birthday meltdown has begun! (And even includes a suicide threat!)

So a week or so ago Lucas blocked, unblocked and started messaging one of my alts (one which I had never used to interact with him). He asked me why I didn’t have any friends or posts, I made something up, and so started the conversation.

I only talked to him because I assumed it would lead to lulz, but for the most part he was fairly normal. He mentioned gen z only once, and most of the time we talked about board games. Generally I’d shoot down his more ridiculous and insane ideas and see if I could steer him in a different direction that wasn’t stupid and boring. Tonight, though, the subject of his birthday came up.

Here is the final exchange before he suddenly blocked me.

I considered not posting this, waiting to see if he’d calm down and unblock me again so I could farm more lulz down the road…but then I realized I don’t want anymore boring conversations about incoherent board games.

This is hilarious, you’ll have your feet amputated and be confined to a wheel chair if you don’t listen to the doctor. I don’t care. I’ll just commit suicide but it will be hard to do being in a wheelchair so I’m probably not going to do it. I don’t care.

That’s the classic response of someone not wanting to listen to good advice.

Telling him this is actually a decent thing to do. He needs to hear it but he thinks people giving him any helpful advice are against him.

 

[Wernology]

The birthday meltdown has begun! (And even includes a suicide threat!)

So a week or so ago Lucas blocked, unblocked and started messaging one of my alts (one which I had never used to interact with him). He asked me why I didn’t have any friends or posts, I made something up, and so started the conversation.

I only talked to him because I assumed it would lead to lulz, but for the most part he was fairly normal. He mentioned gen z only once, and most of the time we talked about board games. Generally I’d shoot down his more ridiculous and insane ideas and see if I could steer him in a different direction that wasn’t stupid and boring. Tonight, though, the subject of his birthday came up.

Here is the final exchange before he suddenly blocked me.

I considered not posting this, waiting to see if he’d calm down and unblock me again so I could farm more lulz down the road…but then I realized I don’t want anymore boring conversations about incoherent board games.

This was hilarious to read while watching all his old Facebook videos!

 

[WonderWino]

The birthday meltdown has begun! (And even includes a suicide threat!)

So a week or so ago Lucas blocked, unblocked and started messaging one of my alts (one which I had never used to interact with him). He asked me why I didn’t have any friends or posts, I made something up, and so started the conversation.

I only talked to him because I assumed it would lead to lulz, but for the most part he was fairly normal. He mentioned gen z only once, and most of the time we talked about board games. Generally I’d shoot down his more ridiculous and insane ideas and see if I could steer him in a different direction that wasn’t stupid and boring. Tonight, though, the subject of his birthday came up.

Here is the final exchange before he suddenly blocked me.

I considered not posting this, waiting to see if he’d calm down and unblock me again so I could farm more lulz down the road…but then I realized I don’t want anymore boring conversations about incoherent board games.

'All I do all day is pace the hallway'

.....i'll just point out that this is literally what the most wacked out of their mind dementia patients do in all the nursing homes i'm worked at. Literally just walking up and down the same hallway nonstop. Make of that what you will

and all that 'I don't care' stuff sounds like something a literal child would say. lucas clearly doesn't truly understand how bad his feet are and how amputation is a legitimate and very likely outcome if he keeps going the way he is. He's entrenched himself into his usual 'if I don't acknowledge a problem it doesn't exist' mode

 

[Da Dude123]

This is hilarious, you’ll have your feet amputated and be confined to a wheel chair if you don’t listen to the doctor. I don’t care. I’ll just commit suicide but it will be hard to do being in a wheelchair so I’m probably not going to do it. I don’t care.

That’s the classic response of someone not wanting to listen to good advice.

Telling him this is actually a decent thing to do. He needs to hear it but he thinks people giving him any helpful advice are against him.

More evidence of how true lolcows reject advice.

 

[VoidFace]

This is hilarious, you’ll have your feet amputated and be confined to a wheel chair if you don’t listen to the doctor. I don’t care. I’ll just commit suicide but it will be hard to do being in a wheelchair so I’m probably not going to do it. I don’t care.

That’s the classic response of someone not wanting to listen to good advice.

Telling him this is actually a decent thing to do. He needs to hear it but he thinks people giving him any helpful advice are against him.

In general I would try to give sound advice where possible, I never saw a reason to be dishonest. We were once talking about him designing a board game, and he wanted to make a strategy game which would put guerrilla fighters against some kind of enemy. Ok, fine, that is not a terrible idea. So we were talking about guerrilla fighters against professional armies, and asymmetric warfare…and out of nowhere he went COMPLETELY INSANE with the concept. I’ll include some screenshots.

'All I do all day is pace the hallway'

.....i'll just point out that this is literally what the most wacked out of their mind dementia patients do in all the nursing homes i'm worked at. Literally just walking up and down the same hallway nonstop. Make of that what you will

and all that 'I don't care' stuff sounds like something a literal child would say. lucas clearly doesn't truly understand how bad his feet are and how amputation is a legitimate and very likely outcome if he keeps going the way he is. He's entrenched himself into his usual 'if I don't acknowledge a problem it doesn't exist' mode

He’s just getting into the swing of things before his brain is even more broken and he ends up doing that all day, anyways lol.

And he’s basically just a child putting their fingers in their ears and screaming “I can’t hear you.”

This was hilarious to read while watching all his old Facebook videos!

I’m just sitting down to watch the new video, love some vintage Wern lol

 

[another idiot]

The video FINALLY finished uploading if y'all want to cringe at some 2010-sometime pre-Starbucks incident Wern, it includes terrible singing, terrible music videos, "I'm a good guy I could have raped her but I didn't because I'm a good guy", and Skinny Wern.

Also Wern With A Girlfriend.

Edit: Y'all remember the "million dollar shirt"? The one that said "conversation" in the same style as that stupid coexist shirt made up of various religious symbols?

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When was this? He looks at least 25 years younger than he does now.

 

[Hambubger]

This is hilarious, you’ll have your feet amputated and be confined to a wheel chair if you don’t listen to the doctor. I don’t care. I’ll just commit suicide but it will be hard to do being in a wheelchair so I’m probably not going to do it. I don’t care.

That’s the classic response of someone not wanting to listen to good advice.

Telling him this is actually a decent thing to do. He needs to hear it but he thinks people giving him any helpful advice are against him.

Like Chris he only wants to listen to women so either buy a wig and pretend to be a zoomer girl or your nothing but a damn dirty troll

 

[Wernology]

When was this? He looks at least 25 years younger than he does now.

2010-2012 mostly.

Also his FB posts from after they broke up.