Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[SteveGoatman]

I fucking love how he ends that with "Wern is the man," trying to psyche himself up to actually do something. Too bad all of gen Z happened to be maskless that day.

This reminds me of one of his videos, during his school saga, where he talked about how he was "going to approach your 18 year old daughter, calm and confident, whether you like it or not...I WILL achieve my goals!!" Like some kind of weird self improvement guru parroting loser who thinks if they just say things out loud they will magically happen with no work needed on his part.

 

[Wernology]

This reminds me of one of his videos, during his school saga, where he talked about how he was "going to approach your 18 year old daughter, calm and confident, whether you like it or not...I WILL achieve my goals!!" Like some kind of weird self improvement guru parroting loser who thinks if they just say things out loud they will magically happen with no work needed on his part.

He's just the fat homeless version of a skinny basic starbucks obsessed girl manifesting her goals.

 

[SteveGoatman]

He's just the fat homeless version of a skinny basic starbucks obsessed girl manifesting her goals.

Bingo. It's just that he can't go into Starbucks anymore so he has to substitute his day care home instead.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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It's almost as if a really fit, beautiful woman might want a similarity good-looking, healthy partner.

But only Lucas is allowed to seek a beautiful partner... he's made it clear that he won't accept a fat or ugly woman. But if women are looking for handsome men, they're hypocritical bitches, leftists in name only, fascist, and fat-shaming.

Who's the real misogynist here?

And Lucas? If you're seeking the top 1% of eligible women, do you think it might assist your search to post pics of yourself looking a bit less brain-damaged? Why do women have to accept you at your worst, with zero effort, when you desire high-effort women at their best?

You know what those fit, beautiful women love right? To be insulted in bizarre and unhinged ways. Lucas actually thinks insults are a viable way to woo women, because he assumes everyone buys into his interpretation of the world, i.e. he thinks these girls universally have a socialist conscience which is somehow suppressed by capitalist brainwashing. He attempts to appeal to this "socialist" conscience (socialist here meaning "someone who will give Lucas whatever he wants including sex") by just flagrantly insulting the very group he is trying to date, while making intentionally dumb and aggressive faces to I guess rub the insult in further. The girls are supposed to both be hurt by the insult and realize Lucas is right. Like some athletic 19 year old chick is supposed to somehow see this post, feel bad for rejecting not just guys like Lucas, but Lucas specifically, to the point where she goes through the rest of his posts until she finds out he lives in Mallon Place, and then get dressed up cute and go there and present herself as his new girlfriend.

The thing that kind of scares me about Lucas and makes me think he has some potential to snap one day, is that he takes indifference personally and considers it malicious. Most guys understand that you have to put in a lot of effort and also get lucky to be with the most attractive women. Lucas thinks these women are "fat shaming" him by not seeking him out as a partner. He has said a lot of things to indicate that he takes it extremely personally that no one reaches out to him for sex, romance, or friendship. He just never realized that the world is by default indifferent, because you're a stranger to almost everyone, especially a shy hobo like Lucas, come the fuck on. You have to make the effort to make connections with people, get good at socializing, learn how to create and maintain healthy relationships. Lucas destroyed his existing relationships with friends, family, and his sole romantic partner early in his adulthood, never built new relationships, bounces from homeless shelter to psych ward and has no organic way to meet people: no job, no school, no hobbies.

But really it's his bizarre and honestly crippling delusion that everyone else owes him friendship and love, regardless of his own behavior, that makes him what he is today. And the source of his white hot anger is simply that it wounds his incredibly insecure, fragile ego terribly every time he thinks about how nobody's making an effort to include him, about how no girl fit or otherwise will just throw herself at him.

 

[Tard Police]

He uploaded a video to Instagram explaining some new card game he's trying to make. It's just more intentionally confusing garbage filled with jargon he made up and expects other people to pick up on immediately. "Meant for 2 - 4 players but 8 max" - finding 8 people that would be willing to play this game is about as likely as him getting his zoomer bae. It's not in the cards you fat faggot.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He uploaded a video to Instagram explaining some new card game he's trying to make. It's just more intentionally confusing garbage filled with jargon he made up and expects other people to pick up on immediately. "Meant for 2 - 4 players but 8 max" - finding 8 people that would be willing to play this game is about as likely as him getting his zoomer bae. It's not in the cards you fat faggot.

Does anyone remember a few years back, when Lucas was in the process of creating his brilliant best-selling game Cheese Mongers?

I remember at that point, Fat Ass saying that he was only going to focus on THIS game for the next two years, because previously, he made the mistake of putting out 10 games in the past year, and he wanted to put more focus into this one.

Lucas doesn't like the act of playing games, he doesn't like the act of introducing people to games, he gets upset when people can't memorize his ridiculous rules, and to be able to do that you must have to be able to know what he's thinking moment to moment, which is a punishment I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Lucas likes creating games. He likes being in charge of establishing the world, as we've suggested in the past it gives him a taste of the power and control he lacks in every other aspect of his life. But really, this constant process of creating new and stupid games using repurposed cards and bits and bobs of plastic? Ugh.

I can't honestly think of anything less constructive. Alphabetizing your turds would probably be a better use of your time. At least when Lucas was predating teenage girls, he theoretically had his eye on his future, but this game creation is literal masturbation.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I can't shame Lucas for his boring board game stuff. There's plenty of people that throw around ideas about making PC games and mods and stuff. Lucas is just doing the poor boomer version of that. He should try sticking with actually finishing these games, but they'd end up like that insane Cafeteria one so it doesn't really matter. At least Lucas is harmless with this board game cope. Sucks for us wanting milk, though.

 

[Wernology]

He uploaded a video to Instagram explaining some new card game he's trying to make. It's just more intentionally confusing garbage filled with jargon he made up and expects other people to pick up on immediately. "Meant for 2 - 4 players but 8 max" - finding 8 people that would be willing to play this game is about as likely as him getting his zoomer bae. It's not in the cards you fat faggot.

Honestly his game content is so boring I don't even bother to archive it anymore. It's not even so bad it's funny it's just boring.

 

[cheesycukes]

Came across this if anyone wants to photoshop Lucas onto the lesbian

 

[Twrx]

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A bit off topic, but execution is so common in communist countries, that if they're using a rifle, that the guy with the rifle knows to tell the person that is about to be executed to open their mouth so that they head isn't completely destroyed, for their families. China even has execution vans.

 

[Neko GF]

Lucas ending the year with a video of him shoving some greasy pizza down his throat-

Spoiler: Pizza Almost Mukbang With Coffee

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[Krathnami]

Lucas ending the year with a video of him shoving some greasy pizza down his throat-

Spoiler: Pizza Almost Mukbang With Coffee

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I watched that video three times so I could savor the hurt in his eyes knowing 2022 will be as bad (but probably worse) than 2021.

 

[Tard Police]

He eats so fast he can barely even breathe in the process. It's like watching a starving street dog finally get some food and almost choke to death from eating too fast, but we know he's definitely not missing any meals. Must have got his tard bux and went straight to blow that extra $15 on a 7-Eleven pizza. What a morbidly obese piece of shit.

 

[mothman96]

Leave it to the nursing home Creeper to make a video stuffing pizza into his mouth and a booger hanging out of his nostril.

 

[Amewsed]

Lucas ending the year with a video of him shoving some greasy pizza down his throat-

Spoiler: Pizza Almost Mukbang With Coffee

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Is there a pack of hungry dogs trying to steal his pizza? Jesus dude. Take a bite, don't swallow the entire slice. Enjoy the flavor you land whale.

His man hooters are heaving.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas ending the year with a video of him shoving some greasy pizza down his throat-

Spoiler: Pizza Almost Mukbang With Coffee

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Watching him eat is straight repulsive. And once again, I have to mention that he chews like a grandma who lost her dentures, his whole lip and mouth area is oddly mobile, rotating up and down more than it should, like those "Yep Yep" aliens from Sesame Street.

Seeing him get fatter and fatter is great. Some people have New Year's resolutions, Lucas ends the year by doing his feet, his heart, and his desire to ever find a wife further harm.

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I love how he glares nervously at the camera like he's afraid it's going to steal his pizza from him... And then acts like finishing the pizza is some sort of a challenge for him, not something that he does without even thinking

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas ending the year with a video of him shoving some greasy pizza down his throat-

Spoiler: Pizza Almost Mukbang With Coffee

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I don't believe he gave away two slices of pizza. Not at all.

 

[Amewsed]

I don't believe he gave away two slices of pizza. Not at all.

100%.

He probably offered the gummed crusts from the last two slices he had left.

 

[cheesycukes]

Here's to hoping his "friend" that gave him the instant coffee has heard he can't handle large amounts of caffeine.

If a chimpout happens soon, he'll blame that space coffee.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Chock-full as it is with his usual jargon, this piece is a testament to the veracity of the idea that Lucas makes much less sense than he used to. He's always been insane, but since Mallon his writing has been nonsense salad.

Part of it is the desire to seem smart and use big words without understanding them, but there's also a lack of clarity, or clear flow from idea to idea, which he has always struggled with, but seems recently to have abandoned entirely.

The drugs are calming him down, but they're sure as fuck not making him any more lucid.