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He eats as fast as a person refuse to share food to other people, and take the entire portion of the food. It's as worse as it gets.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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What the duck prompts him to eat the way he does and stare at the cam as if that's impressive? He looks more retarded when he eats than he does while doing anything else.
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Anybody hear the weird noise in the background around 5:28? There’s a loud groan then Lucas immediately starts shaking his coffee container again, presumably to cover it up.
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Does he even know what serotonin is? I couldn't make it very far into that eating video. I've fed pigs slop, and they ate so much better than Lucas. I don't think this is a lucid moment for him. I think that's just him. I wonder what he was like in high school. Just like a couple minute video of him speaking.
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Went over that spaz of a meme then tacked his "mukbang" on to the end of the video tonight.
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He's posting stupid "if I ran the government" nonsense again, kinda want to grab a good bottle of scotch and laugh about it live.
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Lucas declaring himself the pedo president and allowing anarchy with no cops or protection for himself. He didn't think this through well.
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Someone needs to slap a GPS tether on him immediately, and put mallon place under lockdown. "Unkie" that term does nothing but scream soon to be pedophile who has molested a child.
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If lucas has one single talent in life its a bizarre ability to somehow twist everything around to somehow be centered around food. That shows just how much of a pathological obsession he has over food, even by hobo standards
I mean ffs, even his delusional idea of becoming president is all about food. With all the bitching about trump serving fast food at the white house, can you imagine the kind of horrifying things the werner administration would serve? I can see him starting ww3 by pissing off the chinese and russian ambassadors with a microwaved cheesy cuke and baja blast banquet
Is he banned from all Starbucks or just that one?
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He really can't seperate food from anything. I shudder to think about how he would connect it to him being a massive pedophile
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How do you get seconds of housing?
Also, Lucas by his own admission takes seconds whenever he's able to. And thirds.
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Well, his multiple fart boxes, and different shelters, and his bed at the nursing home.
I bet it eats away at the the Creeper that his roommate can visit his mother who bought him a $500 leather jacket while the Creeper is banned from visiting his mother Myrna, father Roy and his other relatives. All he gets from his "rich" mother Myrna is a $25 gift card 2 yrs ago and a $30 "White Box" for his birthday. Myrna, Larry and the dogs are on their way to Mexico today. They will be living it up in Mexico while the Creeper rots in the nursing home.
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I think it's just that one (and I believe multiple bars in Spokane...and multiple homeless shelters at least for short times...and the apartment rental lists...and his family members' homes...). I would imagine it's hard to do any kind of multi-location ban across Starbucks locations and be able to enforce it unless it's an extreme situation. But who knows, they may have put on paper that they're "banning" him from that location and every other one under the sun and hope that would be enough to keep him away.
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He's definitely posting a short story and the temptation to read through it in a video is high.
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It’s truly a labor of love