Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas has developed a time travel equation (it's true, check with NASA!), he's a world renowned geneticist who's had "over 1700 studies done on his sperm", he's the self professed founder of the flourishing age gap scene in Spokane, he's single handedly solved poverty by pointing out that all 330+ million americans should get one (of the less than 19 million in existence) bitcoin a year. So the real question is how could you not feel confident in this man's plans for the nation going forward?!

Lucas Werner 2024: A bitcoin in every wallet, and a zoomer bae on every Gen X dick!
You left out '....and a massive takeout order of clinkerdaggers for every meal'

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Alright, which one of you trolls ruined his life?
I wonder what happened this time, or is this just him being crazy and paranoid?
 
Anyone that has to tell you that they aren't greedy and give people stuff, is greedy as fuck. You don't go around bragging about how you give people stuff. You just do it. His idea of being charitable, is giving people candy with a note with his contact information and how they need to hook him up with a zoomer bae.
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Yeah, that would totally work. And once everything is gone from the stores and warehouses, then what, Tubby? Huh? Are people gonna take care of fat, exceptional hobos like you who refuse to work? I bet you think they will!

He is so exceptionally stupid. I think he does believe that people will work for free or that things are going to magically stay stocked on shelves. It's not going to happen. I've worked some shitty restaurant/retail jobs in my younger days and NO ONE would ever put up with that shit for free. Also, no one is going to work the farms, the factories, the warehouses, the trucks, the docks, etc. Nothing would be coming in or being made. Resources would become scarce and people would start hoarding and fighting. Hospitals and fire stations would close. We'd be screwed.

Also, NO ONE is going to take care of his do-nothing lazy fat ass. He will be left to his own devices and will be dead in a matter of months. As flawed as capitalism may be, it's not all bad and without it his stupid ass wouldn't make it. He's an intolerable asshole and no one would find in their heart to take him in. Oh wait, doesn't he think he's going to get a free house that he can just move into? Somehow it will have electricity, running water, heat, etc. without utility workers or without paying for it.

He really thinks this type of society would actually work and that he would benefit and be in a better position than he is now. This shows how dense and simple he is. He seems incapable of adult reasoning and thought. His whole plan sounds like an angry kid made it up.
 
He's posted such a hilariously wrong series of takes on the executive order thing that I KNOW is directed at the stream w here I was making fun of him for not knowing how they work that once I get hair paint back in I imay hop on live to kill time and make fun of him.

As with his scientific articles, he cherry picks the bits that agree with him and ignore the parts that prove him wrong and I love tearing into that because I know it makes him rage.
 
Anyone that has to tell you that they aren't greedy and give people stuff, is greedy as fuck. You don't go around bragging about how you give people stuff. You just do it. His idea of being charitable, is giving people candy with a note with his contact information and how they need to hook him up with a zoomer bae. View attachment 2871096
The next time he posts ranting about charity and greed someone should reply by posting a video of that scene from mash where winchester points out that to be a true act of charity it has to be anonymous with no credit taken for it. I'd love to see how he reacts to that
 
We in this country take TOO much care of those like Lucas.
I'm out here busting my ass so I don't lose everything I got but people who lack two brain cells to put together have free housing, free food, free everything and never have to suffer for their lack of participation in society.
Lucas is not realizing that without "capitalism" he would not be able to live and eat for free without any effort on his part. In a Communist country, a pedophile who refused to work would be executed.....
In his cow mind he probably thinks that his job would be making insult videos and memes with his selfies like he does now. He would be given a nice home and lots of food for doing this when he feels like it. No way would the government make him do manual labor. Not him!
 
This is the WORST kind of story for Lucas, because it confirms the distorted view of young people's social behavior that he ALREADY has:
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That screenshot seems pretty questionable tbh. If you're not a mexican citizen you're subject to deportation for violating any law, which those mandates are. Since deportations are almost always via plane to the US the airline generally doesn't have a say as thats getting into governments authority territory. Same as the US government being able to use airlines to transport prisoners and ICE deportees, airline doesn't get a say. Even if the government didn't want to use the airline they'd use ground transport. That said, if they are being refused to be allowed to return to their country and end up catching covid, or anything else for that matter while stranded there, theres a pretty good case for a liability lawsuit. If you deny someone the right to leave the country you're liable for what happens to them as a result. The mexican government knows this and doesn't want an international incident on its hands and neither does their airlines, so i'm calling bs on anybody being 'stranded' anywhere

In short, theres definitely more to the story than what hes saying in that rant. That aside it shows how vindictive and petty lucas is that he tells people to catch covid. Especially considering HE isn't following the mask shit very well himself and already caught covid. Why is lucas even mentioning these people? Its not like he has a bone to pick with random people on a plane. Or is he under the delusion that this was some kind of party plane full of flatbills and zoomers going off to mexico to party without him? Why else would be even give a shit
 
He is such a dickbag. Literally just SUCH a piece of shit. More proof of how he would be a HORRIBLE husband and father, too.
Flashes of Lucas's fabled temper. He has a tendency to be aggressive towards other men when he feels that he can get away with it. He treated Daniel Campbell, a former roomate, similarly to the poor sped in the video. There are also reports of Lucas being very nasty with dudes he read as gay. There's a streak of weak bullying in him, and I am willing to bet that in any social environment, Lucas immediately seeks to identify a male that he can get away with being pushy towards in petty ways, as a sort of brute way of establishing his status. If there is no candidate, Lucas will be introverted. If there is a candidate, Lucas will focus some attention on them, put on a little display (likely something about how clever or progressive he is), in the hopes that others witness it and recognize Lucas's potency. Sadly, by this point Lucas has already been read as a bumcel and dismissed.
Anyone that has to tell you that they aren't greedy and give people stuff, is greedy as fuck. You don't go around bragging about how you give people stuff. You just do it. His idea of being charitable, is giving people candy with a note with his contact information and how they need to hook him up with a zoomer bae. View attachment 2871096
People give for different reasons. In Lucas's case, it's because he expects something in return. Some popcorn and weed for information about where the party is at; a pep stick for some puss puss. That's not charity, not giving, so much as crudely done barter by a fat faggot with nothing to bargain with, who wants the world.
 
That screenshot seems pretty questionable tbh.
it's "Occupy Democrats", a strongly left propaganda outlet. not to mention, that the people were part of the 111 Club, and were Canadians on a chartered plane, and most of them are already back in Canada, with the chartering airline refusing to take them back on the return trip due to damage to the interior cabin from the partying - mostly for unruly behavior and damage to the passenger cabin. airlines chartered from Canada also must operate within Canadian in-flight guidelines, including Canada's mask mandate.


Lucas is an idiot for many reasons, but a lot of it boils down to an incompatibility with curiosity - he isn't interested in information or knowledge. he just wants to be "right", and wield that as a club when pushing his opinions.
 
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In his cow mind he probably thinks that his job would be making insult videos and memes with his selfies like he does now. He would be given a nice home and lots of food for doing this when he feels like it. No way would the government make him do manual labor. Not him!
Someone should catfish him into heading to Cuba. He could live out his Communist dream life there.
 
Someone should catfish him into heading to Cuba. He could live out his Communist dream life there.
Lucas wouldn't qualify for travelling to cuba. Besides, if he really wants the true communist experience the catfish should send him to venezueala instead. With brazil as a close runner up option. I can just see lucas pulling LA 2.0 and getting stuck without money in brazil, wandering into some shithole favela in rio and getting lynched by the local gangs when he says the wrong thing to an underage girl wandering around the favela. On that note, lucas showing up during carnival is a horrifying thought. No way he wouldn't do something stupid and get himself killed

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Lets just take a moment to consider this screenshot from klickitats latest wern video
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The fact he thought it was a good idea to post this and that it doesn't make him look like a literal sex offender saying explicitly sex offender kinds of things says everything you need to know about lucas's intentions toward little girls. It also sounds like a thinly veiled threat - 'if you don't like me talking about how little girls scream when i'm around bribe me to stay away and take care of all my needs' which makes me think on some level he knows how this looks and is deliberately trying to make such a threat while trying to act like he has no idea how fucked it is. In other words he's trying to manipulate people
 
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Lucas wouldn't qualify for travelling to cuba. Besides, if he really wants the true communist experience the catfish should send him to venezueala instead. With brazil as a close runner up option. I can just see lucas pulling LA 2.0 and getting stuck without money in brazil, wandering into some shithole favela in rio and getting lynched by the local gangs when he says the wrong thing to an underage girl wandering around the favela. On that note, lucas showing up during carnival is a horrifying thought. No way he wouldn't do something stupid and get himself killed

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Lets just take a moment to consider this screenshot from klickitats latest wern video
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The fact he thought it was a good idea to post this and that it doesn't make him look like a literal sex offender saying explicitly sex offender kinds of things says everything you need to know about lucas's intentions toward little girls. It also sounds like a thinly veiled threat - 'if you don't like me talking about how little girls scream when i'm around bribe me to stay away and take care of all my needs' which makes me think on some level he knows how this looks and is deliberately trying to make such a threat while trying to act like he has no idea how fucked it is. In other words he's trying to manipulate people


That is easily one of the most pedophilic shit he has ever said, and he says pedophilic shit like everyone else breathes. Even thinking about shit he has on his phone makes my skin crawl.
 
It's hard to single out Lucas for hate when he's representative of at least 90% of the men in the Seattle metro area with the exception that he's a fat tub of lard; Are his neighbours somehow better because they elect representatives who say the shit he says far more eloquently? Werner is representative of the entire population there with the exception that he considers Pizza Hut to be haute cuisine
 
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Lucas wouldn't qualify for travelling to cuba. Besides, if he really wants the true communist experience the catfish should send him to venezueala instead. With brazil as a close runner up option. I can just see lucas pulling LA 2.0 and getting stuck without money in brazil, wandering into some shithole favela in rio and getting lynched by the local gangs when he says the wrong thing to an underage girl wandering around the favela. On that note, lucas showing up during carnival is a horrifying thought. No way he wouldn't do something stupid and get himself killed

Lmao, you guys and your impotent fantasies (that come from a place of you guys being too chicken shit to ever take action into your own hands, which says about as much about you allowing your perceived villains to exist unchecked than it does about bloated nobodies like Lucas)...Brasil is far more degenerate than Lucas is, in pretty much every aspect imaginable. They have numerous songs about fucking underage girls (since it's part of the malandro lifestyle) that hit the top of the charts, including this one that has lyrics like ♫Tá suave, vem, novinha/perder tua virgindade♫ (explicit enough it's reasonable to see why Youtube removed the music video a number of times after it already received hundreds of millions of views); This is all the more licentious when you realise that Brasil's age of consent is 14 in a country that barely has its laws enforced, leading to the sudden apparition of Glenn Greenwald and incidents like this that suddenly give context to Brasil's complexo de vira lata/low class behaviour (we're talking about a nation of 40 year old men hang out with 20yr olds and have aspirations to become gangster rappers for crying out loud); on top of that, they are very liberal towards homosexuality, adding to the overall climate.

A lot of guys here fantacising violence are basement-dwelling couch potatoes who never travelled, or you'd realise how degenerate your hero favela thugs are (as if BestGore didn't teach you that before its untimely demise). If anything, they'd probably lynch you first for thinking that they'd do anything without $$$, including take a moral position

Tl;DR there is a reason why Brasil is a destination for sex offenders, their culture openly promotes it as malandragem
 
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