Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Anyone else getting a bit sick of seeing Mr. Does-literally-nothing-but-sit-on-his-doughy-ass-24-hrs-a-day meme as champion of the oppressed working masses?

If you think the working struggle is so noble and brought low by the employer oppressors, why don't YOU lift a finger, fat boy?

(I privately am thrilled by watching the bottom of his bullfrog face grow ever wider, while his receding hairline and unique coiffure make the top of his head appear tinier each day)

 

[WonderWino]

These retards are cow-like themselves. No context provided in the video about what the alleged pedo did. Filming an assault. That’ll show him!

Indeed they are. Alot of the anti pedo vigilante groups seem to be like that. tbh I suspect they're all abusers and creeps themselves who picked pedos as a target because its socially acceptable to abuse them for the most part and they're looking for someone to abuse. a few of them turned out to be pedos themselves that were doing it, and cooperating with the cops, to get rid of people they saw as competition. a few more incidents like that and there might be good reason to start a thread on them as a whole. That said, according to them the guy they beat showed up at the mall intending to take some minor home with him and 'didn't care about it' when they confronted him, whatever that means. Conveniently they didn't provide any actual evidence or context in that video. Though even if they had they're asking to get arrested themselves doing shit like that, especially if he had been hit running across the street

 

[Jeep1971]

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Anyone else getting a bit sick of seeing Mr. Does-literally-nothing-but-sit-on-his-doughy-ass-24-hrs-a-day meme as champion of the oppressed working masses?

If you think the working struggle is so noble and brought low by the employer oppressors, why don't YOU lift a finger, fat boy?

(I privately am thrilled by watching the bottom of his bullfrog face grow ever wider, while his receding hairline and unique coiffure make the top of his head appear tinier each day)

He cracks me up. What he knows about any business or what it's like to work could fit on his tiny pinhead.
He is assuming/projecting that all business owners are shit for providing employment to people who want to work. That they don't deserve their success or didn't struggle to build their business from the start.
The government didn't GIVE them a bakery, cafe or dry cleaners,etc. THEY built that business.
Not to power level but my boss works just as hard as we do,if not harder,right along beside us.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

He cracks me up. What he knows about any business or what it's like to work could fit on his tiny pinhead.
He is assuming/projecting that all business owners are shit for providing employment to people who want to work. That they don't deserve their success or didn't struggle to build their business from the start.
The government didn't GIVE them a bakery, cafe or dry cleaners,etc. THEY built that business.
Not to power level but my boss works just as hard as we do,if not harder,right along beside us.

Silly, don't you know that business owners didn't build that business?
Obama said so! They only have that business because of the government!

 

[Poop Shoot]

Silly, don't you know that business owners didn't build that business?
Obama said so! They only have that business because of the government!

It’s true, I waited in the “business” line then boom, Obama gave me a convenience store.

 

[Amewsed]

Prove Your Love God!
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Unmedicated Lucas would be screaming from the rooftops of Mallon Place for God to deliver the zoomer baes.

If you ask me, the fact the gross Hobo hasn't been able to victimize a gen z Bae is proof God exists.

 

[WonderWino]

More game insanity, and apparently he roped jamie into playing his game again but he's out having a smoke during the video

'So far nobodys scored yet but theres been alot of rolling of the dice and the cubes....and we're having fun'

This shit is entirely incoherent, even by lucas standards. He literally drew out tetris shapes and and did who the fuck knows with them with dragons and points

Edit: part 2

This is literally schizophrenic tetris

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Pay me $20 to flip the views I go on about all day. It’s a good thing Lucas isn’t a corrupt politician.

Spoiler: Lucas the Failson (autistic)

Edit: was thinking how horrifying it’d be if Lucas was a billionaire’s fail son with a mansion and private jets for his Instagram instead of just being the son of fairly well off middle class parents who cut him out of their life.

If Lucas had production value as a result of failing up it’d be a nightmare. Glad he only has $15 to his name if that.

If Lucas was loaded as a result of an estate he could literally claim Instagram was a job.

President Wern delivering an address from the Mallon House

 

[strandedcastaway]

I agree that the Boarding House Biologist has a smackable face. Pity he doesn't have the Cilley nerve, he really needs a beatdown ( if only verbal) caught on vidya.

The Cilley nerve where he's 6 foot 3 and 230 yet runs from guys half his size, right....

 

[TurdFondler]

He says he placed a dragon but looking at his own list he marked a wizard instead

This one seemed almost, almost playable. The idea of drawing shapes on a grid and then coloring them might be a decent way to pass time in a place like Mallon, or trapped in a mineshaft or something.

 

[Twrx]

Pay me $20 to flip the views I go on about all day. It’s a good thing Lucas isn’t a corrupt politician.
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Spoiler: Lucas the Failson (autistic)

Edit: was thinking how horrifying it’d be if Lucas was a billionaire’s fail son with a mansion and private jets for his Instagram instead of just being the son of fairly well off middle class parents who cut him out of their life.

If Lucas had production value as a result of failing up it’d be a nightmare. Glad he only has $15 to his name if that.

If Lucas was loaded as a result of an estate he could literally claim Instagram was a job.

President Wern delivering an address from the Mallon House

Im into punk, it's been my favorite type of music since I was like 13. DK has always been one of my favorite bands, so a few years ago, when the punk in drublic festival was announced I immediately jumped on getting tickets. Jello performed with the descendents, and 99 percent of his time on stage was spent showing off his shirt that had "Trump hates me". Really pissed me off because he was a large part of why I grabbed tickets, and all he did was fucking walk back and forth showing off his shirt. I really doubt Lucas knows anything about DK's catalogue and stumbled across some of their stuff. So Lucas's political bullshit is the same as jello, just appearance and "look at me"

https://youtu.be/_-xGcWq-rvs

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Im into punk, it's been my favorite type of music since I was like 13. DK has always been one of my favorite bands, so a few years ago, when the punk in drublic festival was announced I immediately jumped on getting tickets. Jello performed with the descendents, and 99 percent of his time on stage was spent showing off his shirt that had "Trump hates me". Really pissed me off because he was a large part of why I grabbed tickets, and all he did was fucking walk back and forth showing off his shirt. I really doubt Lucas knows anything about DK's catalogue and stumbled across some of their stuff. So Lucas's political bullshit is the same as jello, just appearance and "look at me"

https://youtu.be/_-xGcWq-rvs

I hear ya bud, DK was my favorite punk band in the day, but Jello has been a cringe boomer for quite awhile

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I hear ya bud, DK was my favorite punk band in the day, but Jello has been a cringe boomer for quite awhile

Almost every anti-authority figure in music has "sold out" or gotten cringe as they've aged. Part of it is the result of making a living in a corporate industry necessitating compromise, which is the death of this sort of teen-rebel idealism, and part of it is the Sick Boy principle, presented in jest but IMHO 100% accurate:

https://youtu.be/pQD-dXfHrvk

Music is a game for the young and hungry. When you're old and comfortable... It's gone.

 

[Jeep1971]

Almost every anti-authority figure in music has "sold out" or gotten cringe as they've aged. Part of it is the result of making a living in a corporate industry necessitating compromise, which is the death of this sort of teen-rebel idealism, and part of it is the Sick Boy principle, presented in jest but IMHO 100% accurate:

https://youtu.be/pQD-dXfHrvk

Music is a game for the young and hungry. When you're old and comfortable... It's gone.

Foo Fighters,anyone? Good band but cringe.

 

[IceQueen]

Pay me $20 to flip the views I go on about all day. It’s a good thing Lucas isn’t a corrupt politician.
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Spoiler: Lucas the Failson (autistic)

Edit: was thinking how horrifying it’d be if Lucas was a billionaire’s fail son with a mansion and private jets for his Instagram instead of just being the son of fairly well off middle class parents who cut him out of their life.

If Lucas had production value as a result of failing up it’d be a nightmare. Glad he only has $15 to his name if that.

If Lucas was loaded as a result of an estate he could literally claim Instagram was a job.

President Wern delivering an address from the Mallon House

Yeah I was about to post that picture too lmao. Only $20 for him to sell his soul to the other side. What a pathetic bitch.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Yeah I was about to post that picture too lmao. Only $20 for him to sell his soul to the other side. What a pathetic bitch.

The way his mask is pulling his ear to the side makes him look like a legit creature from Middle Earth. Well, that and his goblin potato head.

Edit: I was pondering how long the average treatment for diabetic foot sores is, versus how long Lucas has spent "convalescing" from this. Because, if I understand correctly, Lucas had this problem with his feet for at least 2 years before he was ever at Mallon. And he's mentioned other foot injuries which were likely caused by diabetes even further back than that. What do you think Mallon's nursing staff will do if Lucas doesn't get any better? Will they keep him in these socks and foot casts for as long as he lives there? Or will they eventually decide that it's not going to heal? Anyone who has any sort of insight into diabetic foot ulcers, your opinion would be appreciated.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Such a punchable face. Very homely person Lucas is.
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Because in addition to ugly, his expressions are also so smug.

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Anyone else getting a bit sick of seeing Mr. Does-literally-nothing-but-sit-on-his-doughy-ass-24-hrs-a-day meme as champion of the oppressed working masses?

If you think the working struggle is so noble and brought low by the employer oppressors, why don't YOU lift a finger, fat boy?

(I privately am thrilled by watching the bottom of his bullfrog face grow ever wider, while his receding hairline and unique coiffure make the top of his head appear tinier each day)

"Business owners are so lazy" - guy who sits around all day eating food provided by other people in the house provided by other people while crying that no one has given him a girlfriend yet.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

But Lucas, you literally HAD $1000 when you were homeless, you called it your "nest egg" and tried to use it you bribe your way into teenie sex.... remember?

But you didn't have a girlfriend then, either.

(I love that Fatty spends his day giving his camera the sort of "just smelled a fart" looks that people give HIM everywhere he goes)

 

[Twrx]

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But Lucas, you literally HAD $1000 when you were homeless, you called it your "nest egg" and tried to use it you bribe your way into teenie sex.... remember?

But you didn't have a girlfriend then, either.

(I love that Fatty spends his day giving his camera the sort of "just smelled a fart" looks that people give HIM everywhere he goes)

The supreme gentleman had access to money and an expensive high end bmw, and he still had 0 luck. And he was better looking than the freak. I don't really understand why he thinks any amount of money would get him laid.

 

[Jeep1971]

The way his mask is pulling his ear to the side makes him look like a legit creature from Middle Earth. Well, that and his goblin potato head.

Edit: I was pondering how long the average treatment for diabetic foot sores is, versus how long Lucas has spent "convalescing" from this. Because, if I understand correctly, Lucas had this problem with his feet for at least 2 years before he was ever at Mallon. And he's mentioned other foot injuries which were likely caused by diabetes even further back than that. What do you think Mallon's nursing staff will do if Lucas doesn't get any better? Will they keep him in these socks and foot casts for as long as he lives there? Or will they eventually decide that it's not going to heal? Anyone who has any sort of insight into diabetic foot ulcers, your opinion would be appreciated.

I'm curious as to if he is a rehab/short term admission or a long term care admission.
If it's just short term, he will be discharged if they deem him healed.
HOWEVER, if he's long term and I think he is because they are taking his tugboat, he can stay indefinitely as long as he needs care and I'm guessing it's just as much about his mental health as it is his rotted feet.
The mental health problems could keep him committed long after his feets are either cured or cut off.