Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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ManfromtheMoon said:
I love how this confirms our suspicion, little princess is crying himself to sleep.
It's been a rough night
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Lucas 'the crying man' werner everybody

I wonder what got him crying this time. Maybe he didn't get an extra pudding cup or was refused a third helping at dinner. Regardless, the fact that he posts a video about it trying to exploit such things shows how manipulative he is
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas 'the crying man' werner everybody

I wonder what got him crying this time. Maybe he didn't get an extra pudding cup or was refused a third helping at dinner. Regardless, the fact that he posts a video about it trying to exploit such things shows how manipulative he is
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He has long thought that everyone should care about his crying jags.

Right before his little "poor me" short vid, he posted this smug stupid shit:

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Bassomatic said:
Lucas really thinks tho he's king shit and earns it
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Pretty common among incels and people who think pickup artists are legit: Most of them think negging a woman is a way to catch her interest and get her hooked because if you say insulting shit to her she'll feel the need to defend herself and then you have your foot in the door for a conversation.

Trouble is, first of all, that's just a shitty way to behave and you don't deserve friends or a partner if you act like that, and second most women will either just ignore you or tell you to go fuck yourself.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Maybe Lucas has some modicum of self awareness about where his future is headed. Not that he’ll ever marry.
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Doubtful. His fat riddled brain is all about printing money that doesn't exist so he can leech off the government he hates and be a boil on the ass of every productive member of society.

He's too selfish to care about anyone but himself.
 
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Amewsed said:
Doubtful. His fat riddled brain is all about printing money that doesn't exist so he can leech off the government he hates and be a boil on the ass of every productive member of society.

He's too selfish to care about anyone but himself.
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I think Maxxicus meant that Lucas might be self aware enough to realize he himself is gonna be wheelchair bound sooner rather than later, and may be preemptively advocating for the disabled here for reasons that are actually selfish, especially given his hang up on wanting to get married.

The other option is that he is just promoting random woke memes as part of his general simping for the left hoping for a crumb of socialist pussy. Personally I think that’s more likely just bc of Lucas’ denial based thinking; if he were to consider the possibility that he’d become wheelchair bound I think he would just shut it down with pure denial instead of coming up with this cope ahead of time, he usually doesn’t think that far ahead.
 
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Wernology said:
I love this. ❤

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This is 100% about the geek room stream where they featured his pedo admission.
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THAT'S what it was about? I was thinking it was his monthly flirtation with reality, the "I'm never gonna get my girl" tears he does on the reg.

It was about GeekRoom mentioning the old realization that Lucas admitted he's a pedo, just cuz Klick posted it? For chrissakes, those GeekRoom idiots spent like less than 5 minutes on it in a 1.5 hr + video. To say nothing of the fact that EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS LUCAS IS A PEDO. They really need to stop using Fatty for their thumbnails when they barely mention him. Also? They are the most boring channel on YouTube.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
THAT'S what it was about? I was thinking it was his monthly flirtation with reality, the "I'm never gonna get my girl" tears he does on the reg.

It was about GeekRoom mentioning the old realization that Lucas admitted he's a pedo, just cuz Klick posted it? For chrissakes, those GeekRoom idiots spent like less than 5 minutes on it in a 1.5 hr + video. To say nothing of the fact that EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS LUCAS IS A PEDO. They really need to stop using Fatty for their thumbnails when they barely mention him. Also? They are the most boring channel on YouTube.
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I think the Geek Room is worse than Skeletor and the Owls. The people on that YouTube channel are obnoxious as shit.
 
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We really need a new Wern album. His "Teenage Bondage" and "Welcome to the Jungle" were classics. "has anybody seen my girl?" would be a corker!!

Or this all time classic ( blasphemy I know, but lyrics are eerily on point)

How Soon Is Now?​

The Smiths

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar ( lol true, no Elk kingdom for you)
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way? ( motto of every lolcow)
I am human and I need to be loved ( no...)
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club if you'd like to go ( Bistangos....?)
You could meet somebody who really loves you ( lol no chance)
So you go and you stand on your own ( with a camera phone?)
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean? ( never, not in the cards!)
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does


Profound apologies to all my fellow Smiths fans!
 
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I’m struggling to quote today but, regarding some recent discussions on Lucas’s health and finances, here are my conclusions.
He is definitely in Mallon for MH and medical issues. Those places often will have mentally I’ll people with medical stuff bc surprisingly mentally I’ll people suck at self-care.

I don’t think that Lucas’s feet will ever heal as that’s how it goes for diabetics. I think he knows that they either stay managed or get cut off but will never admit it. The crazy thing is him pretending he will ever live independently again. The only way that happens is he gets kicked out or walks out of Mallon. He has a payee (still) and that person is appointed by the court based on his inability to make monetary decisions. Just bc Mallon place takes most of his money doesn’t mean he no longer needs a payee. They won’t remove his payee ever. So his payee isn’t going to sign off on him leaving. So he walks out or is turfed.

Worst/best of all is that his case manager and his later aren’t the same. So when he is out in his own, he can’t just make a call and get a place. He has to get coordination from his payee and case manager at SNAP who he probably no longer has while he is in Mallon. He will also not have EBT for a couple of months as that went away due to Mallon place feeding him 3 meals a day. So I think Lucas will walk out expecting a full check and EBT card with a brief delay before finding a cushy apt but when that doesn’t occur, it will be glorious.
 
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It would be at least two months before he gets his EBT and cash back.

Family member works for Social Services, and part of her job is explaining to people like Lucas why their benefits are calculated on the previous months income and living situations.
This has to be done several times a month for some of them.
Family member is happy they retire at the end of this year, 25 years is long enough.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
I’m struggling to quote today but, regarding some recent discussions on Lucas’s health and finances, here are my conclusions.
He is definitely in Mallon for MH and medical issues. Those places often will have mentally I’ll people with medical stuff bc surprisingly mentally I’ll people suck at self-care.

I don’t think that Lucas’s feet will ever heal as that’s how it goes for diabetics. I think he knows that they either stay managed or get cut off but will never admit it. The crazy thing is him pretending he will ever live independently again. The only way that happens is he gets kicked out or walks out of Mallon. He has a payee (still) and that person is appointed by the court based on his inability to make monetary decisions. Just bc Mallon place takes most of his money doesn’t mean he no longer needs a payee. They won’t remove his payee ever. So his payee isn’t going to sign off on him leaving. So he walks out or is turfed.

Worst/best of all is that his case manager and his later aren’t the same. So when he is out in his own, he can’t just make a call and get a place. He has to get coordination from his payee and case manager at SNAP who he probably no longer has while he is in Mallon. He will also not have EBT for a couple of months as that went away due to Mallon place feeding him 3 meals a day. So I think Lucas will walk out expecting a full check and EBT card with a brief delay before finding a cushy apt but when that doesn’t occur, it will be glorious.
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Oh, yeah. This is definitely right. Lucas could not just decide on to leave on his own and live at the bus station or House of Charity. His payee would never allow it. Ironically, he may have to get evicted to get his Clinkerdagger money back. But he would be missing his precious food stamp money for a bit.

The content would be glorious if Lucas did not lose or break his phone, which there is a very real possibility that he would.
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But Lucas will just keep on going and doing what he does. He has to keep going. He doesn't have a choice.
 
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