Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Given that he used to call himself The Wizard, I'd have guessed he'd have gone with Meme Wizard or Wizard of the Memes.

Well at least thats better than calling himself the wizard of wern. It doesn't surprise me a bit that a guy who calls himself the wizard spent much of his time sitting in a closet tending to a pot plant and hiding away from his roommates

As for his shitty 'what crime happens when everything is free' meme, he really didn't think that one through. Yeah, making everything free sure stops people from committing murder, rape and pedo behavior huh lucas

 

[Kromir]

You know what they say. The left can't meme and lucas is a prime example of this fact. It's just seething and butthurt with a picture of his souless gaze and butt ugly face in the back. Does he really think he looks good in this?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

You know what they say. The left can't meme and lucas is a prime example of this fact. It's just seething and butthurt with a picture of his souless gaze and butt ugly face in the back. Does he really think he looks good in this?

Short answer he does thinks he looks good in this. Also memes are fun but at the same time it’s just obnoxious when they are spammed like bumper stickers on cars. Lucas is one of the most obnoxious meme curators in existence. His idea of an original meme is usually something food related to his toddler level understanding of politics and economy. The versions of left and right politics Lucas likes to go on about don’t line up very well with reality or common sense just his solipsistic view of the world.

 

[Amewsed]

Short answer he does thinks he looks good in this. Also memes are fun but at the same time it’s just obnoxious when they are spammed like bumper stickers on cars. Lucas is one of the most obnoxious meme curators in existence. His idea of an original meme is usually something food related to his toddler level understanding of politics and economy. The versions of left and right politics Lucas likes to go on about don’t line up very well with reality or common sense just his solipsistic view of the world.

His "memes" are especially obnoxious because he repeatedly tries to latch on to a group he has nothing in common with; especially the employed sector.

In his deranged noodle, he thinks free shit = free gen z hotties.

That is all. He has no legitimate understanding of economics, education or politics.

Sometimes I just want to open hand slap him across his fat greasy face because hes so incredibly stupid.

I really feel like I'd be doing him a major favor.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Sometimes I just want to open hand slap him across his fat greasy face because hes so incredibly stupid.

I really feel like I'd be doing him a major favor.

Don't know much about MRSA but, would you get infected if you do that tho? cause if not i'd happily wait my turn to slap him

 

[Wernology]

Don't know much about MRSA but, would you get infected if you do that tho? cause if not i'd happily wait my turn to slap him

It's unlikely if you have no open wounds and he has no active sores, but it's not recommended to have skin to skin contact with someone known to have MRSA.

Since we all know Lucas reads this thread and would accuse me of lying about that, my source is the goddamned CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/mrsa/community/index.html

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Nice cope

Edit: that people who are considered highly competent

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has recently been utilizing one of his old faves:


I decided to return the favor:

And the obvious:


A new twist?

(If anyone would like to take a crack)

Edit:. Lucas has been boring of late:

 

[Burned CDs]

Luke's stalking theme song. Tip toeing like a 1930's cartoon villain around elementary and high schools.

Peter and the Wolf: Main Theme

Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesPeter and the Wolf: Main Theme · Orchestra of the RTV Luxembourg, Louis de Froment, Conductor50 Hits: Classical...

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[Maxxicus Callahan]

Luke's stalking theme song. Tip toeing like a 1930's cartoon villain around elementary and high schools.

Peter and the Wolf: Main Theme

Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesPeter and the Wolf: Main Theme · Orchestra of the RTV Luxembourg, Louis de Froment, Conductor50 Hits: Classical...

youtu.be

More like this

 

[WonderWino]

It's unlikely if you have no open wounds and he has no active sores, but it's not recommended to have skin to skin contact with someone known to have MRSA.

Since we all know Lucas reads this thread and would accuse me of lying about that, my source is the goddamned CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/mrsa/community/index.html

On this note I should point out that every time i've ever worked the ER security desk, every single person who goes through triage is asked if they have or have come into any contact whatsoever with someone that they know or suspect to have or have been exposed to MRSA, and that if the answer is anything but an explicit no, the nurse gowns up, puts on gloves and a face shield before doing any kind of examination

I'd say that says alot about how bad of an idea it is to have physical contact with somebody like lucas, especially with his extremely questionable hygiene

Nice cope

As usual, lucas blatantly cherry picks a quote in a manner he thinks makes him look good. Yet in doing so he essentially admits he knows he's incompetent at doing shit, otherwise he would have no need to cherry pick the quote in such a way to hide that particular caveat

Lucas has recently been utilizing one of his old faves:

I laughed way too hard at that. lucas is going to flip his shit if he sees those. Especially the niece and suzanne ones

I think this one sums up lucas's current situation pretty well:

More like this

I don't know.....south park pretty much nailed luca's theme song:

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

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Need context for this one, from what i know, jason was his former roomie and the wern complaining alot about him which led to jason clearing things up in the farms. But I didn't know the wern sucked him off, is it true? if so what's the story behind it?

PS: my wernology isn't that great, still working on my PhD in Wernology

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Fatso ducked the GR after they reviewed his pedoish old content.

Lucas cancelled on the geek room

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas has recently been utilizing one of his old faves:
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I decided to return the favor:
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And the obvious:
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A new twist?
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(If anyone would like to take a crack)
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Edit:. Lucas has been boring of late:
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(it works if you view her expression as one of disgust and discomfort)

Spoiler: Blank

 

[WonderWino]

Fatso ducked the GR after they reviewed his pedoish old content.

Lucas cancelled on the geek room

According to that video it was the GR who pulled out and made it clear in no uncertain terms they wanted nothing to do with lucas, would ban him if he showed up posting or in livechat, etc... when they saw the stuff about him admitting to being a pedo

 

[mothman96]

Need context for this one, from what i know, jason was his former roomie and the wern complaining alot about him which led to jason clearing things up in the farms. But I didn't know the wern sucked him off, is it true? if so what's the story behind it?

PS: my wernology isn't that great, still working on my PhD in Wernology

The former roommate that showed up here was Cyril, not Jason Perva.

 

[Wernology]

According to that video it was the GR who pulled out and made it clear in no uncertain terms they wanted nothing to do with lucas, would ban him if he showed up posting or in livechat, etc... when they saw the stuff about him admitting to being a pedo

One of my favorite parts is when people relatively new to Wernology come in thinking he was just some random but generally harmless incel creep that had a hilarious overreaction to being banned from Starbucks and leave realizing he's an actual pedophile.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

According to that video it was the GR who pulled out and made it clear in no uncertain terms they wanted nothing to do with lucas, would ban him if he showed up posting or in livechat, etc... when they saw the stuff about him admitting to being a pedo

One of my favorite parts is when people relatively new to Wernology come in thinking he was just some random but generally harmless incel creep that had a hilarious overreaction to being banned from Starbucks and leave realizing he's an actual pedophile.

I'm not 100% sure that they didn't know, and weren't just clout chasing.

I have a hunch that the "no longer associating with him" is just a PR stunt.

 

[Wernology]

I'm not 100% sure that they didn't know, and weren't just clout chasing.

I have a hunch that the "no longer associating with him" is just a PR stunt.

It's 50/50, depends a lot on how much digging they did first. Anyone doing cow-type commentary definitely knows Lucas' name will bring in a few views, but that's true of pretty much anyone who has even a little Internet notoriety.

If you listen to Lucas or just look at his recent (i.e. from 'right now right now right now' 2017 on), it's just a "rumor" that started when the alleged barista was 16 and that technically isn't pedophilia. It's also true that he's never been charged or convicted of soliciting a minor so if they look up his legal records all they'd really find are the DV thing and a few trespassing citations, but nothing involving underaged girls.

If you don't do much digging on it and just go by Lucas' recent social media and the old articles about the Starbucks thing it's pretty easy to miss posts from 2013/2014 where he straight up said "I'm a straight pedophile who has never committed the act" and there are still a lot of people who believe that shit is photoshopped for one reason or another (partially why I made sure to include the Facebook URL in the screenshots), doubly so since those posts are friends only and if he's not your Facebook friend you can't find them at the source. They are still there, however, I have a burner that's friends with him and they show up if you search his profile for the word "pedophile".

Edit: So, if we're giving benefit of the doubt, and that person just thought the pedo shit was rumors or half truths, I can definitely see wanting absolutely nothing to do with him for the lols after finding out it's actually true. Those are less common screenshots to see when looking into Lucas; I've had a few people in live chats or in Discords ask me to send them those screenshots as they hadn't seen them before and wanted to take a look at them directly--and occasionally to repost them as they hadn't seen them before and thought Lucas was just a ridiculous overreacting incel, but not an actual pedophile.

Edit 2: And you know what? Just so they're recent again, here they are.

If you look at the date stamps, these are all really old posts and that's part of his defense against them now; he goes back and forth between "Well those are old" and "I was joking/my roommate posted those", yet he never goes back to delete them which is very, very telling.

 

[Jeep1971]

It's unlikely if you have no open wounds and he has no active sores, but it's not recommended to have skin to skin contact with someone known to have MRSA.

Since we all know Lucas reads this thread and would accuse me of lying about that, my source is the goddamned CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/mrsa/community/index.html

Just wear gloves! Glove Slap,baby!