100%. Look, there are plenty of lolcows who are kind of pathetic or funny to laugh at but ultimately harmless outside of themselves. Lucas is not one of those people. He's not just cringy or awkward or an incel, he's dangerous even though he's inept in a million ways especially given his pedo traits and obsessions.
Or he could rape some octogenarian like Chris.
Lucas was at Mallon Place and still made that video creepily ogling college girls walking on a bus.
Lucas' carbon neutrality all boils back to his quest for gen z puss puss.
Mallon is kind of like a layer of hell for Lucas. I remember looking back how chuffed he was when he finally got housing not realizing of course that it came with strings attached.
It happens more often than people realize in nursing homes. Every nursing home in my area has had multiple rape incidents by other residents over the last few years
He was so arrogant in that video I am no longer homeless. Those faces he made....He thought things were plenty good. Well, he thought wrong. Fuckin cow!
But, but, it's like dorm living at a college. With great food too.
I'm pretty sure Lucas considers women over 27 to be octogenarians anyways.
'Its really hard to find books on game design'
Lucas says the working man is a slave because CEOs are rich.
and his roommate for all eternity in dantes mallon place will be.....cyril. and their neighbor will be jason perva. Lucas will be cursed to wander up and down the same halls of mallon place on bloody freshly amputated diabetic stumps for eternity without rest, being forever pelted constantly by razor sharp meeples blown by a harsh wind that reeks of his own month without showering BO, with the voices on the wind constantly taunting him mercilessly about how his brothers and parents are living it up in a christian heaven surrounded by zoomer baes and eating lavish takeout meals while lucas starves for eternity with nothing but the taste of jason pervas cock in his mouth to satiate his lust for food
No one really knows if the sucking Jason Perva off thing actually happened. I think you’re thinking of Cyril, who was his old roommate, though I don’t know if he ever lived with Jason. Years ago when Lucas was still in Olympia, he lived with a guy named Dan Campbell, and Dan kicked him out when it became clear how much of an utter creep, burden, and mess Lucas is. If you’ve seen the original “you’re scaring the Hell out of me, man!” video, that is Dan filming while he kicks Lucas out.
Thanks for sharing some infoNo one really knows if the sucking Jason Perva off thing actually happened. I think you’re thinking of Cyril, who was his old roommate, though I don’t know if he ever lived with Jason. Years ago when Lucas was still in Olympia, he lived with a guy named Dan Campbell, and Dan kicked him out when it became clear how much of an utter creep, burden, and mess Lucas is. If you’ve seen the original “you’re scaring the Hell out of me, man!” video, that is Dan filming while he kicks Lucas out.
Sometime AFTER he kicked him out, Dan and Lucas got in a fight in a parking lot (mostly verbal, plus the Wern swinging his arms like an imbecile). During that fight they were both hurling slurs at each other, and at one point Dan called Lucas “gay” or something to that effect and said “he sucked Jason Perva off”. AFAIK, that’s the only explicit mention of that happening. However others (including Klickitat) have claimed that in DMs with Lucas, he has made it very clear that he’s bisexual or at the very least bicurious. And even if he wasn’t, I wouldn’t put it past him to do literally anything for a slice of pizza.
TLDR: We don’t know if Lucas actually sucked Jason Perva off, but it seems plausible.
