Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

I got into this particular selfie we were laughing at yesterday twice during the long ass mostly drunk stream I did last night.

So this selfie, this one right here? Let's laugh at the bad editing because he doesn't have a bruise or scratch under his eye, he fucked up a heal tool and it's stubble and a MRSA sore/pimple from elsewhere on his face, and that's just the start.

It wasn't as obvious on my lower refresh rate huge monitor but on my laptop's screen, which is a decent 4k, it was super obvious, let's break it down.

We'll start here. Take a really good look at the 'scratch' under his eye.
It's stubble that ends in a MRSA sore/zit. You can tell that he was trying to clone stamp from smooth areas on his face to erase his eye bags.

Here we can see where he tried to edit his wattle out but missed part of it so it looks like his beard has a weird < shape on his neck. His double chin would notmrally extend way further than it does, he tried to erase it out, and missed enough of his regrowing pube beard that it's obvious.

Lucas reads this thread, he knows we make fun of his fucked up cauliflower ear. He tried to edit the lumps out.

Why have two normal sized nostrils when you can erase one, part of the tip of your nose, and create one huge nostril with a partial septum??

Look at the way his shitty mustache goes into his giant nostril. This bitch tried to give himself a lip lift.

He also did the usual thing of slimming down his head to make it look less fat but, videos don't lie.

I'll be 'fair' and use screenshots from recent videos but here are some video stills just to compare.

 

[Jeep1971]

I wonder if there's any normal patients at Mallon, like people who are elderly or severely impaired, or if it's just a bunch of tards like Lucas and the few buddies he has there who seem pretty creepy on their own?
He is harmless behind their walls BUT my concern is if they have any comatose patients in their center, particularly female comatose patients. With someone who can't fight back or tell someone, Lucas would be fearlessly dangerous.
I'm hoping any comatose patients would be in a completely different part of the facility, however...
IF there are some "average,normal" patients there, who actually have visitors and friends, I can see Lucas becoming an issue that Mallon Place cannot ignore.

 

[Tard Police]

The environmentalism sperging is getting pretty boring. I bet he's disappointed it hasn't earned him a gang of kids hanging around like some kind of autistic version of Captain Planet.


With your powers combined, he is Captain Fat Faggot!

Captain Fat Faggot!, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's autism magnified,
And he's chimping on the planet's side
Captain Fat Faggot!, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put asunder,
Bigots who like to hoard poonaner!

 

[Wernology]

The environmentalism sperging is getting pretty boring. I bet he's disappointed it hasn't earned him a gang of kids hanging around like some kind of autistic version of Captain Planet.

He probably is.

He recycles the same four or five sets of virtue signaling over and over and is baffled every time that it doesn't get him a line of young hotties wanting to grind on his stump of a dick.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I got into this particular selfie we were laughing at yesterday twice during the long ass mostly drunk stream I did last night.

So this selfie, this one right here? Let's laugh at the bad editing because he doesn't have a bruise or scratch under his eye, he fucked up a heal tool and it's stubble and a MRSA sore/pimple from elsewhere on his face, and that's just the start.

It wasn't as obvious on my lower refresh rate huge monitor but on my laptop's screen, which is a decent 4k, it was super obvious, let's break it down.

We'll start here. Take a really good look at the 'scratch' under his eye.
It's stubble that ends in a MRSA sore/zit. You can tell that he was trying to clone stamp from smooth areas on his face to erase his eye bags.

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Here we can see where he tried to edit his wattle out but missed part of it so it looks like his beard has a weird < shape on his neck. His double chin would notmrally extend way further than it does, he tried to erase it out, and missed enough of his regrowing pube beard that it's obvious.
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Lucas reads this thread, he knows we make fun of his fucked up cauliflower ear. He tried to edit the lumps out.
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Why have two normal sized nostrils when you can erase one, part of the tip of your nose, and create one huge nostril with a partial septum??
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Look at the way his shitty mustache goes into his giant nostril. This bitch tried to give himself a lip lift.
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He also did the usual thing of slimming down his head to make it look less fat but, videos don't lie.

I'll be 'fair' and use screenshots from recent videos but here are some video stills just to compare.
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I am kind of enjoying these deconstructions of Lucas’s bad photoshops of himself. I definitely noticed discrepancies in his pics before but never really analyzed them. There have been many examples of his face looking almost ‘uncanny valley‘ in appearance. Like its him, but not him at the same time. Subtle distortions, etc. Now that you’ve pointed it out I can’t help but start to notice it going back looking at his old memes.

If anything it’s a nice side discipline in Wernological studies. A subject that seems almost bottomless in it’s pursuit.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas says not to marry a rich man.

 

[Amewsed]

Lucas says not to marry a rich man.

Marry him.

Never mind that he lives in a nursing home and can't have visitors. Never mind that he has a mrsa micro peen. Never mind he can't contribute anything at all to a woman.

He truly is a pathetic and useless waste of oxygen.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas says not to marry a rich man.

I guess that cancels Lucas out on both counts, huh?

 

[Wernology]

I guess that cancels Lucas out on both counts, huh?

It will always be entertaining that Lucas writes himself out of his own fantasies.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas's boring original, and my contribution:

 

[Burned CDs]

Lucas's boring original, and my contribution:

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You misspelled deport to Antarctica

 

[Wernology]

You're welcome.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

You're welcome.

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How can a human being be so repellant and not know?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is a shit take, some people are in fact unworthy of love, like Lucas. I don’t think narcissists truly are capable of loving themselves. When they look in the mirror it is for a toxic reinforcement of a false sense of self. No one owes anyone else love. You are responsible for your own happiness it’s not a left or right thing, fuck your struggle if you can’t be loved that’s a you problem.

 

[Wernology]

This is a shit take, some people are in fact unworthy of love, like Lucas. I don’t think narcissists truly are capable of loving themselves. When they look in the mirror it is for a toxic reinforcement of a false sense of self. No one owes anyone else love. You are responsible for your own happiness it’s not a left or right thing fuck your struggle if you can’t be loved that’s a you problem.
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The thing is nobody is telling him that, they're just telling him nobody will ever love him which is an entirely different scenario.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The thing is nobody is telling him that, they're just telling him nobody will ever love him which is an entirely different scenario.

It is funny though some advice like take care of yourself and show yourself some love and then maybe someone will like you and he would cry noooooo bigooot love me first!

Edit: Papa Nurgle loves Lucas

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is trying to snow OutcastOwls with his whole "I've changed" shit, claiming he's no longer: racist, into the telomere nonsense, crazy, etc.

They're largely letting him get away with it... For the most part.. at the beginning. Skeletor is pushing back a bit, to be fair.

Ugh. Smug Lucas who thinks he's a celebrity is the worst....followed only by Lucas who pretends he's NOT a pedo.

Special Guest Lucas Werner and Mrz Parker #outcastowls #weowlhere

youtu.be

To best part is how nervous Lucas is around this Mrs. Parker lady. He's so awkward.

Edit: Admittedly, they get much better at not letting him get away with shit as the podcast goes on. Skeletor did not disappoint. Mrs. Parker was great too.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is snowing OutcastOwls with his whole "I've changed" shit, claiming he's no longer: racist, into the telomere nonsense, crazy, etc.

They're largely letting him get away with it.

Ugh.

To best part is how nervous Lucas is around this Mrs. Parker lady. He's so awkward.

It's always, always so amazing to me that he never picks up on the fact that he's being subtly-to-openly mocked by the hosts of every live he's ever been on.

He's just that oblivious and that desperate for attention.

They know. If Lucas ever figured out how to use Discord he'd know as well. He doesn't even know I'm a fucking mod for their youtube chat, like that would be such a huge red flag for anyone even remotely self-aware...

So if you ever wanted to see how Lucas would react if I got thrown into a stream mix with him on, you can see that now.

Specifically, confronting him about the police bodycam footage about the made up baseball bat attack, screenshots of him hitting on girls he knew were under 18 from 2021, and "literally the reasons people give you shit have nothing to do with your politics, or you being homeless, mentally ill, or poor, it's your predatory behavior toward young girls."

The bodycam footage one was wild though, because I'm pretty sure he was implying that the bodycam footage wasn't, like, somehow real because it didn't show his injuries from allegedly being hit in the head with a metal bat and some 2x4 planks.

I hopped on at about an hour fifty seven in.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

So if you ever wanted to see how Lucas would react if I got thrown into a stream mix with him on, you can see that now.

Specifically, confronting him about the police bodycam footage about the made up baseball bat attack, screenshots of him hitting on girls he knew were under 18 from 2021, and "literally the reasons people give you shit have nothing to do with your politics, or you being homeless, mentally ill, or poor, it's your predatory behavior toward young girls."

The bodycam footage one was wild though, because I'm pretty sure he was implying that the bodycam footage wasn't, like, somehow real because it didn't show his injuries from allegedly being hit in the head with a metal bat and some 2x4 planks.

I hopped on at about an hour fifty seven in.

I love Mrz Parker telling Lucas to stay on his meds and talking to him about his use of the n word lol. Lucas is so on the spot being grilled by this sexy black woman.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So if you ever wanted to see how Lucas would react if I got thrown into a stream mix with him on, you can see that now.

Specifically, confronting him about the police bodycam footage about the made up baseball bat attack, screenshots of him hitting on girls he knew were under 18 from 2021, and "literally the reasons people give you shit have nothing to do with your politics, or you being homeless, mentally ill, or poor, it's your predatory behavior toward young girls."

The bodycam footage one was wild though, because I'm pretty sure he was implying that the bodycam footage wasn't, like, somehow real because it didn't show his injuries from allegedly being hit in the head with a metal bat and some 2x4 planks.

I hopped on at about an hour fifty seven in.

I hadn't gotten to your part yet when I wrote my comment! Thank you, Klick, for coming on to this stream, which was getting pretty boring, discussing other people that outkast owls know who I've never heard of and don't care about, and saving it with your injection of Truth in Wernology! I'm still listening now, I'm about 10 minutes after you got in, and I'm loving watching Lucas squirm!