Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

The Owls think Lucas has "changed for the better". The fact that in the Owl's video he still tried to lie about getting attacked and beat with a metal bat and the other incident where he tryed to lure the 17 yr old says to me he is still the same Predator Creep. The meds are "tempering" his behavior but he is still the same POS.

ETA:
Was he crying at the end because Mrz. Parker and @Wernology didn't let him get away with it when he tried to do "damage control"?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

ETA:
Was he crying at the end because Mrz. Parker and @Wernology didn't let him get away with it when he tried to do "damage control"?

Holy shit, you're right. He turned off the camera at the end because he was crying. When Skeletor told him to turn it back on "for the money shot", Lucas was wiping his eyes and had obviously been crying. His voice was choked up too

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

The Owls think Lucas has "changed for the better". The fact that in the Owl's video he still tried to lie about getting attacked and beat with a metal bat and the other incident where he tryed to lure the 17 yr old says to me he is still the same Predator Creep. The meds are "tempering" his behavior but he is still the same POS.

ETA:
Was he crying at the end because Mrz. Parker and @Wernology didn't let him get away with it when he tried to do "damage control"?

He's voice was starting to shake when they confronted him on the fat albert attacker, not to mention they did a close up on the wern after klick called him a bitch you can see he's visibly shaking.

Anyway, he's crying because mrz parker and klick kept bullying him, little bumcel can't handle the pressure like the little manchild that he is

 

[mothman96]

He's voice was starting to shake when they confronted him on the fat albert attacker, not to mention they did a close up on the wern after klick called him a bitch you can see he's visibly shaking.

Anyway, he's crying because mrz parker and klick kept bullying him, little bumcel can't handle the pressure like the little manchild that he is

I would not call it bullying him. They just didn't let the POS control the narrative with lies to coverup his actions.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas says not to marry a rich man.

>DV conviction
>anger issues
>self-obsessed narcissist
>lazy mooch
>pedophile
>sadist, dehumanizing sex fantasies
>chronic liar
>thinks women are property
>blackmail
>"marry a good man"

You're welcome.

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This is begging to be 'shooped into a porn scene

Lucas is trying to snow OutcastOwls with his whole "I've changed" shit, claiming he's no longer: racist, into the telomere nonsense, crazy, etc.

They're largely letting him get away with it... For the most part.. at the beginning. Skeletor is pushing back a bit, to be fair.

Ugh. Smug Lucas who thinks he's a celebrity is the worst....followed only by Lucas who pretends he's NOT a pedo.

Special Guest Lucas Werner and Mrz Parker #outcastowls #weowlhere

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To best part is how nervous Lucas is around this Mrs. Parker lady. He's so awkward.

Edit: Admittedly, they get much better at not letting him get away with shit as the podcast goes on. Skeletor did not disappoint. Mrs. Parker was great too.

Lmao she's grilling him.
"Well I believe in a gift society where everything is free"

He's trying to sound smart, and she's just asking him basic questions to actually explain what he's saying and his word salad is falling apart.

Lol he's trying to simp about games and its not working lol!

 

[Burned CDs]

This shit is fucking GREAT

 

[WonderWino]

You're welcome.

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He looks like a corpse in that last one. and with the weirdness and way its slightly blurred it reminds me of the illustrations from those old scary stories books by alvin schwartz:

Lucas is trying to snow OutcastOwls with his whole "I've changed" shit, claiming he's no longer: racist, into the telomere nonsense, crazy, etc.

They sure did a 180 from a couple days ago when they flat out said that now that they have proof he admitted to being a pedo they want nothing to do with him

>chronic liar

The term your looking for is pathological liar

 

[Wernology]

The Owls think Lucas has "changed for the better". The fact that in the Owl's video he still tried to lie about getting attacked and beat with a metal bat and the other incident where he tryed to lure the 17 yr old says to me he is still the same Predator Creep. The meds are "tempering" his behavior but he is still the same POS.

ETA:
Was he crying at the end because Mrz. Parker and @Wernology didn't let him get away with it when he tried to do "damage control"?

He was damn close to it the whole time after they let me on. He was mad as HELL at first but did actually seem to calm down and get away from that; was still pretty upset at being cornered and having other people backing me up instead of him.

As I mentioned there, I'm one of those jackasses that always wants to see people actually change and improve for the better and it always comes back to bite me in the ass (probably why I was married to a fucking narcissist twice my age for two decades) and if he does finally get his shit together whether by choice or by force of Mallon Place, I'm not gonna give him shit for that, good for him, he'll be boring and most people aside from niche board game weirdos and people checking in to see if he's fucked up will lose interest. That alone will probably bother him because he's been so used to near constant attention since 2016.

But, I only think he can 'change' as long as someone is enforcing it because he's been where he is before twice: He gets on meds, staying on meds and keeping up with his mental health is a requirement of the housing he has, and once that requirement/restriction is gone, he starts to think he doesn't need meds, quits, and goes right back to his old behavior.

And just for point of reference, in the closing part of the podcast, when I mentioned that specifically, Lucas' almost knee jerk reaction was, "That's fair," so on meds even he seems to be aware of that cycle.

Edit because I'm slightly more awake now: Right at the end, he started going in about how @Fatal Walter "lies" about him all the time and shut up pretty goddamned fast when I brought it back to, "He's literally using screenshots of things you posted to your own social media, that's not lying" and he had the goddamned sense to give up because the stream was winding down, but really, after the whole thing of "Hey look here's video proof that you're lying and here's why me reuploading shit you post isn't me lying" he's so far into that self-soothing defense of his own actions that he immediately fell back onto it.

That wasn't unexpected at all, I fully expected him to claim Walter's videos were All Lies(tm) as he's been doing that for well over 2 years, it's just interesting to me from a psychology angle.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Sterling work by @Wernology and MrzParker. Great to see him losing control of the narrative.
Something that Goldork should've done by deploying Soph more often.

I think Fatty's need for any attention will make him want to appear on more podcasts - as long as there is a "good cop/bad cop" pairing so that the fucking idiot does not think he is being dog-piled. More of this approach will give us more worthwhile content and lore.

Superb to see a woman take none of his shit. It would be giving the Owl too much credit to say he acted "I'm on your side" to placate fatty, but it worked out anyway.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

@Wernology After you left he says you're not that bad of a guy, but in a salty Lucas way. He might be warming up to you

He's still in denial tho, During his ending remarks he says he's just there to take the abuse. Little did fatty know, that's the type of intervention he needs and not an underage girlfriend. Anyway it's been an interesting podcast, seems like lucas is aware that some of his galpals are probably a bunch of catfish, and he's officially afraid of mrz parker.

It's pretty interesting where this would go, There is still a sliver of hope for Dr. Niggae Luke to hang his labcoat and abandon his quest for unripe poonaners (I'm kinda rooting for the fatfuck to change). But I feel it might not be in the cards, True lolcows reject advice.

 

[Wernology]

@Wernology After you left he says you're not that bad of a guy, but in a salty Lucas way. He might be warming up to you

He's still in denial tho, During his ending remarks he says he's just there to take the abuse. Little did fatty know, that's the type of intervention he needs and not an underage girlfriend. Anyway it's been an interesting podcast, seems like lucas is aware that some of his galpals are probably a bunch of catfish, and he's officially afraid of mrz parker.

It's pretty interesting where this would go, There is still a sliver of hope for Dr. Niggae Luke to hang his labcoat and abandon his quest for unripe poonaners (I'm kinda rooting for the fatfuck to change). But I feel it might not be in the cards, True lolcows reject advice.

As long as he's in Mallon Place where he's monitored and made to comply with his meds, at least he'll be safer in that he won't be allowed out to try and target young women anywhere but, at worst, online.

That's good enough, because he's not the sort of person that needs to be on the streets even if he has been generally inept over the years at his attempts to prey on young women.

Lucas is someone that needs enforced structure, boundaries, and medications simply because he's not capable of self-regulating, he's proven that over the years.
That's not even me making fun of him that's just a straight up fact about whatever mental or cognitive problems he has: He isn't capable of taking care of himself and needs to be in a facility like Mallon Place (or similar) where those things can be enforced for him.

I legit don't think he's capable of adulting without supervision and, in general, that's fine, not everyone is and that's not even remotely what makes him a lolcow anyway.

As long as he's supervised by adults and has that shit enforced he'll probably stay on the board games and politics thing because it's what the enforced boundaries allow him to do, they don't allow him to target kids and young women.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He looks like a corpse in that last one. and with the weirdness and way its slightly blurred it reminds me of the illustrations from those old scary stories books by alvin schwartz:
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THE WERN

A young woman was just about to start college in the northerly town of Spokane. She found a small one-bedroom apartment, with a sink, a fridge, a bed and a table.
The first night she went to bed, but she awoke in the middle of the night. TEE - LOW - MEE - RACE! She heard coming from the kitchen. Nervously, she walked in and turned on the light, but nothing was there. However, coming from the sink she heard a gentle trickle of ammonia and smelled the strong odor of ammonia.

The next night she awoke again to the sound: TEE - LOW - MEE - RACE!! Again she rushed in to turn on the light, but there was nothing there. However, as she returned to her bed she noticed a greasy brown spot on the wall behind her bed.

On the third night, she stayed up with a flashlight ready to catch the source of the sound. Then, just as before, the sound began again. TEE - LOW - MEE - RACE!!! She rushed out of her bedroom, but the apartment was empty. What she did find, was a box sitting on her table. A rancid smell was coming from the box.
When she opened it she found a bunch of nonsensical drawings, dozens of dice and wooden meeple. But at the bottom of the box was a pair of two rotten feet.

She screamed in horror, and nearly vomited from the revulsive sight. The smell grew more intense, and she felt someone watching her. Behind her, a horrible footless creature covered in open, festering sores stood in the doorway, foul puss and bodily fluids oozing from its stump legs.

"What are you!?! Why have you come here!?!" The poor girl screemed.
"I have come... FOR POON!"

They sure did a 180 from a couple days ago when they flat out said that now that they have proof he admitted to being a pedo they want nothing to do with him

I think that was the Geek Room Podcast, this is Outcast Owls, the same dudes that bought him new shoes.

 

[mothman96]

Sterling work by @Wernology and MrzParker. Great to see him losing control of the narrative.
Something that Goldork should've done by deploying Soph more often.

I think Fatty's need for any attention will make him want to appear on more podcasts - as long as there is a "good cop/bad cop" pairing so that the fucking idiot does not think he is being dog-piled. More of this approach will give us more worthwhile content and lore.

Superb to see a woman take none of his shit. It would be giving the Owl too much credit to say he acted "I'm on your side" to placate fatty, but it worked out anyway.

I'd say that is why he "held back" the true Lucas. He doesn't want the Owls to stop giving him attention.

@Wernology After you left he says you're not that bad of a guy, but in a salty Lucas way. He might be warming up to you

He's still in denial tho, During his ending remarks he says he's just there to take the abuse. Little did fatty know, that's the type of intervention he needs and not an underage girlfriend. Anyway it's been an interesting podcast, seems like lucas is aware that some of his galpals are probably a bunch of catfish, and he's officially afraid of mrz parker.

It's pretty interesting where this would go, There is still a sliver of hope for Dr. Niggae Luke to hang his labcoat and abandon his quest for unripe poonaners (I'm kinda rooting for the fatfuck to change). But I feel it might not be in the cards, True lolcows reject advice.

Lucas saying he's just there "to take the abuse" again says to me he has not changed at all. Add that all his "memes"/videos are birthed from pure malice, he is/will always be a wicked evil entity.

 

[WonderWino]

Did anybody notice they told lucas the globe, which he was banned from, is the biggest gay bar in the area? this doesn't seem to get processed fully by lucas after it was immediately followed up with how he was taking videos of people dancing....at a gay bar

It didn't look like it dawned on him in the slightest what was being implied there and how that makes him look

 

[mothman96]

Did anybody notice they told lucas the globe, which he was banned from, is the biggest gay bar in the area? this doesn't seem to get processed fully by lucas after it was immediately followed up with how he was taking videos of people dancing....at a gay bar

It didn't look like it dawned on him in the slightest what was being implied there and how that makes him look

I think what the owls were getting at is with Lucas claiming he is all pro LGBT, how is it he got himself banned from the biggest gay bar in Spokane. It looked to me Lucas did not know the Globe was a gay bar. Back in 2018 when he to the bar he went specifically to eyeball the young women/take the video and posted he used it to masturbate.

ETA:
I got the year wrong above. The Globe incident and banning happened in 2019 not 2018

 

[Wernology]

Lucas wasn't aware that bodycam footage from the cop who took his report the day after the alleged baseball bat attack where he has no visible injuries existed.

He was blindsided by it.

Just in case his reaction to having it seen didn't make that obvious.

 

[Burned CDs]

Lucas wasn't aware that bodycam footage from the cop who took his report the day after the alleged baseball bat attack where he has no visible injuries existed.

He was blindsided by it.

Just in case his reaction to having it seen didn't make that obvious.

He was straight SHOOK.

I love seeing his world crumbling. Maybe, just MAYBE, getting thoroughly embarrassed and called out and not being able to escape and deflect, might spark a change in him.

Probably not.

 

[WonderWino]

I think what the owls were getting at is with Lucas claiming he is all pro LGBT, how is it he got himself banned from the biggest gay bar in Spokane. It looked to me Lucas did not know the Globe was a gay bar. Back in 2018 when he to the bar he went specifically to eyeball the young women/take the video and posted he used it to masturbate.

ETA:
I got the year wrong above. The Globe incident and banning happened in 2019 not 2018

True but even so he never realized how questionable it is for him to be in a gay bar trying to film couples. Presumably gay couples

As for the bodycam footage, you could see him just seething internally and low key panicking about how that was going to go. I half expected him to tardrage and quit

 

[mothman96]

Lucas wasn't aware that bodycam footage from the cop who took his report the day after the alleged baseball bat attack where he has no visible injuries existed.

He was blindsided by it.

Just in case his reaction to having it seen didn't make that obvious.

He must have made that police report before he fell and scraped his knee. If he'd made the report after he fell he would have tried to pass off the scraped knee as a bat injury from the "vicious street attack".

 

[Da Dude123]

I haven't heard Skeletor's interview yet. Very interesting about the Globe being a gay bar. I will say, that in many places there are as many straight people in gay bars as there are gay people in places like that.

In my experience, from back when I went to bars more often. Lots of young attractive straight women are in places like this. A few reasons why: They feel woke being among gay people and they feel like "allys" (this is the kind of young woman Lucas used to mooo about wanting). They feel like they won't get hit on by men, which is often times true. And lots of gay bars are big dance clubs and they like dancing to the music.

So, fat cow Lucas being a creep in a place like that where young women feel safe and validated would be a huge no, no.

Here is a screenshot from their website. Definitely a place for the gays. While Lucas is a fat faggot, he would be unwelcome in a gay bar.