Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas hasn't learned a thing, at least on the "18-24" year old girl topic. He didn't admit anything on why he desires women that age, nor address some of the horrible things he's said like egging his potential gf's parents who are his own age.

Sometimes age gap things can work if both sides are open about what they want. Lucas isn't, he's stupidly manipulative with his telomerase shit. Which thankfully, even the dopiest 18 year old can recognize.

 

[Wernology]

Did a stream on the bodycam footage, the DMs with a 17 year old, then some random stuff.

Also got a great screenshot of that massive headwound he had after being hit in the head with a steel baseball bat, check it out!

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, I pissed away part of an evening listening to the whole thing. Mrz Parker definitely did a good job on putting Lucas in his place. I was amazed he did not chimp out and start mooing and reeeing. I think having a black woman confront him was smart. Lucas still wants to be seen as woke and being mean to a black woman would be a bad look. Also, them titties, tho!

Klickitat did a fine job of describing why people dislike Lucas. He did leave one thing out. Besides his pedo tendancies is his arrogance. Arrogant people in general get on my nerves, but people who have zero reason to be arrogant who are arrogant are the worst. Lucas is an ugly fat hobo who is infamous and banned from half of Spokane. His whole "plenty good" persona.

Will we see change in Lucas like he said? I sort of doubt it. Not sure he will ever get to leave Mallon Place and I highly doubt he will make any real attempt at employment.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

For me, it's more Lucas' arrogance and narcissism. He stands out from every other incel I've seen in that Lucas is always plenty good for 18 year old hot tightbody model, no matter what the attribute is. And that carries into the humor of laughing at him for things like the telomerase shit that he seriously thinks is working on anyone.

Yeah, Lucas is a pedo, but there's a lot of "What Ifs?" there to make him actually dangerous. And that's not funny.

 

[IceQueen]

@Wernology After you left he says you're not that bad of a guy, but in a salty Lucas way. He might be warming up to you

He's still in denial tho, During his ending remarks he says he's just there to take the abuse. Little did fatty know, that's the type of intervention he needs and not an underage girlfriend. Anyway it's been an interesting podcast, seems like lucas is aware that some of his galpals are probably a bunch of catfish, and he's officially afraid of mrz parker.

It's pretty interesting where this would go, There is still a sliver of hope for Dr. Niggae Luke to hang his labcoat and abandon his quest for unripe poonaners (I'm kinda rooting for the fatfuck to change). But I feel it might not be in the cards, True lolcows reject advice.

I’m rooting for change too. Do I think it will happen? Absolutely not. But like Klick said, I too try to see the best in people and hope for the best FOR them. Lucas is a despicable person. But sometimes, he shows flickers of someone who maybe at one point wasn’t too horrible of a guy. Sometimes I also see flickers of that kid that Myrna felt so bad for. Typically, my feelings of those sorts are quickly quashed by how bad of a person Lucas is, and by the fact that he doesn’t TRY to change. If I see him TRULY trying I might believe that a not horrible human being could be in there somewhere.

I also agree with Lucas that Klick is a good guy. In fact, I think most of us here are good people, that’s WHY we’re here. We see someone who is a predator and who treats other people horribly and squanders resources and it makes us mad. I don’t talk about anyone else the way I talk about Lucas, because I simply don’t know anyone else deserving of it (I know there are other horror cows and such, but I haven’t fallen down the rabbit holes of learning much about most of the others). Lucas is truly deserving of the hate he gets. But that doesn’t mean that everyone who hates Lucas is a hateful person.

I think that if Lucas truly changed, most of us would keep an eye on him (because even if he did truly and fully change, it would be hard to believe), and we might somewhat mourn the loss of hilarious content, but I think most of us would be happy. In small portion for Lucas himself, but even more so for everyone who have to deal with him, for his family (who imo get too much flack, they are pretty average folks who got dealt a shitty hand with their son), people who once considered him a good friend (like Cyril), etc.

 

[WonderWino]

I’m rooting for change too. Do I think it will happen? Absolutely not. But like Klick said, I too try to see the best in people and hope for the best FOR them. Lucas is a despicable person. But sometimes, he shows flickers of someone who maybe at one point wasn’t too horrible of a guy. Sometimes I also see flickers of that kid that Myrna felt so bad for. Typically, my feelings of those sorts are quickly quashed by how bad of a person Lucas is, and by the fact that he doesn’t TRY to change. If I see him TRULY trying I might believe that a not horrible human being could be in there somewhere.

I also agree with Lucas that Klick is a good guy. In fact, I think most of us here are good people, that’s WHY we’re here. We see someone who is a predator and who treats other people horribly and squanders resources and it makes us mad. I don’t talk about anyone else the way I talk about Lucas, because I simply don’t know anyone else deserving of it (I know there are other horror cows and such, but I haven’t fallen down the rabbit holes of learning much about most of the others). Lucas is truly deserving of the hate he gets. But that doesn’t mean that everyone who hates Lucas is a hateful person.

I think that if Lucas truly changed, most of us would keep an eye on him (because even if he did truly and fully change, it would be hard to believe), and we might somewhat mourn the loss of hilarious content, but I think most of us would be happy. In small portion for Lucas himself, but even more so for everyone who have to deal with him, for his family (who imo get too much flack, they are pretty average folks who got dealt a shitty hand with their son), people who once considered him a good friend (like Cyril), etc.

Don't make the mistake of feeling sorry for lucas or thinking there is any good in him. Lucas is a manipulative predator. Trying to make people sympathize with them is what people like lucas do. If you start to feel sorry for him its only because the manipulation is working. Don't forget that this is a person who without exception, nobody who has any significant interaction with him has wanted anything to do with him. Even his family. Being shunned by his family isn't about his mental problems, if it were they never would have supported him for as long as they did. its about his attitude and his behavior, and finally recognizing him for what he is. As the saying goes, when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

As for cyril considering him a friend, i'm not so sure about that. He and his then girlfriend knew him in high school, so they both must have been aware of the same stuff everybody else was, including why said high school women wanted nothing to do with him, no differently than his elementary school female classmates went out of their way to shun him. a reputation like that gets around, especially in a high school. My point being, I don't think cyril or his girlfriend ever considered lucas a good friend. I've long suspected they knew he was someone best avoided but also thought that being clearly not right in the head that he was someone they could have as a roommate and keep control over him to do shit around the apartment and get an easy rent payment out of, and figured if push came to shove he'd know he had nowhere else to go and could be intimidated into keeping in line. In short, I think they were using him but underestimated the kind of insane sped he really is and bit off alot more than they could chew, which led to the shitshow that was their time as roommates. I also think that on some level lucas realized this, at least belatedly, he just drew the wrong conclusions as to exactly what was going on and why, and twisted it around in his head to convince himself it was all about not hooking him up and such. The fact that both cyril and his girlfriend knew lucas in high school is pretty strong evidence that this was the case. They knew what he was like and what his reputation was long before they were roommates. They knew women especially gave lucas a wide berth and for good reason. Yet they both thought it a wise move to not only have lucas move in with cyril but with a woman as well? Something about that doesn't pass the sniff test, or the common sense test. There had to be ulterior motives behind it. As much as lucas's reflections should be taken with a grain of salt, they do show an underlying theme that lucas himself seems to recognize, if draw an incorrect conclusion from. There are any number of people they could have been roommates with at the time, yet they chose the guy they knew wasn't right in the head and had a reputation bad enough for every woman in the school to avoid like the plague. What they did they did for a reason

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Need help translating this. For some reason he makes a non-sensical Dune reference and is saying space trillionaires are forcing women to have babies

 

[mothman96]

Don't make the mistake of feeling sorry for lucas or thinking there is any good in him. Lucas is a manipulative predator. Trying to make people sympathize with them is what people like lucas do. If you start to feel sorry for him its only because the manipulation is working. Don't forget that this is a person who without exception, nobody who has any significant interaction with him has wanted anything to do with him. Even his family. Being shunned by his family isn't about his mental problems, if it were they never would have supported him for as long as they did. its about his attitude and his behavior, and finally recognizing him for what he is. As the saying goes, when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

As for cyril considering him a friend, i'm not so sure about that. He and his then girlfriend knew him in high school, so they both must have been aware of the same stuff everybody else was, including why said high school women wanted nothing to do with him, no differently than his elementary school female classmates went out of their way to shun him. a reputation like that gets around, especially in a high school. My point being, I don't think cyril or his girlfriend ever considered lucas a good friend. I've long suspected they knew he was someone best avoided but also thought that being clearly not right in the head that he was someone they could have as a roommate and keep control over him to do shit around the apartment and get an easy rent payment out of, and figured if push came to shove he'd know he had nowhere else to go and could be intimidated into keeping in line. In short, I think they were using him but underestimated the kind of insane sped he really is and bit off alot more than they could chew, which led to the shitshow that was their time as roommates. I also think that on some level lucas realized this, at least belatedly, he just drew the wrong conclusions as to exactly what was going on and why, and twisted it around in his head to convince himself it was all about not hooking him up and such. The fact that both cyril and his girlfriend knew lucas in high school is pretty strong evidence that this was the case. They knew what he was like and what his reputation was long before they were roommates. They knew women especially gave lucas a wide berth and for good reason. Yet they both thought it a wise move to not only have lucas move in with cyril but with a woman as well? Something about that doesn't pass the sniff test, or the common sense test. There had to be ulterior motives behind it. As much as lucas's reflections should be taken with a grain of salt, they do show an underlying theme that lucas himself seems to recognize, if draw an incorrect conclusion from. There are any number of people they could have been roommates with at the time, yet they chose the guy they knew wasn't right in the head and had a reputation bad enough for every woman in the school to avoid like the plague. What they did they did for a reason

Agree with your 1st paragraph, disagree Cyril and his girlfriend took Lucas in to control him etc.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Judging by Lucas high school pics, he was the quiet awkward fat ugly kid in the corner. That's probably why Cyril had him as a roommate, thinking Lucas was harmless because he's too timid and feeble to bother anyone.

Probably similar with Lucas parents, too. They paid for his apartment thinking he would eventually grow out of his fat baby mentality, underestimating his serious problems. Especially if they saw how Lucas was medicated, which is very boring and apparently harmless.

 

[Da Dude123]

So, the cow has been at Mallon Place for 4 months now and has been on about his feet that need to heal due to "too much walking". What are everyone's thoughts for Summer time? Like I have said, Lucas does not have the ability to say "the rent is too damn high" and then move out and stay at the bus depot. His handlers would not approve that.

Will he still be in Mallon Place over the summer? I think he may be stuck there for a while. They are not going to help him find an apartment. Mallon Place does not care, so long as the tugboats reach the pier every month.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So, the cow has been at Mallon Place for 4 months now and has been on about his feet that need to heal due to "too much walking". What are everyone's thoughts for Summer time? Like I have said, Lucas does not have the ability to say "the rent is too damn high" and then move out and stay at the bus depot. His handlers would not approve that.

Will he still be in Mallon Place over the summer?

I have a feeling he will be at Mallon for the long haul. Playing Forum Psychic (TM), it seems Lucas finally understands just how fucked he really is and as long as he stays on his meds he isn’t going to do anything to mess up his situation. He is too old and too poor of health to find himself back on the streets. I think it’s gotten through to him that screwing up his current situation would be a death sentence.

Frankly, he should be thanking the God he doesn’t believe in for the fact he got into Mallon. He wouldn’t last another 5 years let alone another decade being homeless and diabetic.

But it all depends on him staying on his meds. If he goes off his meds again all bets are off.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Assuming Lucas can waddle: I still think Lucas will moo for Gen Z puss puss once warm weather comes. He can't be forced to stay at Mallon Place with them taking all his tugboat.

Something happened in 2021 that finally scared Lucas from being homeless. Maybe it was just the realization his feet were fucked, which he'll obviously never admit to us as he's plenty good.

 

[mothman96]

So, the cow has been at Mallon Place for 4 months now and has been on about his feet that need to heal due to "too much walking". What are everyone's thoughts for Summer time? Like I have said, Lucas does not have the ability to say "the rent is too damn high" and then move out and stay at the bus depot. His handlers would not approve that.

Will he still be in Mallon Place over the summer? I think he may be stuck there for a while. They are not going to help him find an apartment. Mallon Place does not care, so long as the tugboats reach the pier every month.

Taking into account all the benefits/services he is getting at Mallon Place he should not be complaining about the $744 taken out of his check every month. Not only does he have a roof over his head (+utilities), there is kitchen staff to provide him daily with 3 meals (+second servings), + snacks. He has cleaning service and laundry service, transportation service to medical appt. all included.

How much would we have to pay for those extra services. Have someone come in to do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

So, the cow has been at Mallon Place for 4 months now and has been on about his feet that need to heal due to "too much walking". What are everyone's thoughts for Summer time? Like I have said, Lucas does not have the ability to say "the rent is too damn high" and then move out and stay at the bus depot. His handlers would not approve that.

Will he still be in Mallon Place over the summer? I think he may be stuck there for a while. They are not going to help him find an apartment. Mallon Place does not care, so long as the tugboats reach the pier every month.

I think they said he got about a year over there, not sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the question is, will this thread die out before the cow is free? or will it die in captivity?

 

[Wernology]

Need help translating this. For some reason he makes a non-sensical Dune reference and is saying space trillionaires are forcing women to have babies
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Maybe we're getting more Oliver Dangle content.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Finished the podcast, at last. I hate to be ungrateful, but egads, that was a difficult watch. I prefer wernology (with a little "w," to distinguish the discipline from its most noted practicioner) to be more like birdwatching, and less like watching a bird having its feathers plucked. In this case, the bird was eager to ingratiate itself with its captors even as they defeathered it.

Was it an interview, intervention, or ritualistic torture? It's sad that a man would volunteer for such a thing. The tears at the end were interesting, but what interests me more is how Lucas portrays the podcast in the future, and what he got out of it. You just know he's going to draw some curious conclusions from the experience, and learn nothing.

Lucas is comfortable with the vocabulary of "recovery" and "self-improvement," and can dutifully recite bromides about changing for the better when put on the spot. He has been talking about doing better, changing and growing for decades. The results speak for themselves.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is comfortable with the vocabulary of "recovery" and "self-improvement," and can dutifully recite bromides about changing for the better when put on the spot. He has been talking about doing better, changing and growing for decades. The results speak for themselves.

You are right. Lucas knows how to "play it", and has been talking of changing/improving himself for at least a decade and we've seen the result.

 

[Da Dude123]

Did he do that podcast for free, or did Skeletor send him a pizza from "Pizza Pipeline"? I may have missed that. If Mr. Insult videos for $50, did the podcast for nothing and got told how he was not plenty good, then that is truly something.

 

[Wernology]

Did he do that podcast for free, or did Skeletor send him a pizza from "Pizza Pipeline"? I may have missed that. If Mr. Insult videos for $50, did the podcast for nothing and got told how he was not plenty good, then that is truly something.

As far as I know, he didn't get paid in money or food.

 

[IceQueen]

Don't make the mistake of feeling sorry for lucas or thinking there is any good in him. Lucas is a manipulative predator. Trying to make people sympathize with them is what people like lucas do. If you start to feel sorry for him its only because the manipulation is working. Don't forget that this is a person who without exception, nobody who has any significant interaction with him has wanted anything to do with him. Even his family. Being shunned by his family isn't about his mental problems, if it were they never would have supported him for as long as they did. its about his attitude and his behavior, and finally recognizing him for what he is. As the saying goes, when everyone else is the problem the problem is you.

I don't feel like you read what I said. I agree with everything you just said, I said it too. But Lucas IS extremely mentally ill. He is also a bad person. But I believe that people can change; do I think that Lucas will change? No, but if he ever did I would be happy to see it.