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If he only had a crystal ball to see how badly his life’s trajectory would change after this tweet. Man that was only 2020. I could’ve sworn that was like 2018.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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If he only had a crystal ball to see how badly his life’s trajectory would change after this tweet. Man that was only 2020. I could’ve sworn that was like 2018.
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Klickitat's stream was a good one last night, going through Lucas' Facebook through the years and seeing how he was the year or so before the Starbucks incident. He was leaving those creepy notes for quite some time. There's so much lore and stupid meme posts to dig through with Lucas.
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There really is; there was a lot in that stream I hadn't seen before. I swear if you didn't get on that dumb fuck's FB friends list you've missed out on a treasure trove of creepy incel gifts.
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It's not about sex guys, he just needs compassion specifically from hot young women only.
Fatty's sex pest antics seem to be slowly coming back...
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I wonder how long it'll be before he goes full the power of christ compels you to yeet me a zoomer bae
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The author Jesse Walter wrote a collection of short stories about Spokane and that is the precise vibe conveyed in his Stories.
Thank you for reminding us again how dangerous and deranged this hobo really is.
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Thanks for posting these, I always enjoy looking back on an earlier era of the Wern that I didn't get to experience. The drawings are amazing, such a direct window into his insanity. In the weird dating diagram one I'm pretty sure those sets of four symbols are: the symbol of a religion, money, a house, and a flatbill baseball cap, which is hilarious. The stick figure drawing is great too. "I'm like Bernie" in a speech balloon, "Jesus" and "Satan" with arrows to Lucas and the flatbill, arrows schizophrenically going everywhere in a desperate attempt to order his thoughts, all comedy gold. The flatbill saying "Kill yourself! Not her!" is pretty creepy though. Not sure what to make of that.
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Ok, we've all seen the "Mel talking to bloody Jesus" memes. Generally the idea is someone not realizing how easy they have it complaining to someone who's TRULY suffering. Alot of these are stupid and preachy, but that's the general idea, right?
Make sense of this:
Make sense of this:
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considering mel gibsons history, the perfect reply to that meme is to post a pic of lucas's anti jewish ranting. lucas would be furious
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On Facebook alone it's like endless scrolling for both versions of it.
Wouldn't be a bad live topic if only because I know Lucas will hate it.
When he got stuck on the thing of blaming me for coining "it's not in the cards", I reposted that video, and he accused me of basically deep faking it despite the fact that I also included the link to HIS ORIGINAL VIDEO IN THE DESCRIPTION.
He's that far into his cognitive dissonance.
Edit: Went back and got a screencap of the 2014 post where he keeps talking about cock and ass and dead children.
It was a teaser for his dating site profile...
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I haven’t seen this video in forever, so I pulled it up to share. The original “it’s not in the cards, Lucas” for anyone who missed it
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The way his face contorts when he says "You're a wrinkly old hag etc" is so amazingly hateful... and punchable. These are the sorts of things that give me some sympathy for Myrna. Regardless of how badly she brought up lucas, how much she indulged and spoiled him, no one deserved to be talked to you like this by their children. No one deserves Lucas as a child.
Lucas says his dad was a disciplinarian, says his dad would "grab them by the collar and throw them outside", when he's trying to demonstrate what a well brought up real man he is, but I can't imagine a kid talking to his mom this way who received even the most mild correction.
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I was googling telomeres to see if anything lucas related came up and surprise surprise, what should come up but a post about dan eisenbergs telomere research - explicitly bringing up a caveat that lucas conveniently always deliberately left out of his older fathers = strong DNA bs:
It literally says exactly what people have been telling him for years. That said, given lucas's history of statements about jews as @Wernology pointed out in the last livestream, it makes me wonder if lucas realizes that eisenberg is a jewish name and what he'd think about that if it was pointed out
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It literally says exactly what people have been telling him for years. That said, given lucas's history of statements about jews as @Wernology pointed out in the last livestream, it makes me wonder if lucas realizes that eisenberg is a jewish name and what he'd think about that if it was pointed out
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Lucas has been going off on religion again, and starting to mention the guys with multiple girlfriends crap. He doesn't even seem to need any stimulus from the outside world to stir up this delusion, because we know he isn't walking anywhere, so where is he seeing all these men with multiple girlfriends, other than his head?
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He hasn't been sperging about his magical electric old man gravy anymore. I figured he'd be on about that all the way to the grave at the rate he was going.
Here's a macabre thought, do you know how expensive funerals and caskets and shit are? There's no way Prince Lucas of the mighty esteemed Elk Kingdom is ever going to be able to afford a proper burial or even the cheaper route of cremation. What's gonna happen to his bloated old carcass when he finally does kick the bucket, does the city pay for people like him to get buried? He's content to be the taxpayers' burden until death so ironically it would actually be money well spent.
Here's a macabre thought, do you know how expensive funerals and caskets and shit are? There's no way Prince Lucas of the mighty esteemed Elk Kingdom is ever going to be able to afford a proper burial or even the cheaper route of cremation. What's gonna happen to his bloated old carcass when he finally does kick the bucket, does the city pay for people like him to get buried? He's content to be the taxpayers' burden until death so ironically it would actually be money well spent.
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Don't worry, he'll circle back to it. He always does.
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Funnier 2 post above he uses Mel "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS" Gibson. Lucas the anti racist guys.
Really it's been said many times before but it's a riot how much he took from the church in hands out, and then acts like he was one handing dismantling the place like Martin Luther (btw who was insanely anti semetic/racist for even his own time) he's very much into that teen and pre teen mind set still, no wonder he wants to date one. Where he can be like dude I listen to the punk band... I fight the system!
The best update of all this shit he has SHORTER telomores hahahhaaah, the Wern can never win. I don't feel mood to go too long but, you all Wernologists are doing gods work, and god wants to remind Lucas, it's not in the cards.