Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

All the nonstop Christianity sperging gets so stale and cringe. What's the point of being an athiest if you're just going to spend all day every day of your one and only mortal life pouring over bible versus and stories to preach about. At this rate he might as well just take up Christianity earnestly in case there actually is a god. Hell maybe he could even set his sights on becoming a Catholic priest. He's already a pedophile, and there's absolutely no doubt any woman would ever come between him and his relationship with god.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

All the nonstop Christianity sperging gets so stale and cringe. What's the point of being an athiest if you're just going to spend all day every day of your one and only mortal life pouring over bible versus and stories to preach about. At this rate he might as well just take up Christianity earnestly in case there actually is a god. Hell maybe he could even set his sights on becoming a Catholic priest. He's already a pedophile, and there's absolutely no doubt any woman would ever come between him and his relationship with god.

Exactly this.

Lucas sees no problem in spending all of his time chastising Christians for insufficient fealty to their doctrine... He doesn't see that such a focus on lack of religious adherence actually makes him a christian, (because who but a Christian would care whether Christians are Christian enough?) and nothing close to an atheist, because it's never an argument that an atheist would make.

But the thing is, Lucas is more attracted to "normal girls", the girls he sees as christian, he's scared of "atheist girls", so I'm sure that his focus on Christian people being insufficiently loving is just because he's trying to appeal to the demographic that he's most attracted to, not that it makes sense. I guarantee you that he sees his "cake and eat it too" approach to atheism as pretty clever; he thinks that he's found a way to try to force both sides of the religious and political divide towards him. If you're religious, Lucas will tell you that if you don't fuck him you're sacrilegious. If you're not religious, Lucas thinks there's a good chance of you being a democratic liberal, so he'll tell you that the other major moral force in your life, ie politics, requires you to be with him because of his poverty. I think we can all see how, in a totally moronic way, this sort of "persuasion" would appeal to Lucas's black-and-white worldview.

Remember, Lucas isn't an atheist because he's found some logical contradiction with the religious position. Lucas is an atheist to punish religious people. He acts as if him holding his religious belief hostage is some sort of bargaining chip. And this is the only reason he positions himself as an atheist: Because people he sees as religious haven't given him what he wants. His reasons for being a democrat, a liberal, and a communist are the same. It's because the groups he views as the opposite to these positions haven't given him what he wants.

I think part of this problem is the fact that these contradictions only exist in Lucas's head. What Christians is he witnessing at Mallon house that have all of these boyfriends? Rather, I think this is just a tired old horse that Lucas beats into dog food and returns to when he has nothing else to say, because it gives him a little spark of superiority, a little bit of serotonin, as he would put it.

 

[mothman96]

All the nonstop Christianity sperging gets so stale and cringe. What's the point of being an athiest if you're just going to spend all day every day of your one and only mortal life pouring over bible versus and stories to preach about. At this rate he might as well just take up Christianity earnestly in case there actually is a god. Hell maybe he could even set his sights on becoming a Catholic priest. He's already a pedophile, and there's absolutely no doubt any woman would ever come between him and his relationship with god.

He doesn't have the brains to make it through the seminary studies.

 

[Wernology]

"Did an online interview for a place"? What kind of place, tubby? A new group home for the exceptional? Surely not a place of employment, right? Tell us more, fatty. And yes Lucas is sooooo intelligent.

Probably a scam job that he'll fall for hook, line, and sinker.

 

[Mister Uno]

All the nonstop Christianity sperging gets so stale and cringe. What's the point of being an athiest if you're just going to spend all day every day of your one and only mortal life pouring over bible versus and stories to preach about. At this rate he might as well just take up Christianity earnestly in case there actually is a god. Hell maybe he could even set his sights on becoming a Catholic priest. He's already a pedophile, and there's absolutely no doubt any woman would ever come between him and his relationship with god.

Because atheism for some is a religion, at least for the more obnoxious of atheists. And even if he did take on Christianity, he would still be a sperg about it and misquote the bible (like he already does).

 

[teleméres69]

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Lucas has been going off on religion again, and starting to mention the guys with multiple girlfriends crap. He doesn't even seem to need any stimulus from the outside world to stir up this delusion, because we know he isn't walking anywhere, so where is he seeing all these men with multiple girlfriends, other than his head?

I see Lucas is already back to ranting about religion and multiple girlfriends. I wonder how long before he stops taking his medication again

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This moronic non-meme has some replies, featuring Lucas's unique style of response:

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Nice to see the meds are doing their job to suppress his insane thoughts

 

[WonderWino]

But the thing is, Lucas is more attracted to "normal girls", the girls he sees as christian, he's scared of "atheist girls",

I suspect the reason he is more apt to pursue christian girls and terrified of atheist girls is because he thinks christian girls have some kind of religious obligation to be nice to him out of some kind of christian kindness or charity, so he thinks they'll be more likely to keep their real thoughts about him to themselves and not criticize him. Either to his face or to others. Nor will they be as likely to get pissed off about his inappropriate behavior toward them and be more likely to 'forgive his mistakes' when he gets shot down for his behavior toward them. On the other hand he sees atheist girls as having no such restrictions holding back either their actions or their willingness to call him out for his history and behavior, especially if he makes a move on one of them that doesn't go well for him

That says alot in itself about how he views people and how manipulative he is. He absolutely makes every effort to use others beliefs and views against them if he thinks such beliefs can be used in his favor in some way. Its not uncommon to see narcissists and predators manipulate people in that manner. Particularly when they view a person a particular way and make a point of exploiting it - such as in lucas's case viewing christian (and asian for that matter) girls as meek, submissive so they won't respond negatively over his behavior and advances, cause he thinks the bible tells them to be nice no matter what, cause he doesn't understand any of what it actually says. Its also why he spazzes out and reees about christian girls being totally unchristian when they don't act the way he expects them to, such as not letting him intimidate and manipulate them into meeting or dating him. His own lack of understanding about actual christian views and beliefs, and of their bible infuriates him because what he has convinced himself it says isn't at all how actual christians are supposed to behave

He doesn't have the brains to make it through the seminary studies.

Lucas trying to learn latin would be hilarious. He can barely understand and use english coherently. Trying to learn a romance language like latin would make his brain blow a gasket

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I suspect the reason he is more apt to pursue christian girls and terrified of atheist girls is because he thinks christian girls have some kind of religious obligation to be nice to him out of some kind of christian kindness or charity, so he thinks they'll be more likely to keep their real thoughts about him to themselves and not criticize him.

Absolutely, but it's also because Lucas's taste in women, as with everything else, is extremely vanilla.

Lucas is incredibly conservative: he's frightened of the world, and he's multiple times described tattoos and piercings as trashy, like some Boomer stereotype.

Remember, if Lucas would have gotten the gibs from Christians that he thinks he deserves, he would have never positioned himself as an atheist. In fact, his whole subcultural posturing is basically a fuck you to the mom and dad (both literally and metaphorically in terms of the parental authority that religious organizations manifest) that no longer supported him.

Just think about everything that Lucas is into: he pictures himself as a revolutionary, but you can be sure that if Lucas likes something, whether it's food, music, or women, that it is as bland and middle of the road as possible. Lucas thinks eating California rolls makes him a gourmet. Eating sushi hasn't been "cool" since the 1980s, and the kind of sushi Lucas eats is as authentically Japanese as McDonald's is authentically Scottish.

The reason Lucas has this confusion between his self-professed revolutionary identity and his actual middle of the road boring mediocrity, is because all of Lucas's revolutionary sympathy is holy reactionary.

All of his views that stray from what he incorrectly labels "the norm" (ironic in itself, because liberal posturing online is the very definition of the current zeitgeist) are literally just "you can't fire me I quit!" directed at religion, politics, age groups, men, and everything else in his life.

Lucas once described himself, comically, as "The rich kid who hung out with the poor kids because they were more interesting"... In reality, Lucas is the friendless kid, who tries to scrape association with anyone who will have him, because he's incredibly boring.

 

[Pump Meat]

Back when he was at Eastern State the doctors had him on Invega. Invega is for the treatment of schizophrenia. It caused him to not produce semen so he was changed over to Abilify. Abilify is also used to treat schizophrenia. When he was released from the mental hospital in 2018 he was to stay on the Abilify and he was also taking Lithium. I think due to all the past comments here about Lucas and also his mother saying he is schizo he started saying his diagnosis was just Bipolar I.

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Lucas could have schizophrenia, it is entirely within the realm of plausibility. Outside of having invasive access to medical records or actually conducting assessments with him, we’ll never be able to confirm it or rule it out based on the findings of Wernology. Personally I like that, the speculation is fun.

That said, I don’t think Lucas suffers from schizophrenia and I’ll lay out some of my reasons why I think that. Let’s start with your comments about medication.

Paliperidone is often used to treat bi-polar mania for the same reasons aripiprazole is, it is why his providers switched the scripts when he complained of side effects. Atypical antipsychotics have a wide variety of applications, especially with mood and anxiety disorders. Simply being prescribed atypical antipsychotics isn’t much of an indicator that a person is being treated for a delusional disorder like schizophrenia.

Now we know Lucas has got the beetus and it has begun to seriously impact his life, like the chronic non-healing wounds on his feet. Despite this fact, he is still being kept on aripiprazole which only aggravates the insulin resistance. Why is Lucas still being kept on that medication?

My best guess is that a cost/benefit analysis was done and controlling Lucas’ impulsive behavior and obsessive thinking was given priority. Being stuck at Mallon Place with little to no money helps curb poor eating habits and with staff making sure his medical needs are being met, the diabetes has a better chance of being successfully managed than his mental health without the use of atypical antipsychotics.

If Lucas was being given paliperidone and then aripiprazole for schizophrenia, then there are a lot of first generation antipsychotics that can curb delusions and hallucinations that play a lot nicer with diabetes. I think that if Lucas had a diagnosis of schizophrenia in conjunction with type 2 diabetes, he would have promptly been put on an older generation of antipsychotics. I think his providers didn’t do so, because the older antipsychotics don’t really help with mood or anxiety disorders, only the newer atypicals do.

There are other reasons worth mentioning as well. Schizophrenics typically have a much flatter affect than Lucas and his emotional range is more consistent with the ol’ manic depression. The nature of delusional thinking doesn’t fit with schizophrenia either, there is no talk about thought control or external entities forcefully communicating when he doesn’t want to comply, etc. His speech and writing lack things common with schizophrenics, his ability to stay on topic and complete thoughts on an antagonistic interview is something a lot of schizophrenics wouldn’t be capable of doing either.

I think when Lucas was younger, schizophrenia was seriously considered and probably discussed with his mother, but as time went on, the diagnosis was shifted to Bi-polar. When someone is balls deep into mania, they are going to act and sound like schizophrenics suffering from a crisis induced psychosis.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas could have schizophrenia, it is entirely within the realm of plausibility. Outside of having invasive access to medical records or actually conducting assessments with him, we’ll never be able to confirm it or rule it out based on the findings of Wernology. Personally I like that, the speculation is fun.

That said, I don’t think Lucas suffers from schizophrenia and I’ll lay out some of my reasons why I think that. Let’s start with your comments about medication.

Paliperidone is often used to treat bi-polar mania for the same reasons aripiprazole is, it is why his providers switched the scripts when he complained of side effects. Atypical antipsychotics have a wide variety of applications, especially with mood and anxiety disorders. Simply being prescribed atypical antipsychotics isn’t much of an indicator that a person is being treated for a delusional disorder like schizophrenia.

Now we know Lucas has got the beetus and it has begun to seriously impact his life, like the chronic non-healing wounds on his feet. Despite this fact, he is still being kept on aripiprazole which only aggravates the insulin resistance. Why is Lucas still being kept on that medication?

My best guess is that a cost/benefit analysis was done and controlling Lucas’ impulsive behavior and obsessive thinking was given priority. Being stuck at Mallon Place with little to no money helps curb poor eating habits and with staff making sure his medical needs are being met, the diabetes has a better chance of being successfully managed than his mental health without the use of atypical antipsychotics.

If Lucas was being given paliperidone and then aripiprazole for schizophrenia, then there are a lot of first generation antipsychotics that can curb delusions and hallucinations that play a lot nicer with diabetes. I think that if Lucas had a diagnosis of schizophrenia in conjunction with type 2 diabetes, he would have promptly been put on an older generation of antipsychotics. I think his providers didn’t do so, because the older antipsychotics don’t really help with mood or anxiety disorders, only the newer atypicals do.

There are other reasons worth mentioning as well. Schizophrenics typically have a much flatter affect than Lucas and his emotional range is more consistent with the ol’ manic depression. The nature of delusional thinking doesn’t fit with schizophrenia either, there is no talk about thought control or external entities forcefully communicating when he doesn’t want to comply, etc. His speech and writing lack things common with schizophrenics, his ability to stay on topic and complete thoughts on an antagonistic interview is something a lot of schizophrenics wouldn’t be capable of doing either.

I think when Lucas was younger, schizophrenia was seriously considered and probably discussed with his mother, but as time went on, the diagnosis was shifted to Bi-polar. When someone is balls deep into mania, they are going to act and sound like schizophrenics suffering from a crisis induced psychosis.

This is the sort of post I like, an informed perspective on Lucas's pathologies. And what you said about the cost benefit analysis seems to make sense, I guess they decided keeping Lucas calm was worth risking the healing of his feet, if I understand correctly?

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Lucas posted the above on his community tab on YouTube. I've highlighted everything relevant to lucas, as in the reasons that I have and will continue to make fun of him. Interesting to note, Lucas reposted this from an account called "sweetschizo".

 

[mothman96]

Lucas could have schizophrenia, it is entirely within the realm of plausibility. Outside of having invasive access to medical records or actually conducting assessments with him, we’ll never be able to confirm it or rule it out based on the findings of Wernology. Personally I like that, the speculation is fun.

That said, I don’t think Lucas suffers from schizophrenia and I’ll lay out some of my reasons why I think that. Let’s start with your comments about medication.

Paliperidone is often used to treat bi-polar mania for the same reasons aripiprazole is, it is why his providers switched the scripts when he complained of side effects. Atypical antipsychotics have a wide variety of applications, especially with mood and anxiety disorders. Simply being prescribed atypical antipsychotics isn’t much of an indicator that a person is being treated for a delusional disorder like schizophrenia.

Now we know Lucas has got the beetus and it has begun to seriously impact his life, like the chronic non-healing wounds on his feet. Despite this fact, he is still being kept on aripiprazole which only aggravates the insulin resistance. Why is Lucas still being kept on that medication?

My best guess is that a cost/benefit analysis was done and controlling Lucas’ impulsive behavior and obsessive thinking was given priority. Being stuck at Mallon Place with little to no money helps curb poor eating habits and with staff making sure his medical needs are being met, the diabetes has a better chance of being successfully managed than his mental health without the use of atypical antipsychotics.

If Lucas was being given paliperidone and then aripiprazole for schizophrenia, then there are a lot of first generation antipsychotics that can curb delusions and hallucinations that play a lot nicer with diabetes. I think that if Lucas had a diagnosis of schizophrenia in conjunction with type 2 diabetes, he would have promptly been put on an older generation of antipsychotics. I think his providers didn’t do so, because the older antipsychotics don’t really help with mood or anxiety disorders, only the newer atypicals do.

There are other reasons worth mentioning as well. Schizophrenics typically have a much flatter affect than Lucas and his emotional range is more consistent with the ol’ manic depression. The nature of delusional thinking doesn’t fit with schizophrenia either, there is no talk about thought control or external entities forcefully communicating when he doesn’t want to comply, etc. His speech and writing lack things common with schizophrenics, his ability to stay on topic and complete thoughts on an antagonistic interview is something a lot of schizophrenics wouldn’t be capable of doing either.

I think when Lucas was younger, schizophrenia was seriously considered and probably discussed with his mother, but as time went on, the diagnosis was shifted to Bi-polar. When someone is balls deep into mania, they are going to act and sound like schizophrenics suffering from a crisis induced psychosis.

The thing is besides the screen shots here where Lucas and also his mother say he is schizo, there are other screenshots I saw in @Wernology's videos where he has brought up schizophrenia. It seemed to me the reason for that was also due to him being diagnosed as schizo.

 

[Pump Meat]

This is the sort of post I like, an informed perspective on Lucas's pathologies. And what you said about the cost benefit analysis seems to make sense, I guess they decided keeping Lucas calm was worth risking the healing of his feet, if I understand correctly?

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Lucas posted the above on his community tab on YouTube. I've highlighted everything relevant to lucas, as in the reasons that I have and will continue to make fun of him. Interesting to note, Lucas reposted this from an account called "sweetschizo".

Type 2 is the kind of disease that can be managed really well through lifestyle changes, but Lucas’ bag of mental health issues need pharmacological intervention. If he goes unmedicated, he’ll never implement the needed changes, but if he is medicated and lives under someone’s care, the odds of changes being implemented and sustained go up.

It isn’t the prettiest option, but fuck him.

The thing is besides the screen shots here where Lucas and also his mother say he is schizo, there are other screenshots I saw in @Wernology's videos where he has brought up schizophrenia. It seemed to me the reason for that was also due to him being diagnosed as schizo.

That is a completely reasonable inference to make and you may be right. I was just doin a little sperging while I got caught up on the thread,

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Farmers have in the past commented on Lucas's above-average state of dentition...prompting a discussion that revealed Lucas's long-ago admission that his two front teeth were fake, owing to his childhood lack of coordination causing him to eat shit, face first, over the handlebars of his BMX into the hard, hard ground. All this is by way of prologue. But....
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....are his teeth REALLY that far above average for a bum? In this close-up from the infamous "I'm 18 and Live in A Dream" we can see his choppers are plaque-coated, streaked, and both black at the gum line. His gums themselves look grey. Frankly, his teeth look about as horrifying as one would imagine hobo-nightmare pearlies to look.

I think his cheap cellphone camera and bright Spokane sunshine tricked us into seeing his teeth as whiter and brighter than they ever were.

"Evolution kills the idiot gene", indeed.

Very far back in the thread, pre-fartbox even, Lucas made a post that implied that Medicare paid for him to have dentures since his teeth had almost fully rotted away.

 

[Da Dude123]

Absolutely, but it's also because Lucas's taste in women, as with everything else, is extremely vanilla.

Lucas is incredibly conservative: he's frightened of the world, and he's multiple times described tattoos and piercings as trashy, like some Boomer stereotype.

So, overall, I agree. However, the Lacy Saga sort of discredits this to an extent. Lucas was mooing and swooning over her. Lacy has tattoos and piercings and sort of has an unconventional style to her. Now, honestly, I think she is a fairly attractive young lady, just not in your traditional idea of what an attractive woman is.

Lacy fit Lucas's criteria in age and not being fat, and having a nice body, so he would overlook her piercings and tattoos. Of course, Lacy wanted nothing to do with him and her and her dirtbag friends hung out with Lucas as a larf. That backfired on her big time. Lucas is lucky he did not get his ass kicked after he started messaging her friends telling them they needed to make her sleep with him. I bet he counts her as an ex girlfriend.

But Lucas's ideal girl is probably a conventionally attractive, fit girl who dresses well and has more or less a style that is not outside the norm. A preppy popular girl is what the cow wants. The type of girl who would not piss on him if he was on fire. Now, Lucas wears batman pajama pants in public and dresses like a ragman, because he is a ragman. A shitty ragman.

This whole thing about women being both Christians and socialists is very autistic thinking. Most serious Christians I know are fairly conservative politically. I do know some Christians that are liberal and there are some fairly liberals sects of Christianity, but they are more in the minority.

But Lucas just categorizes everyone as being Christian or socialist without knowing or speaking to them. Most young people are probably not very political, nor very religious, even if they consider themselves a Christian, it is not really the center of their universe. But Lucas is simple minded and has to group people together and how people in these groups should act.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Something to #trigger Lucas if he's looking in:

David Foster talks 35-year age gap with wife Katharine McPhee: 'We have it pretty together'

 

[mothman96]

Something to #trigger Lucas if he's looking in:

David Foster talks 35-year age gap with wife Katharine McPhee: 'We have it pretty together'

McPhee was 35 when she married Foster. She is currently 37. Way past what the age the Mallon Place Pedo wants.

 

[IceQueen]

Sorry if I’m late on this, I’m haven’t been on this thread in a couple days, but did y’all see this?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Sorry if I’m late on this, I’m haven’t been on this thread in a couple days, but did y’all see this?

Can you imagine what kind of work he would be doing? He has no qualifications, no education, no work ethic, no respect for authority…
Literally all he is qualified for is to scrub shit out of the grout by a toilet and even then he would try to use the toilet brush, give up, pout, and then never show up for work again.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Sorry if I’m late on this, I’m haven’t been on this thread in a couple days, but did y’all see this?

What an idiot lol. He thinks that he could get a babe after getting online interviewed for a job, yet he has nothing to actually offer beside from doing nothing just to grab onto a woman and jump into the job he "supposed" to have.
Lucas, no women would ever like to go with you onto your job at all. I bet the highest rank you'll get from that job is the lowest rank and then you'll work with it for a short time, then gave up completely and complain and bringing up your obsession for women.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

All the nonstop Christianity sperging gets so stale and cringe. What's the point of being an athiest if you're just going to spend all day every day of your one and only mortal life pouring over bible versus and stories to preach about. At this rate he might as well just take up Christianity earnestly in case there actually is a god. Hell maybe he could even set his sights on becoming a Catholic priest. He's already a pedophile, and there's absolutely no doubt any woman would ever come between him and his relationship with god.

>"Unlike you Christians I don't waste my time following the rules of a phony god!"
>"damn Christians partying, travelling and having sex while I'm stuck here posting memes!"

I suspect the reason he is more apt to pursue christian girls and terrified of atheist girls is because he thinks christian girls have some kind of religious obligation to be nice to him out of some kind of christian kindness or charity, so he thinks they'll be more likely to keep their real thoughts about him to themselves and not criticize him. Either to his face or to others. Nor will they be as likely to get pissed off about his inappropriate behavior toward them and be more likely to 'forgive his mistakes' when he gets shot down for his behavior toward them. On the other hand he sees atheist girls as having no such restrictions holding back either their actions or their willingness to call him out for his history and behavior, especially if he makes a move on one of them that doesn't go well for him.

Ehhh the problem is he does go for atheist girls though.
Granted, Lucas is a sperg who contradicts himself on a cyclical basis (see the "Spokane has a great age-gap dating scene" --> "everyone in Spokane is an agephobic bigot who wont date older guys/cockblock older guys" --> "Spokane has a great age gap dating scene, and you KF/SOFLAW trolls can't tell him otherwise" cycle), but in the past he has posted shit accosting atheist & socialist girls/guys for not dating a fellow atheist/not yeeting a fellow atheist a bae. Correct me if I'm mistaken but I'm like 90% confident he mentioned in a rant all the atheist girls being hypocrites if they'd rather date a Gen-Z christian guy than a 39/40yr old atheist Wern.

Lucas will say any kind of insane shit to try and get in the pants of any younger woman (and/or try and convince a younger man to gift him a woman), and no woman under the age of 22 is safe from Lucas accusing them of hypocrisy for not dating his fat stinky sex predator self.