Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Pay everyone 100,000 dollars a year, but especially pay Lucas. He works hard making and sharing others memes and doing mukbangs. Just as important as a doctor, therefore, they should make the same amount of money.
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It's always fascinating to follow the lie, as it goes from Lucas's fantasy, and gets repeated until it becomes his reality.

Anyone who's been following Lucas for a while remembers exactly how close he got to the BLM protests in Spokane... That is to say, not very close at all.

Basically, as soon as he saw kids from the protests and the police about two blocks away, he immediately hytailed it back to the homeless shelter. He admitted this honestly, exactly once, the day it happened.

Within a week, The narrative had shifted into Lucas taking "a little bit of tear gas", he was "nearby when the tear gas went off", so he got "a little bit of it".

By the time he was lurching around the park screaming about how no one fucks him, this situation had metamorphosized into Lucas "marching with Black Lives Matter", and being tear gassed along with them. He tied this together with his phantom baseball bat beating, claiming that he had been "tear gassed FOR generation Z", he had "shed blood FOR generation Z".

It's nice to see that even with all of the sedative antipsychotic medications pumped into his swiss cheese brain, Lucas is still clinging to the heroic myth that he was tear gassed alongside Black Lives Matter.

What a champion of civil rights. Is there any difference between Martin Luther King and Lucas Werner?
 
Sad news: There is, according to Spokane public records, no bodycam footage of Lucas being kicked out of riverfront Park.

Edit: Some artist with the last name Werner wants to buy the domain. Good enough offer and I'll sell (and just move the website archive elsewhere).

... they offer is definitely good enough. 👍
I absolutely love that you are going to make money off of the name. I’ve been wanting to send you a donation for a long time for all you do for us but haven’t had the funds, I’m glad this is happening! Just let us know what the new name with be and thanks again for all you do; at this point we’d have no content without you!
 
Lmao is he trying to be a feedee..
So, he legit went full 'dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack' then. He thinks he's being clever and is operating under the following assumptions:
a) everyone who is paying attention essentially hates him and wants him to suffer
b) people don't want to give him money to improve his situation (not that he uses it for that anyway but he sure claims thats his intent when he ebegs)
c) people watching him want content that involves him suffering
d) people won't pay him for 'improving himself' but they will pay to see him stuff himself like a thanksgiving turkey to make him suffer (which ironically is what would happen since considering how shit his health is now it could easily cost him his feet)

This is yet another blatant attempt at manipulating people, on the same level as 'downvote my video if you really mean you're upvoting it!' only this time its 'don't give me money so I can gorge myself on food for my own benefit and gluttony! give me money so i'll stuff my beetus ridden body and fatten up like a pig ready for slaughter' its his childish attempt at manipulative psychological headgames. He figures people hate him and will ridicule him anyway so he might as well run with it and try to manipulate it to his advantage. He thinks people are as stupid as he is and is pathologically incapable of taking the threat to his health this is as seriously as he needs to

Its pretty clear if he's given up what little dignity he had to do this. He can't even make such a statement without defacto admitting he has a serious eating problem and is obese already (so much for bragging about his weight loss) He's crossed into rule of acquisition 109 territory on a level that would make even the ferengi shake their heads and say they didn't mean it that literally. He wouldn't be doing this if the lack of money and shit tier food wasn't starting to get to him

Its also quite telling how he even points out that if he got what he wanted it would essentially mean gorging himself, when there is no way that his doctor and every other medical professional, including the staff at mallon place haven't told him he should be eating less and losing weight because of his beetus feet. He knows this is not something he should even be considering. I wonder how much of this is pure gluttony and how much of it is partly emotional and his way of dealing with hating his life at mallon place and falling back to myrnas 'stuff him with food whenever he gets upset' child raising method. He self medicates with alcohol and drugs whenever possible and thats not feasible where he is now so this is the only thing left to him

When it doesn't work the anger and resentment will build and he'll be one step closer to his inevitable freakout and ejection from mallon place
 
If you ever wondered how the battle to become ruler of the elk kingdom when king roy dies will go, I found a pretty accurate video of lucas battling his brother with all the autism you would expect....and it ends about you are probably expecting for lucas
That one is missing the crucial final moments where we learn the obese Sith has turned his pants to the dark side.
 
So, he legit went full 'dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack' then. He thinks he's being clever and is operating under the following assumptions:
a) everyone who is paying attention essentially hates him and wants him to suffer
b) people don't want to give him money to improve his situation (not that he uses it for that anyway but he sure claims thats his intent when he ebegs)
c) people watching him want content that involves him suffering
d) people won't pay him for 'improving himself' but they will pay to see him stuff himself like a thanksgiving turkey to make him suffer (which ironically is what would happen since considering how shit his health is now it could easily cost him his feet)

This is yet another blatant attempt at manipulating people, on the same level as 'downvote my video if you really mean you're upvoting it!' only this time its 'don't give me money so I can gorge myself on food for my own benefit and gluttony! give me money so i'll stuff my beetus ridden body and fatten up like a pig ready for slaughter' its his childish attempt at manipulative psychological headgames. He figures people hate him and will ridicule him anyway so he might as well run with it and try to manipulate it to his advantage. He thinks people are as stupid as he is and is pathologically incapable of taking the threat to his health this is as seriously as he needs to

Its pretty clear if he's given up what little dignity he had to do this. He can't even make such a statement without defacto admitting he has a serious eating problem and is obese already (so much for bragging about his weight loss) He's crossed into rule of acquisition 109 territory on a level that would make even the ferengi shake their heads and say they didn't mean it that literally. He wouldn't be doing this if the lack of money and shit tier food wasn't starting to get to him

Its also quite telling how he even points out that if he got what he wanted it would essentially mean gorging himself, when there is no way that his doctor and every other medical professional, including the staff at mallon place haven't told him he should be eating less and losing weight because of his beetus feet. He knows this is not something he should even be considering. I wonder how much of this is pure gluttony and how much of it is partly emotional and his way of dealing with hating his life at mallon place and falling back to myrnas 'stuff him with food whenever he gets upset' child raising method. He self medicates with alcohol and drugs whenever possible and thats not feasible where he is now so this is the only thing left to him

When it doesn't work the anger and resentment will build and he'll be one step closer to his inevitable freakout and ejection from mallon place

With most anyone else, I would agree but with Lucas , he has the skill of not really caring what he has to say for food. He had that whole scheme of saying anything within reason for $50 that soon became “I will say I love trump and Jesus for 3.50 as long as I get a candy bar” when he had no takers.

I think that most people would realize that this is a pretty clear indication of his eating disorder but I think he just thinks it’s a claim for content and donations. He doesn’t think he overeats. He doesn’t think he is ugly. He thinks he is a brilliant strategist. He’s trying to cash into the mukbang following. Why? So he can have food and followers.

He must miss his YouTube. He has so little interactions now.
 
With most anyone else, I would agree but with Lucas , he has the skill of not really caring what he has to say for food. He had that whole scheme of saying anything within reason for $50 that soon became “I will say I love trump and Jesus for 3.50 as long as I get a candy bar” when he had no takers.

I think that most people would realize that this is a pretty clear indication of his eating disorder but I think he just thinks it’s a claim for content and donations. He doesn’t think he overeats. He doesn’t think he is ugly. He thinks he is a brilliant strategist. He’s trying to cash into the mukbang following. Why? So he can have food and followers.

He must miss his YouTube. He has so little interactions now.
Yeah, I agree with this.

I don't think Lucas puts that level of thought into any of his behavior, most of it is just instinctive scrabbling for food and sex, and when he does try to be manipulative, it's usually incredibly apparent by how unsuccessful and retarded it comes across.

Lucas fails to be a successful manipulator because he doesn't see the world working the way it really does. In fact, Lucas is distinguished by often times associating things with a reaction which is their polar opposite from reality. The fact that he thought the n-word made girls horny, when the generation that he was focusing on is probably more likely to dismiss someone because of claims of racism than any previous generation, just shows you how Lucas is ultimately unable to manipulate, because he has all the wiring in his head tied together in incorrect ways.

He is so very sure of so many things that are completely wrong. But yeah, when he's trying to get food, I actually think that he says "make me fatter" as a sort of joke. He may realize that he's overweight, but it's never going to bother him enough for him to do anything about it. But hunger? Lucas WILL try to do something about that. He's proven multiple times that he'll walk a great distance to get free food, even when he's already eaten, and he'll complain about having to walk the same distance for anything else, an ID card, school; nothing motivates him into action the way food does.

Lucas thinks that promises of future action are as good as present action. If he tells you he's planning to go vegan and planning to look into bodybuilding, you need to give him the same reward (sex) as if he was vegan and had been bodybuilding for the past 5 years. How long has he been claiming to want a job? At least 2 years by my count. But he's made either the most feeble entreaties or, more likely, none at all. But you need to respect his "progress" and treat him as a different person from "the old Lucas" otherwise you're a bigot Republican.

The reality is, there's no "old Lucas" or "new Lucas". Lucas is a degenerate pedo, addicted to binge eating, terminally lazy, and a massive narcissist. He has major anger issues, and always will. Whether he manifests these negative traits openly is more about drug levels, stress, and the vicissitudes of fate than any attempts to better himself. Lucas thinks he is "plenty good"; it's a meme at this point. He thinks the world should change to suit him, not the other way around.
 
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Its too bad Lucas deleted his youtube channel. Im sure you guys archived some of his videos but its annoying they're harder to find now
Go to Wernology on YouTube. Wernology on here (previously known as Klickitat) is reuploading ALL of Lucas’s old videos, and already has some of the best ones on his channel.

“Lucas fails to be a successful manipulator because he doesn't see the world working the way it really does. In fact, Lucas is distinguished by often times associating things with a reaction which is their polar opposite from reality. The fact that he thought the n-word made girls horny, when the generation that he was focusing on is probably more likely to dismiss someone because of claims of racism than any previous generation, just shows you how Lucas is ultimately unable to manipulate, because he has all the wiring in his head tied together in incorrect ways.”

Sorry the formatting is weird, but this paragraph is exactly what I was thinking articulated perfectly. The wires in his head are completely crossed.
 
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Go to Wernology on YouTube. Wernology on here (previously known as Klickitat) is reuploading ALL of Lucas’s old videos, and already has some of the best ones on his channel.

“Lucas fails to be a successful manipulator because he doesn't see the world working the way it really does. In fact, Lucas is distinguished by often times associating things with a reaction which is their polar opposite from reality. The fact that he thought the n-word made girls horny, when the generation that he was focusing on is probably more likely to dismiss someone because of claims of racism than any previous generation, just shows you how Lucas is ultimately unable to manipulate, because he has all the wiring in his head tied together in incorrect ways.”

Sorry the formatting is weird, but this paragraph is exactly what I was thinking articulated perfectly. The wires in his head are completely crossed.

Just to note it's likely going to take MONTHS, there are over 2k videos between his two channels and some of them need minor editing because Lucas went through a big phase of putting racial slurs and shit in his titles.

And a reminder that Lucas talks a lot about explicit gay sex for a guy who's allegedly hetero.

A couple more

 
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Just to note it's likely going to take MONTHS, there are over 2k videos between his two channels and some of them need minor editing because Lucas went through a big phase of putting racial slurs and shit in his titles.

And a reminder that Lucas talks a lot about explicit gay sex for a guy who's allegedly hetero.

A couple more

2k videos…it’s insane the amount of sperg output Lucas generated. Most of those vids were in the span of just several years as well, a golden age of sorts for Lucas.
 
Just to note it's likely going to take MONTHS, there are over 2k videos between his two channels and some of them need minor editing because Lucas went through a big phase of putting racial slurs and shit in his titles.

And a reminder that Lucas talks a lot about explicit gay sex for a guy who's allegedly hetero.

A couple more

He'd smoke a guys pole for some Clinkerdaggers.🤔
 
Mallon, dreadful as it is, has been good for Lucas. What is good for Lucas is bad for wernology. I patiently await the re-emergence of Lucas's more interesting mental health symptoms. Lucas is most interesting when in distress, and while life at Mallon must be miserable, it is a muted, medicated misery.
 
Just to note it's likely going to take MONTHS, there are over 2k videos between his two channels and some of them need minor editing because Lucas went through a big phase of putting racial slurs and shit in his titles.

And a reminder that Lucas talks a lot about explicit gay sex for a guy who's allegedly hetero.

A couple more

Yeah, the terminology he uses makes it VERY clear what kind of porn he watches.
 
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