Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I would have thought that seeing those gigantic pictures of himself from the Outcast Owl's video would have made Lucas a little ashamed to be consistently asking for food beyond what he's getting every day at Mallon. But apparently not! Apparently, Lucas is just resigned to ballooning up as far as he can go. Well, the next time he whines about gaining weight....

You’d think that but if you remember that picture of young Lucas holding the guitar he isn’t even close to being at his fattest yet. In his mind he thinks he has gained a couple pounds but he is still all good. He doesn’t look like this yet…



Yet.

 

[VoidFace]

I wonder if he even has the energy to do what he used to do, I kind of doubt it to be honest. Lucas today couldn't manage the energy routine of Lucas 2 years ago.

That’s kind of a sad thought, given the fact he probably doesn’t have many more years left. Mostly sad because he won’t go out screaming and frothing at the mouth as he should

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

Those nachos earlier weren't up to his standards, but using cottage cheese as a chip dip is perfectly fine I guess.

 

[Jeep1971]

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He's too good for nursing home food now. He needs someone to door dash him more Atilano's nachos.

It's starting! It's going to start with him reeing about the quality and quantity of his "group home" meals.

All this kindling needs is a match.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

That’s kind of a sad thought, given the fact he probably doesn’t have many more years left. Mostly sad because he won’t go out screaming and frothing at the mouth as he should

You know the irony of it all is that Lucas in his dying days will turn to religion

Spoiler: Food porn with the wern

The preferred food of all neckbeards

 

[VoidFace]

You know the irony of it all is that Lucas in his dying days will turn to religion

If only he’d also be manic when he does. I’d take a ranting, fire and brimstone preacher Wern saga to end with.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

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He's too good for nursing home food now. He needs someone to door dash him more Atilano's nachos.

"I'm a grown up"

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So he DID get Atilano's nachos today... In addition to the Mallon lunch nachos? In addition to the bag of chips and cottage cheese? In addition to the chicken tenders?

Because this order of nachos on his Instagram is from TODAY.

Doordash (tm), helping Lucas Werner have a coronary since 2018!

(Actually, he probably bought the Atilano's nachos today HIMSELF, because I didn't see a boast about scamming them via Doordash.)

Edit: oops. @mothman96 is right. My bad.

 

[mothman96]

You’d think that but if you remember that picture of young Lucas holding the guitar he isn’t even close to being at his fattest yet. In his mind he thinks he has gained a couple pounds but he is still all good. He doesn’t look like this yet…

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Yet.

Oh man, I hope the Creep gets back to that size by Christmas.

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So he DID get Atilano's nachos today... In addition to the Mallon lunch nachos? In addition to the bag of chips and cottage cheese? In addition to the chicken tenders?

Because this order of nachos on his Instagram is from TODAY.

Doordash (tm), helping Lucas Werner have a coronary since 2018!

(Actually, he probably bought the Atilano's nachos today HIMSELF, because I didn't see a boast about scamming them via Doordash.)

He got those nachos yesterday.

 

[ShadowBorg]

how accurate is this lmao

God is doing what he can to not let that happen Lucas because your dangerous


lucas in love with shanny and rev

 

[wenttobermuda]

Between the lack of activity, and the way he is eating on the dime of benefactors, I can only conclude that Lucas is being prepared for hobo foie gras. Maybe not consciously, but that's where all of this leading, isn't it? Not merely feeding him because it is amusing, but fattening the fat faggot so that his liver my be extracted, carefully prepared, and devoured. I support continuing the DoorDash campaign if this is, in fact, the end game. This is not an elaborate, stupid metaphor for Lucas's relationship to his audience and feeders. Lucas is a lolcow, and I so utterly reject and refuse to acknowledge his humanity that eating him doesn't seem like cannibalism to me. And is also thinkable.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Between the lack of activity, and the way he is eating on the dime of benefactors, I can only conclude that Lucas is being prepared for hobo foie gras. Maybe not consciously, but that's where all of this leading, isn't it? Not merely feeding him because it is amusing, but fattening the fat faggot so that his liver my be extracted, carefully prepared, and devoured. I support continuing the DoorDash campaign if this is, in fact, the end game. This is not an elaborate, stupid metaphor for Lucas's relationship to his audience and feeders. Lucas is a lolcow, and I so utterly reject and refuse to acknowledge his humanity that eating him doesn't seem like cannibalism to me. And is also thinkable.

He’s fattening himself up for the next homeless saga

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

"You don't need a partner, you need a middle aged child to babysit and clean up after."

 

[Da Dude123]

Everything fun costs money, he says. Not necessarily. Using a public library is free. They have books and movies and things they will loan you for free. Although, Lucas the big intellectual does probably not enjoy reading. Also, there are sometimes free events around big cities. You just have to find a way to get to them.

There are free activities and things going on, you just need to seek them out. But Lucas seems to only enjoy eating and creeping on women. Despite his board game creations, he does not honestly seem to enjoy playing board games. He just thinks they will attract baes.

And remain a child with. Yeah, that is Lucas alright. A fat cow of a child who needs the government to take care of him because he is too dumb and autistic to care for himself.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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"You don't need a partner, you need a middle aged child to babysit and clean up after."

What storehouse of cliches did he steal that from? Sounds like the kind of thing that would be stitched onto a needlepoint and hung on the wall of a rest home. Hey, how appropriate!

Edit:

https://youtu.be/iJQsHKRcOH0

This video, "Lucas with the caviar lid off", reveals the incredibly stupid reason why Lucas's favorite cheese is manchego. He's made many references to manchego, including a moronic joke during the old footage of him with suzanne, about manchego being "for a man", a sparkling bit of repartee that he thought was funny enough to repeat several times, while giggling like a moron.

Well, anyone wondering why a white trash hick like Lucas would even know about manchego, Wonder no longer: Lucas got the name of the cheese from the song "Intro" (strangely The last song of the album) to the KMFDM album world war 3. The lyrics of this song give a verse to the individual description of each band member; for those who don't know, kmfdm was at the time a super group composed of members from other industrial rock acts. The mention Of manchego comes from the verse describing Raymond Watts, of the industrial band PIG;

"The lord of lard, the mighty swine
He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots..."

(I don't even need to say anything, do I? You all see how much this fits lucas, I don't even need to make a single comment)

 

[Margo Martindale]

You’d think that but if you remember that picture of young Lucas holding the guitar he isn’t even close to being at his fattest yet. In his mind he thinks he has gained a couple pounds but he is still all good. He doesn’t look like this yet…

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Yet.

He is certainly getting there.

It's funny how different he looks in the recent interview compared to the selfies he posts. He looks so much worse without those beauty filters.

 

[Pump Meat]

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"You don't need a partner, you need a middle aged child to babysit and clean up after."

Pulsating and disturbing red flag right there.

When talking about a potential sexual partner and in the same breath romanticizing childhood, Lucas couldn’t provide a better example of a cognitive distortion that only someone with a pedophilic disorder could make. Saying this during a psychosexual evaluation could single handedly change a neutral or positive outcome into a poor one.

 

[Bassomatic]

Anyone who says you need money to have fun is either spoiled rotten and gets highs from toys shopping etc or well dumb.

I'm sure at his retard home they have board games his "career" and "passion" he even used to bully fellow retard Jamie into playing.

So Lucas also flat out admits he can't amuse himself or provide fun to a partner. Oh boy that's a catch. He's needier than "just" having to be fed clothed, medicated and sheltered by the government.

He's so fat and unhealthy it's a riot. You can tell as the weens come and go in waves in a few days when he's not getting door dash he's going to be so angry and take it out by, eating more.

Speaking of, really the only "happiness" he has is his morbid eating issues. He's scared by leaks but he's doing nothing for his health. Those feet are as good as gone IMHO. Unless a stroke gets him first. Then is the tax payer have to pay to saw his legs off, and get him a wheelchair. As if it's unavoidable or his victimized.

I really wish people whom choose to self destruct don't get help for people who need it. Every shot in the foot he give himself, the rest of the world picks up his burden and we have less he has more.

When Lucas loses his legs and told more will be coming off, I can see him borrowing used needles to get AIDS and get in on those freebies and weight loss. At same time mooing and crying no one wants a 2 inch pedo dick...with AIDS.

Its hard to put into words but others seem to agree, Lucas is getting bolder, angrier and more active.. he won't be at Mallon long at this rate.

Lastly its nice to see everyone be civil and share info about how these places work in regards to law. But, I wasn't joking Mallon is definitely a scam a slum Lord for retards. Sure you should have running water at your section 8 but that might go unfixed for 2 years because no one to enforce or no one to get ball rolling. Mallon is for retard old people who no one bothers with. Forgotten souls. The low lives who own this place know how exploitive they can be and choose to do so.

Hell they probably have a dozen lined up after Werns gone and letting him eat wrong they will just dump him at an ER one day and "not equipped to keep him".

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

He is certainly getting there.

It's funny how different he looks in the recent interview compared to the selfies he posts. He looks so much worse without those beauty filters.

Please god let some of the idiots on FB ask him why he looks so bad in the Outcast Owls video. I just need to see him blame the angle and lighting of the video as the problem…

 

[Trainwreck]

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