💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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AnOminous said:
Has he finally realized even a homeless woman would be better off mudsharking than being with him?
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its because those eyes of his as well as his manerism gives them rapey vibes, hes not transparent at all so this is why he can never be a successful predator due to him being a walking red flag
 
Well, Easter came and went. The fat tub of lard made no mention/no picture of the Judas ham dinner he was waiting for. The ones here who said there was going to be no ham dinner called it right.
 
I’m fairly certain there was no “Judas” at all, it was just his edgelord attempt at humor regarding Easter and how Judas betrayed Jesus. For a so-called Atheist, he talks about the Bible more than most Christians.
 
Telomerase1979 said:
I’m fairly certain there was no “Judas” at all, it was just his edgelord attempt at humor regarding Easter and how Judas betrayed Jesus. For a so-called Atheist, he talks about the Bible more than most Christians.
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Could be, but the fat tub of lard did make it look like he was expecting a good meal.
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Thinking about it, the Creep would have made a big fuss about not getting the promised meal, so yea it does look like he made it up.
 
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Telomerase1979 said:
I’m fairly certain there was no “Judas” at all, it was just his edgelord attempt at humor regarding Easter and how Judas betrayed Jesus. For a so-called Atheist, he talks about the Bible more than most Christians.
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I saw a few people post on FB being satirical thanking Judas for the three day weekend and food. Pretty sure Lucas did too and just copied it.
 
Pizza fanta and tons and tons of pepper on whatever that meal is. Sort of looks like hamburger helper as the entre. Pizza fanta is an awful idea. Lunacy :lunacy:

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Thoughts?

Over-steamed mushy broc and cauliflower, overdone pasta with the legal minimum 4oz scoop of mystery meat, bread and what looks to be a pile of either miracle whip or whipped cream with pepper.

It's institutional food for wards of the state.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Pizza fanta and tons and tons of pepper on whatever that meal is. Sort of looks like hamburger helper as the entre. Pizza fanta is an awful idea. Lunacy :lunacy:

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TurdFondler said:
Thoughts?

Over-steamed mushy broc and cauliflower, overdone pasta with the legal minimum 4oz scoop of mystery meat, bread and what looks to be a pile of either miracle whip or whipped cream with pepper.

It's institutional food for wards of the state.
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That pasta thing is French onion casserole.
Fatso is not vegan yet but might be soon.
And the last comment:
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TurdFondler said:
Thoughts?

Over-steamed mushy broc and cauliflower, overdone pasta with the legal minimum 4oz scoop of mystery meat, bread and what looks to be a pile of either miracle whip or whipped cream with pepper.

It's institutional food for wards of the state.
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I'm guessing the pasta and veg are overcooked because a lot of older people can't chew or digest crunchy and textured foods?

Lucas is weird. Who tf would put ketchup on a French Onion dish? Just why?
I bet this bitch puts ketchup on steaks too when he can beg one.
 
That's clearly some kind of meat, it's not just croutons or whatever (I'm sure it's french fried onions but I'm trusting the first allrecipes result)

Veg are overcooked because they're cooked from frozen in an industrial steamer, pasta is overcooked because people always complain about al dente.
 
Jeep1971 said:
I'm guessing the pasta and veg are overcooked because a lot of older people can't chew or digest crunchy and textured foods?

Lucas is weird. Who tf would put ketchup on a French Onion dish? Just why?
I bet this bitch puts ketchup on steaks too when he can beg one.
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I mean I guess ketchup wouldnt be too bad, but him pouring unnecessary amounts of salt and pepper would be absurd
 
Lucas is back on his bullshit, making autistic games again. He starts one game and never finishes it, then goes to another. He took over this entire table at Mallon Place.



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Maybe there's something to be said for Mallon. Instead of screaming under a bridge all night his manic states get channeled into cutting out hundreds of octagons
 
This has to be some sort of SPED housing situation, if this is true. I will be amazed if he actually gets another place in Spokane after his exceptional behavior has got him kicked out of so many other places. Screenshot_20220419-135308.png
 
Da Dude123 said:
This has to be some sort of SPED housing situation, if this is true. I will be amazed if he actually gets another place in Spokane after his exceptional behavior has got him kicked out of so many other places. View attachment 3195929
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Yup, SPED housing. I don't think Fatso will be paying more than 40% of his check for rent. That will leave him about $500 to blow on restaurants, weed, and booze. "Nice and Clean" -- it won't be nice and clean for long after the Creep moves in. I already feel sorry for the roommate. The filthy mess the Creep will leave in the kitchen, the roommate goes to sit on the toilet and the Creep has pissed all over the seat, lid, floor, etc.
I'd say the tub of lard will be going off his meds by Aug/Sept and back to "self medicating" with weed.
 
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