Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If you are “like star trek”, fuck right off.
Money will never be abolished, we will never have world peace, bias will continue to exist.
I don’t even know where to begin with this utupian thinking he’s on about now.

His manic phases never end well.
They always forget that money is abolished and world peace, such as it is, occurs after a devastating series of wars, nuclear or otherwise, and with fantastical, almost magical technology that violates everything we know about science

That's why it makes good TV, because Star Trek says "against all odds we rose from the ashes of the old world, stronger than before, and the brilliance of the human mind made it possible to fix all these old world societal and economic problems and EVEN AFTER THAT we still have tons of problems, because Biggie said it, mo money mo problems"

I hate it when Lucas says this shit because its obvious he's a fat fucking retarded clown, number one, but number two its obvious that he'd just throw his huge Santa Claus naughty list of deplorables and undesirables into that "devastating series of wars" wood chipper and whistle while he did it to get to his underage girl paradise

Jesus what a faggot
 
>Dissolve the government
The goods and services government provides would still be required, you know. So guess what would happen, Lucas? Private firms would step up to the plate, and create a society 1000% more capitalist than it is currently. Anti-capitalist Lucas, like many leftoids, doesn't really think about what his proposals entail, does he?

Also "Republicans won't know what to do when people start to take the law into their own hands"; Um, I think they would, I think they would be just fine with their armed-to-the-teetg militias my dude. It'd be people like you, with no car or assets, reliant upon government handouts who would be fucked.

I bet Lucas would be begging the local chud militia for protection in exchange for servitude, neo-feudal style, if government were dissolved tomorrow.
 
>Dissolve the government
I bet Lucas would be begging the local chud militia for protection in exchange for servitude, neo-feudal style, if government were dissolved tomorrow.
I'd say with the Creepers "reputation" even the local militia would see to it that he'd be 1 of the 1st to be a bloated corpse.
 
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I'm not even a big trek nerd but the fact he takes the name of DS9 in vain angers me. Also it's amazing he ignores the entire fucking side plots of it, to push his retard ideas.

With out sperging on one of the best shows (aside being sci fi or trek) money takes a big place, as well as power, nationalism etc. Hell, it's not some neo nazi idea that Cardaisa isn't even the bad guy, but it's very clear while star trek has "noble bright" the best of the best do things for good, they still get power, and value, look at the mains, officers, they get a snazzy suit, a rank etc. Gold Pressed Latium, is mentioned a billion plus times (and mentioned in TNG and other series) money has to exist, or we'd be reduced to trade.

Now, in some things for star trek we are post scarity, and well, that would change things, but well worth has worth. So even in a world where power, is free Lucas is well useless. Lucas will always be useless and a taker.

As far to the board game, as mentioned it's a common game, one of the most, and what the fuck was happening on that table? Two retards are playing candy land on a bigger fancy board. Also sorry Jamie, Pukas the sucker of a man's penis reeled you into another abusive game session. I'm sure Jamie is really happy looking at paint dry and watching the flies in Mallon.

We are 2 weeks from June, how's the apartment going Lucas? Didn't you burn what little money you had on a burrito? Gosh if I had nothing but shirt on my back and blessed enough to get a place, I'd be loading up on dollar store plates (fuck they work even tho I'm not poor) etc. More proof, while Lucas some how seems to land on his beetus laiden feet etc, he's just not able to live alone, he can't manage something as simple as getting a knife and fork, let alone nicer things like... a kettle etc. He can't live alone. He failed as a leeching roommate. WA might want to give us great milk and some how give him/us a place to laugh and fail at. I still doubt he will leave Mallon... till his idiot ass walks out since it's warm and totally won't get cold later!

His abolish gov idea is based and red pilled, Lucas will then step foot into Bassomatics ancapistan land, and caught in a bear trap and since no police, no one will save him as we use his 400+ lbs as feed for my fighting pitbulls... dude, it's ok, first it's private property and second I call em pokemon so kids can watch dog fights and I charge em entire weeks allowance. DMXchu I choose you!

Honestly, aside Lucas being a leech and all when it comes to gov shit, I'm not trying to be funny or edgy he's ONLY alive because he's protected we'd go to jail for clapping him. Lucas Colby Werner is a dangerous pedophile, as someone who has younger girls in their life as many of us do, had we lived in a cop free land like Lucas wants, anyone with a daughter,niece, sister etc... would just blow his brains out. Because no one would care (myrna might cry post on FB but she won't let him stay or do anything for him) if he died. I know you read here Pukas, sucker of Perva's cock. But the cops are the only reason someone doesn't to Quote Jessi Slaughter, "make you a brain slushie with my glock" I probably botched the quote, but a few nips of Highland 18, that's more than Lucas entire monthly income can do that.
 
No, you don't have women, Lucas. You have a big kettle of catfish.

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No, you don't have women, Lucas. You have a bjg kettle of catfish.

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Fuck I wish he would shut up about Communism and capitalism. He's just mimicking what he thinks zoomers want to hear.
Why does he consistently try to portray himself as being "smart". A smart man doesn't end up in a welfare tier nursing home at 42.
 
Communism literally is a government, do I need to beat Lucas with a fucking copy of Websters? What's funny in a sad (but laugh at Lucas because he's fat and stupid) way is to him, being he's never put in a full days work in his life let alone past 20+ years in the prime of one's career and earnings often everything is handed to him, now at Mallon literally.

Sometimes he really doesn't even see he's putting a show on and or being greedy. While I'm staunch against it, sure Bill Gates wouldn't miss a meal or have his lights turned off if we took half his wealth even. But for the rest of us in the world, we need to scrimp, make choices on what we do, buy, etc. Because there isn't enough. In fact the Western world takes a HUGE share more than the 'avg" person in a global scale. We have a lot. Most humans can't even DREAM of owning "evil" car let alone more than one.

Being all Lucas wants is a child to molest and a full belly. To him half his needs are outside of economic reality, if he wants seconds he goes and gets em. You or I, if we want seconds we might have to cook again, be out of food, or think... if I pig out now I have nothing for lunch. Nothing like leaving a facet running, lights on applies to Lucas he doesn't even see bills.

So while he's being a predator with his Comrade Wern shit, to him because he lives for free and can do what he pleases he really can't see there's a system built to keep that going and most of us don't have that option. (Well with the time I spend here I might catch retard and end up in one of these dumps).

That's how out of touch Lucas is with both the real world but reality it self. Because he can get seconds at his nursing home, his pea brain links that to Sacristy is just not real.

I will not Econ sperg about what the world would look like if one or anything was free/unlimited but again he fancies it like star trek, completely ignoring Gold Pressed Latium. It's like him saying, I watched Jaws, but it would be cool if the movie had a shark. He's also doing something that tends to get a bee in my bonnet of quoting fiction and or pop culture not just allegory but as fact. It's a fucking TV show, it's NOT REAL sure something may be based on real etc but no matter how much you want Lucas Sikso isn't a real guy nor is he going to hand you a warp drive because those aren't fucking real either you sod. If he starts saying Ukraine is like Harry potter because ..... I will burn Mallon to the ground with him inside of it. In Minecraft clearly.

While Lucas is trying to say having women (ie cat fish pretending to be girls) he's well stating something we all know, he's got a fuck ton of porn saved. He's prob the kinda freak who has some gang bang on his phone and he just chills watching it as he waits for the Bus to go buy his Venoms.
 
It's like listening to your bullheaded teen nephew trying to school you every chance he gets. You don't even have the heart to get angry it's so naive and juvenile. Luke really is stunted at around that age and/or he just WILL not let go of the 1990s. And it's no help that he comes from that Pacific Northwest area where that hippie shit never dies.
 
Is that an undercooked personal pizza?

And we're all duly shocked that the human trash compactor liked his garbage food.

Salad like that doesn't even count as a vegetable, it's watery iceberg lettuce, and about a gram of thinly sliced carrots and purple cabbage. It's just an excuse for more fat from 3 cups of house dressing. Sick.
 
Is that an undercooked personal pizza?

And we're all duly shocked that the human trash compactor liked his garbage food.

Salad like that doesn't even count as a vegetable, it's watery iceberg lettuce, and about a gram of thinly sliced carrots and purple cabbage. It's just an excuse for more fat from 3 cups of house dressing. Sick.
That "pizza" looks undercooked as does the bread sticks. But once he has that apartment in June,he will be plenty good. He can get food stamps and go back to making his toaster oven abominations.
 
That picture legit makes my tummy upset. Lucas housed it with no shame and probably 2-3 more plates of it.

What's funny Lucas "claims" both parties hurt us, but only chews out Republicans. he's so see through, even 18 year old girls know better even if "leftist".

Lucas calling himself a good person, is comical clearly why and I don't need to expand on. I'm just at point itchy to see him move and or fail moving because it'll be such reeeeing and or fails.
 
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