Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas doesn't need to work. He gets re-tard bux and subsidized housing. He's plenty good there. But the queefy baes won't give him pussy without a job.View attachment 3509856

Maybe you could stop talking online about trying to "get pussy"?

It's honestly always astonished me how much worse Lucas has made his own life by supplying information that no one would have if he kept his mouth shut. For example, what benefit is there in telling women how long it's been since you've been with a woman? All it does is make it look like no woman wants you, and you're incapable of getting another one. So of course, any rational woman is going to think, if other women don't like him, there must be something wrong with him. And of course in this case, they're correct.

It's like he has to broadcast his inceldom from a loudspeaker 24-7, and he HAS TO refer to women in either disparaging or sexually reductive terms.

He shows the whole world how little he thinks of women, how angry he is at having to put ANY effort into the pursuit of obtaining a romantic partner, and how he thinks the gift of a woman should be presented to him on a silver platter, no strings attached.

He makes himself seem so much worse every time he opens his mouth.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Lucas was originally Catfished to Coeur d'Alene. After all this speculation over how he would be dealt with, it's a real shame he couldn't get his check there and stayed.

bump from 2017....
I thought he'd ended up there too. Weren't there less gubmint gibs there and a higher chance of getting the kicking he so richly deserves? If only....

 

[Trainwreck]

I wonder when Myrna and Larry are going to let Lucas know they sold their house in AZ and are moving permanently to Mexico?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

But, Lucas got kicked out of the last places he lived because the drug dealing bums there were having orgies and not sharing the women. Even his ""friends"" wouldn't share the women.

Lucas, a job itself won't help you. Your situation requires scorched earth methods. Location change, name change and a massive overhaul of your looks including actually losing 200 lbs.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder when Myrna and Larry are going to let Lucas know they sold their house in AZ and are moving permanently to Mexico?

Tell us more, Trainwreck! This is big big news. Lolcow Lucas would tell the baby zooms how he would use his welfare to fly them to Arizona to swim in the condo pool. How awesome would that be? Old flatbilled Gen Z men couldn't do that.

I used to feel sorry for Myrna but I really do think she has helped create the cow that we all know. She left him for society to deal with and take care of. Now she is gonna fuck off to Mexico to live some basic boomer retirement. Leaving her bovine son in assisted living housing that is paid for by the taxpayers! How dare her!

How did you find all this out?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Tell us more, Trainwreck! This is big big news. Lolcow Lucas would tell the baby zooms how he would use his welfare to fly them to Arizona to swim in the condo pool. How awesome would that be? Old flatbilled Gen Z men couldn't do that.

I used to feel sorry for Myrna but I really do think she has helped create the cow that we all know. She left him for society to deal with and take care of. Now she is gonna fuck off to Mexico to live some basic boomer retirement. Leaving her bovine son in assisted living housing that is paid for by the taxpayers! How dare her!

How did you find all this out?

Myrna Grigsby on Facebook, if you enjoy boomer retirement bragging and leftist memes, and a really ugly creepy old woman.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I wonder if Myrna did this to make sure Lucas doesn't show up on her front doorstep one day?
You need a passport to go to Mexico, right?

 

[WonderWino]

Myrna Grigsby on Facebook, if you enjoy boomer retirement bragging and leftist memes, and a really ugly creepy old woman.

But....but....lucas insists shes a smart, pretty, interesting woman

I wonder if Myrna did this to make sure Lucas doesn't show up on her front doorstep one day?

That would be a fitting end to wernology - to have lucas wander off into the desert trying to cross the border into mexico illegally to find the promised land of his mothers vacation condo, foretold to be filled with $70 steaks, cases of corona and burritos as far as the eye can see......he wanders the desert for weeks living off his fat reserves and drinking his own piss, only to arrive at myrnas door sand blasted, in a form of shriveled obesity and sunburned from head to toe

.....Then again he'd likely pull a lloyd from dumb and dumber....somehow manage to survive the journey but end up an insane gringo hobo in some mexican shithole town being thrown scraps for the amusement of the locals until he creeps on some cartel members zoomer daughter and gets chopped up like a pig and turned into a burrito himself, all because he got there and realized he had no idea where myrna actually lives, doesn't speak the language and that she smartly made sure she wasn't listed in the phonebook. That shit would never cross lucas's mind for a second before going on a trip like that. I mean just look at how he 'planned' for his LA adventure. It never even occurred to him to have any plan for when he got there

Though can you imagine the absolute horror that would be seen on myrnas face if she went to the market one day and noticed a tattered, sunburned incoherent lucas laying in the street babbling like a lunatic from the heat while getting scraps of food tossed at him by children? You just know she'd gtfo of there and not say a fucking word about him, and probably be scared shitless that he somehow managed to follow her there looking to live with her

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I wonder if Myrna did this to make sure Lucas doesn't show up on her front doorstep one day?
You need a passport to go to Mexico, right?

I think you give her too much credit. She's nuts and is probably in a manic episode right now herself.

Mexican Lucas would be one spicy novela I must admit.

 

[WonderWino]

Mexican Lucas would be one spicy novela I must admit.

no es braino - the story of the pedo pendejo. all thats missing is lucas with a mexican pedo stash and ratty old sombraro and a mariachi band that starts playing every time lucas says or does something stupid in place of a laugh track.....like having lucas eating a can of refried beans while sitting in the street with a stick....and maybe an episode where lucas tries to become one of those mexican wrestlers to impress the zoomer puta poon and ends up winding up on the wrong end of a donkey show

It would be the mexican telenovel of the year

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

no es braino - the story of the pedo pendejo. all thats missing is lucas with a mexican pedo stash and ratty old sombraro and a mariachi band that starts playing every time lucas says or does something stupid in place of a laugh track.....like having lucas eating a can of refried beans while sitting in the street with a stick....and maybe an episode where lucas tries to become one of those mexican wrestlers to impress the zoomer puta poon and ends up winding up on the wrong end of a donkey show

It would be the mexican telenovel of the year

El Werno, luchadore puta pedophilo!

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Yesterday (the other day?) he couldn't get a girlfriend because he's fat and women are shallow (and he won't date fat women and doesn't see the irony in that). Today he can't get a girlfriend because women are materialistic and greedy. It's all women's fault, not his. It has nothing to do with his shitty personality, shitty attitude, anger issues, violent nature, lack of charisma, poorly treated mental illnesses, etc.

Also, it probably never crosses his mind that some women actually make more than their spouses and we aren't with our husbands or boyfriends for money. Personally, I like my husband for who is he. I don't know if there is a person alive (including the members of his own family) who likes Lucas for who is he. Lucas isn't likable. He isn't a good son, friend, or partner. He will never see this though because in his mind he's great and it's women's (and the men who date/marry them) fault that he can't get a girlfriend.

 

[Bassomatic]

Im so amped the mooing started . 100% mooing starts, it grows faster than Lucas waist line and then he's homeless off meds and giving us kino content of the Spokane freak yelling at cars about wanting a pre teen rape wife.

 

[WonderWino]

He's gorging himself again

I didn't know what to order so I just ordered the most popular thing on the menu

and fucking lol at paying $30 for that, putting wasabi peas in it and paying extra for soy sauce....and comparing it to sushi

and he keeps calling the eel unagi trying to sound smart, despite the fact its a fucking hawaiian dish. Fucking idiot

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's gorging himself again

I didn't know what to order so I just ordered the most popular thing on the menu

and fucking lol at paying $30 for that, putting wasabi peas in it and paying extra for soy sauce....and comparing it to sushi

and he keeps calling the eel unagi trying to sound smart, despite the fact its a fucking hawaiian dish. Fucking idiot

"Slapped".

Lucas stays hip to the lingo

 

[TurdFondler]

His tremors are still there and just as bad as ever. I don't remember him shaking that much during the homeless shelter toaster era.

 

[WonderWino]

"Slapped".

Lucas stays hip to the lingo

Best part is its a term way older than the zoomers he tries to creep on so it'll just make him look like a more out of touch weirdo than he already does

and like @TurdFondler said he's shaking quite a bit in that video. The meds are definitely having an effect on him. Funny how one of the excuses he used the last time he tried to cold turkey his meds was he was shaking from them and was afraid it would have a serious effect on his health when he got older

 

[Jeep1971]

What lies is capitalism telling, Lucas? Huh? Tell us, you cow!


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"Slapped".

Lucas stays hip to the lingo

Lucas tries so hard to fit into a niche. He uses the vernacular of various generations and hopes one will stick. He has no friends for reference so I'm guessing he gets what he knows from the internet and tv.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I've been thinking something about Lucas's food videos. So, when he was at Mallon, even though he wasn't filming himself that much, he would still film his meals. And now, he never shows his face to the camera, but he'll still bother to drag the camera out if he's cooking spaghetti, or snorting up a bowl of overpriced food like today.

I find it hard to believe that Lucas is making these videos for anyone other than himself, so I wonder: do you think Lucas re-watches his food videos to re-enjoy the thrill of eating, the way a man will film the sex he has to later watch and re-experience arousal?

The reason I suggest this is because Lucas takes great pleasure in going over the details of meals of the past. People have even noticed him doing something very strange, which is talking about food he's eaten in the past WHILE he's eating different food in the present. There's a video of him at a restaurant eating a pizza, talking about how delicious steak he ate months ago was with pizza in his mouth at the very moment, and he's done this many times.

I think Lucas uses his food videos as a sort of sensory trigger, like porn, to stimulate the only aspect of his life that gives him any pleasure. This is why the camera is always pointed straight at the food, and why the videos don't seem to be made for anyone other than himself. When you think about it, it doesn't really sound that strange. Lucas doesn't care what anybody thinks about his gorging, and at this point he knows he's a morbidly obese balloon full of dog shit, but still, food is the only thing that gives him pleasure.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I've been thinking something about Lucas's food videos. So, when he was at Mallon, even though he wasn't filming himself that much, he would still film his meals. And now, he never shows his face to the camera, but he'll still bother to drag the camera out if he's cooking spaghetti, or snorting up a bowl of overpriced food like today.

I find it hard to believe that Lucas is making these videos for anyone other than himself, so I wonder: do you think Lucas re-watches his food videos to re-enjoy the thrill of eating, the way a man will film the sex he has to later watch and re-experience arousal?

The reason I suggest this is because Lucas takes great pleasure in going over the details of meals of the past. People have even noticed him doing something very strange, which is talking about food he's eaten in the past WHILE he's eating different food in the present. There's a video of him at a restaurant eating a pizza, talking about how delicious steak he ate months ago was, and he's done this many times.

I think Lucas uses his food videos as a sort of sensory trigger, like porn, to stimulate the only aspect of his life that gives him any pleasure. This is why the camera is always pointed straight at the food, and why the videos don't seem to be made for anyone other than himself. When you think about it, it doesn't really sound that strange. Lucas doesn't care what anybody thinks about his gorging, and at this point he knows he's a morbidly obese balloon full of dog shit, but still, food is the only thing that gives him pleasure.

if this is the case, then my god is this sad