Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Ok, from what I can tell, the meeting was supposed to happen yesterday, at least Lucas thought so. He screencapped and post their Messenger convo to his Facebook, and that annoyed Joy. Also, his ticket was one-way, so he apparently thinks he's going to stick around for a while. Nothing has been posted today, so draw your own conclusions. Also, I've posted an archive of his Facebook. Read the thing about cockblocking. Does that sound like something didn't go according to plan? I checked her Facebook, and there's no activity today either, so I hope she's just laying low, and Lucas isn't holding her hostage in some ratty hotel room.

EDIT: I'm getting the sick feeling this is an attempt at catfishing that's going to backfire horribly on her.

http://archive.is/PIGqw
 
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This is quite obviously the fake profile of someone created by the group of people who regularly fuck around with him, no one is in any danger. Our insider has already said he gets catfished once every month and that he was 'introduced,' to this person online by one of those very catfish.

Sending him all around the country in search of teenage China is pretty funny to be fair though, I know it's weening a little but Lucas has made it clear he's not a very nice person anyway, he deserves it.
 
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Karen Riley said:
This is quite obviously the fake profile of someone created by the group of people who regularly fuck around with him, no one is in any danger. Our insider has already said he gets catfished once every month and that he was 'introduced,' to this person online by one of those very catfish.

Sending him all around the country in search of teenage China is pretty funny to be fair though, I know it's weening a little but Lucas has made it clear he's not a very nice person anyway, he deserves it.
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So he's wandering around some bumfuck town in Idaho looking for someone who doesn't actually exist? That's great. I hope the town leaders can scrape together the cash to buy a bus ticket to ship Lucas back to Olympia. Nobody deserves to have Lucas wandering around their town, harassing the locals.
 
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Karen Riley said:
This is quite obviously the fake profile of someone created by the group of people who regularly fuck around with him, no one is in any danger. Our insider has already said he gets catfished once every month and that he was 'introduced,' to this person online by one of those very catfish.

Sending him all around the country in search of teenage China is pretty funny to be fair though, I know it's weening a little but Lucas has made it clear he's not a very nice person anyway, he deserves it.
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Just to double down on this, oldest profile activity is from late february this year, also the friend list is small and full of people across the globe. He got catfished again.


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Oh, he has a YouTube channel.
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA
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Thank you, too bad all the videos are 2 years old. Apparently the Onision grooming strategy wasn't working with his SCIENCE CHANNEL :lol: so he called it quits.:c

He is using this shirt in several videos, could this be the infamous shirt he designed?


EDIT: I got into one of the groups where he hunts for millenials, lots of funny shit but this video is a must watch:
The full chimpout was posted by @QueenSupremeBurrito earlier on the thread and i can't find it on youtube.
 
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I think it's hilarious they actually got him to spend money on being catfished this time. Normally, I'd object to making someone on limited income waste their money, but like @Karen Riley said, he's not a nice person. He took advantage of the people who took him in, and he's such an utter sleazebag that I'm glad a group has sprung up for the sole purpose of fucking with him. He deserves all the shit that comes his way. I wonder if this time, since he actually bought a ticket and traveled 400 miles away, that he might wise up and stop falling for catfishing attempts online. Being stranded in a strange town might be the metaphorical slap across the face to make him reevaluate his goals and tactics. Unlikely, but who knows? I'm glad it was pointed out that this is just another trolling scheme, I was getting worried.
I'm dying to know what's going on with Lucas right now.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I think it's hilarious they actually got him to spend money on being catfished this time. Normally, I'd object to making someone on limited income waste their money, but like @Karen Riley said, he's not a nice person. He took advantage of the people who took him in, and he's such an utter sleazebag that I'm glad a group has sprung up for the sole purpose of fucking with him. He deserves all the shit that comes his way. I wonder if this time, since he actually bought a ticket and traveled 400 miles away, that he might wise up and stop falling for catfishing attempts online. Being stranded in a strange town might be the metaphorical slap across the face to make him reevaluate his goals and tactics. Unlikely, but who knows? I'm glad it was pointed out that this is just another trolling scheme, I was getting worried.
I'm dying to know what's going on with Lucas right now.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he did something super creepy enough on the bus to warrant him being escorted off of it
 
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I doubt it, @DrJonesHat. He just told me Rachel Hennessey is real. I'm fucking with him. He's really mad but I have leverage (Joy), let's see how this goes. Will screencap after it's all said and done. (Yes, I am probably a horrible person for messing with someone so severely mentally ill. It's fine, we don't talk about that part.)
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
I doubt it, @DrJonesHat. He just told me Rachel Hennessey is real. I'm fucking with him. He's really mad but I have leverage (Joy), let's see how this goes. Will screencap after it's all said and done. (Yes, I am probably a horrible person for messing with someone so severely mentally ill. It's fine, we don't talk about that part.)
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That's okay, he's a thirsty creep with strong pedo-vibes. He has it coming.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
I doubt it, @DrJonesHat. He just told me Rachel Hennessey is real. I'm fucking with him. He's really mad but I have leverage (Joy), let's see how this goes. Will screencap after it's all said and done. (Yes, I am probably a horrible person for messing with someone so severely mentally ill. It's fine, we don't talk about that part.)
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When the target in question is a potential serial rapist with an overwhelming sense of entitlement and severe boundary issues, I think whatever grief you send his way is justified. I look forward to reading the fruits of your labors when you've completed your plan.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
I doubt it, @DrJonesHat. He just told me Rachel Hennessey is real. I'm fucking with him. He's really mad but I have leverage (Joy), let's see how this goes. Will screencap after it's all said and done. (Yes, I am probably a horrible person for messing with someone so severely mentally ill. It's fine, we don't talk about that part.)
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So long as it's hilarious it's k. He really is a subhuman cockroach so even mediocrity is cool. Fucking it up isn't though and you become a horrible monster.
 
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