Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Qi Meng Dealer said:
So... still dealing with MRSA or just out of options on where to crash?
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I have no clue where he is. Probably wandering around Spokane ogling at 13-year-olds. He posted on his main FB page about a week ago that he has a "potential" living space. Even posted photos of the dump. He also mentioned getting a place with Section 8, which he has yet to apply for.

As for the MRSA, he hasn't said anything about it since leaving the hospital. Before leaving there, he said he was feeling better, but no one is sure if he's 100 percent healed or not.
 
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saltwatertaffy said:
no one is sure if he's 100 percent healed or not.
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Depends on whether or not he caught MRSA from the hospital; if he did, I think they have to quarantine him, but if not, he can go "home" after a course of antibiotics as long as he promises to keep his boils covered and to minimize skin contact.
Funnily enough (or not) people under the age of 25 are most susceptible to CA-MRSA, so if that's what he has then that's just one more reason for millennials to stay the hell away from him.
 
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Since @QueenBurritoSupreme vanished into the ether, I guess we'll never know what happened with the catfish that lured Lucas to the Spokane area in the first place. I think it's interesting that Lucas has stuck around Spokane rather than getting back on a bus to Olympia. Maybe he decided he'd have better luck out there or maybe he finally ran afoul of the law in Olympia, and is not welcome back there.
 
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saltwatertaffy said:
I have no clue where he is. Probably wandering around Spokane ogling at 13-year-olds. He posted on his main FB page about a week ago that he has a "potential" living space. Even posted photos of the dump. He also mentioned getting a place with Section 8, which he has yet to apply for.

As for the MRSA, he hasn't said anything about it since leaving the hospital. Before leaving there, he said he was feeling better, but no one is sure if he's 100 percent healed or not.
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Section 8 housing has a waiting list that stretches into multiple YEARS. I doubt Wern is going to get someplace to live through Section 8. Maybe he's started the application process, but he'll need to find somewhere else in the interim.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Since @QueenBurritoSupreme vanished into the ether, I guess we'll never know what happened with the catfish that lured Lucas to the Spokane area in the first place. I think it's interesting that Lucas has stuck around Spokane rather than getting back on a bus to Olympia. Maybe he decided he'd have better luck out there or maybe he finally ran afoul of the law in Olympia, and is not welcome back there.
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Yeah, between the Willow thing and the Daniel thing, he's probably thinking it's best to stay away from Olympia for a while.

There's nary a peep about "Joy" (Catfish #2), but one of his FB profiles still states that he's "In a Relationship"; and the thread on that profile about that "relationship" with her is still up -- on Public view, no less. He kept "Lila" (Catfish #1) as a FB friend forever, hoping like crazy that she'd eventually materialize, throw herself at him, and have endless hot sex with him. I wonder how long he'll keep "Joy" around with those same hopes.

It's only a matter of time before he posts about "Joy" on his main FB page and informs us how bad she slighted him. But for now, it's just Bernie, Bernie, Bernie with him. I would try to do what QueenBurritoSupreme did -- get close to him on FB so that he'd confide in me -- but he creeps me out way too fucking much.
 
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Yeah, between the Willow thing and the Daniel thing, he's probably thinking it's best to stay away from Olympia for a while.

There's nary a peep about "Joy" (Catfish #2), but one of his FB profiles still states that he's "In a Relationship"; and the thread on that profile about that "relationship" with her is still up -- on Public view, no less. He kept "Lila" (Catfish #1) as a FB friend forever, hoping like crazy that she'd eventually materialize, throw herself at him, and have endless hot sex with him. I wonder how long he'll keep "Joy" around with those same hopes.

It's only a matter of time before he posts about "Joy" on his main FB page and informs us how bad she slighted him. But for now, it's just Bernie, Bernie, Bernie with him. I would try to do what QueenBurritoSupreme did -- get close to him on FB so that he'd confide in me -- but he creeps me out way too fucking much.
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Best to leave him alone. He's got nothing but free time, and a terrible temper, so if he figures out he's being played yet again, he might devote his energies to exacting revenge.
 
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saltwatertaffy said:
Yeah, between the Willow thing and the Daniel thing, he's probably thinking it's best to stay away from Olympia for a while.

There's nary a peep about "Joy" (Catfish #2), but one of his FB profiles still states that he's "In a Relationship"; and the thread on that profile about that "relationship" with her is still up -- on Public view, no less. He kept "Lila" (Catfish #1) as a FB friend forever, hoping like crazy that she'd eventually materialize, throw herself at him, and have endless hot sex with him. I wonder how long he'll keep "Joy" around with those same hopes.

It's only a matter of time before he posts about "Joy" on his main FB page and informs us how bad she slighted him. But for now, it's just Bernie, Bernie, Bernie with him. I would try to do what QueenBurritoSupreme did -- get close to him on FB so that he'd confide in me -- but he creeps me out way too fucking much.
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Maybe we should change the thread title to update with his current location.
 
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Super Collie said:
Section 8 housing has a waiting list that stretches into multiple YEARS. I doubt Wern is going to get someplace to live through Section 8. Maybe he's started the application process, but he'll need to find somewhere else in the interim.
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My understanding is section 8 has a priority system. Single parents with kids and the elderly are at the top, followed by disabled people. Able bodied, single people are basically never going to qualify for Section 8.
 
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My understanding is section 8 has a priority system. Single parents with kids and the elderly are at the top, followed by disabled people. Able bodied, single people are basically never going to qualify for Section 8.
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If it's anything like Soviet Canuckistan, this is accurate.
 
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I didn't see this particular Werm status update posted here yet. My apologies if anyone else has already posted it.

bp called it on himself - Copy.jpg
 
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