Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
I wonder what lucas does or gives him that he's willing to put up with going out of his way to go play his 'games' for hours at a time
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Jamie reminds me of Karl in the opening scene of Sling Blade. Lucas reminds me of the fat guy who dragged the chair across the room and talked at Karl about the hookers he murdered.
 
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Telo Miriam said:
Lucas is starting to explain the rules to his new game. He also posted them as a public post on his cover photo if anyone wants to grab the archive of that.
Why aren’t the tractors making fields? Why is everyone fighting over houses? I thought scarcity was caused by ebil capitalists or something.
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I wonder if he made Jamie eat some of this bullshit
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Edit: just noticed he changed his pfp twice last night
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Lucas sure likes ripping other peoples shit off to try to profit by it. 'The little tractor that could' is definitely close enough to the little engine that could to get his ass sued and get a restraining order against any further sales over copyright violations if the rights holder of that made an issue about it. The best part is its blatantly obvious that he ripped it off.

Also fucking lol at north and south totally united peacefully and absolutely willingly voted to become one country. Has he forgotten the vietnam war and the fact the north forcibly annexed the south? Whats next? Is he going to claim eastern europe was all pro communist and stalin totally didn't force them to install puppet communist regimes that totally didn't overthrow them and execute the leaders the first chance they got?

mothman96 said:
I looks to be Jaime is mentally slow which makes him not know any better and goes along with what the Creeper wants of him.
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Figures that lucas would take advantage of slow in the minds who are too stupid to know he's a nutter. Perhaps SCC should have pulled a chrischan and had him come to school on the short bus when he was enrolled

I wonder if lucas will try to get the current roommate permanently kicked out so he can manipulate jamie into becoming his roommate so he can strongarm him into letting the wern rule the apartment. Seems like a very wern thing to do. Until it inevitably backfires on him
 
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WonderWino said:
I wonder if lucas will try to get the current roommate permanently kicked out so he can manipulate jamie into becoming his roommate so he can strongarm him into letting the wern rule the apartment. Seems like a very wern thing to do. Until it inevitably backfires on him
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Jamie was already at Mallon place when the Creeper was placed there by the mental hospital. I think Jamie is a permanent resident at Mallon and management will not move him to be the Creeper's roommate.
 
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Here's two 911 calls that Lucas has made this month and one related audio. It has his address and phone number too.

The dispatacher in 2220223898.wav sounds cute.

Also lol @ 2220224389_2.wav "I've already dealt with him yesterday for the same nonsense"

Edit: They put ol Lukey boy right next to a school zone! https://goo.gl/maps/wVSdhvxcyEZLLdTL6
 

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ThomasAudley said:
Here's two 911 calls that Lucas has made this month and one related audio. It has his address and phone number too.

The dispatacher in 2220223898.wav sounds cute.

Also lol @ 2220224389_2.wav "I've already dealt with him yesterday for the same nonsense"

Edit: They put ol Lukey boy right next to a school zone! https://goo.gl/maps/wVSdhvxcyEZLLdTL6
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So the problem is he's talking and talking and talking and has been talking for days then? Why am I not surprised

and fucking lol at his developing a medical condition where i've had a headache for the last three months either thats from him being pissed off and not being able to do anything about it (as he has complained about several times when he he experiences anything negative) or the kidneys/beetus are causing it, which wouldn't surprise me either, given his blood pressure is probably sky high. Considering he point out the health clinic called him to say something is 'going on' with him i'd say its kidney related. Funny how he hasn't mentioned any of whatever happened on monday with that

and what is this about the roommate ranting like a loon about ghosts? Lucas claimed it was screaming about trump and republican stuff. Figures lucas would lie about it and twist that around to try to convince people it was republican related

I bet lucas never considered the calls would end up publicly available or that we'd end up with a recording of them. He's not going to be happy about that, especially considering he's been caught in several lies and the fact he inadvertently doxed his phone number, exact address and roommates full name

and it figures he essentially got low key told to fuck off by the cops for wasting their time via the dispatcher and was clearly explicitly given other options to deal with the situation. It didn't even sound like he realized he was being told to stop wasting their time and handle it the way he was told to the previous day. Hell the cops didn't even get involved like he claimed they did

All of this sure goes against the picture he tried to paint for everybody with his posts about it and how he totally got his roommate kicked out....which brings up a good question - since the cops didn't get involved and theres no additional calls to them, what exactly did he do to get the guy removed? Mental health services? Did something else happen after these calls to escalate the situation? Did he even get removed at all or is this just lucas lying his ass off?

mothman96 said:
Jamie was already at Mallon place when the Creeper was placed there by the mental hospital. I think Jamie is a permanent resident at Mallon and management will not move him to be the Creeper's roommate.
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Indeed. What I mean is he still had to go out of his way to visit lucas, and that aside theres no guarantee lucas knows that and wouldn't try to pull something like that and try to talk him into going along with it
 
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I'm surprised to learn that residents of Mallon's apartment facilities are actually able to go off their meds by their own choice, but this is Lucas's narrative talking about a "Trumper" so I'll take that with a grain of salt. It's interesting to listen to Lucas talk about another paranoid schizo to the police and on his FB posts. I wonder if he's even slightly able to see the comparisons between himself and this guy when he himself is off his meds, but I sincerely doubt it. Even medicated Lucas seems to see himself above fellow schizos and the mentally ill. Being on his meds now seems to be a virtue. His posts about Kanye are a good point of reference for this.
 
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I'm surprised to learn that residents of Mallon's apartment facilities are actually able to go off their meds by their own choice, but this is Lucas's narrative talking about a "Trumper" so I'll take that with a grain of salt. It's interesting to listen to Lucas talk about another paranoid schizo to the police and on his FB posts. I wonder if he's even slightly able to see the comparisons between himself and this guy when he himself is off his meds, but I sincerely doubt it. Even medicated Lucas seems to see himself above fellow schizos and the mentally ill. Being on his meds now seems to be a virtue. His posts about Kanye are a good point of reference for this.
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On that note, its interesting how lucas described the roommate as being a paranoid schizophrenic, then saying he might be bipolar or bipolar schizoaffective. Funny how he described the roommate exactly the same way as he describes himself

You have to wonder how the previous days interaction with the cops went. I wonder if they were aware of lucas's history or had any knowledge of previous runins with him. The response from the dispatcher didn't seem like they were too impressed with lucas calling them the second time at all
 
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WonderWino said:
On that note, its interesting how lucas described the roommate as being a paranoid schizophrenic, then saying he might be bipolar or bipolar schizoaffective. Funny how he described the roommate exactly the same way as he describes himself

You have to wonder how the previous days interaction with the cops went. I wonder if they were aware of lucas's history or had any knowledge of previous runins with him. The response from the dispatcher didn't seem like they were too impressed with lucas calling them the second time at all
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I requested body cams for the time period, but Spokane PD probably has more requests than the Spokane emergency communications district or whatever so they may be slower. With his address I'm going to request all PD and FD reports within the past few months when I get around to it, unless someone wants to do the needful first please let me know so I don't burden the city of Spokane with more retard-related BS.
 
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I wonder if Lucas’s kidney function is so reduced that they’re not clearing sodium from his bloodstream and that’s causing his constant headache.

In unrelated news, Lucas wants an energy drink but he only has $1.50 *sigh*
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ThomasAudley said:
Here's two 911 calls that Lucas has made this month and one related audio. It has his address and phone number too.

The dispatacher in 2220223898.wav sounds cute.

Also lol @ 2220224389_2.wav "I've already dealt with him yesterday for the same nonsense"

Edit: They put ol Lukey boy right next to a school zone! https://goo.gl/maps/wVSdhvxcyEZLLdTL6
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Muchas gracias. Listen to him trying to manipulate the 911 operator. "Is he dangerous?" "Uh, I'd be prepared."
I hope this guy goes postal on Lucas on Christmas.
 
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Zaz said:
Muchas gracias. Listen to him trying to manipulate the 911 operator. "Is he dangerous?" "Uh, I'd be prepared."
I hope this guy goes postal on Lucas on Christmas.
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I want to send his roommate a cool board game and snacks for Christmas since we have his full name and address but I doubt it would get there on time.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
I want to send his roommate a cool board game and snacks for Christmas since we have his full name and address but I doubt it would get there on time.
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Hit me with a-logs, but that's perfect. It'll show up late and all, and that will just drive home to the freak that someone gave enough of a shit to send the roommate a nice thoughtful gift, even if it showed up late. Whereas he's trying to sell a gift he received, one of the two gifts he got.
 
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