Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is now calling himself 'Lumiere DeGarde' as a his 'pen name' for designing board games. In other words he knows anybody who sees a known pedo with his history with their name on a game is going to avoid it like the plague

I wonder if he has any other accounts under that name

EDIT: I did a quick google on his 'pen name' and this popped up:


Figures lucas would pick the same name as some obviously gay hair stylist

For somebody who rants about not being gay his track record for implying the opposite is astounding
 
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Lucas is now calling himself 'Lumiere DeGarde' as a his 'pen name' for designing board games. In other words he knows anybody who sees a known pedo with his history with their name on a game is going to avoid it like the plague

I wonder if he has any other accounts under that name
I almost didn't watch the new video because I hate his stupid board game sperging, but the moment I heard "Lumiere DeGarde" I instantly had no regrets at clicking.

Maybe I'm just starved for content, but Lucas giving himself a pretentious French "pen name" (hey Luke, the word you're looking for is "pseudonym"), which translates to "Light for Keeping," is some quality fucking content.
 
I almost didn't watch the new video because I hate his stupid board game sperging, but the moment I heard "Lumiere DeGarde" I instantly had no regrets at clicking.

Maybe I'm just starved for content, but Lucas giving himself a pretentious French "pen name" (hey Luke, the word you're looking for is "pseudonym"), which translates to "Light for Keeping," is some quality fucking content.
Speaking of his pseudonym isn't lumiere the name of the candlestick guy from beauty and the beast as well?

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You could read into that one all kinds of ways
 
Maybe I'm just starved for content, but Lucas giving himself a pretentious French "pen name" (hey Luke, the word you're looking for is "pseudonym"), which translates to "Light for Keeping," is some quality fucking content.
Or if he wants to be all Frenchy why not nom de plume? Missed opportunity (to look like an even bigger fatter retard).
 
I miss the shambling down the road, screaming about bigots and greed at passing cars. Also the crying in the woods in the dead of night about not having a hot zoomer bae. Sperging about capitalism and board games gets lame very fast.
His board game/anticapitalism sperging serve as an excellent reminder that outside of his insane antics he’s an excessively dull individual
 
His board game/anticapitalism sperging serve as an excellent reminder that outside of his insane antics he’s an excessively dull individual
This is 100% accurate. Seriously, when you realize that this bumcel does, literally, NOTHING all day...everyday...it hits you what an insanely boring person he is when he isn't pooping his pants mid-freak out.
 
Would be pretty funny if he tried to sue someone over this.
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Would be pretty funny if he tried to sue someone over this.
He's not smart enough to try that unfortunately. A suitably ironic, if disappointing end would be him slipping like that, hitting his head and dying on the sidewalk. Happens all the time and after the shitshow his life has been it would be an unsurprising end. Though certainly better than he deserves

....Though the idea of him having that fall outside mallon place, then suing them and ending up kicked out over it would be a very wern style ending to his housing

That is of course assuming it even happened. Lucas has a history of 'walking into poles' when he pisses someone off and gets a beat down for it. Remember the black eyes he's had? and flat out making up injuries like he's claiming here, hence the fat albert wannabe who supposedly beat him with a bat and left no injuries and led to lucas trying to file a false police report, getting caught on the cops bodycam doing so and getting talked down to by the cop who clearly knew he was full of shit

Hell this post could be him trying to explain visible injuries inflicted by his roommate over calling the cops on him. Funny how he's been real quiet about how that turned out
 
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He's not smart enough to try that unfortunately. A suitably ironic, if disappointing end would be him slipping like that, hitting his head and dying on the sidewalk. Happens all the time and after the shitshow his life has been it would be an unsurprising end. Though certainly better than he deserves

....Though the idea of him having that fall outside mallon place, then suing them and ending up kicked out over it would be a very wern style ending to his housing

That is of course assuming it even happened. Lucas has a history of 'walking into poles' when he pisses someone off and gets a beat down for it. Remember the black eyes he's had? and flat out making up injuries like he's claiming here, hence the fat albert wannabe who supposedly beat him with a bat and left no injuries and led to lucas trying to file a false police report, getting caught on the cops bodycam doing so and getting talked down to by the cop who clearly knew he was full of shit

Hell this post could be him trying to explain visible injuries inflicted by his roommate over calling the cops on him. Funny how he's been real quiet about how that turned out

Plus, he would have already started posting about how lawyers have started randomly contacting him, about how he has such a rock solid case.
 
Don't think we'll get lolsuit over the mooo cow's slip and fall. It usually is not a landlord's responsibility to clear ice and snow outside of an apartment building. Although, this would be something Lucas would think. That lolsuit would fail real quick. And yeah, Lucas is not smart enough to do any of that on his own.

I wish we had video of him slipping and falling. That would be pure comedy. And then him laying on the ground moooing in pain.
 
AHAHAHAAHA
The fact he thinks heavily photoshopping himself will make people think he isn't a crazy eyed, morbidly obese psycho who screams into his phone while shirtless says alot. Its not like people wouldn't see what he really looks like just by googling his name, watching his videos or meeting him. He's doing literal catfish behavior and one zoomer baes would absolutely call him out for in person
 
Didn't see this posted here:

Via The Lucas Werner Broke Posting/Ebegging page.
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His utter stupidity and raging narcissism are off the charts in those posts. He literally asks why women are around if they don't love him. Thats as narcissistic as it gets and literally implying women have no reason to exist anywhere near him except to love him and be there for his benefit

and of course he tries to twist people calling out his behavior and attitude as the insane trashy, abusive pos that he is by trying to imply 'if you hate me you hate everybody who is mentally ill'

No lucas, people have a problem with YOU not the mentally ill in general. Peoples attitude toward you is your own doing and you know it

and fucking lol at the 'the posts you make upset my energy! I disagree with them!' translation: they make me seethe with anger that you don't agree with me, won't give me what I want or do as I say and it gives me a massive headache and makes me want to go out on the street again and scream at people

Not to mention that picture makes him look like a literal low IQ caveman

and remember this is just the shit he says publicly to everyone and thinks its normal and doesn't make him look like a narcissistic, entitled psycho. Just think what he says to other people when there aren't any witnesses and what he really thinks. If this is the sanitized version he wants others to see then how he really thinks and feels is 20x worse at the very least. Its no wonder that nobody wants anything to do with him. Like I said many times before he's very lucky to be where he is. At best he'd be living in some alley somewhere anywhere else and at worst would have been beaten to death years ago

Lucas should be very grateful he never ran into any richard kuklinksi types. That guy literally killed people like lucas for fun because they pissed him off in some way, doing far less than lucas does. Which brings up another point - lucas doesn't understand why smart people, especially the homeless don't just eat anything he leaves beside them or gives them. You know what kuklinksi used to do? Test new methods of killing people on the homeless, doing things like putting cyanide in sandwiches and then giving them to hobos to see what happened and how long it took to kill them. or randomly shooting them in the head with crossbows to see how well that worked. Nobody knows if lucas is just as mental and would fuck with the food he gives out in some way. There is a good reason why free candy is such a meme and why it should continue to be one and drilled into kids heads when they're young. Because of people like lucas and others who do fuck with people like that
 
His board game/anticapitalism sperging serve as an excellent reminder that outside of his insane antics he’s an excessively dull individual

This is 100% accurate. Seriously, when you realize that this bumcel does, literally, NOTHING all day...everyday...it hits you what an insanely boring person he is when he isn't pooping his pants mid-freak out.

Gotta wholeheartedly agree. This version of Lucas is so unremarkable as to almost not be worth continuing to document. Almost.

If this version of Lucas was the only Lucas known to us, this thread would be in the Prospering Grounds being debated as to whether he was a cow worthy of a thread or not.

It is my feeling that Lucas’s health problems have reoriented his outlook and priorities.

Sure, he still spergs about zoomer baes not wanting to fuck him and the evils of capitalism on FB but I don’t think he has the strength or the will to make a spectacle of himself on the streets of Spokane anymore.

Kind of makes me sad. Feel like this is the end of an era. There was no cow quite as fascinating as the Wern in his prime.

I am still gonna hold out for one final glorious flame out though. Fingers crossed, fellow Wernologists.
 
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