Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Vi0l3t]

Thats a banana? Thats even weirder. I mean who dips bananas in avocado salsa...? It would be mush covered in mush and have a horrifying taste and consistency. The more I see shit like this the more convinced I am that he's legit autistic. Food like this absolutely screams it

Also the salsa's expiration date is january 5 2023 - two fucking weeks ago

I'm not sure if it was recent they are someone elses SS but if it is then yeah hes eating OLD avocado salsa.

 

[Da Dude123]

Thats a banana? Thats even weirder. I mean who dips bananas in avocado salsa...? It would be mush covered in mush and have a horrifying taste and consistency. The more I see shit like this the more convinced I am that he's legit autistic. Food like this absolutely screams it

Also the salsa's expiration date is january 5 2023 - two fucking weeks ago

The salsa is still plenty good. Really two weeks on something like that is likely okay. He most likely got that from a food bank, since it had a recent expiration.

Pulled this from the Lucas Werner broke posting page. The cow claims people say he doesn't look 43. Lol, sure. He looks about 53 at least.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The salsa is still plenty good. Really two weeks on something like that is likely okay. He most likely got that from a food bank, since it had a recent expiration.

Pulled this from the Lucas Werner broke posting page. The cow claims people say he doesn't look 43. Lol, sure. He looks about 53 at least.

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Maybe for regular salsa but with avocado?

Lol that bald spot. Would be better if hed just shave.

 

[WonderWino]

The salsa is still plenty good. Really two weeks on something like that is likely okay. He most likely got that from a food bank, since it had a recent expiration.

Pulled this from the Lucas Werner broke posting page. The cow claims people say he doesn't look 43. Lol, sure. He looks about 53 at least.

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I'm not sure he can even legitimately call that a combover anymore. It looks like he's starting to form some kind of medieval monk tonsure. Of course he'll say thats related to strong DNA and is a sign of virility as he always does. After all his telomere tonsure made him the talk of all the ladies at scc i'm sure

The fact he'd even take a picture of his head like that at all says alot about how stupid he is. He wouldn't do it if he didn't think it was attractive. If he puts that on a dating profile the women will damn near puke when his profile picture pops up. and of course he has his earbuds in to block the voices on the wind from telling him what to do. Perhaps they were telling him how bad that picture looks and he was trying to shut them up about it. He should either shave his head or commit to the inevitable and call himself baldylocks. At this rate it'll just be a hideous tonsure, giant bald spot and long greasy rat tail hanging off the back of his head

Perhaps he could cosplay general chang at that point and try to hit on the ladies at the conventions. He'd get his ass pepper sprayed and tasered by pokimane and momokun the first day

 

[Vi0l3t]

Maybe we will get our wish

 

[WonderWino]

Maybe we will get our wish
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If he does that should be interesting. Perhaps he should have the words zoomer bae shaved into the sides of his head like an 80s hoodrat while he's at it

If some woman told him it would make him look virile, strong, confident and powerful like jeff bezos to shave his head he'd definitely do it

 

[Da Dude123]

If he does that should be interesting. Perhaps he should have the words zoomer bae shaved into the sides of his head like an 80s hoodrat while he's at it

If some woman told him it would make him look virile, strong, confident and powerful like jeff bezos to shave his head he'd definitely do it.

Not sure if Lucas would look worse with a shaved head or with the balding thing he has going on. Honestly, in my opinion, most white guys don't pull of a shaved head look well. Lucas would look ridiculous with a shaved head, but he already looks ridiculous now. I bet he doesn't end up shaving his head.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Not sure if Lucas would look worse with a shaved head or with the balding thing he has going on. Honestly, in my opinion, most white guys don't pull of a shaved head look well. Lucas would look ridiculous with a shaved head, but he already looks ridiculous now. I bet he doesn't end up shaving his head.

Well at least he can rest assured, whether he shaves it or keeps combing it over, he is still never getting any teen puss puss.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The "meals" he posts always look like the inside of a trash can in a cafeteria. Just a bunch of sloppy mismatched food items that have no business ever being together on the same plate.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I think its banana with green onion and avocado salsa, no idea wtf he was doing with it together though,

What is the...thing on the left side of the banana?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I can't believe the mad lad just took a bunch of green onion and ate them one by one raw and dipped in expired salsa. Don't get me wrong, I love chopped raw green onion as a garnish as much as the next person, but a whole bunch? I can't imagine the heartburn he got after that one.

 

[unexpected onions]

Also the salsa's expiration date is january 5 2023 - two fucking weeks ago

It's fine, it just has longer telomeres now.

 

[Blasterisk]

It's fine, it just has longer telomeres now.

Are tellommerays round and green or white and fuzzy? Sometimes they get big enough that I can see them.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Not sure if Lucas would look worse with a shaved head or with the balding thing he has going on. Honestly, in my opinion, most white guys don't pull of a shaved head look well. Lucas would look ridiculous with a shaved head, but he already looks ridiculous now. I bet he doesn't end up shaving his head.

Every haircuts will always worsen the ugly creep. Long or bald, he will never look nice at all. While there are some white dudes that has a very well-pulled out shaved hair or bald hair, most would never have a good-looking shaved haircut. Lucas is not even one of them. The worse Lucas decides something about doing his hair to attract teenage chicks, the more ridiculously unattractive he gets. No chicks would ever date him, even middle-aged women as well.

 

[WonderWino]

Not sure if Lucas would look worse with a shaved head or with the balding thing he has going on. Honestly, in my opinion, most white guys don't pull of a shaved head look well. Lucas would look ridiculous with a shaved head, but he already looks ridiculous now. I bet he doesn't end up shaving his head.

How lucas would look with a shaved head:

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

How lucas would look with a shaved head:
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This is an insult to Fester Addams and I will not let this slide. Fester's a functioning member of society in his own way, while Lucas is not.

 

[WonderWino]

This is an insult to Fester Addams and I will not let this slide. Fester's a functioning member of society in his own way, while Lucas is not.

True though there is something eerily wern like about his body language and general weirdness in this clip

I can see some weird version of that going on during parties at king roys royal court during lucas's boyhood days as prince of the elk kingdom

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

A real man.... an enlightened man shouldn't spend his youth striving to better himself in an effort to provide for him and his family in the future. An enlightened man should rely on government handouts and slowly exhaust the charity and squander the goodwill of the family that feels obligated to help him.

A enlightened man doesn't labor to provide the roof over his family's head or to put food in their bellies. Instead, he lives off the labor of others. Financial Security and the ability to weather a economic setback are not virtues but instead a symptom of the greed that rots at lesser men's souls.

Being selective in whom you decide to build a life with, by dating, is not common sense. Women are merely holes into which you place your penis and they are interchangeable. Propose to a generation and take the first that is available... one isn't better a better match than the other and believing otherwise is just embracing the greed rots at the core of a lesser man.

Cars are the ultimate symbol of greed. When a greedy man... a lesser man... an oligarch if you will... awakens early in the morning to go to work so he can oppress his subordinates, he does so in an enclosed capsule, where he can control the temperature and listen to the music he wants to enjoy. He gets to work in 30 minutes... instead of the two hours it would take on the bus. Not once does he smell stale urine or have to listen to the enlightened loudly and aggressively proselytize the truth about telomerase. When the entitled mother picks her daughter up from High School, in her gas guzzling SUV, instead of letting walk home. She denies her daughter the ability to see the signs erected by the enlightened near that school that detail, with irrefutable evidence, the fact that they should forego the corrupt and bourgeoise 'innocent' relationships with children their own age and instead mate with the enlightened men their father's age.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

True though there is something eerily wern like about his body language and general weirdness in this clip

I can see some weird version of that going on during parties at king roys royal court during lucas's boyhood days as prince of the elk kingdom

Hey now, Uncle Fester is 100 times more of a lovable, compassionate, considerate partner than the Wern could ever hope to be. Don't do my man Fester dirty by comparing him to the Elk King.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

A real man.... an enlightened man shouldn't spend his youth striving to better himself in an effort to provide for him and his family in the future. An enlightened man should rely on government handouts and slowly exhaust the charity and squander the goodwill of the family that feels obligated to help him.

A enlightened man doesn't labor to provide the roof over his family's head or to put food in their bellies. Instead, he lives off the labor of others. Financial Security and the ability to weather a economic setback are not virtues but instead a symptom of the greed that rots at lesser men's souls.

Being selective in whom you decide to build a life with, by dating, is not common sense. Women are merely holes into which you place your penis and they are interchangeable. Propose to a generation and take the first that is available... one isn't better a better match than the other and believing otherwise is just embracing the greed rots at the core of a lesser man.

Cars are the ultimate symbol of greed. When a greedy man... a lesser man... an oligarch if you will... awakens early in the morning to go to work so he can oppress his subordinates, he does so in an enclosed capsule, where he can control the temperature and listen to the music he wants to enjoy. He gets to work in 30 minutes... instead of the two hours it would take on the bus. Not once does he smell stale urine or have to listen to the enlightened loudly and aggressively proselytize the truth about telomerase. When the entitled mother picks her daughter up from High School, in her gas guzzling SUV, instead of letting walk home. She denies her daughter the ability to see the signs erected by the enlightened near that school that detail, with irrefutable evidence, the fact that they should forego the corrupt and bourgeoise 'innocent' relationships with children their own age and instead mate with the enlightened men their father's age.

Sometimes I feel like Lucas is talking to himself on some of his posts like "you can't fill the hole inside you with money, girls, and cars"