Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
He is. The word you're looking for is projection. He does it constantly and utterly denies it when called out for it, no matter how obvious it is
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It's not just that it's a self brag, like if he had more he'd still be better. Many of us own cars and we either love them and are a hobby or they are a tool. I bet we don't think or judge people if they CHOOSE not to own. I know people in major city who own a total beater since it gets slammed into a lot, even tho they could afford better. Some who don't. It's not because they have issues driving, like you know setting dad's truck on fire.

Money same thing, some people do like stuff and work harder to have, stuff what ever that stuff is. Others enjoy making money for the sake, others money is interesting I mean look how many people watch Jim Cramer, Suze Orman etc.

Sure there are people who try to fill a hole with something, but they are either, well dumb or coping for something. Perhaps, they REALLY want a ferrari because their best friend was a car geek and the two of you played Need for speed all the time and he passed, so you want a "thing" just to honor him and your past. Maybe you are a watch geek so you need a vintage Omega. Sure some people want a thing to look rich. But Lucas who's all about being nice, is the first to put others down.

Lucas is not only projecting but he's insulting people like the avg hard working fella(ette). Driving to work every day, got a cool Ipad or some thing and an SO. We're only doing it to flex, or because we want to look cool. He himself clearly has no concept of love, care be it for fellow human but for items. So he can't see me having a GF is anything more than trying to fit in like a flat bill. He can't see you owning a car other than you want to troll Greta (who's too old for Lucas to masturbate to anymore thank goodness)

I haven't been around but finding the food stuff is back is great! I love how primal it is, it's like a fucking cat, bringing a dead mouse. To be fair I think last thing my cat brought and or puked up would be better eating than any of the toaster bortions. If I was a very rich kiwi I'd have a great cook off where I rent the Iron chef kitchen, drop Cooking with Jack, The Wern and CobraJFS and just crack a beer and watch.

Anything made is then fed to captured ISIS members.
 
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Lunch is ready kiwis!
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Vi0l3t said:
Lunch is ready kiwis!
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Well hey that looks like shit and I’m sure it tastes like it, but it almost passes for food. Somebody who isn’t a giant toddler might’ve used bratwurst rather than hotdogs, but at least he didn’t put Skittles in it or something. Good job, Wern.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Lunch is ready kiwis!
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Brussels sprouts and sliced hot dogs. Thats not the worst he's ever made but its still pretty horrifying. Those are really weird things to roast together. I mean the brussels sprouts will soak up the flavor of anything they're cooked with so he literally ended up with brussels sprouts that taste like bargain bin hot dogs

On the plus side thats a pretty good way to punish a misbehaving child at dinner

Kingfisher9000 said:
Well hey that looks like shit and I’m sure it tastes like it, but it almost passes for food. Somebody who isn’t a giant toddler might’ve used bratwurst rather than hotdogs, but at least he didn’t put Skittles in it or something. Good job, Wern.
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Somehow I suspect that the lack of skittles or whatever other bizarre things being included is less of a willing act on his part and more of a he doesn't have anything else to put in it or he would situation

At least he didn't roast the brussels sprouts with cans of sardines and oysters and drench it all in mustard and hot sauce

Also, yet another prime psycho eyed wern pic:
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That has to be one of the most unhinged he's ever looked
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Lunch is ready kiwis!
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It's amazing something like Brussels sprouts and sliced hot dogs is the least awful thing he's made. It's conceivable you wouldn't vomit from eating this, although it would be a slog. I am sure he cooked them badly, though, I mean in addition to mixing them with hot dogs for no particular reason.

Not a big fan of Brussels sprouts. It seems like there's a tiny window between underdone and rank and overdone and slimy.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's amazing something like Brussels sprouts and sliced hot dogs is the least awful thing he's made. It's conceivable you wouldn't vomit from eating this, although it would be a slog. I am sure he cooked them badly, though, I mean in addition to mixing them with hot dogs for no particular reason.

Not a big fan of Brussels sprouts. It seems like there's a tiny window between underdone and rank and overdone and slimy.
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They are tricky to get right I agree, also agree this is one of the least nasty dishes although who knows what he seasoned them with lol
 
Poop Shoot said:
God help the poor bastard who shares a bathroom with him after a plate full of hot dogs and brussel sprouts.
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That sounds like a fate so horrifying it would only be used by the terran empire.....and thats a least resort after a few days in the agony booth

Speaking of bathrooms.....

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I wonder how long it will be before lucas sees a post like that and tries to publicly rationalize why its totally a good thing that he pisses in the sink. Its not because he's unhyegenic and lazy at all, its because he was green years before it caught on with the zoomers, thinking it'll impress the zoomer baes
 
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WonderWino said:
That sounds like a fate so horrifying it would only be used by the terran empire.....and thats a least resort after a few days in the agony booth

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I wonder how long it will be before lucas sees a post like that and tries to publicly rationalize why its totally a good thing that he pisses in the sink. Its not because he's unhyegenic and lazy at all, its because he was green years before it caught on with the zoomers, thinking it'll impress the zoomer baes
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This is a fantastic way to keep the scent of urine lingering in the air for a few weeks.
 
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Plague Flea said:
Well, piss is the top note of Lucas’ signature cologne, so he might consider that a positive thing.
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Piss with a lingering hint of onions. I still wonder where the onion smell comes from. I mean its not like everything he does involves lots of onions. Though I wouldn't put it past him eating them like apples and having the onion smell oozing from his pores constantly. Probably garlic as well

On the other hand I wonder if the onion smell comes from his stale urine and has anything to do with his fucked up kidneys
 
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