Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[DrJonesHat]

@SheWolfOfWA Are you going to continue to catfish him?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

She should just pack it up. We've all been tricked! It was a stand up bit the whole time! He's a comic!

 

[AnimuGinger]

She should just pack it up. We've all been tricked! It was a stand up bit the whole time! He's a comic!

He's a comedian, but most of his comedy ends up self-deprecating. He's the joke.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well, he's unintentionally funny.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This guy legit creeps me out. He seems very likely to physically harm a woman or child at some point, if he hasn't already.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Sometimes I almost feel bad for fucking with him so hard since he is definitely legit insane. Then I remember the pictures of gaping assholes that he sent me.

He's still going with this food thing.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Eggs aren't young chickens. Chicks are. Eggs are chicken embryos.

Lucas wants to fuck an unborn child.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

@SheWolfOfWA Are you going to continue to catfish him?

I am tempted to get him to admit he's a full on pedo again.

Sigh.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

It's so funny that Lucas is so into this genetic argument when he is the single best argument for eugenics ever.

Edit: And he is SO against name calling yet he is quick to call someone a retard. *stress sigh*

 

[DrJonesHat]

He has no idea how genetics works. In fact, the older you are, the greater the chance your kids will be autistic or have Down Syndrome. Two young people having kids have a better shot at having a healthy child than an old person. Look at Chris's parents to see what I mean.

 

[Bassomatic]

Don't call me creepy, just because I'm a MSRA infected near 40 year old hobo who's demanding a 14 year old wife. - Lucas "Bernie Sanders will make anime real" Werner

I love how he goes on a tirade about intergenerational and then has to point out don't bang your kids...because I want to bang kids. Really not creepy at all.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

...Well, this thread took a highly expected turn. Leave it to ol' Lucas to keep besting himself.

@SheWolfOfWA, godspeed to you.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This is from his facebook. Holy mother of god, he literally thinks Bernie Sanders is a sex symbol for millenial women. Also... why does he say he started high school last April..? Is it a ploy to score more high school poon?



This old google+ post is pretty good, too:

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I suppose it doesn't occur to him that you can admire a man and want him to run the country without actually wanting to fuck him?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Lucas describes what his ideal society would be like:

Interesting. Apparently he spent some time in mental hospitals and his parents tried to get him mental help since he was a child.



Lucas talks about the time he spent in jail:

 

[Bassomatic]

That's some creepy stuff. How much do we know about his folks?

Also those jail stories are like the enbodyiment of the "things that never happened" meme. I think even in a plush office job acting like that would get your teeth knocked in, I can't picture a jail being more friendly.

It's never easy for any family to deal with mentally ill kids but Lucas seems to imply he's fine and just should have been left to do what he wants, at 8 years old. Him being denied that was an oppressive system in the house. Now if that's really the case he's even more spoiled and entitled than we though.

I'm at such a loss, they won't put me into a mental hospital because I'm an atheist even is trying to imply.

With Bernie almost done as a candidate, I wonder how long he will hold onto him. He seems to really use Bernie to stay relevant and creep on the younger voter base he attracts more than care about politics.

 

[AnOminous]

With Bernie almost done as a candidate, I wonder how long he will hold onto him. He seems to really use Bernie to stay relevant and creep on the younger voter base he attracts more than care about politics.

I could see him going all Taxi Driver.

More likely, though, he just gets catfished again.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

That's some creepy stuff. How much do we know about his folks?

Also those jail stories are like the enbodyiment of the "things that never happened" meme. I think even in a plush office job acting like that would get your teeth knocked in, I can't picture a jail being more friendly.

It's never easy for any family to deal with mentally ill kids but Lucas seems to imply he's fine and just should have been left to do what he wants, at 8 years old. Him being denied that was an oppressive system in the house. Now if that's really the case he's even more spoiled and entitled than we though.

I'm at such a loss, they won't put me into a mental hospital because I'm an atheist even is trying to imply.

With Bernie almost done as a candidate, I wonder how long he will hold onto him. He seems to really use Bernie to stay relevant and creep on the younger voter base he attracts more than care about politics.

His dad appears to be a bootleg Charlie Sheen.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

More about his history of mental illness:



Here, he compares not getting laid to being a starving African:

 

[Roast Chicken]

His dad appears to be a bootleg Charlie Sheen.

Is that his mum on the left?