Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Written to tell people it gets better. Yep, you too could be homeless and begging for pussy from strangers on the Internet.
If I were a sad gay kid contemplating suicide, watching this guy tell me "it gets better" would either motivate me to hurry up and off myself or live just to be better than him.

So I guess his message has a 50% chance of getting through to someone.
 
Good to know that some things never change. In Lucas' case, it's blaming others for his lack of hot girls. Also, for something that's supposed to have gone on the "It Gets Better" movement, it kinda reads akin to Elliot Rodger's manifesto, but with less angst, I guess.

I found this Cyril Lachel from Olympia with a quick Google search, could Lucas be talking about him? If so, Cyril still has a leg up on Lucas, having his own game news site instead of living on the streets and chasing Millenial poon fruitlessly.
 
So, Lucas managed to get posted on a subreddit I follow... I'm not sure how old these are, but it's interesting to see how someone who doesn't know him react to his brand of crazy.



Good lord. Those are not that old- he has only been in Spokane since a bit before Easter (Easter was the day I stood him up).
 
Good lord. Those are not that old- he has only been in Spokane since a bit before Easter (Easter was the day I stood him up).

Why does he just copy and paste his bullshit posts into PMs? He's so fucking stupid. And gross.

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I have a feeling he's probably the most blocked OkCupid user of all time.

Also, he's really starting to get a following. The Cringe Channel blog has a whole tag dedicated just to him. I wouldn't be surprised if Redditors started following his antics too after that girl posted about him. He's so creepy and horrifying it's hard to look away.
 
For some schizophrenics it kinda comes and goes, in waves of how hard it's effecting you. I'd wager Lucas is on a bad swing now.

I love how he can't see the irony he pushes his atheist mind set on the angle of how advanced we are and science can't prove a higher power. But when science goes along with Darwin the fittest breed with the fittest (geek moment it's not always strong as in power it's strongest suited) it gets countered with some insane sounded clearly incorrect math that was clearly written by a mentally ill person.

Also, since we are so big bad super creatures, we also have the brain power to choose NOT to reproduce.
 
Perhaps the military should be involved.

Oh god my sides are gone.

2023, Comrade Sanders is again elected with a 100% vote. The day of the gene improvement mandate comes a cool August night. "The new "EM11 pulse rifles sure are sweet aren't they Tom?" Says the lowly private to his grizzled sarge. Doors fling open to the Richard Dawkins middle school. troops swarm rifles at ready.

The girls know their fate and stand up. For safety the boys hold their heads to the desks knowing for the good of the nation they are about to be vaporized.

After the deed was done, the girls line up escorted by the soldiers a young girl merely 14 named Becca goes into the back of the wagon, with a gurney and scented oils. A single tear rolls down her face knowing she would have to give her self to an elder man to advance humanity.

In walks her donor. Lucas himself, due to his lack of hygiene during the MRSA that was planted by Donald Trump and the pope his one eye hangs, sores riddle his body and he begins to dis robe his beer gut sloshing. "Time to make humanity better and stick it to those Christians!" Lucas yelps.

Hey it's a slow day at work, but seriously I can see a fantasy like that for Lucas sending the national guard into a high school, chaining the girls nude to a radiator and sending Lucas in and he seriously thinks this is a better way to live than we do now.
 
Racially pure societies fall to diversity? That's why the Ottoman's won the first world war right?

Then again a man who's facebook profile picture is literally his bald spot shouldn't be taken seriously.

Hey now, don't make fun of his bald spot! Didn't you know that people with less hair are more trustworthy?
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