Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

That creepy letter he leaves with the free food, holy shit. I bet people thoroughly inspect the packaging on the candy after reading that. It's like trick-or-treating at a RSO's house.

Edit: oops, didn't see that @Bitch I Might Be said basically the same thing above me

 

[The Hysterical Imam]

@QueenBurritoSupreme does a great service by keeping such detailed tabs on this guy for people's awareness and morbid fascination. I'm sad to say that I had lived in ignorance of the breadth and depth of how far this shithole goes, assuming he was just one of those forever-alone mentally ill people with entitlement issues latching on to *~Atheism~* and spouting off his crazy on facebook. I met some great friends through that YouTube circle 8 years ago, but all of us have pretty much abandoned ship and have moved on with our lives. Every once in a while we peek back to see what's going on, and the Lucas-esque people have stayed/found more of their ilk. It's truly disturbing. It's always been a cesspool, but man, Lucas is really dredging the bottom....

Apparently he writes condescending things on the back of all his attraction signs in case someone tries to throw them away.
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Cringing so hard... it's equal parts horrifying and pathetic...

 

[Take99]

My 20-something-Millennial-female instinct tells me that this is all going to erupt in some kind of horrific and unfathomly distasteful climax.

And I can't look away.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Imagine some poor homeless girl approaching the table, reading that batshittery and then turning around to see Lucas. Brrr.

 

[Take99]

Imagine some poor homeless girl approaching the table, reading that batshittery and then turning around to see Lucas. Brrr.

These are the things of my nightmares.

 

[Lorento]

horrific and unfathomly distasteful climax.

So whatever happens when Lucas walks past a young fee-male then?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Do we have any Kiwis in the Spokane area? I wanna know when Lucas finally gets arrested or killed by a young street girl with a knife when he tries to rape her.

 

[Take99]

If you needed something further to destroy your day:

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

One time he gave food to a real homeless person instead of trying to lure millennial women to his pants with candy.

He gave a sleeping hobo one single slim jim.

The following is stuff he left at the Artesian well in 2015. I think the message he left might be for a homeless girl he targeted:

 

[The Hysterical Imam]

One time he gave food to a real homeless person instead of trying to lure millennial women to his pants with candy.
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He gave a sleeping hobo one single slim jim.

The following is stuff he left at the Artesian well in 2015. I think the message he left might be for a homeless girl he targeted:
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I'll never not love the Slim Jim Hobo thing. As he sat in wait, waiting for the guy to wake up and just cry for joy after such a boon.... What a fuckin' yutz.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

So I guess at one point he tried to give out healthy food to attract health loving girls.

Wouldn't vegetables, cheese and meat get gross pretty quickly if he just left them outside like he usually does with his candy bars? I don't think that's the kind of food you're supposed to leave out..

 

[AnOminous]

This is what it looks like when he gives to the poor.

By "poor" he means middle class co-eds he wants to fuck.

Seriously, he's raging he didn't get any "thanks" for this? He should be giving thanks himself that he didn't get put on a sex offender registry.

That's just not charity. What would be charity is if someone actually fucked this loser.

 

[SpacePanther]

Do we have any Kiwis in the Spokane area? I wanna know when Lucas finally gets arrested or killed by a young street girl with a knife when he tries to rape her.

@SheWolfOfWA is

 

[DrJonesHat]

I thought she lived in Olympia or near there which is on the other side of the state.

 

[SpacePanther]

I sure am. I have other people around town keeping tabs on him as well.

@DrJonesHat

 

[AnimuGinger]

That's just not charity. What would be charity is if someone actually fucked this loser.

That would be the kind of altruism that would make Ayn Rand come back from the grave to murder someone.

 

[Argonian Scum]

I thought she lived in Olympia or near there which is on the other side of the state.

He got catfished to Spokane and never bothered to go back.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas is contradicting himself for like the millionth time. He literally said in the last couple weeks that he's looking for 16 year olds too:

Also, can anyone make heads or tails of this?

He told people in the comments it was self explanatory

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Yup I'm in Spokane- and have seen him in real life.

 

[Take99]

Also, can anyone make heads or tails of this?

If I follow his 'logic', then the grass is the youngest (less worthy), milk is like 'slightly processed' grass, and aged cheese is the better of the three (aged like he is???).
Older is better? But not when it's females?

Which isn't really any form of logic.