💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Thanks so much @The Hysterical Imam and @SheWolfOfWA for tracking down that pic, you guys rock :)

@Fangsofjeff.... currently at a loss for words :cryblood: someone please arrest this guy

On a side note, I made pork tenderloin wrapped in prosciutto earlier and all I could think was, "young pig + old pig - intergenerational integration." In other words, I'm losing my fucking mind.
 
No, I don't think he posted that himself... This Harry Walters person is just reposting old stuff on Lucas's page. Now Harry is posting old logs of Lucas cybering. I'm not sure how he got a hold of a dick pic, though.

He probably catfished him. Or got it from someone who did.
 
Thanks so much @The Hysterical Imam and @SheWolfOfWA for tracking down that pic, you guys rock :)

@Fangsofjeff.... currently at a loss for words :cryblood: someone please arrest this guy

On a side note, I made pork tenderloin wrapped in prosciutto earlier and all I could think was, "young pig + old pig - intergenerational integration." In other words, I'm losing my fucking mind.
Ahhh but the old pig was wrapped around the young pig rather than the old pig being in the young pig, so Werner wouldn't approve.
 
Well, whichever one of you said there would be nudes, congratulations on being right.

It seems like Lucas' mental health is taking a nosedive, more so than before. Maybe it's the homelessness, or the pussy deficit.
 
So apparently Lucas has some random 18 year old kid shilling for him now.
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"Tag me in it I'll deal with them"
It's a lot more funny than it is annoying at this point. The profile looks real to me because of the amount of stupid shut being shared off it but I could be completely wrong. I'm just wondering what on earth this dudes motivation is.
 
I'm sure this has already been pointed out, but it's funny that the clinical paranoid fantasies schizophrenics have are actually going to be true for Lucas, since he visibly has a hoard of trolls following him and forming webs of deception around him.

I made pork tenderloin wrapped in prosciutto earlier and all I could think was, "young pig + old pig - intergenerational integration." In other words, I'm losing my fucking mind.
Proof that schizophrenic pedophilia is contagious.

Also, some of his jokes/comebacks aren't that bad. Like for example when a woman said "to get laid you need a house" and he basically replied "well if feminism works then surely she should have the house already".
 
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That kid is probably a budding loveshy or something similar and thinks Lucas is a kindred spirit. Or he's setting up Lucas for a massive troll.
 
Just gonna leave this here guys:
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He compares Margaret Sanger, Martin Luther King and Harvey Milk to any disturbed millenial woman who would sleep with him....

This is seriously insane and it looks like Lucas is deteriorating dangerously. Then again, it always looks like he's deteriorating - so I don't know if we have reason to be concerned or not.
 
He's getting worse. He's definitely approaching a breaking point.
 
He's kind of refreshing in a way. Most schizos obsess over aliens or the illuminati, but Lucas comes up with original ideas.

These days it seems he's obsessed with the idea that he can't bang 18 year olds because of "the oligarchy".

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Yeah, I will give him points for being original. I've never seen anyone use math to try to justify wanting to bang people 20 years younger than them.
 
I found Lucas's top comment very interesting. Is he atheist because he's trying to prove he's not a schizo?

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It's possible. His family is religious and he's bitter about it. He also thinks mental illness is improvable like religion, and that believing in mental illness is incompatible with being an atheist.

Apparently he got banned from the library.
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