Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Poop Shoot said:
He lacks the introspection to regret how he treated Suzanne. I’m sure he sometimes thinks about what a horrible person she was to throw out poor little Lucas who just had too much soda-pop though.
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He totally does. I am sure he believes he did nothing wrong with Suzanne. He had too much soda and that was all a mistake, him chimping out and getting arrested for domestic assault. She was wrong to kick him out. Lucas, above all else, is plenty good. Plus, he believes he deserved someone younger and prettier since he is sooo special and such a great catch. The fat cow almost certainly believes that.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He totally does. I am sure he believes he did nothing wrong with Suzanne. He had too much soda and that was all a mistake, him chimping out and getting arrested for domestic assault. She was wrong to kick him out. Lucas, above all else, is plenty good. Plus, he believes he deserved someone younger and prettier since he is sooo special and such a great catch. The fat cow almost certainly believes that.
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Excessive coddling will do that to a man. An authority figure should've pulled him aside, preferably in childhood, to say: "Luke, you're an entitled asshole in dire need psychiatric help to behave properly." "Most things are your fault." One wonders if it might have changed his entire trajectory.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I would think he regrets what he did to Suzanne. That was the only legitimate shot he ever had at living a semi normal life and he fucked it all up because of his obsession with wanting to bang little girls.

He really is a monster.
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Lucas knows what he did with Suzanne was wrong according to societal norms. I doubt he truly understands what he did was wrong, and we don't know what he actually did either. He only mentions throwing the glass, he probably did much worse for Suzanne to get him locked up for a while.

I doubt he ever cared much for Suzanne. You guys know how it is on dating apps... you eventually swipe right on everyone out of frustration, Suzanne finally bit and Lucas ran with it.

If Lucas had the slightest success with a younger woman after Suzanne, he'd totally forget her.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Lucas made content for the goal of a zoomer bae or e-begging. I guess his boring board games and gluttony videos too, but the overall goal in those was to look like an intelligent worthy husband.

It's probably over with Lucas. He's finally realized his hopes of that sexy young zoomer bae in yoga pants isn't happening, nor is it with any woman at this point since he's near death.
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Unfortunately I think you’re right. My dream of Lucas addicted to meth won’t happen (imagine the videos!) but maybe he’ll go under a bridge like his hero Kurt Cobain.
 
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Taken from the "Lucas Werner Brokeposting" FB page. Lucas is putting American cheese on top of microwave pizza. SMDH. That is an awful thing to do. Lucas thinks it is plenty good, tho.


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Da Dude123 said:
He totally does. I am sure he believes he did nothing wrong with Suzanne. He had too much soda and that was all a mistake, him chimping out and getting arrested for domestic assault. She was wrong to kick him out. Lucas, above all else, is plenty good. Plus, he believes he deserved someone younger and prettier since he is sooo special and such a great catch. The fat cow almost certainly believes that.
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He probably does believe that most of the time, in fact almost all the time.
But I agree with the above statement that there are very, very tiny moments where the cow briefly questions his actions and ways - before he inevitably goes right back to his "I'm always in the right" maniac delusion.
Da Dude123 said:
Taken from the "Lucas Werner Brokeposting" FB page. Lucas is putting American cheese on top of microwave pizza. SMDH. That is an awful thing to do. Lucas thinks it is plenty good, tho.


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"pizza for breakfast"

He literally has just given up on his health and is going to go out eating like a nasty pig, isn't he?
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
He probably does believe that most of the time, in fact almost all the time.
But I agree with the above statement that there are very, very tiny moments where the cow briefly questions his actions and ways - before he inevitably goes right back to his "I'm always in the right" maniac delusion.

"pizza for breakfast"

He literally has just given up on his health and is going to go out eating like a nasty pig, isn't he?
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It makes sense. I mean his only two ways to self-soothe are food and delusions, and between the meds and dire circumstances I think he is starting to lose the latter. That only leaves one option: eating. And because it's like a drug to him, he is going to need bigger and bigger doses to fill the void inside his swelling and dying body.
 
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A Funny Possum said:
he's just getting worse looking by the day. yet still gorging himself on some terrible food that someone sent to him. why people send him money is beyond me.

he looks like he has corpse makeup on
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Jesus, spoiler that shit, it's one of the most horrifying images on this site. And I frequent the gender reassignment thread.

WHY would anyone post images of themselves publicly when they look like that? I would be so ashamed of myself...
 
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VoidFace said:
It makes sense. I mean his only two ways to self-soothe are food and delusions, and between the meds and dire circumstances I think he is starting to lose the latter. That only leaves one option: eating. And because it's like a drug to him, he is going to need bigger and bigger doses to fill the void inside his swelling and dying body.
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Exactly, what a fat faggot. He could go for a walk to mitigate his obesity, only a few blocks! But he’d rather eat blocks of cheese. No wonder his parents gave up a long time ago
 
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Turkey dogs in cheese whiz! God, he eats the worst things and thinks he is an executive chef. I kinda see how someone would be amused at buying the cow food and watching him get fatter and more unhealthy and then see him continue to mooo about wanting a hot Gen Z girlfriend. Not how I would spend money, but I get the idea.

Also, I am excited to see if Lucas mooos about the food stamps getting cut. That could produce some content, him moooing and reeeing about his handouts. The burden on society that he is.
 
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