Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[SpacePanther]

I hope Christmas is coming early and he's not just trying to guilt trip young women again.

I really hope he pulls a Terryberry.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I really hope he pulls a Terryberry.

He keeps saying he's gunna off himself, but something tells me he lacks the balls to do so. I'm guessing that's what happens when you are swimming in telomeres like the Wern is.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He's never going to kill himself. He thinks entirely too much of himself to do that.

 

[aerostar88]

Yeah, I agree with @Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th and @Rabbit Bones

Someone who considers his lack of sex as a national emergency won't be causing intentional harm to himself anytime soon.

 

[chupacabro]

Nothing attracts women like being a pathetic, suicidal leech with absolutely nothing going for you.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Imagine him as a TV Faith healer, cumming the cancer away.

 

[Internet Weirdo]

Okay. I've been lurking around and having fun on this forum, but this guy is too much. As a female engaged to a man 14 years older, I had to come out of lurkerdom and post.

I'm not exactly a kid either. When I was 18-19, I'd go out with men 30+, but it was more of a hook up thing, and, even though I'm usually regarded as smart, they were more protectors/fatherly figures for me than anything (yadda yadda daddy issues). I don't feel an 18 year old can have a true woman to man relationship with a guy twice her age, mostly because she's not a woman, she's a girl.

Now, on my late 20s, I can have a woman to man relationship with my significant other, who's on his 40s, but the protective thing is still very strong. And that's the thing, women who are into older men are looking for safety. My partner is not only very caring, gallant, he is very physically attractive, has a nice, stable job, ambitions, and sexual experience. I'm willing to overlook those things on a guy my age, but I expect a man his age to have his shit figured out, and he does.

Wern has none of these traits.

Any relationship with him would be extremely one sided.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Okay. I've been lurking around and having fun on this forum, but this guy is too much. As a female engaged to a man 14 years older, I had to come out of lurkerdom and post.

I'm not exactly a kid either. When I was 18-19, I'd go out with men 30+, but it was more of a hook up thing, and, even though I'm usually regarded as smart, they were more protectors/fatherly figures for me than anything (yadda yadda daddy issues). I don't feel an 18 year old can have a true woman to man relationship with a guy twice her age, mostly because she's not a woman, she's a girl.

Now, on my late 20s, I can have a woman to man relationship with my significant other, who's on his 40s, but the protective thing is still very strong. And that's the thing, women who are into older men are looking for safety. My partner is not only very caring, gallant, he is very physically attractive, has a nice, stable job, ambitions, and sexual experience. I'm willing to overlook those things on a guy my age, but I expect a man his age to have his shit figured out, and he does.

Wern has none of these traits.

Any relationship with him would be extremely one sided.

You really might want to consider not telling Internet weirdoes all about your weird life, forums user Internet Weirdo. Just a friendly suggestion

 

[Internet Weirdo]

You really might want to consider not telling Internet weirdoes all about your weird life, forums user Internet Weirdo. Just a friendly suggestion

Don't worry, I only disclose a healthy amount of personal information. As a professional internet weirdo, I know what internet weirdoes are capable of!

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Don't worry, I only disclose a healthy amount of personal information. As a professional internet weirdo, I know what internet weirdoes are capable of!

We don't care about your personal life, famalam. Get a blog.

 

[anusaurus]

Okay. I've been lurking around and having fun on this forum, but this guy is too much. As a female engaged to a man 14 years older, I had to come out of lurkerdom and post.

I'm not exactly a kid either. When I was 18-19, I'd go out with men 30+, but it was more of a hook up thing, and, even though I'm usually regarded as smart, they were more protectors/fatherly figures for me than anything (yadda yadda daddy issues). I don't feel an 18 year old can have a true woman to man relationship with a guy twice her age, mostly because she's not a woman, she's a girl.

Now, on my late 20s, I can have a woman to man relationship with my significant other, who's on his 40s, but the protective thing is still very strong. And that's the thing, women who are into older men are looking for safety. My partner is not only very caring, gallant, he is very physically attractive, has a nice, stable job, ambitions, and sexual experience. I'm willing to overlook those things on a guy my age, but I expect a man his age to have his shit figured out, and he does.

Wern has none of these traits.

Any relationship with him would be extremely one sided.

What the fuck do your daddy issues have to do with this at all?
Get out.

 

[Internet Weirdo]

It's *somewhat* relevant, as it seems to be what most women interested in older guys (aka, women with daddy issues) are looking for.

Anyway, back to lurkerdom!

 

[Bassomatic]

Imagine him as a TV Faith healer, cumming the cancer away.View attachment 118389

Gotta love the polite suggestion of "Hey, I want to cum on you" might not be a good opener with a restatement of exactly that.

I'd say Lucas never change but I don't think I need to worry he will.

 

[bloodcoffee]

Okay. I've been lurking around and having fun on this forum, but this guy is too much. As a female engaged to a man 14 years older, I had to come out of lurkerdom and post.

I'm not exactly a kid either. When I was 18-19, I'd go out with men 30+, but it was more of a hook up thing, and, even though I'm usually regarded as smart, they were more protectors/fatherly figures for me than anything (yadda yadda daddy issues). I don't feel an 18 year old can have a true woman to man relationship with a guy twice her age, mostly because she's not a woman, she's a girl.

Now, on my late 20s, I can have a woman to man relationship with my significant other, who's on his 40s, but the protective thing is still very strong. And that's the thing, women who are into older men are looking for safety. My partner is not only very caring, gallant, he is very physically attractive, has a nice, stable job, ambitions, and sexual experience. I'm willing to overlook those things on a guy my age, but I expect a man his age to have his shit figured out, and he does.

Wern has none of these traits.

Any relationship with him would be extremely one sided.

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

So I decided that I'm gonna try and catfish people on tinder from a fake account using only quotes from Lucas.


It begins

 

[kookerpie]

Okay. I've been lurking around and having fun on this forum, but this guy is too much. As a female engaged to a man 14 years older, I had to come out of lurkerdom and post.

I'm not exactly a kid either. When I was 18-19, I'd go out with men 30+, but it was more of a hook up thing, and, even though I'm usually regarded as smart, they were more protectors/fatherly figures for me than anything (yadda yadda daddy issues). I don't feel an 18 year old can have a true woman to man relationship with a guy twice her age, mostly because she's not a woman, she's a girl.

Now, on my late 20s, I can have a woman to man relationship with my significant other, who's on his 40s, but the protective thing is still very strong. And that's the thing, women who are into older men are looking for safety. My partner is not only very caring, gallant, he is very physically attractive, has a nice, stable job, ambitions, and sexual experience. I'm willing to overlook those things on a guy my age, but I expect a man his age to have his shit figured out, and he does.

Wern has none of these traits.

Any relationship with him would be extremely one sided.

Such protective father figures that they had to fuck you to keep you safe? Lol okay

 

[aerostar88]

Lucas just wants to mate with you now. Listen to his biotruths.

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...

 

[Rabbit Bones]

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Does he really think 'compliments' from the hunter gatherer days are going to make girls drop their panties?

 

[The Hysterical Imam]

Does he really think 'compliments' from the hunter gatherer days are going to make girls drop their panties?

Lucas doesn't think, he only attempts to rationalize. Poorly.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lucas doesn't think, he only attempts to coerce. Poorly.

Ftfy