Lucas yet again shows how utterly stupid as a bag of rocks he is. Pigs are not the result of 13.8 billion years of evolution. That would imply they've existed for that long. That aside, even if that were true.....what the fuck does that have to do with eating said pig? He also yet again uses a phrase he's heard and thinks sounds intelligent, entirely incorrectly and nonsensically to try to make himself sound smart, and comes off sounding like an idiot spouting utter nonsense
And the smell, don't forget the smell.
Looks like he's got a new grease spot on the wall
Can't say i'm surprised he's still pumping energy drinks into his wern hole as often as possible. He has less ability to act in his own best interest than a literal childA Funny Possum said:
Looks awful. As predicted he can't hide the grey or losing his hair anymore so he's twisted it around and trying to manipulating people into thinking its a positive. and to quote the old woman from this clipA Funny Possum said:
LOL no way he's just randomly start losing weight from some magic new beetus drug. The fact they'd even put him on a new one implies he's not doing well on the previous one. Also no way he'd lose weight given the lack of activity and the way he eats. Definitely health related. Hell the fact he brought it up at all shows he knows its health related and questions would start getting asked before too long so he pre-emptively tried to head off said questions and try to make his own bs claims about itA Funny Possum said:
I have to ask what kind of shit tier food bank program hands out multiple boxes of cupcakes and very little in the way of anything else to people. I know its largely donations and such but there isn't much there even worth handing out to begin with.. There isn't much to make an actual meal there with at all. Not that I put it past lucas to make a wern style vomlette consisting of scrambled eggs with sliced up pep sticks and sliced hotdogs, combined with slices of cupcakes and crushed up crackers, served with a sliced chicken breast sandwich on the side, with more cupcakes for desertA Funny Possum said:
The perfect way to enrage lucas would be to point out that if the atheist friend gave him that then an atheist is clearly trying to kill him through dangerously unhealthy food, whereas the religious are trying to save him
Ahh yes, sugary foods, meats that are loaded with salt and nitrates, and carbs.
PERFECT for his diabetes and Kidney Issues.
(I couldn't reply to @A Funny Possum, so credit to his post)
Or just go the opposite direction and order Lucas an XL pepperoni & anchovy pizza, several packets of soy sauce and a 3-liter Mountain Dew under the guise of being a fellow Gen-X atheist.
Lucas would probably brag about it and think it was a great and healthy meal. Hell he'd probably drink a bottle of soy sauce and end up killing himself that way if some zoomer bae told him she read something that said it made your telomeres extra long. Pizza, 3L of mountain dew and a bottles worth of soy sauce chasers sounds about right for the meal that finally kills him
The government doing something competent, huh? Now I've seen everything.
From the looks of it, this seems like cannibalism.
That second to last one is just begging the world to reassure him that he's a "good person" or whatever. To be fair, it's typical among leftist social media addicts and people in a similar vein, but Lucas has a level of hypocrisy about him that would make any internet communist with a Patreon blush.
His parents could have done more to keep him off the street but he was probably never going to be a likeable person.
Lucas has like $17 per month after mallon place gets its cut. Where could he possibly be getting several ounces of weed for that? To say nothing of the fact he's posted pics of him buying energy drinks and other shit that would eat that up quickly. I suspect he's either lying outright or talking about shit he did years ago, as is his habit. Also no way mallon place would tolerate him bringing any kind of drugs into his apartment. He'd be in deep shit or out on his ass if they found out he was bringing that shit into the building, let alone giving it out to others who themselves may be former drug addicts and could end up fucked up again if they use anything
They could have had an effect on lucas and probably toned down his greedier and more self entitled attitude if they hadn't raised him to believe he could do no wrong and everyone else is the problem, but myrna would never have done that because that would mean admitting lucas was a problem child who was responsible for much of what he experienced and she couldn't have that. But even if they went that route he'd very likely have still ended up more or less the way he is now. He'd still be just as mentally ill, just as big of a little girl breeding obsessed pedo and just as much of a pig. Whatever changes they were to make may even have been made irrelevant by the years of untreated crazy. In the end he would have ended up essentially the way he is now. On the other hand if he'd been born 10 - 20 years earlier he'd have definitely been institutionalized and gotten a few years of forced therapy and medication before reagan did away with that system. Perhaps that would have dealt with some of the fucked in the head that lucas is and allowed him to possibly be capable enough to at least have a job sweeping floors or something on that level and not ended up a homeless hobo ranting on the internet but unfortunately for him he has reagan to blame for not getting that chanceDuke Nukem said:
Kramer was right though. Kenny Rogers Roasters was really good chicken.
He's given all of us PTSD at this point with his putrid face. He still believes in the fucking lies his grandma told him when he was a boy, somebody needs to tell him that he's an ugly bastard upfront at some point.
I swear that friend just can't stand it knowing that he's alive and gave him all of this shit to slowly kill him. Also I'd be very thrilled to write another one of them reviews if he ever uses anything here to cook up another one of his 5 star culinary delights.
Ahh yes, sugary foods, meats that are loaded with salt and nitrates, and carbs.
PERFECT for his diabetes and Kidney Issues.
(I couldn't reply to @A Funny Possum, so credit to his post)
1) That chicken looks like it's never been seasoned at any point. Couldn't even bother buttering the skin to make it cirspy because that would make too much sense. And to be honest his brain is probably powered by one ching chong monkey running on a hamster wheel and any effort put into anything worthwhile whatsoever would probably put him into eternal coma. If the chicken hadn't had it's insides and feathers removed I'd bet that he would just cook and eat it the way it is. Lucas Werner would fit right in as a Meat Canyon character without any modifications or exaggerations.
He not only has admitted it many times but openly brags about doing that as if its some kind of epic atheist fuck you to god himself. Lucas has a really bizarre history with christians, utterly despises them despite going through points where he was being kept alive because of them yet holding some kind of obvious grudge after convincing himself that the the reason god doesn't exist is because if he did he would give lucas a girlfriend. No matter how many times he's tried to walk back that particular admission by jumping onto the science side of things thats ultimately what his problem with christians is. No matter how many times he's told that its blatantly obvious that it doesn't work that way and doesn't even make sense. He's almost 1992 dracula levels of vindictiveness against god like its some kind of personal affront to lucas for not giving him a personal supermodel teen breeder. Its why he's so pleased with himself whenever he thinks he's sticking it to some local church or shelter by cheating them out of food or whatever else he can get by using their rhetoric against them for his benefitHidekiVonMetternich4real said:
I haven't followed this thread long enough to realise this, my mistake.
Yet again lucas proves he's an idiot with no understanding of anything. They didn't used to drown witches, witches were hanged or burned depending on where and when we're talking about. The dunking stool was an interrogation method to get them to confess but it was not intended as punishment. a few probably did drown by accident but that doesn't mean they were intentionally drowning witches
