Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
I guess you could summarize all of this as the Dunning-Kruger effect: Lucas is too stupid to realize how stupid he is and sounds. Actually smart people know that in any given field (theoretical physics, philosophy of religion, biology, cooking with food bank ingredients) there are other smart people that came before them who spent their lives thinking about these subjects and wrote books on them, and that to meaningfully contribute you have to read at least some of the existing material and engage with it. When has Lucas ever once mentioned the title of a book or the name of a scholar? In classic low-IQ narc fashion he wants you to think he thought of everything himself.
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Lucas is an idiot of the "anything I don't understand is easy to do" school of thought. They can be some of the most infuriating people to deal with, especially if they're your boss or client.

Sure, Lucas, you don't need an education, to have studied the ideas of geniuses who dedicated their entire life to that area of study, or to be able to string a coherent sentence together. You just need a can of Red Bull, whatever shit sandwich you just pulled out of the toaster oven and to lie on your fat ass in a diabetic near-coma to come up with new ideas in mathematics and physics. I don't like appeals to authority or academic gatekeeping myself, but at the very least to explain why the other guy's ideas are invalid you at least have to demonstrate that you understand what they are.
 
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Spunt said:
Lucas is an idiot of the "anything I don't understand is easy to do" school of thought. They can be some of the most infuriating people to deal with, especially if they're your boss or client.
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When you put it that way lucas is basically the pointy haired boss from dilbert

Spunt said:
Sure, Lucas, you don't need an education, to have studied the ideas of geniuses who dedicated their entire life to that area of study, or to be able to string a coherent sentence together. You just need a can of Red Bull, whatever shit sandwich you just pulled out of the toaster oven and to lie on your fat ass in a diabetic near-coma to come up with new ideas in mathematics and physics. I don't like appeals to authority or academic gatekeeping myself, but at the very least to explain why the other guy's ideas are invalid you at least have to demonstrate that you understand what they are.
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The irony of this statement is that lucas probably non ironically views himself this way, except that he sees it as a positive thing and that he is contributing to society this way in some important way. As if its the governments responsibility to look after him and give him his nursing home apartment so he can be free of work or anything else that may distract him so that he may concentrate on being some kind of stoic, contemplative philosopher of religion, politics, cooking and anything else he sees as important. He probably views himself as some kind of 21st century hobo socrates who has special insights on everything because of his hard life of being a hobo and is thus justified in how he lives and why he rants like this. I can just see him eating that toasterbortion oyster meal and then sitting on the toilet in a classic statue of a greek philosopher pose with his head resting on his fist while he contemplates existence and shits up a storm

Perhaps mallon place should have statues made of their philosopher residents to display around the entrance of the building. Something for zoomer baes to rub the bald head of for good luck in getting a gen x boyfriend or on their school tests and greybeards to lay cans of food at the feet of to pay their respects
 
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Glad to see the mooo cow is still up to his cow antics and posting his autistic memes and meals. What a cow! He really thinks he is plenty smart and thinks atheism is the best.

Man, I wish we could get this site back on the regular web. For some reason on my mobile device, I can only "like" posts. I can't rate anything informative, or lunacy, or even Islamic content.
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas would probably eat his cat, or trade it for a bowl of ramen. and of course, every thought that comes into his head somehow involves food. Even when he's thinking about cats. All he thinks about is eating and fucking. If possible he'd so it at the same time. Imagine what he'd be like if someone invited him to one of those japanese meals where they eat sushi off of a naked woman. No way there wouldn't be a news worthy incident by the end of that meal
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Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George wants to have sex while eating a pastrami sandwich and listening to the baseball game on the radio all at the same time? That's literally Lucas' dream lmao

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Write a paper and try to get it published man! I need the entertainment.
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I actually might start trying to encourage him to do that. I don't generally like interacting with him all that much but that would be so unbelievably funny it would be worth it.
 
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A Funny Possum said:
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George wants to have sex while eating a pastrami sandwich and listening to the baseball game on the radio all at the same time? That's literally Lucas' dream lmao
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I don't know.... i'd say his dream is alot more like this:
 
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A Funny Possum said:
I actually might start trying to encourage him to do that. I don't generally like interacting with him all that much but that would be so unbelievably funny it would be worth it.
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Same. There's something I enjoy about listening/reading retards (of the Lucas variety) explain complex subjects like quantum philosophy.
 
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After coming across this i'm convinced that pandas are truly the lucas werners of the bear world. Its eerie how much lucas has in common with them
 
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Plenty good! Lucas is back to putting cheese on ramen noodle bowls. Such healthy eating!

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Da Dude123 said:
Plenty good! Lucas is back to putting cheese on ramen noodle bowls. Such healthy eating!
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I should be done wondering why Lucas does the things he does, but why the fuck would anyone melt cheese over ramen? An egg maybe. Some chopped green onions. Sesame oil maybe. Where the fuck does cheese even enter the picture?
 
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AnOminous said:
I should be done wondering why Lucas does the things he does, but why the fuck would anyone melt cheese over ramen? An egg maybe. Some chopped green onions. Sesame oil maybe. Where the fuck does cheese even enter the picture?
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Sir, if you have been following Lucas then you would realize that Ramen is one of the least insane things that The Wern has put cheese on...
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Plenty good! Lucas is back to putting cheese on ramen noodle bowls. Such healthy eating!

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So... a slice of pepper jack cheese over spicy shrimp ramen soup of all things. Thats disgusting. There are soups where cheese is an ingredient, aside from cheese soup itself. Like french onion, but this isn't how it works at all. This is just lucas doing weird nauseating shit with food that any normal person wouldn't touch. There isn't even any reason to put cheese in a ramen soup. This screams compulsive eater and is yet another thing that convinces me he's on the autism spectrum. and unsurprisingly he bought 10 bowls of soup because he had 10 slices of cheese, without even having tried it yet. and of course he got the spicy ones, so he can taste something, which won't stop him from loading them with pepper

The way he eats its shocking the beetus hasn't killed him yet and has only fucked up his kidneys and foot. Whatever drug he is on must be working its ass off to keep him alive. Like I said before, lucas is exactly the kind of people victorians were talking about when they made a point of making life in the workhouse as unpleasant as possible so people don't exploit it. They should end welfare for people like lucas and give them an authentic victorian workhouse experience instead. a few might actually become contributing members of society if they did that. Not lucas though. As shitty as that existence would be lucas would whine and accept it, while frantically begging, threatening and demanding food from everyone constantly

AnOminous said:
I should be done wondering why Lucas does the things he does, but why the fuck would anyone melt cheese over ramen? An egg maybe. Some chopped green onions. Sesame oil maybe. Where the fuck does cheese even enter the picture?
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He sure does obsess over cheese doesn't he. Kind of like the dear leader over in north korea and I have no doubt that if lucas had the money to do it, he'd have ended up putting himself in the hospital via eating a ton of expensive cheeses like the dear leader did. Lets not forget he recently bragged about snacking on oysters covered in EZ canned spray cheese (and you just know when he ran out of oysters he just sprayed the cheese into his mouth until he ran out)

Its just weird the way he goes out of his way to add cheese to everything he can. Its like he goes out of his way to find an excuse to put cheese on things. Shit i'm surprised he doesn't just pull out kraft cheese slices homer simpson style and pour pepper all over them and just eat that
 
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AnOminous said:
He'd be much more healthy on a diet of gruel.
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Thats the best part about it. That kind of life would ironically be much better for him. and its not like the quality of the food is something he would notice. Plus he'd be doing work at about his level of IQ.....like smashing rocks with a hammer, turning a crank in sand for no practical reason beyond being something to do and stripping rope down to its fibers until his hands bled

He would be utterly incensed by having to do that to eat and get a roof over his head

That said this popped up in my recommended videos and I have to admit it looks eerily like a real lucas moment:
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Sometimes the youtube algorithm gets things disturbingly accurate. Tell me that doesn't absolutely scream lucas
 
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