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I can buy some genuinely shitty food that probably shouldn't exist, but Dollar Tree meat is an abomination and I can't even imagine eating it for free.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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directly from a buddy in CDPH (CA dept. public health) enforcement: Dollar Tree frozen, canned, or pre-packaged meat products aren't different from what you would get at any other "store brand" label. what generally makes it cheaper is the high preservative content which lets it travel from cheaper foreign locations (cheap south american beef) or be stored for long periods of time so there's less waste. he did warn that the most common violation regarding food was tampered/damaged packaging and failed seals on cans/jars as well as expired diary products which was in almost every discount store that sold food he ever inspected due to staff not inspecting thoroughly often enough.
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Yes, it's always freezer burned shit that tastes like chemicals. Most tube ground beef is also like that, but DT is the worst.
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Lucas might be the only dude who would open a dating profile with "as I was taking a shit at the bus stop".
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I won't lie earlier when this year when his face was swelling I thought he would be dead by now. Can't be long now, we should place bets on whether he or scalfani dies first
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I sincerely hope that my Christmas present is going to be that Lucas will chimp out once again. A public one at that.
WonderWino
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So I came across this on youtube. The channel has several lucas related videos on it that are....odd to say the least
Its not quite on the same level of the right now remix but I have no doubt it would piss lucas off to no end to hear it
and I dug these up on brokeposting. I don't think they've been posted before:
Shit like this makes me wonder if he's ever actually had sex with anyone, including suzanne. Goes back to his bizarre rants about how it doesn't matter that he's got a barely functional microdick cause he can totally fist lazy zoom. Even the way he says that shit implies he has no idea how fisting actually works
Also he's contradicting himself again and outing himself as a liar. Lets not forget his more recent justifications he tells people when they ask why he's so adamant about getting an '18 year old' is that he 'dated older' and 'dated younger' but never anywhere near that young. So which is it lucas? As usual he can't keep his lies straight
This coming from the guy who constantly screeches on twitter and in videos about how he needs to get laid cause its been years. Not that I believe that it happened at all, and if it did somehow I suspect lucas missed some key context and took things a tad literal
and as it turns out its $13 he has left from mallon place not $15
and I dug these up on brokeposting. I don't think they've been posted before:
Shit like this makes me wonder if he's ever actually had sex with anyone, including suzanne. Goes back to his bizarre rants about how it doesn't matter that he's got a barely functional microdick cause he can totally fist lazy zoom. Even the way he says that shit implies he has no idea how fisting actually works
Also he's contradicting himself again and outing himself as a liar. Lets not forget his more recent justifications he tells people when they ask why he's so adamant about getting an '18 year old' is that he 'dated older' and 'dated younger' but never anywhere near that young. So which is it lucas? As usual he can't keep his lies straight
This coming from the guy who constantly screeches on twitter and in videos about how he needs to get laid cause its been years. Not that I believe that it happened at all, and if it did somehow I suspect lucas missed some key context and took things a tad literal
and as it turns out its $13 he has left from mallon place not $15
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That last video the dude sounded a bit like Wesley Willis. And the video he was commenting on is old. That was back when Tubby was in the nursing home side of Mallon Place. Not sure if the place he is in now takes as much of the tugboat away, or not. We know he doesn't have much after they intercept his yeet bux.
And man, Lucas has not mentioned Red Robin in a while. I can't see that restaurant without thinking about Lucas and how obsessed he was with wanting to take a Gen Z bae there.
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Mike Hunt
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I can believe that he did suck off Jason Parva (Perva?), though. No real proof that he did, but it's a hilarious thought, especially when we see Lucas thirsting hard for girls. Trying to silence the voices in the wind telling him that what he really wants are men, maybe?
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That guy has a thread here.
He doesn't like us very much.
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It sounded like he called the site PeeWee Farms which is actually pretty funny
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He also had some Gmod video or something where he was shooting up Kiwi Farms headquarters, but I can't find that.
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Oh he knows about that dude. He was harassing Lucas constantly on FB for a few months and it was hilarious. I'm sure he has him blocked by now but i remember him flipping out when Baron would DM him pics of himself in a giant adult diaper every couple days. Funny ass shit.
Oh also, I'm semi-new to following the Wern. What's the origin of the "plenty good" meme? I see you guys saying it all the time but have never heard or seen him say it.
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Chris somehow looks higher test, and has more hair than Lucas.
He's looking pretty rough now. If he wasn't so fat I'd assume he's a druggie one fenty shot away from meeting his maker.
WonderWino
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That video eerily reminds me of the seinfeld episode where kramer gets pissed off at the kenny rogers chicken restaurant across from his apartment and puts out signs and starts screaming at people about how kenny rogers has bad chicken, the place is no good and not to go there. Same energy
Yeah I suspect there is at least some truth to the jason perva stuff. Even if he didn't flat out suck him off he did something with the guy. Klickitat has some accounts lucas has interacted with in the past and pointed out that lucas is not straight and has expressed an interest in men to some degree. Explains alot about who he loses his shit whenever its brought up, especially when pervas name comes up. We all know lucas only acts like that when something makes him look bad, its long been an accurate way of determining when he's hiding shit and lying about somethingQi Meng Dealer said:
Edit: Saw this pop up on A&N and immediately thought of lucas:
Imagine finding someone to giving you unvaxed sperm and finding out its lucas. On the other hand, lucas eagerly offering up his sperm for some clinkerdaggers with his greedy jubilation at finally finding some fecund zoomers fortress ovum he can besiege with his magic telomere sperm only to find out its surrogate for a middle aged male gay couple would be the most hilarious thing ever to happen in all of wernology history. He's go absolutely batshit when he found out. Especially if one of them was a troon
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I've always assumed Lucas is a true virgin incel because they'll drop that "I'll only fuck hot 18 year olds!" once a woman touches them. Along with how he talks and his inconsistencies, as you say. The most logical explanation for why Lucas freaked out on Suzanne is because he wanted more, and she saw him as a weird Mommy Helper situation.
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The plenty good thing. Honestly, I think someone on here first said it about how Lucas thinks. Just a general way Lucas sees himself and what he does. And it's true! The fat cow really does think he is "plenty good". He thinks he and everything he does is fine and good, plenty good.
It really does describe his state of mind in regards to how he views himself and what he does. He also believes that everyone else should see him and his actions as plenty good too. And this dictates his actions. Like how he always falls for catfish and other schemes against him. He just believes that plenty good things and young women should come to him.
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He had it made. Literally all he had to do was not come unglued or abuse her cats. Of course, being ol' Luke — unmedicated mess that he was — had to come unhinged and do both. Overindulging in soda pop was the excuse given when asked why.
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the heck did lucas do to her cats? i heard that Suzanne kept them with her when they separated, but no mentions of actual harm.
WonderWino
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She never said exactly what he did to the cats but its strongly implied he did something to them, as she brought them up and made a point of stating she removed them from the apartment when he was forcing himself there after the spazz out incident. There are also statements by his mother over the years about kid lucas that make it clear he wasn't exactly kind to animals and would do abusive shit for his amusement. Yet another red flag for future behavior that his family was well aware of early on and ignored