Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Yet another red flag for future behavior that his family was well aware of early on and ignored

It's crazy how with a lot of cows parents chose to ignore the red flags early on. In the PG thread involving Sue Klebold, it was hinted that she was aware that her crotch spawn showed signs that he was a few sprinkles short a sundae but chose to utilize the mantra of boys will be boys. Myrna falls under that category as well. Reminds me of Ned Flanders' parents when they said they tried nothing and are all outta options.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's crazy how with a lot of cows parents chose to ignore the red flags early on. In the PG thread involving Sue Klebold, it was hinted that she was aware that her crotch spawn showed signs that he was a few sprinkles short a sundae but chose to utilize the mantra of boys will be boys. Myrna falls under that category as well. Reminds me of Ned Flanders' parents when they said they tried nothing and are all outta options.

Myrna has a lot of issues, herself. Her behavior screams awful narcissistic mother. It's easy to see the fat smelly apple didn't fall far from the tree in many of Lucas' strange ways.

He had it made. Literally all he had to do was not come unglued or abuse her cats. Of course, being ol' Luke — unmedicated mess that he was — had to come unhinged and do both. Overindulging in soda pop was the excuse given when asked why.

That was one of his stories. And then Lucas retconned that once saying he saw a young couple when he was with Suzanne and that made him throw his glass. I think it's all bullshit.

 

[Da Dude123]

Looks like "Blueface"s fiance must have learned her culinary skills by watching "cow cooking with Lucas Werner (Dr. Nigga Luke).

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like "Blueface"s fiance must have learned her culinary skills by watching "cow cooking with Lucas Werner (Dr. Nigga Luke).

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That definitely looks like something lucas would come up with. Perhaps lucas should write a hobo cookbook and try to sell that. People would probably think it was some kind of parody and piss him off constantly saying such publicly

Speaking of dr nigga luke, someone should do a wern parody of aquas dr jones video:

Just replacing dr jones with dr nigga luke, the tribals with a bunch of flatbill republicans and the woman with a zoomer bae. Definitely seems like something lucas would come up with

 

[Club Sandwich]

culinary skills

box pasta with canned/jarred premade sauce and some melted on slices of kraft cheese is infinitely more appealing and probably tastier than anything Lucas has drowned in pepper or combo'd with canned caviar and EZ cheese.

i applaud Blueface's fiance for making something for her husband-to-be and having it no worse than a college boy's dinner.

 

[A Silly Possum]

Looks like "Blueface"s fiance must have learned her culinary skills by watching "cow cooking with Lucas Werner (Dr. Nigga Luke).

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First rule of taking pics of your food for the Internet is no paper fucking plates. Nigga's a millionaire and he's still eating Wernslop-tier shit off paper plates? Hilarious.

 

[WonderWino]

I came across an old online copy of a weekly world news magazine that makes me think we finally found the perfect college for lucas to attend. One he might actually have a chance at graduating from with honors:

I think if lucas really applied himself he might do well in the desert camel management or chicken and turkey plucking courses. Though i'm not sure I like the idea of lucas handling the turkeys zoomer baes get for thanksgiving. Professional scarecrow is out as lucas would eat more of the crops than the birds would and probably get creepy with the farmers daughter, and of course nobody would want him as a nude model. Bicycle riding is out as he'd just trade the bike for a pot of pasta and we all know with his writing he'd never pass the professional pen palmanship course. and bird watching is out as he'd just try to hit on every teen girl in ukraine thinking she was available as a desperate mail order bride he could impress with tales of his EBT card and a green card and they'd likely send him to the front to be used to clear minefields

 

[AnOminous]

That definitely looks like something lucas would come up with. Perhaps lucas should write a hobo cookbook and try to sell that. People would probably think it was some kind of parody and piss him off constantly saying such publicly

Lucas isn't a hobo. Lucas is a BUM.

Hobo cuisine involved making something decent out of little to nothing. Like putting meat and potatoes and onions and whatever else was around in a foil pouch and cooking them over a can of Sterno or a trash fire. Or "hobo stew," similarly whatever was around that they could afford or steal from someone's garden.

The distinction is a hobo would travel around and work. A tramp would travel around but not work. But Lucas is a bum. He will neither travel nor work (unless he gets catfished into it).

Actual example of hobo food:

What Lucas makes is schizo swill, not hobo food.

 

[Da Dude123]

More atheist moooing. "It's like believing storks deliver babies". Shut the fuck-up, faggot. You autistic bum!

 

[Fatal Walter]

Not having evidence about something doesn't prove it doesn't exist. The fuck is he ever on about? Every established theory we have now once had people like Lucas laughing about it. He looks so lost when he goes on about dark matter. Not that I blame him for not getting it, but most people might decide not to make multiple statements about things they really don't understand.

It's funny you mention the stfu faggot, I was just watching his "You breed stupidity" rap, actually. It was hilarious how he was really out of breath but he sounds worse now just standing up. But the really funny part was him looking around right before he started rapping or whatever to make sure some flatbill normie wasn't going to yell at him and make him look like a bitch in his own video. I still can't fathom why lolcows record something and mess it up and always just upload anyway.

 

[WonderWino]

He's on a roll tonight it seems. Probably a manic episode. Two more videos dropped:

 

[Da Dude123]

Snagged some posts from the Brokeposting FB page. Pretty girls, if they do pay attention to him, only do it to observe and laugh at his exceptional cow antics. That is the only reason. More begging more birthday gifts. I hope we get some angry posts and maybe a video calling people bigots for not sending him money for his birthday.

 

[WonderWino]

Snagged some posts from the Brokeposting FB page. Pretty girls, if they do pay attention to him, only do it to observe and laugh at his exceptional cow antics. That is the only reason. More begging more birthday gifts. I hope we get some angry posts and maybe a video calling people bigots for not sending him money for his birthday.

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His narcissism and entitlement is really on display in those posts. It shows how much he enjoys punishing people who don't agree with him, or at least what he somehow thinks is punishing them and how he thinks that everyone around him exists to be useful to him and serve his desires. and of course he's still shilling for his birthday. I wonder how he'd react to someone responding that he shouldn't be doing that cause his parents already sent him the air fryer and to stop being greedy like a capitalist trump supporter

Shit like this just further illustrates that if lucas wasn't as stupid as a bag of rocks and actually had something resembling normal levels of intelligence he'd be a predator. If he were in the corporate world he'd be one of those mid level managers who gets off fucking with people who disagree with him and creeping on his secretary. Even when he's among other hobos he tries to manipulate people into a position where he can exploit them for owing him something. Hence the reason why he's 'generous' with buying people food and weed., cause he's setting them up to get something from them later, namely a woman. Not that it ever works and he gets fucked over every time he's tried it but the point is his intent is clear. He's alot like the creeps in prison who will give people 'gifts' they don't realize aren't gifts and then set them up to owe them something so they can be forced to do shit because of the debt

EDIT: More posts from lucas in the last few hours:

More narcissistic entitlement from lucas

He probably gave himself food poisoning again. Though even sick as fuck there is no way he doesn't still try to stuff himself as much as possible, its how he self soothes

Says the guy who is literally alive specifically because of christian religious leaders starting up organizations like the house of charity that kept lucas alive while he was homeless. Lucas has no business calling anyone else hypocritical

 

[Fatal Walter]

I forgot Lucas was one of those guys who won't wipe his ass properly because he thinks it'll make him gay. Not really surprising, though.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I forgot Lucas was one of those guys who won't wipe his ass properly because he thinks it'll make him gay. Not really surprising, though.
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I could have gone my entire life having not read that post.

 

[WonderWino]

I forgot Lucas was one of those guys who won't wipe his ass properly because he thinks it'll make him gay. Not really surprising, though.
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When lucas says shit like that he seriously comes off like one of those rabidly paranoidly homophobic priests that is actually a closet gay. Which isn't surprising considering klikitat has mentioned several times that lucas's conversations with his alts has led to him admitting he isn't straight and has more than a minor interest in men

That said, what the fuck was wrong with him that they felt it necessary to give him a suppository for the flu? Sounds like lucas is leaving out him behaving like a spastic twit and either refusing to swallow pills or vomiting them back up and being too unstable to try to inject medication so they held him down and shoved a suppository up his ass....which seems to have given him some kind of weird phobia about gays and being held down to shove things up his ass. I guess that makes lucas more of a top then huh. With a barely functional microdick

Case in point

Fever is a common symptom in young children, usually parents can manage fever for children with over-the-counter medicines. However, for cases of vomiting or uncooperative children, rectal antipyretics, suppositories are the best choice.

Gee, I wonder which one lucas was

It makes me think his handlers should arrange his psych meds to be administered via suppository if he tries to refuse to take his meds. Just imagine lucas squealing like a retarded 4 year old while multiple guards and orderlies hold him down while a doctor shoves a bunch of psych med suppositories up his ass. I bet the posts and videoes that would generate would be real interesting. The threat of doing such a thing might make him more medication compliant

Lucas also strikes me as the kind of person who would lose their shit and spaz out if he brought up the suppository incident and someone sarcastically responded with oh you know you liked it. After all we all know how lucas does not understand scarcasm and would not like the implications behind someone saying something he thought implied he's gay

 

[Da Dude123]

More shit talking on Christianity and about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. If it weren't for Christian charity, his fat ass would be dead and be buried in a paupers grave. He has some nerve to say the things he says and then waddle to the Christian charities for help. The greedy hypocritical cow that he is.

Lucas's family left him to fend for his exceptional self on the streets and have the government and charity take care of him. Myrna was fine letting her bovine son live on the streets while she fucked off to Mexico to be a basic boomer bitch. And King Roy, he could care less about his fat son who drove his truck through a bonfire.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas complaining about someone else saying Christians aren't very Christ-like? That's one of his own favorite lines. Does he not remember or not care?
He gets on about this whipping people in the temple every easter, I feel like. No idea why he's on it right now.

Yeah, Pontius Pilate would never whip anyone. Brilliant.

 

[A Silly Possum]

More shit talking on Christianity and about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. If it weren't for Christian charity, his fat ass would be dead and be buried in a paupers grave. He has some nerve to say the things he says and then waddle to the Christian charities for help. The greedy hypocritical cow that he is.

Lucas's family left him to fend for his exceptional self on the streets and have the government and charity take care of him. Myrna was fine letting her bovine son live on the streets while she fucked off to Mexico to be a basic boomer bitch. And King Roy, he could care less about his fat son who drove his truck through a bonfire.

Walking around in public? Recording videos of insane schizo rants while doing so? I hope we're starting to see the beginnings of another classic public sperg out. Now he just needs to quit with the midnight incel walks and start going out during the day again.

Spoiler: A dump of some dumb shit he's said the last few days:

I call bullshit on the acid and ecstasy. Unless somebody can back up these claims with some shit he talked about before I don't believe he's ever taken any drugs harder than weed. Also hilarious that making a girl "giggle" is his idea of hitting a home run with the ladies. If he really wanted to prove leagues didn't exist he'd be bringing them home, not having a 20 second conversation where he waddles back over to his empty booth. 10:1 odds the girl is giggling at him, not with him, as well.

The "birthday month" begging is so fucking gay I barely have words to express my hatred. Entitled women celebrate "birthday months", not morbidly obese faggots on welfare living on everyone else's tax money.

Oh and also, the diarrhea post is like 10x more disturbing after having read that toilet paper post above. God he is a revolting fucking freak.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I’m so happy to see classic Wern returning for a visit. It’s becoming more apparent that for whatever reason he is not taking his meds again. All the tell tale tropes are coming back into view.

It must be a major frustration for him when he is on his meds and relatively normal because he realizes he is in reality quite dull and hasn’t an original thought or insight into anything. Being on meds he sees himself as he really is which must be depressing as hell.

But when he is off his meds and in his mania, he is the misunderstood genius. The rebel with god-like insight into the human condition. If only the people could understand his genius the world would conform to his mania with him. He must feel invincible in those moments like a philosopher/superhero.

Frankly, I can’t blame him for going off the meds back into his schizoid mania. Being Lucas Werner is the worst sort of hell I could imagine.