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At least the I ruin everything part is honest.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I know he did it out of spite, but a lot of sex-trafficking operations use hotels like the ones Lucas frequents to cater to clients. The sex workers might not be doing so voluntarily. Lucas might have just caused the rescue of literal sex slaves. However, if the sex workers are legal adults, they'll be charged with prostitution, rather than being treated as victims unless Washington has adopted a more enlightened policy towards sex trafficking victims.He couldn't climb the stairs to be rejected by the Greybeards in spite of hobbling 1.5 miles a day around Spokane.
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Sadly we've seen the wern stick before... seeing that evil again was not something anyone wishes.
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His teeth are oddly perfect. Too perfect for someone who looks like a greased up bum who can't take care of himself and is riddled with MRSA. Does he wear dentures or something?
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I like how his motivation for potentially rescuing sex-workers is that he didn't get laid for five years. Really puts everything in perspective.
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And by "rescuing" them he basically means raping them.
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Perfect? They look like corn niblets to me.
Ground down past the enamel for sure. They must hurt unless he doesn't brush his teeth.
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Dr. Telomerase prescribes sex with underage girls as the remedy to all problems!
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It would be funny if most of the "old man/younger woman couples" that he's been seeing are actually non-romantic/non-sexual outings between millennial women with their fathers or older relatives. Given how demented Lucas is, I wouldn't put it past him to confuse a friendly outing between a woman and her father or older relative for something sexual.
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I don't think it would be as much confusion on his part but building his narrative he can have what he wants. A denial of reality a say 16 year old girl just having a nice sit down lunch with pops. 100% normal healthy bonding. Lucas wants to bang her so he's selling himself, oh that's not a nice daddy daughter lunch day, that man is sticking it. So if he can I can!
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He sounds like Elliot Rodger did in his videos. Same tone, inflection and general idea even.
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So if Trump can't figure out how to calm down for just 1 week straight and Hilliary manages to win, what the fuck will Werner explode on? Is it gonna be like the Bernie sperging but with a Holden style meth posting rampage combined. Is he literally going to have a heart attack and die?
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Honestly I don't think he much cares at all. He probably didn't care about Bernie it was just he saw lots of younger girls into him, so he jumped on the train to get some tail. If tons of teen girls were into Trump he'd be babbling about building a wall.
He will only rage out when Clinton or Trump wins to try to get some pity and prove how if a 16 year old slept with him Bernie woulda won. Once Bernie got knocked out, he moved onto his numbers phase, when he gets bored of that he'll try something new to justify and attempt to get some teen poon.
He will only rage out when Clinton or Trump wins to try to get some pity and prove how if a 16 year old slept with him Bernie woulda won. Once Bernie got knocked out, he moved onto his numbers phase, when he gets bored of that he'll try something new to justify and attempt to get some teen poon.
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Like a lot of sexual deviants, Lucas sees sexual relationships where none exist. 18-25 year old women support Bernie? They must want to have sex with him! It never occurred to him that maybe he just had policies that would appeal to people in that age bracket.
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Are you saying that Trump and Clinton are unattractive and you would not have sex with them? Typical voter apathy.
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He couldn't climb the stairs to be rejected by the Greybeards in spite of hobbling 1.5 miles a day around Spokane.
I like to think that the prostitution ring he broke up was a group of sex positive 4th wave Millennial feminists that would have viewed fucking Lucas as a powerful expression of their sex-positive worldview because the idea of Lucas shooting himself in his MRSA-ridden foot is hilarious.
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Lucas seems to have experienced a 50% drop in his net worth. This economy is murder.
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How can any millennial chick say "no" to a face like this? Just look at it.
Isn't he so dreamy with his expressionless eyes and the way he'll stare you down?
Isn't he so dreamy with his expressionless eyes and the way he'll stare you down?
deadson
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That's not a face to say "no" to. That's a face to throw your head back to face the sky and bellow out a B-movie level "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"