Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas is clearly latching on to the 'bigotry' claim there. and that isn't how it works at all. Assuming for the sake of argument there is in fact a god or gods, it follows there would in fact likely be a superior culture and religion chosen by said god. That isn't bigotry. Its a real strange argument that a literal god coming down telling everybody it favors x culture doesn't make that culture superior. Kinda does by definition and I don't think it would be wise to be the one who went up to that god and started getting mouthy about it

But that aside, with or without a god there are absolutely superior and inferior cultures. Any culture that practices things like human sacrifice for example is inferior and deserves to get wiped out by one that doesn't

and lucas is getting dangerously close to reeeing about jews by talking like that. They've got a real chosen people thing going on and have some views alot of people wouldn't like if they dug down far enough and found out about stuff like the whole manimal thing and non jews being animals in human form, which you don't hear much about these days. Though funnily enough that HBO rome series brought it up briefly, which i'm surprised didn't get them into some shit

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas would love a female president after seeing how easy it is to attack a world leader. When Kamala doesn't let Lucas have Monticello as his own personal fart box, he will just hit her. I mean hitting women till he gets what he wants works fine. It is how he dealt with Suzanne.

I can see it now. Lucas waddles into the oval office as the secret service are caught up p in a rousing game of Jenga. Yelling about racism and he's an OG Bernie supporter and just slaps Harris a few times saying give me the "USA credit card" and grabs the red phone on her desk. Not aware it's use he starts listing the pizza toppings he wants as the baffled major general assumes this is a hostage code and throws 4 peace makers right at Rio. Death toll 27 million.

15 minutes later a knock on the door as the secret service ask if they can take an early lunch they find a fat Lucas screaming about Telmorores research as Kamala is hiding behind a couch desperately waving a stapler in self defense.

Lucas looks over and asks where his pizza is calmly assuming this is his door dash.

The next part involves a lot of mp7 magazines being emptied into the fat faggot. But as Lucas is gay his death is his dream, he's being multiple penetration by two men Heckler and Koch.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is the last person who should be making these kinds of claims

- Lucas was reeeing demanding another zoomer bae on the internet right up to the minute he got on the plane to LA to supposedly go meet his 16 year old rich zoomer girlfriend, so he's proven himself a cheater

- Lucas is a pathological liar, lies about literally everything and is very likely lying to every person he talks to

- Lucas has a history of screwing people over and admitting to it. He used to scam random people online and steal from his own roommates by his own admission

Lucas is guilty of all of the things he is accusing trump of doing

 

[Da Dude123]

"Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, bigots.". Lucas is plenty good and he's ready to be a dad.

 

[WonderWino]

"Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, bigots.". Lucas is plenty good and he's ready to be a dad.



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Lucas better be careful with that logic. He's the one who is always fetishizing black women and saying how much he wants to date them because he likes hoodrats with big lips. He also talks about wanting to date teen girls in a way that implies he wants them as a teen fuck mommy slave that does anything he says. So those two combine to describe what he's saying rather well

In other words lucas is projecting exactly what he is thinking and what he wants. He's talking eerily like cartman with the student athlete stuff. I can see it now....

Why yes I do declare sir and to any government agencies that may be listening in I don't want a slave I want an 18 year old black girlfriend

That said lucas is clearly ignoring the long history he has of admitting to trying to 'date' 15, 16 and 17 year olds, trying to commit felony grooming of a minor with said 15 year old and flying down to LA to meet someone who he thought was 16

and yes lucas, a 30 year old trying to go out of his way constantly to 'date an 18 year old' and getting angry and defensive when questioned about the appropriateness of it and said 30 year olds intentions and reasoning for it is very likely a predator. Even if it is technically legal it doesn't mean it isn't predatory. You're also nearly 45 lucas not 30 and the fact you've tried to publicly shift to 18 year olds after years of having it pointed out that 16 was not legal for you while you made exactly the same arguments and got just as angry and defensive about it shows your intentions are predatory and inappropriate

and speaking of predatory behavior, lets not forget that lucas only talks about the younger ones when he's forced to address past incidents when evidence of them pops up, like the burrito stuff or the trying to get the 17 year old to cut her finger off to prove her love and such. We only know about those incidents because the teens involved went public and talked about it. I'd bet money on there being many more we don't know about because lucas knows he did some sketchy shit and won't ever bring them up and for whatever reason the teens involved never talked about them publicly either. Keep in mind that lucas was very calm and deliberate about his demand for that 17 year old to cut her finger off. That shit didn't come out of nowhere right then and there. He had done that shit before to the point he was comfortable about making those kinds of demands

Says the guy who tried to groom a 15 year old with a burrito and solicited child pornography from a 17 year old. Shouldn't be pointing fingers for felonies at anyone there lucas considering what you are guilty of

and they're not knocking him for his age, they're knocking him for the obvious dementia symptoms and mental issues he's showing. Lucas defending the little girl hair sniffing biden, declaring anyone knocking him as 'ageist bigots' has some major mrbeast and that pedo troon vibes to it

and somehow I doubt jesus would have a problem with women dating who they want to, money or otherwise lucas. He's clearly trying to manipulate christian girls in a very predatory manner

EDIT:

Daily reminder that lucas gets free healthcare, free education that he wasted and only took advantage of at all for the sole purpose of trying to meet a zoomer bae and put no effort into anything school related so he flunked out

and what the fuck is that tard of a woman going on about with prisons being a violation of peoples right to liberty because its operated for profit? She must be one of those abolish prisons retard. Prison is a punishment, criminals go there, its supposed to deny you of your liberty thats the entire point

Well that totally isn't a creepy thing to say at all. and 'you're haters toward me for no reason' is bs and he knows it. Theres a fucking laundry list of reasons why people hate lucas. But his being single has nothing to do with any 'haters.' Haters do not magically prevent lucas from approaching women or women from approaching him. His own behavior does that

 

[Cheesegirl78]

And wasn't Lucas slobbering over two teenage girls he saw walking somewhere?

Someone that knew one of the girls came here to find out more about Lucas and was horrified, IIRC.

 

[Melas Zomos]

And wasn't Lucas slobbering over two teenage girls he saw walking somewhere?

Someone that knew one of the girls came here to find out more about Lucas and was horrified, IIRC.

He was on the second floor of I think the bus station filming young girls walking around outside, calling them mommy material and saying something like "you can tell they're like 21"

edit: it starts around 11:13 in this video and goes on for a few minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-66qzXX8jnY&t=2s

 

[not in the cards]

"Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, bigots.". Lucas is plenty good and he's ready to be a dad.



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It never ceases to amaze me how he can't look after himself, he knows that he'll be fucked if the government abolished welfare and yet he still insists on raising a kid with some hot zoomer bae.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

It never ceases to amaze me how he can't look after himself, he knows that he'll be fucked if the government abolished welfare and yet he still insists on raising a kid with some hot zoomer bae.

Silly, he expects the hot zoomer bae to be his personal slave/bangmaid, and get a 40 hour a week job so he can sit on his ass at home and maybe, just maybe pick up a stick or two every once in a while.

 

[WonderWino]

Silly, he expects the hot zoomer bae to be his personal slave/bangmaid, and get a 40 hour a week job so he can sit on his ass at home and maybe, just maybe pick up a stick or two every once in a while.

Every time the stuff about him picking up sticks it makes me think that in the blair witch project it was really lucas creeping around the woods in 1994, leaving stickmen outside the tent as an offering to heather, screaming lunacy in the woods at night and trying to scare off the flatbill guys so he could creep on heather in the woods of washington state, only to have them wander into the dilapidated werner family home in the elk kingdom at the end of the movie, being essentially herded there by lucas, not realizing king roy fucked off years earlier and left the place abandoned, which enrages lucas and causes her to kill mike and heather at the end

and remember a few days I ago I wondered how long it would take before lucas cycled back to his poet wern insanity? Well....

Like fucking clockwork. Even in his poetry he's angry as fuck and literally repeating the same exact insanity he's been talking non stop, just put into a badly structured poetry form. Still disappointed he didn't call it shall I compare thee to a zoomer bae though

and I see he's talking about supporting BLM and pride despite screaming nigger all the time and pointing out how much he wants to manipulate gays to his own end, how much he spazzes out at any hint whatsoever of having done any gay shit himself and reeeeing big time about troons

The whole thing reminds me of this:

Same energy

 

[The Garden]

Lucas poetry, and most of his other writing, feels like the dumbest game of buzz word bingo ever.

 

[not in the cards]

But wait! There's more lunacy:

Lucas is the least empathetic person on this earth. All his acts of "charity" he does because he thinks it'll help him get enough good boy points for that teen puss puss he so desperately craves. He's autistic, not artistic. And he's the most impatient person in the state of Washington.

So is he back to trying to woo christian girls again or not? He said he needed to date an atheist earlier. Also, I find it hilarious that anyone who has more money than him (which isn't hard considering his reckless spending and inability to be responsible with any cent he gets) is automatically 'wealthy' as far as he's concerned and is either a political enemy or a hypocrite. Don't ask him about his spending habits. Oh no. The Wern doesn't need any advice.

 

[WonderWino]

80s hair metal bands were not troons lucas and were not trying to be troons. Liking them has absolutely nothing to do with liking or hating troons. What a fucking idiot. Especially considering all the posts and videos lucas made angrily ranting about how much he hates troons. Lucas is a manipulative hypocrite as always

Jesus never said that and that quote at this point is accepted to have been badly translated and not at all what was being said. Lucas is also repeating the same statements word for word like its some kind of magic spell that will get him what he wants. Lucas is whining because his 'job' is the absolute bare minimum min wage part time intended for literal retards job he could get. If he wanted to be able to compete with other men and actually afford a woman he should have gotten a real job and actually put effort into college to get a degree he could get a decent job with

Sounds ilke a description of lucas, except lucas is a greedy sociopath rather than a psychopath. Lucas is too stupid, too lazy and too impulsive to be a psychopath

Trump is not a pedophile lucas and he cut all ties with epstein and banned him from all of his properties when he started noticing red flags about him. Those aren't the actions of a pedophile

and lucas is in no position to be accusing trump or anyone else of being a pedo considering his long history of grooming teens, trying to have sex with teens, flying to LA to try to have sex with a teen, trying to offer drugs to teens, taking in homeless teens to try to take advantage of them and soliciting kiddie porn from teens. All of which is documented. Not to mention his multiple admissions on the very facebook page he's using to ree about trump being a pedo, that he himself is a pedo

EDIT:

Sounds like lucas is starting to resent his boss. I wonder if this is cause he assumes his boss is a trump supporting capitalist because he's lucas's boss or because he said something lucas didn't like and it made him angry. I'll laugh my ass off if this kind of attitude leads to lucas getting shitcanned for trying to cause agitation with his coworkers by trying to demand they organize some crackpot wern tier socialist union

and it shows just how out of touch lucas is that he'd offer veal of all things to supposed '18' year old left wing socialist zoomer bae. No zoomer bae would want that and most would be pissed off at the suggestion of it cause of animal rights. They'd screech that lucas is cruel animal abusing creep. No doubt this is even more accurate than they'd realize as lucas's weird obsession with combining food with sex and going out of his way to bring up veal makes me think back to his psycho memes about when you eat cheese and drink alcohol you're taking age inside you and that lucas feels the reverse about veal - when he eats veal he's consuming youth and taking youth inside him in a sexual way in a way that ties into his crackpot age gap telomere bs. Remember, he admitted as much with his you're the calf and i'm the cow stuff

Now stop and consider that a moment and take that scenario to its logical conclusion. If lucas were to actually convince some zoomer bae to go have a veal dinner with him and what would be going through his mind while staring at her creepily and eating his young veal. There would be all kinds of twisted sexual fetish shit going on there in his head and he'd be giving her psycho creepy dagger eyes the entire time. He'd fetishize and twist that around in his head into some kind of really fucked up ritual and he'd obsess over it for years afterwards

Thats some serious incel shit right there and it sounds like he's channeling russell greer. You heard him - OF whores should pay lucas for putting out porn on OF and not fucking him, causing lucas emotional damage and neglect

For someone who reeees about not being an incel, lucas sure does love to talk exactly like an incel

@Fatal Walter should definitely include that one in his next wern video

 

[WonderWino]

It fucking happened: lucas got his ass fired

Thats a real interesting way of admitting he's too incompetent and slow, and gets distracted leering at customers to do a simple job literally intended for retards

This explains the frequent reeeing about wanting $10 friend requests and the angry stuff about 'your' boss and politics. In fact that makes me think he got pissy about something someone said about trump and wigged out, getting his ass fired and this is his way of damage control. He knows he can't hide losing his job but he can try to make people think it wasn't his fault. Clearly he's pissed at his boss for something political related

EDIT:

On further consideration i'm pretty sure lucas is alluding to having been on probation from day 1 with his speed and general competency kept track of and recently had a sit down with his boss to discuss the results with him. Lucas did not pass this evaluation, being told he's too slow and lazy to do the job (remember this job was getting items to put orders together for customers, so lucas had plenty of time to fuck around when people weren't looking and leer at people - just like I said would happen, this got noticed cause lucas is too retarded to understand he was told he would be watched while on probation. Lucas argued, got pissy and got fired. Hence lucas starting to ebeg for friend requests and such again and why he posted the stuff about his boss's political interests being against lucas's (we all know lucas likes to accuse people of being 'cockblocking republicans' and various versions of that when they make him angry, so its likely something to this effect happened and he got shitcanned) and this post is a subtle admission he is 'no longer employed' without admitting outright he was blatantly fired as a way of getting ahead of any rumors and questions that would start when the bragging about expensive meals and such stopped and the ebegging ramped up

In other words, lucas had a repeat of his getting fired from mcdonalds cause he was too incompetent to work the fryer and too incompetent to unload trucks. Even what he's doing now is attempting to imply he's 'looking for a new job' rather than the fact he's no longer employed, similar to how he pretended he was going to work back with cyril until he was caught out by his girlfriend by chance having seen him walking around when he was supposed to be working

Its fucking hilarious how accurately lucas's failure at this job was predicted

 

[Krathnami]

Whatever the reason for Lucas’ firing, it didn’t happen the way he described

 

[Da Dude123]

On Lucas looking for a new job, I had noticed that he had not mentioned much about his job recently and that it had been about two weeks since he took pictures of himself eating at a restaurant. I sort of wondered if something had happened. And it looks like it has.

I guess he worked for what about 2 months? He lasted longer than anyone thought. As for him being slow. He is a fat cow of a man. Moving fast is not gonna work. I bet he never works again.

 

[WonderWino]

Whatever the reason for Lucas’ firing, it didn’t happen the way he described

Yeah definitely. Things are never the way he claims they are, especially when its something that reflects badly on him. Even the way he's trying to downplay it speaks volumes. I wasn't fired! I'm just looking for a job thats a better fit and doesn't require me to do even the simplest tasks quickly which applies to pretty much every job you can think of. Its a caveat he worded to both explain things in a way that totally doesn't reflect badly on him and that he will use to justify not being able to get a job in the future

The comments are starting on it. Lucas in a sales position would be quite the thing to see. He'd introduce himself and start acting nutty and quickly end up asking for dating tips, phone numbers or asking for a date if its a woman. Hell i'm surprised lucas doesn't think he could use a sales job as an excuse to interact with women without having to approach them in a public setting for a date directly. Pretty funny lucas admitting he's not qualified to sell anything. I guess his short stint at the mcdonalds register spooked him too much. Someone should suggest he get a job selling cars to see how he reacts

and right back to the age gap insanity he goes

No lucas, we don't think the white person is going to enslave the nonwhite person. But we know the creepy 44 year old hobo is going to try to groom and molest the 16 year old 'age gap' teen in your scenario

and of course 'don't date creepily young girls' he manages to twist into demands about not being racist or homophobic completely nonsensically

 

[Zoomies]

What middle aged woman is Lucas interacting with?

I'm assuming a new coworker since his angerposts seem to be spiking on the weekend, and he's admitted to working weekends before.

Hes talking his way right back into a locked ward. Cue the meltdowns once he misses his expensive dinners out.

On Lucas looking for a new job, I had noticed that he had not mentioned much about his job recently and that it had been about two weeks since he took pictures of himself eating at a restaurant. I sort of wondered if something had happened. And it looks like it has.

I guess he worked for what about 2 months? He lasted longer than anyone thought. As for him being slow. He is a fat cow of a man. Moving fast is not gonna work. I bet he never works again.

 

[WonderWino]

How about mcdonalds lucas? You have experience with that one after all. Theres always the army, they've dropped their standards out of desperation lately and i'm sure they could use a few mcnamaras morons types who can take bullets like a sandbag to protect the important people

This is the kind of question he should be asking his job counselor. Unsurprisingly, lucas wasn't paying attention during any part of the process. 44 years old and he doesn't know what kind of things constitute an entry level job

They should make lucas take a flagger job with a road crew. Make him get up in the middle of the night to get ready and spend 12 hours a day in the summer heat holding a sign. Don't need to be fast for that. But lucas is too stupid and incompetent even for that

Perhaps he could apply for a line cook position at a spokane diner. Now that would be hilarious from start to finish. The abominations that would come out of that diners kitchen would be the stuff of legend, plus you just know he'd be sneaking food for himself every chance he got and would probably end up getting arrested for it

Maybe have him haul bricks around as a day laborer at a construction site. He wouldn't last two shifts

Put him to work in a call center with a bunch of indians on work visas, that would be all kinds of hilarious. Best part is he's alot like the indians, except he pisses in the sink and shits on bushes and they shit on the street. But they both smell strange, talk nonsense and try to scam everyone they meet and are all obsessed with fucking teen girls

But we all know why he is asking about entry level jobs. He wants something stupid easy where he has to do virtually nothing at whatever pace he wants and get paid alot of money for it. He got a taste for expensive shitty restaurant food and doesn't want to give that up and go back to having $13 a month nor does he want to have to go back to not being hobo king of mallon place and lording it over everyone. Its going to eat at him and get him all kinds of angry the longer he goes without money and expensive food

That doesn't make any sense at all and is directly contradictory to how a monarchy functions

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Yech, not a flagger job. Try getting stuck first in line with a creepy flagger pestering you.