Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[kcbbq]

80s hair metal bands were not troons lucas and were not trying to be troons. Liking them has absolutely nothing to do with liking or hating troons. What a fucking idiot. Especially considering all the posts and videos lucas made angrily ranting about how much he hates troons. Lucas is a manipulative hypocrite as always

Especially since the hair and makeup thing was done by their girlfriends and they went with it because happy girlfriends make young men happy. Then most men stopped going to their shows because of it but their ticket sales didn't drop because young women flocked to those shows. I'm sure a ton of young ladies showing up to see your music and not the denim and leather dudes that was the Hollywood metal core group before that was totally going to not encourage them.

Then the dudes realized they could go to a metal show and there would actually be girls there and everyone dressed up like that and a lot of people made a lot of money to blow on drugs over a few year period.

It's exactly like a drag queen grinding his crotch on an 11 year old's face.

 

[Bassomatic]

Friends, I can't tell you how happy I am we got a video. This is like that feeling when you pull your fishing rod and it tugs back, not just a hang but a fight.

I need that Barney from the Simpsons gif IT BEGINS.

I don't drink soda, and no I'm not going to act high and mighty about that, I just don't. Soda has a few niche cooking uses and not all my guests consume alcohol so I keep some good soda on hand. Apparently wanting my food good and guests happy makes me a neo nazi now. I never knew real Dr Pepper and not Dr pibb made me a Trump fan.

Also amazing he worked into soda and sexuality because we all know bigot mean "wont fuck me". I'm actually impressed and excited for this mania spree.

Ok I said I would not get snobby about soda but.. it's a fucking luxury. If you can't afford the 20 cents more you got bigger problems. Only Lucas can act like something that's an unhealthy treat is a right.

Speaking of that. Isn't why he ended up in jail because of the Devils Pepsi? Why would you even think about brands of such an dangerous substance. That would be like someone who had a bad reaction to weed bitching about different strains and their quality.

I don't smoke should I judge Newport smokers but not Marlboro? Fucking insanity. Lucas is going to be reeing harder and harder with no way to food soothe his anger.

Oh we got some slam poetry my favorite cringe.

He's promising stuff he can't fulfill. Will Mallon let his zoomer bae have a plate of their mashed potatoes? No shit he wants to spend all his time with her. He lives in a filthy flop house for old retarded. He hates it there and would be much happier leeching off a young girl.

The streets call you Lucas. Girls will be impressed by your rebellion and fight against capitalism, Spokane needs a hobo king. Girls like royalty. Mallon House is holding you back and a cock block. No girl could resist the homie Jamie he's a slayer. Leave Mallon and your hard earned welfare check is all yours! Steak pizza gyro and sushi! Mallons stopping you and feeding you pills and lies to keep the money and baes for themselves. Trust the wind it speaks the truth.the Earth is healing because Greta and less cars. Listen to the truth,go forth and find a bae.

It doesn't get brought up but I noticed his stupid "I'll be nice to my gf" we know is a lie because he has had one gf and he was abusive an neglectful. But it shows both his predatory nature and girls age he goes after. No girl in his actual age range (we'll give 10 yeara on each side so 35-55) is going to be wooed with the concept of respect. The only girls who fall for that are 12 or broken from abusive relationships and think not being a punching bag is a novel idea.

I don't mean to badmouth Suzanne too much but she met Lucas in a loony bin. Those places are not dating sites. You're there because you're a danger to yourself and or others. She's got a few screws loose clearly and fell for Lucas "I'd be good if I had a gf" he did not lose weight, he did not get a job, he did not help around the house. He hit her. Sounds like he was normal Lucas just with a gf.

Science and logic reason Lucas who's in way worse mental and physical health would be even worse than he was with a gf. Where's the big "facts don't care about your imagination" claims now Luke?

OFC Lucas figured yet again how to link sex and something that has nothing to do with sex. Frankly I'm expecting Lucas to call Kamala "fried chicken" or "curry" (even grosser than the racism he's sexualizes that) I know someone who's union and will always put his vote in for who will let him sleep in his government truck all day aka Democrats. But he said she's a "gross mullato" frankly I was impressed he knew that word.

I know we have said this dozens of times and tard plot armor kicks in but feels like the last outpouring before this cow crosses a line he can't undo.

 

[WonderWino]

New video dropped

So he went from we'll go anywhere you want to eat' to we'll meet at the restaurant I chose cause i'm paying for the date

Tell me who you are in the comment section and why would I want to date you and now he's saying he'll date 40 year olds. Then 30, then 25. He's trying to manipulate people into thinking he's not creeping on just young girls yet goes down immediately to his usual max age

He decided to quit to not hold down the team. Yeah sure lucas. Thats the most obvious lie he's ever told. That proves it, he got his ass shitcanned and it didn't go well

and watch out employers of spokane - lucas has a whole team on his job hunt now

and lucas is thinking of security or a hotel or something like that. LOL lucas trying to do a security job. and thinks that doesn't involve alot of running around? Nigger I spent 12 straight hours a day running around hospitals and seniors homes dealing with dementia patients. No fucking way lucas could do that

If his wranglers are truly stupid enough to tell lucas to pursue a security job they're legitimately incompetent and advising him to do something dangerous for everyone involved. If any security company is actually stupid enough to consider hiring lucas they need to be reported because they haven't properly carried out a background check, full stop. That shit is putting everyone involved in danger and the public

and lucas working at a hotel? Fucking yikes. He'd go full EB farnum and be creeping on every woman staying there with holes he drilled in the walls discreetly to watch them in their rooms. Lucas is exactly the kind of creep that does that kind of thing

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Could you imagine him working security in a store?

The LP in the places I worked would tell stories of women offering sex/BJs/anything if they could be let go.

Lucas would take advantage of that in a heartbeat.

 

[Bassomatic]

JD Vance isn't even 40 why aren't you praising him Lucas?

We know he reads here and he's really dumb. There are security jobs when you fuck off 24/7. In event of something you still need to you know do stuff and know what to do. Lucas dreams of laziness and paid but he could not rise to the need when it comes.

He's the kinda guy who hates fire fighters because they get paid when they aren't walking into burning buildings.

I like the control freak is already starting, he's calling the shots on the date so alpha!!! That will get girls.

Why don't you just do an all you can eat buffet you fat faggot? You can put whipped cream on your green beans and no one bats an eye.

 

[WonderWino]

Could you imagine him working security in a store?

The LP in the places I worked would tell stories of women offering sex/BJs/anything if they could be let go.

Lucas would take advantage of that in a heartbeat.

Indeed, and he'd get his ass arrested and prosecuted for it. Security companies do not fuck around with that kind of thing cause of the liability and how easily it can cost them clients. Hell I had shit like that happen myself a few times. Got flashed, got offered everything from weed to bjs to look the other way by some crackhead looking skank who apparently intended to shoplift from a hardware store of all places and that isn't even getting into the shit that happened on the local native reserve when I had to guard a (legal) weed growing op. That stuff they say about women getting fucked up from bring raised on the rez? Its true

Like you said lucas would absolutely take advantage of that. Some crackhead street teen trying to shoplift at the mall or whatever would know exactly what lucas is in five seconds flat and that he'd go for it. She'd offer to blow him to look the other way or even go get something for her, and assuming she actually went through with it instead of fucking off the moment she got what the wanted, lucas would suddenly have a big whoopsie when she got busted and hes on camera looking the other way and doing shit with her and the cops tell him she was 15 or 16 at the time. Lukie boy would be going to prison real quick and find himself a registered sex offender. No doubt screeching she looked 23! I know what a 23 year old looks like! I've been to college! like he tried to pull during the LA incident when the fact the catfish told him she was 16 was brought up. He'd also believe, in a situation like this, that he could push one step further and make 'arrangements' with said teen crackhead shoplifter that he could look the other way in exchange for her dating him and becoming his girlfriend, just like he tried to blackmail his neighbors. I can absolutely see lucas agreeing to look the other initially, getting his 'reward' and then telling her if she didn't become his girlfriend he would call the cops on her. Its a pure lucas move and exactly the kind of thing he would do when he thought he had leverage. The best part there is she'd very likely refuse and when he called the cops not only get his own ass arrested but she'd get off the shoplifting by claiming he threatened her to bring him whatever from the store and then raped her and go ahead officers do a rape kit it'll prove it and surprise surprise they get a match to lucas from the rape kit cause she blew him or fucked him or whatever. She'd walk away free and lucas would end up a convicted teen rapist who used his position of authority as a mall security guard to force a 15 year old runaway to get him stuff he wanted from the store and then raped her. Given his history, his local infamy and years of his documented behavior, criminal record and psych ward convictions there isn't a lawyer on the planet that could get a jury to believe he wasn't guilty. One word about why he got kicked out of pioneer pathway house for the blackmail shit, the video of him admitting to it and mention of his years of ranting about teen girls, magic sperm and breeding them would have the jury calling for his head

and all so lucas could stuff his fat ass with more expensive steaks and woo a girlfriend. Monkey paw wish indeed

Lucas proving how stupid he is again. Its quite clear he doesn't understand why they were wearing those

 

[WonderWino]

He looks fucking mental in this pic and thinks he's advertising himself well to zoomer baes

You know fox has an actual news service right lucas? Nobody said that about a fucking news service, it wouldn't even be remotely legal to try to force them to do that. Not to mention there isn't a media company in the US who doesn't spout misinformation and blatant lies on a daily basis lucas

Retirement age and social security? Says the guy who has been essentially retired and living off the government since he was 20. You just want more free shit that everyone else has to pay for lucas

 

[Da Dude123]

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He looks fucking mental in this pic and thinks he's advertising himself well to zoomer baes

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You know fox has an actual news service right lucas? Nobody said that about a fucking news service, it wouldn't even be remotely legal to try to force them to do that. Not to mention there isn't a media company in the US who doesn't spout misinformation and blatant lies on a daily basis lucas

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Retirement age and social security? Says the guy who has been essentially retired and living off the government since he was 20. You just want more free shit that everyone else has to pay for lucas

Is he holding a slice of pizza? I wonder if he broke down and used the rest of his last paycheck to go back and get another "Frazier pizza" and a Guinness? "Guinness, he said stoutly.". Remember that line from our resident cow?

He said he in one of his videos that he could afford a steak dinner within a couple of weeks. But those flatbills with their cars can afford one right now, right now, right now. Just put it on their credit card.

 

[WonderWino]

Is he holding a slice of pizza? I wonder if he broke down and used the rest of his last paycheck to go back and get another "Frazier pizza" and a Guinness? "Guinness, he said stoutly.". Remember that line from our resident cow?

He said he in one of his videos that he could afford a steak dinner within a couple of weeks. But those flatbills with their cars can afford one right now, right now, right now. Just put it on their credit card.

If thats what he did the caption on that picture should be tossed salads and scrambled brains

That said, if he didn't use the last of his pay for that he certainly must have for this:

Those two looks like speds from mallon place. No doubt using lucas to get free food cause they know he's an idiot. Also no doubt lucas only did this to a) look like the hobo king of mallon place and b) cause he thought since that guy has a girlfriend that he would give lucas tips, numbers or help him get one as well. He pulled the same shit with isik and his brother and with everyone else he comes into contact with

and I see he hasn't changed his shirt since he took the other pic

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

These videos don't sound like Lucas really wants a date, though. It's bragging about the expensive food he can buy.

Call me gullible, but I sympathize for Lucas' gluttony addiction.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The looks on their faces..."Who is this weird creep, and why did he sit down at our table?"

 

[Da Dude123]

If thats what he did the caption on that picture should be tossed salads and scrambled brains

That said, if he didn't use the last of his pay for that he certainly must have for this:
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Those two looks like speds from mallon place. No doubt using lucas to get free food cause they know he's an idiot. Also no doubt lucas only did this to a) look like the hobo king of mallon place and b) cause he thought since that guy has a girlfriend that he would give lucas tips, numbers or help him get one as well. He pulled the same shit with isik and his brother and with everyone else he comes into contact with

and I see he hasn't changed his shirt since he took the other pic

What the hell is he doing? Dinner for three people in a sit down restaurant is not cheap. I bet he spent at least $70 after taxes and tip. The dipshit is unemployed and he is doing this. I guess he thinks they can do something for him. He thinks wrong. Two other speds from Mallon Place. Here is a better picture of them and one of lolcow Lucas Werner . What a dumbass.

 

[AnOminous]

What the hell is he doing? Dinner for three people in a sit down restaurant is not cheap. I bet he spent at least $70 after taxes and tip. The dipshit is unemployed and he is doing this.

He didn't buy shit, he just leaned in and took a creepshot of these clearly uncomfortable people then went back to his own table.

 

[WonderWino]

He didn't buy shit, he just leaned in and took a creepshot of these clearly uncomfortable people then went back to his own table.

That wouldn't surprise me at all. Lucas has a long history of inappropriately taking pictures and videos of people in all kinds of places. He's done it in bars and other restaurants as well so theres no reason to think he wouldn't do it this time. Also explains their reactions to the picture

Too bad he didn't get his ass kicked out over it. He'd have been big mad

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Couldn't even bother to get the food off of his shirt before he took a picture.

 

[WonderWino]

Couldn't even bother to get the food off of his shirt before he took a picture.

Knowing lucas he was probably saving it for later

Also jamie has made a return:

The fuck is lucas doing? He gets fired and suddenly decides the best thing to do after getting fired is to act nigger rich and buy a bunch of food for multiple people?

He must really have convinced himself this is a good plan to show off his value and convince everyone to help him get a zoomer bae before the cash funs out cause he's expecting to be broke soon. Retard logic to a T. Generally you do this shit before you get fired, while you actually have an income, not immediately after

No wonder he has a payee

That said, I wonder what lucas would do if some attractive zoomer who knew who he was and happened to be there at the time made a point of looking at him, making direct eye contact for awhile and then walking over to him, with lucas assuming this is his big moment and shes totally interested in him...and she stops at the table, looks him over one last time and turns to the people at the table and says you guys should be careful, this guy is a well known and admitted pedophile and predator thats baited teens and people who he thinks will help him get teens with free food and booze. Just google his name and you'll see real quick with his fb posts showing his pedo admissions and a few screenshots of trying to bait teens ready to show if he tried to deny it

His reaction to that would be interesting. I wonder if that would end with lucas in jail or eastern state. No way he wouldn't have some kind of angry screaming break down

Another pic he posted with jamie

 

[AnOminous]

Too bad he didn't get his ass kicked out over it. He'd have been big mad

I'd prefer this.

 

[WonderWino]

He looks legitimately retarded in this pic. Like actual, window licker special needs kid in one of those elementary school timeout rooms

He's also got that same weird body language and look going on that he had when he made that video where he was licking that womans deoderant stick. Thats rather.....concerning

 

[Club Sandwich]

wtf discoloration is going on here? how much of a greasy disgusting blob are you that headphones get sweat stains???

 

[WonderWino]

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wtf discoloration is going on here? how much of a greasy disgusting blob are you that headphones get sweat stains???

I suspect one of the following:

- grease from his skin cause lucas never showers
- ear sweat
- some kind of fungus or growth caused by something on his skin

I'm thinking its the first one - it looks an awful lot like that grease stain on the wall next to his bed at his old fartbox. Perhaps its how lucas marks his territory and property

I wouldn't want to be the guy who at mallon place who asks lucas to borrow those earphones and doesn't notice whatever the fuck that is until after removing them