Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Twrx]

1. Lucas barely has basic reading comprehension and derives utter nonsense out of half the shit he reads and makes his own conclusions over. Case in point: every 'science' related thing he's ever read

You forgot that he would burn every religious book on the planet given the chance.

 

[WonderWino]

You forgot that he would burn every religious book on the planet given the chance.

Good point, if lucas could he'd make a big pile of every religious book on the planet in the park in spokane, light it up and dance around gleefully bare ass naked in a true manic atheist euphoria

Lucas really does find the most bizarre and nonsensical memes sometimes. Its not immigrants people are threatened by lucas its the illegals who overload and exploit the system. You know, like you do. The very system you yourself are dependent on. The system that only exists because there is an economy strong enough to generate enough wealth and resources to support the existence of billionaires

Lets see how lucas likes it if a bunch of mexicans and haitians move to spokane and overload the system to the point they start getting preferential treatment and lucas gets his money and support cut back considerably. He wouldn't be praising immigrants and blaming billionaires for stealing his money then. Lucas comes off as even more out of touch than actual rich hollywood idiots that live in guarded communities in a bubble. Much like lucas does at mallon place

 

[HackerX]

Lets see how lucas likes it if a bunch of mexicans and haitians move to spokane and overload the system to the point they start getting preferential treatment and lucas gets his money and support cut back considerably. He wouldn't be praising immigrants and blaming billionaires for stealing his money then. Lucas comes off as even more out of touch than actual rich hollywood idiots that live in guarded communities in a bubble. Much like lucas does at mallon place

I'll do you one better. Let's see how Lucas likes it when he spots an illegal talking to a zoomer bae. I'm not sure if his brain would explode or if he'd start clamoring for mass deportation and a wall. Hell, maybe he'd start calling the zoomers xenophobes for talking to an illegal and not offering themselves up to him and his steak dinners.

 

[WonderWino]

I'll do you one better. Let's see how Lucas likes it when he spots an illegal talking to a zoomer bae. I'm not sure if his brain would explode or if he'd start clamoring for mass deportation and a wall. Hell, maybe he'd start calling the zoomers xenophobes for talking to an illegal and not offering themselves up to him and his steak dinners.

I'm not sure which would be funnier - lucas going full stormfront tier screeching at seeing some illegal hitting on a zoomer bae he wanted and ranting about her being some trump supporting bigot for wanting to fuck the illegal black guy but not the screeching hobo, or lucas going off at the illegal and saying enough shit to cop a hate crime charge. Lucas catching a hate crime charge for screeching insults at an illegal and acting threatening would be peak wern behavior and be hilarious after years of ranting about everyone else being republican bigots. What I wouldn't give to see the bodycam footage of that encounter with the cops

 

[Beautiful Border]

This guy is one of the reasons why I hate generational labels so much. He says he wants "Gen Z girls" because he knows saying "I want a girl who's currently between 15 and 25" when he's pushing 40 makes him sound like a creep. It doesn't sound as bad even though they mean exactly the same thing.

I think this speaks to a wider problem with generational labels as a concept. We already have perfectly useful labels (teenager, young adult, etc.) to describe the different life stages people are at. We don't need a new label for every new cohort of young people that comes along every ten years.

Talking about "Millennials" or "Gen Z" as if they're identities makes it sound less like it's based on age, if that makes sense? In Lucas's case it's obvious that's what he's doing because he doesn't talk about "Millennial girls" the way he did a decade ago, but the way society now frames this concept does give too much cover to creeps who are like him IMO.

 

[WonderWino]

Uh oh. Lucas is not going to be happy to hear this about his precious generation x

Trump being popular with gen x women? He'll be furious and double down on his 'zoomers are the most socialist generation' schtick that much more. I wonder what lucas would have done if his parents told him they were planning on voting for trump

 

[Da Dude123]

No, it's not, you dumb cow. It's cause of the liberals and having our tax money go to the illegal aliens, Ukraine, and layabouts like you, Lucas. And as Wonder Wino mentioned, if the Haitians arrive in Spokane, it's gonna effect Lucas and all his handouts. Then the moooing will take a different tone. Cause Kamala and the demmycrats will put priority on them over fat lolcows like Lucas.

And since the stock market is beyond comprehension to a bum like Lucas, it effects normal people. Many working class people have 401Ks that are tied to the stock market. Some even have money in regular brokerage accounts that are tied to the stock market.

 

[WonderWino]

I know lucas is an idiot but holy shit thats retarded logic even for lucas. The names of the days of the week have nothing to do with anything as far as proving whether a god exists or not. Nor does anyone claim that jesus is the center of the universe. For someone who claims to read the bible as often as lucas does and who claims to have all these gotchas to prove atheism correct he sure does make up alot of bizarre nonsense about it

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

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I know lucas is an idiot but holy shit thats retarded logic even for lucas. The names of the days of the week have nothing to do with anything as far as proving whether a god exists or not.

I'll be a tiny bit fair to Lucas here and note that I've seen a decent amount of posts and Gigachad-type memes mocking the distinction between BC/AD and the more recent BCE/CE way of dividing up the years, basically calling it a difference without a distinction that still bases things on the incarnation of Jesus Christ in this world. I'm pretty sure one of them was even in a 40K group where it's difficult to know what's ironic or not, given that Big E borrows both from Christianity and French Enlightenment-type hardcore atheism.

Maybe if he were more sane he'd be approaching a point: drawing attention to BC or BCE as a dumber form of Christian apologism is about as legit as making your case for Indo-European gods based on "Wednesday" ("Woden"/"Odin", oddly enough "Mittwoch" ("midweek") in modern German) or "January" ("Janus") or "March" ("Mars").

 

[Krathnami]

Food and sex: his two true loves.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Just what someone in kidney failure needs.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Look, if you were Lucas would you want to prolong your own life? Or would you just indulge in literally the one form of pleasure you can achieve, which glutting yourself on "luxury" foods even if it means an early grave.

 

[WonderWino]

Look, if you were Lucas would you want to prolong your own life? Or would you just indulge in literally the one form of pleasure you can achieve, which glutting yourself on "luxury" foods even if it means an early grave.

Why do I get the feeling he drank the pickle juice after eating the whole bottle. and he wonders why his kidneys are fucked. I wonder how lucas would react if told advertising large pickles like that is something gay zoomer guys do online to low key advertise they're open to getting fucked by other guys. Maybe something including telling him its good he's advertising himself in a way zoomers can understand and its not surprising he's into taking zoomer twink dick considering the vibe he gives off. He'd probably wig the fuck out

Funny how he isn't talking about the job he was supposedly so close to getting

 

[Bassomatic]

I like when Lucas posts stuff and it's clear citations being "voices in the wind".

He's both making something up that is both nonsense and bias as well as just stupid. The three biggest shifts of wealth to the upper earners have been quite recent infact inflation is one of the major driving factors. We've printed more then 1/4 of all the money ever in this country during current admin.

Factor in the ending of COVID spending Biden had to either accept or cancel, looking more like 1/3.

I don't get into the left and right bullshit because this is the farms, Lucas is always wrong and both sides sure haven't tried to cut spending or increase income.

There's been a lot of "stealth" QEs going on. Playing with rates to keep the DOW high etc. Money directly to the rich. Sounds like Reaganomics. My professional opinion ( I'm legitimately the expert on it least that's what my job tells me then again I'm actually a Dr nigga not a community college drop out.) the market is overvalued because it's getting pumped up. It's sturdier than other pre drop outs but I digress.

We know Lucas can't understand that, if he had the slightest clue it still wouldn't matter because he will never own a stock, never work, never get off welfare. The only thing that he needs is his small army of government employees to make sure he, pays rent, gets his meds, has a roof over his head, eats, takes him to doctors, drives him places, gets him free clothing...etc.

I will say stepping out of my economist shoes, Lucas pretends to be really into green stuff, because he can't drive and wants to fuck Greta. Isn't Trump the guy who has a great idea for helping mother earth in Tariffs? Ok here me out because a lot of reasonable people don't often think outside the box for this.

China, Indian, Africa all have zero fucking care about safety of workers, pollution etc. hence we get cheaper goods because they throw toxic stuff in water and use child labor.

Pre "climate change" being a household term and worry the US carbon emissions had tapered off and are/were dropping.

Where do we get our Amazon junk? Not made in the US with smog filters, OSHA, overtime pay and an EPA .

If you could get the same Temu crap for price of made here sustainable, safely and giving workers a living wage what would you buy?

Now we run into the problem our government spent US poor.. so really, almost like these forever wars, welfare checks and covid costs are killing the planet worse than me driving my no emissions car around.

As I mentioned before it's really hard to not want to slap the fat faggot as I mentioned by law going back to the 70s he's keeping up with inflation, lot of us aren't. His life isn't impacted.

I wanted to dig a little up since I can't say I'm educated well on the hobo kings town. No wonder Lucas doesn't mind immigration he's in an over 80% white area. They aren't there. Probably also why he doesn't get his ass kicked for saying nigger in public, when you have a 2.5% black population.

He's in the 11% of poverty because he's a fat schizophrenic faggot who can't manage a part time job at Walmart.

An interesting fact, Spokane is part of the "unchurched belt" an area with very low religious members. This made me actual laugh out loud. Lucas acts like he's in the Bible belt he's literally in the polar opposite! This means more so these "Christians" he sees/has issues with are absolutely schizo imaginary people.

Damn I'd LOVE to see Lucas end up in a real Christian area. He legitimately is making up and envisioned things to get mad at with a group that's infamous uncommon there.

The slightest research into Lucas be it your first hearing of him to us long time Wern watchers, you find more, his mental illness is boundless. Jesus Christ Myrna what drugs did you do carrying this fat retard? I bet it was your cheap tattoos using some crappy ink that leaked into his broken fetus.

Another hilarious fact, remember how Lucas gets all butt mad on Father's Day because he's a virgin? Want to guess what city it came from? Fucking poetry. There is a LGBT film fest coming up, that will be good for the man who sucked another guy off. Maybe you can take the whole group home with you, just don't get touchy with the homie Jamie, that nigga fucks, and only gen z dime females.

Spokane PD has a history of murdering retards, no wonder Lucas is all ACAB. The library Lucas used to squat at and has been banned from came from a multi billionaire, not government. Funny seems like when we tax the rich we never see the money, leave them alone they give us shit.

Wow showing off brand name pickles. Was this Lucas big splurge with his 17 dollars a month? Something else he stole from a pantry? I hope Lucas has a stroke and ends up in a wheelchair. He's a 7 star chef by his own words why isn't he making his own pickles? Very cheap easy to do could it be Lucas "ready to be a dad" Werner isn't allowed in the kitchen in the retard shack he's in? Does Lucas not understand white vinegar+fridge? Aside that we both know he just can't wait.

Normally I would gripe about the poorest of poor have this insane skewed idea of time is money (why they are poor) but Lucas doesn't have a lot of either. Lmao he's dying. He fears deaths because he wants his pleasures on the mortal coil and he's aware he's hellbound. At least his mommy and him can hang out more than every half decade. Plus he'll meet FDR! Another fat rich kid socialist with issues of keeping it in the family.

I don't know if Dante could place Lucas in a circle he's sinful and all ways and will be punished for it in this life and the next.

Ive often said pride is the most dangerous of all sins, it creates a justification to act evilly and sin. Much of Lucas rage is towards God because instead of learning from his plights he chose to act on them. he really does see himself as plenty good despite how much we meme. A good man being ignored and suffering, there's a whole book on that in the Bible. His rewards come via faith.

Lucas feels he's worthy enough to make God a servant, pride personaifed. When God doesn't give him an endless supply of cheesy cukes and lolis he becomes angry. Wrath. He tried to molest a family member and has had gay sex, he watches absolutely absurd amounts of porn. Lust. Food is his cope because he's unable to connect to anything or anyone. Gluttony. Lucas has worked 2 weeks in this millennium. Sloth. His desires for things people work for and no desire to earn. Envy. He wants to "buy the stock market". Greed.

Funny enough as much as Lucas will try to drown out the religious aspects all of these have very real world basis. Some spiritual non religious text uses them because they serve as important life guides.Being fat will kill you not just God's word look at Lucas health.

Felt a little Bible flex could spice things up and since Lucas reads here how much more angry will he be seeing people he is jealous of see through his masks and give him a good old fire and brimstone sermon. Lucas is going to hell and for an "atheist" he's sure scared of it.

Dunno why I felt like googling the town he desecrates but was it worth it ? Hell yeah. It just made this freak look even more like the mentally ill loser he is.

 

[Pedophobe]

What is it about this thread that inspires niggers to post endless walls of irrelevant text?

Brevity. Soul. Wit. Get it?

 

[WonderWino]

I wanted to dig a little up since I can't say I'm educated well on the hobo kings town. No wonder Lucas doesn't mind immigration he's in an over 80% white area. They aren't there. Probably also why he doesn't get his ass kicked for saying nigger in public, when you have a 2.5% black population.

Just about lucas's only real interaction with black people is that other hobo shareef that he babbled nonsense about how the country should run to on video and fed him some of his toasterbortions at the shelter a few times. That shareef was foolish enough to eat anything that came out of that cursed toaster oven doesn't exactly speak to his intelligence or common sense. Aside from a few trips as children and his LA adventure lucas has never been out of washington state and has barely any exposure at all to blacks, mexicans or any non white people really. When he does have something resembling real interactions with them, like he did in LA he patronizes and talks about them in a way that even a stormfront member would want to slap him upside the head over. It really is a shame he didn't get stuck in LA for another week or two and have a couple encounters with the locals on skid row. He'd have changed his tune about mexicans and blacks real quick after getting his ass beat and robbed for being a creep who's too stupid to handle the streets of LA. Speaking of the streets, lets not forget the time lucas admitted he considers 'the broke atheist' to be his 'street name' to say nothing of how fucked up and creepy the rest of that couch surfing profile comes off as. He really doesn't understand the point of that site and treats everything on the internet as a potential source of either food or dating

An interesting fact, Spokane is part of the "unchurched belt" an area with very low religious members. This made me actual laugh out loud. Lucas acts like he's in the Bible belt he's literally in the polar opposite! This means more so these "Christians" he sees/has issues with are absolutely schizo imaginary people.

Thats the best part of his anti religion rants. The are is mostly non religious and its common knowledge to everybody who lives there except lucas apparently. Just like with the 'chick swooping,' the teens screaming outside his fartbox at night for him to get them pregnant and the 4 year old walking up to him in the mall and talking sexually to him, lucas has actual visual and auditory delusions that he flat out believes are real. Probably because a) he's an idiot and b) they're projections of his own beliefs, views and wants so they essentially confirm what he already thinks is true. That alone should be a massive red flag cause its the kind of thing that drives legit mentally ill rapists to act on their urges and feel justified doing it. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out lucas has a legit seth gecko thing going on and imagines zoomers doing and saying things to him that never happened. It would explain an awful lot about his rants and why he talks about them publicly. and no doubt if he ever does act on them he'd jump onto blaming his actions on being extremely mentally ill and somehow not responsible for his actions, despite denying there being anything wrong with him up to that point. I'd love to see a prosecutor find out about that and call him out on it in court. Somehow I suspect myrna would run interference in that regard for him as well, more so wanting to avoid lucas getting jailed as a rapey pedo predator and being the mother of such a person in her social group

Damn I'd LOVE to see Lucas end up in a real Christian area. He legitimately is making up and envisioned things to get mad at with a group that's infamous uncommon there.

Even lucas, dumbshit that he is, would pick up on an actual majority deeply religious community shunning the shit out of him and it would make him rage even more, and probably blame trump for it, claiming the religious republicans have been empowered by him or some shit

The slightest research into Lucas be it your first hearing of him to us long time Wern watchers, you find more, his mental illness is boundless. Jesus Christ Myrna what drugs did you do carrying this fat retard? I bet it was your cheap tattoos using some crappy ink that leaked into his broken fetus.

The interesting thing is she was on several prescribed drugs at the time, by her own admission, that have sine come out as not exactly the best thing for a pregnant woman to be taking for the safety of the fetus. She mentioned this in her old blog, something about 'feeling guilty' that somehow this caused him to be the way he is. But I doubt it was the cause. Its a biploar schizo. The drugs wouldn't have likely caused those issues. Particularly given the fact mental illness runs in myrnas family and she has it herself. Much like lucas, it was a performative act intended to gain sympathy and avoid admitting she passed down mental illness to lucas

Spokane PD has a history of murdering retards, no wonder Lucas is all ACAB. The library Lucas used to squat at and has been banned from came from a multi billionaire, not government. Funny seems like when we tax the rich we never see the money, leave them alone they give us shit.

On that note, can you imagine lucas's public rantings about acab and being 'left wing' and 'for blm' somehow leading to him being used as a martyr after getting floyd'd and causing another summer of love riot. He's the kind of creep they'd rally around, minus his race. But I can see them working the retard angle. No doubt lucas would love that as a final fuck you to the world for not giving him what he wanted

I don't know if Dante could place Lucas in a circle he's sinful and all ways and will be punished for it in this life and the next.

Dante wouldn't need to put him in one of the circles. The easiest way to punish lucas in such a scenario would be to do the wristcutters thing - put him in an identical situation to what he had in life, but worse. So in lucas's case, make him spend his afterlife in spokane, but without the government assistance, housing or tugboat. Make it permanently winter, make him banned from all his favorite restaurants and creeping spots and make his delusions real - that is, make everyone around him highly religious and rewarded for it, have all the local zoomers be perfect 18 year old solid supermodel 10s that date and hook up with anyone who wants to, except for lucas. and have lots of greybeards that look just like lucas swooping them 4 and 5 at a time right in front of him. Make him scrounge for scraps out of dumpsters and collect bottles and cans all day every day to pay for candy he puts out every day as bait to attract little girls, only to have it stolen every day. Have bernie sanders come out as a republican, loving the rich, praising trump and talking about how he despises the poor. Make every election a trump landslide and everyone in spokane a republican except him. Have jamie pass lucas on the street every day, swooping zoomers right in front of him and myrna constantly outing every bad thing about him on the net for all to see. a few centuries of that and lucas would go stark raving mad. and after a few thousand years of that have whoever is running the afterlife take some pity on lucas and decide to not force him to be alone anymore.....and create a hobo buddy for lucas to live with on the streets that is exactly like him and how he was in life and make lucas live with him so he knows what it was like having to put up with him

Ive often said pride is the most dangerous of all sins, it creates a justification to act evilly and sin. Much of Lucas rage is towards God because instead of learning from his plights he chose to act on them. he really does see himself as plenty good despite how much we meme. A good man being ignored and suffering, there's a whole book on that in the Bible. His rewards come via faith.

Lucas is essentially a combination of narcissistic egotistical pride, massive entitlement, jealousy, gluttony and lust. He believes everything he says and does is totally justified. Its why anyone who contradicts him or gets in his way he turns into an instant enemy

He's talking looney science nonsense again. That would be quite a feat for the universe to be 93 billion lightyears across given that its not even 14 billion years old. and an expanding object still has a middle lucas, the position of said middle just shifts constantly. Forgot that from elementary school math then I take it lucas? and no we can't see 46.5 billion light years in every direction ffs. No wonder he failed at math and science related shit. Makes you wonder what his grades were like growing up. We know he always claims he was 'getting good grades' but he claims that shit after failing college as well. No way he wasn't in some 80s and 90s version of the retard classes. Take out your circle of paper and safety pencil lucas its time to learn about algebra. Hopefully this month we can finally finish our intro to addition and subtraction before you get no child left behind'd into middle school

He's just randomly blurting shit like this out without any real reason beyond trying to look smart and impress random zoomers. It never seems to occur to him that this clearly isn't working

 

[five of em]

I don’t know if this has been discussed here, but I found Lucas mentioned in this video at around 3:05. There’s a handful of comments that mention him as well.

 

[WonderWino]

Its only 9am and lucas is already spazzing out about other older men in creepy relationships with 19 year old teens

Lucas is big mad that it isn't him and big jealous. It must make him fucking rage inside

 

[mothman96]

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Its only 9am and lucas is already spazzing out about other older men in creepy relationships with 19 year old teens

Lucas is big mad that it isn't him and big jealous. It must make him fucking rage inside

I checked up on that picture and it is not current. It goes back to 2013-2014 when Kiedis dated that model. That pic resurfaced as if he currently is with the 19 yr old. And yes, it makes his blood boil he can't get a hot young bae and that people do object to such a type of relationship.
What is going over his head Kiedis has fame and fortune so that 19 yr old is a "classist" for not choosing a middle aged deranged hobo (with nothing to offer) who has spent time in mental hospitals, homeless shelters and now lives in an assisted living facility because he is incapable of taking care of himself.

 

[WonderWino]

Says the guy who can barely put a coherent sentence together and who talks nonsensical gibberish half the time. The very fact he goes out of his way to claim nobody thinks what he does is weird speaks for itself. Thats what he always does when someone tells him he's weird. Same with the 'cops are on my side' stuff when he gets into trouble for something