Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Blasterisk]

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Says the guy who can barely put a coherent sentence together and who talks nonsensical gibberish half the time. The very fact he goes out of his way to claim nobody thinks what he does is weird speaks for itself. Thats what he always does when someone tells him he's weird. Same with the 'cops are on my side' stuff when he gets into trouble for something

He once wrote a song with a repeating chorus of "castigate your chains"

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[WonderWino]

He once wrote a song with a repeating chorus of "castigate your chains"

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It sounds like he's trying to do a bizarre impression of kermit the frog if kermit was an alcoholic chain smoking front man for a shitty metal band. Its a major creeper voice. If he talked like that to some teen he'd scare the shit out of her

Its a shame he never tried out for american idol. You just know he'd have ended up on some blooper reel being laughed at and made fun of

and it wouldn't be lucas without him being a hypocrite. I don't see him donating the scraps of his tugboat to victims of the hurricane either. So he's in no position to be pointing fingers. He claims the rich pastors don't give a shit yet he's the one that would stuff himself with shitty expensive steaks a thousand times over before giving a penny of that money to any of those victims

 

[Club Sandwich]

and it wouldn't be lucas without him being a hypocrite

or just being flat out wrong either:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/19/fact-check-joel-osteens-lakewood-church-open-texas-winter-storm/4503362001/

USA Today is left-leaning and even they say that the mega-church is sheltering and providing assistance.

 

[Bassomatic]

What is it about this thread that inspires niggers to post endless walls of irrelevant text?

Brevity. Soul. Wit. Get it?

Lucas IS NIGGR

Happy?

Spoiler

Actually, I do say anytime if my ramblings are too much, feel free to say such, no worries fam. I'll try not to sperg out but I do enjoy writing and all.

PS Lucas will die alone A VIRIGIN

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas IS NIGGR

Happy?

Spoiler

Actually, I do say anytime if my ramblings are too much, feel free to say such, no worries fam. I'll try not to sperg out but I do enjoy writing and all.

PS Lucas will die alone A VIRIGIN

People can also just scroll past posts they don't want to read, so honestly...keep doing you.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas is talking incoherent science gibberish again and getting basic facts wrong in weird ways

Lucas isn't always incorrect

some space facts
1. we can see about 46.5 billion light years away with telescopes
2. the observable universe is defined by what we can see, its kind of geocentric, with earth at the center so the observable universe may be bigger in the future
3. space expands, so the universe is only 13.7 billion years old
4. the observable universe is therefore a sphere with a radius of 46.508 BLY and a diameter of 93.016 BLY
5. the observable universe is not "the universe" there is lots of universe out there that we can't see

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas isn't always incorrect

some space facts
1. we can see about 46.5 billion light years away with telescopes
2. the observable universe is defined by what we can see, its kind of geocentric, with earth at the center so the observable universe may be bigger in the future
3. space expands, so the universe is only 13.7 billion years old
4. the observable universe is therefore a sphere with a radius of 46.508 BLY and a diameter of 93.016 BLY
5. the observable universe is not "the universe" there is lots of universe out there that we can't see

But in no universe is it in the cards

 

[not in the cards]

Someone who has hardly ever worked in his life trying to lecture us on economics and acting like he can sympathise with how unfair things are for the working class? You're not fooling anyone Lucas. You want to know what's really unfair on us who work and pay taxes? The fact that it goes to useless leeches like you who believe they should just be given free shit because you exist.

 

[WonderWino]

Says the guy who does exactly what he's complaining about in this post. It isn't the conservatives who support throwing free money and support at people like lucas. The level of stupidity and projection going on here is astounding

Says the guy who doesn't listen to anything anyone tells him about science, who literally makes things up about telomeres and flips out when told by the very person who wrote the papers he cites that he is full of shit, and who preaches atheism like its an actual religion while using it as a blatantly obvious cover because a) he didn't get what he wanted by praying and b) he's afraid of the consequences for acting like a creep from to catch a predator who is internationally famous for his creepy pedo behavior

 

[Krathnami]

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Says the guy who does exactly what he's complaining about in this post. It isn't the conservatives who support throwing free money and support at people like lucas. The level of stupidity and projection going on here is astounding

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Says the guy who doesn't listen to anything anyone tells him about science, who literally makes things up about telomeres and flips out when told by the very person who wrote the papers he cites that he is full of shit, and who preaches atheism like its an actual religion while using it as a blatantly obvious cover because a) he didn't get what he wanted by praying and b) he's afraid of the consequences for acting like a creep from to catch a predator who is internationally famous for his creepy pedo behavior

Never forget: Lucas posted an article about telomeres and the article’s author told Lucas how wrong he was. Lucas didn’t like that and blocked him.

 

[HackerX]

Says the guy who doesn't listen to anything anyone tells him about science, who literally makes things up about telomeres and flips out when told by the very person who wrote the papers he cites that he is full of shit, and who preaches atheism like its an actual religion while using it as a blatantly obvious cover because a) he didn't get what he wanted by praying and b) he's afraid of the consequences for acting like a creep from to catch a predator who is internationally famous for his creepy pedo behavior

He's got an uncanny ability to completely lack any self-awareness and post things which apply perfectly to him. If he pulled a George Costanza and did the exact opposite of every first instinct, he'd probably get laid by a zoomer bae.

 

[Da Dude123]

Man, Lucas has been super boring lately. He over a week ago was going on about how he was super close to getting both a girlfriend and a job. We know better. He wasn't close to either a job nor a girlfriend. Not in the cards for him. I am waiting for him to return to rage moooing about how Gen Z women are "bigots" and how he is plenty good.

Him reposting stupid memes only gets us so far.

 

[WonderWino]

He's got an uncanny ability to completely lack any self-awareness and post things which apply perfectly to him. If he pulled a George Costanza and did the exact opposite of every first instinct, he'd probably get laid by a zoomer bae.

Speaking of which lucas is back to pretending he understands women and that he listens to them to figure them out, despite a long and literally admitted to history of not understanding women to the point of bribing, blackmailing and threatening people to tell him how to get a woman and how to deal with women in a way that won't end with him getting seen as a creepy psycho:

By all means lucas, explain how if you know so much about listening to women how come a) you don't have one and b) your entire history is you doing the exact opposite of what you're saying here

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Says the guy who does exactly what he's complaining about in this post. It isn't the conservatives who support throwing free money and support at people like lucas. The level of stupidity and projection going on here is astounding

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Says the guy who doesn't listen to anything anyone tells him about science, who literally makes things up about telomeres and flips out when told by the very person who wrote the papers he cites that he is full of shit, and who preaches atheism like its an actual religion while using it as a blatantly obvious cover because a) he didn't get what he wanted by praying and b) he's afraid of the consequences for acting like a creep from to catch a predator who is internationally famous for his creepy pedo behavior

Thomas Sowell is a well-known conservative too, so beyond the irony of Lucas being exactly the type of self-righteous moron Sowell is talking about, he is also unknowingly quoting the other team here.

 

[WonderWino]

Pontus pederast is trying to imply polluting by driving vehicles is somehow causing nature to send major hurricanes to florida. For someone who claims to be as obsessed with science as he is he sure does sound mental when he posts shit like this. and of course he does it in a way he thinks he can score good boy points with zoomer baes by claiming to care about the environment and how he totally hates cars and doesn't drive one cause they pollute, not because he can't afford one and isn't allowed a license anyway. No doubt he thinks he's being clever when he's just showcasing how manipulative he is toward people. and thats not even getting into how he's trying to turn the florida situation to his benefit - a literal how can I make this about me moment that a BPD whore would be proud of

You mean the interview that she made a fool of herself in and came off looking bad lucas? and you're the last one who should be whining about 'fact checks' considering you flip out the instant you find out anybody knows anything about your history or tries to 'fact check' YOU

 

[WonderWino]

Thats an....odd use of the word gambit. Unsurprisingly he's repeating the exact same demand expecting different results for the thousandth time at this point. Whats that definition of insanity thing again lucas?

 

[mothman96]

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Thats an....odd use of the word gambit. Unsurprisingly he's repeating the exact same demand expecting different results for the thousandth time at this point. Whats that definition of insanity thing again lucas?

Is the Mallon Place Creeper saying he's going to try to give the most stuff to a girl so he'll gain favor and she'll go with him? To give the most stuff takes what he doesn't have --money. Of course no vehicle to take her places.

 

[WonderWino]

Is the Mallon Place Creeper saying he's going to try to give the most stuff to a girl so he'll gain favor and she'll go with him? To give the most stuff takes what he doesn't have --money. Of course no vehicle to take her places.

His previous solution to not having a vehicle has usually been demanding the zoomer bae lives on a bus route and be willing to meet him wherever the date is supposed to happen

and this got posted on brokeposting in response to lucas's most recent post:

Ok thats fucking eerie. Particularly the time machine stuff given his previous physics insanity. and somehow AI manages to sound full wern creepy with the 'toktoktemptations' hashtag

 

[Da Dude123]

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Thats an....odd use of the word gambit. Unsurprisingly he's repeating the exact same demand expecting different results for the thousandth time at this point. Whats that definition of insanity thing again lucas?

But Lucas was so close to having a girlfriend, he last reported. What happened? I mean, he has offered those baby zooms steak. Those flatbill Gen Z guys can't offer that. What else could they want?

 

[mothman96]

But Lucas was so close to having a girlfriend, he last reported. What happened? I mean, he has offered those baby zooms steak. Those flatbill Gen Z guys can't offer that. What else could they want?

You mean the girl he is silently fighting another guy for. If the Creeper doesn't make his move and kiss her, the other guy will have the advantage.