Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

strandedcastaway said:
Those in the Spokane area who want to hook Lucas up, he's getting booted from his shelter and needs a place to stay for the next two months. Think of having the Wern in your home for the next 60 days! It's an offer you really can't refuse.
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why's he gettin the axe? he do something?
 
strandedcastaway said:
Those in the Spokane area who want to hook Lucas up, he's getting booted from his shelter and needs a place to stay for the next two months. Think of having the Wern in your home for the next 60 days! It's an offer you really can't refuse.
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Why 60 days? Is that when his "inheritance" is going to kick in or something?
 
According to the Wern, he was talking to a hairdresser, got cockblocked by a republican, and during the commotion, Lucas ended up getting das boot.

I'm guessing the Wern was trying to pseudoscience up a bitch and his efforts weren't appreciated.

He also seems to be quite defensive about the whole situation when asked by others. It's safe to say that he may have been caught doing what he was doing before and he just received his third strike.
 
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....so now WE are the narcissistic ones....not him lol
 

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aWermHasNoName said:
He finally admitted why he needs to know the persons age before he ever says anything to them.... "so i dont accidentally approach a child" .....most 37 year old men can tell if a woman is old enough for them to talk to them.....jfc lucas is so disgusting
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He would rather approach a child deliberately than accidentally.
 
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30-dollar gnocchi dinners, 25-dollar lamb lunches, venti-sized Starbucks hot chocolate. . . The homeless are eating damn better than I am, and I have a full-time job. I would personally be hunting down Lucas and kicking his fat, lazy, worthless ass to hell and back if I were a Washington-state taxpayer.
 
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saltwatertaffy said:
30-dollar gnocchi dinners, 25-dollar lamb lunches, venti-sized Starbucks hot chocolate. . . The homeless are eating damn better than I am, and I have a full-time job. I would personally be hunting down Lucas and kicking his fat, lazy, worthless ass to hell and back if I were a Washington-state taxpayer.
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If you were a Washington-state taxpayer, you'd be too busy working at your job supporting vermin like Lucas to go out and kick his ass.
 
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saltwatertaffy said:
30-dollar gnocchi dinners, 25-dollar lamb lunches, venti-sized Starbucks hot chocolate. . . The homeless are eating damn better than I am, and I have a full-time job. I would personally be hunting down Lucas and kicking his fat, lazy, worthless ass to hell and back if I were a Washington-state taxpayer.
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You'd need a hazmat suit just to grab a hold of Lucas. Chances are that his mrsa might have developed some resistances.
 
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From the comments section on one of his facebooks:
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Also, Lucas seems to be eating at "expensive" restaraunts almost every day now. This appears to be a last ditch effort to show 16 year old children what they're missing out on? Not really sure, but he only has like 1000 dollars to his name so once it runs out I wonder what will happen.

Editing again to say it's worth noting that Lucas's entire case for dating him/"SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH" boils down to:
"Stress, depression, cancer, depression and every other ailment imaginable are all curable by old man sperm"

Final edit: I think Lucas should meet The Amazing Atheist. They're both fat, obnoxiously Atheist, thirsty pedophiles. They would literally be best friends.
 
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It seems like the Wern is contemplating suicide if he doesn't get the underage poon he's entitled to.

If there is an afterlife, maybe he'll get his millennial via Julay.

Either way, the only way he'll get his millennial poon is either through rape or necrophilia.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
It seems like the Wern is contemplating suicide if he doesn't get the underage poon he's entitled to.

If there is an afterlife, maybe he'll get his millennial via Julay.

Either way, the only way he'll get his millennial poon is either through rape or necrophilia.
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I'm grateful for the updates; would you mind posting pics of the Facebook for those of us without, if you get a chance?
 
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I feel like at this point, it's anything goes. He is at a very low point, and it doesn't help that winter time often brings depression, but at the same time, his sense of entitlement may be keeping him alive but miserable. I'm far more curious as to whether or not he's gunna get Baker acted.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I feel like at this point, it's anything goes. He is at a very low point, and it doesn't help that winter time often brings depression, but at the same time, his sense of entitlement may be keeping him alive but miserable. I'm far more curious as to whether or not he's gunna get Baker acted.
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(Had to google Baker Act!) Indeed. Actually, has his behavior already prompted any involuntary holds?
 
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That I'm not entirely sure about. Hopefully others will provide more information. Chances are, it has happened, but due to him not having any family in close proximity that he hasn't estranged, they can only keep him the mandatory x amount of hours.
 
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