Either lucas is flat out lying and making this whole thing up or he's in another situation where he has convinced himself some woman likes him and is projecting that on her. This talk of being in silent competition with another man makes me wonder if its the woman in those pics at the bowling alley and restaurant. Its not like lucas knows any other women irl, let alone one that he would project some kind of competition between him and another man on. If this is the case lucas better watch his ass cause there is no way that'll end well if he actually psychs himself up and convinces himself she wants him to the point of actually trying to kiss her. Especially if it is another mallon place resident. That shit could easily get him into some very serious trouble. Kicked out for assaulting a resident at best and flat out arrested for some kind of sexual assault charge if shes freaked out enough. Particularly given his history. A situation that may or may not involve getting his ass beaten by everybody around him if it happens. Nobody is genuinely interested in lucas, let alone anyone that he would actually want
Wouldn't that look great for lucas. Getting his ass beat and catching a sexual assault charge for trying to kiss some oblivious woman who freaks the fuck out on him after he tries to kiss her cause the voices on the wind told him shes into him. Lucas 'totally not a predator' werner everybody. Just posting that shit like he did screams sexual predator who is trying to convince himself to assault somebody. This is literally the exact kind of shit those types do. Psyching himself up like this should be setting off alarm bells. Fuck he even sounds like a predator. If I don't make a romantic touch. if I dont' touch her she'll go to the other guy
He is absolutely trying to justify doing something that is going to land him in big trouble if he tries it
Either lucas is flat out lying and making this whole thing up or he's in another situation where he has convinced himself some woman likes him and is projecting that on her. This talk of being in silent competition with another man makes me wonder if its the woman in those pics at the bowling alley and restaurant. Its not like lucas knows any other women irl, let alone one that he would project some kind of competition between him and another man on. If this is the case lucas better watch his ass cause there is no way that'll end well if he actually psychs himself up and convinces himself she wants him to the point of actually trying to kiss her. Especially if it is another mallon place resident. That shit could easily get him into some very serious trouble. Kicked out for assaulting a resident at best and flat out arrested for some kind of sexual assault charge if shes freaked out enough. Particularly given his history. A situation that may or may not involve getting his ass beaten by everybody around him if it happens. Nobody is genuinely interested in lucas, let alone anyone that he would actually want
Wouldn't that look great for lucas. Getting his ass beat and catching a sexual assault charge for trying to kiss some oblivious woman who freaks the fuck out on him after he tries to kiss her cause the voices on the wind told him shes into him. Lucas 'totally not a predator' werner everybody. Just posting that shit like he did screams sexual predator who is trying to convince himself to assault somebody. This is literally the exact kind of shit those types do. Psyching himself up like this should be setting off alarm bells. Fuck he even sounds like a predator. If I don't make a romantic touch. if I dont' touch her she'll go to the other guy
He is absolutely trying to justify doing something that is going to land him in big trouble if he tries it
The one in the picture at the restaurant and pool hall doesn't fit the hot Gen Z the Creeper has been wanting after, but in his desperation for a girlfriend she may be looking good to him. It may well be another imaginary woman that wants him
Either lucas is flat out lying and making this whole thing up or he's in another situation where he has convinced himself some woman likes him and is projecting that on her. This talk of being in silent competition with another man makes me wonder if its the woman in those pics at the bowling alley and restaurant. Its not like lucas knows any other women irl, let alone one that he would project some kind of competition between him and another man on.
I strongly doubt it. If there is one thing about Wern, he is unwavering about the type of woman he wants. If there is a shred of truth to his statement, it is probably a young staffer at his tard house. She probably spoke to him on a few occasions; in the Creep's mind, that means she is definitely into him.
He better tread carefully here. If he tries something and chimps out about cockblocking and bigots when she inevitably gets a male staffer to wrangle him, he will be enjoying the homeless life again.
Oh you absolutely fat faggot. Don't you dare quote Dr. Sowell. A national treasure a man who was brought up in a much more racist society and he was drafted. Lucas with his white privilege and never being even draftable let alone called up should be drawn and quartered for even speaking his name.
Dr. Sowell is actually cited a few times in my dissertation. Not only is his super based he's part of how I was able to get where I am in this world.
I'll actually go as far as saying now I'm done fan boying I do not always agree with him but if you read anything he does it's put with a near poetic simplicity and exceptional use of facts and statistics.
Unlike Lucas safe space Werner most of us have a lot of respect for people they don't 100% see eye to eye on ,(granted Tom and it's maybe 97.6% but I digress.)
If you're into the subject of economics and want to know about the Chicago school of thought please read anything he's done, he also covers social economics things.
That aside, Lucas' political pandering doesn't matter he won't vote and if anything he will push us to vote for anyone who he hates or better will sink his tugboat.
Wait is Lucas " I can't make it in section 8" Werner trying to call others childish? I've been living alone for over two decades now not once late on rent,mortgage,bills etc not once got a government penny it's been over 20 years now and my house is almost paid off. (7/25 big party at bassos place sorry no msra patients allowed. shame wil be lots of free food and drinks)
Life IS more complicated, all my life was at 20 go to class pay my rent move furniture and get laid. All of these things Lucas can't do at mid 40s.
He's still coddled by the state because mommy and Daddy gave up on him.
My life was easier as a kid and young adult. Lucas lives in this idea (,and it's not just champagne socialists) responsibility is bad. I gotta mow my lawn I gotta fix that leaky sink I work 45+ hours I gotta watch my diet I'm not a teen I can't eat Wendy's 24/7. I have a wife I have a family and my folks need my help as they age.
This is only scratching the surface of my to do list an this isn't some insane flex. I'm saying that because Lucas reads here. All of you adults read this and go "well that's normal".
Thanks to progressive bull shit I have to go to Town Hall meetings to make sure cartel members dont get dropped off in my hood. They don't chop our forest park down for a wally world etc. rest of the world stresses about inflation since fat faggots like Lucas got a check making the money I work for have less value.
Lucas life has gotten easier because our government refuses to let filth die when they can be exploited for big pharma profits. He gets fed he doesn't have to shop , he is taken to all his dialysis he doesn't e to drive he's give shelter he doesn't work.
It's amazing a guy who can't even be in a solo retard house has the nerve to pot this like he's part of the victims of how fucked the world's got
I actually will go full a log right now so I'll spoiler
I hope there's bring your grandkids to dialysis day and Lucas sees some old guy coloring with his great grand daughter. Lucas then being a pedophile creep melts down throwing shit banned from the place and kicked from Mallon and died a horrific death on a Spokane bus stop bench
So Lucas is down to sell out for teen puss puss? I'm told apparently by him girls are all Christian and Trump fans. Get baptized and a Donny MAGA hat since you're a sell out and only want pussy it's weird I'm also told all gen Z girls are socialist but big MAGA fans (,i guess they just want socialism for Israel hey oh)
You're by your own words a sell out Lucas a hypothetical coward. Girls don't like tha.t. good job outing yourself again. It's just not in the cards for you Lucas.
You're going to die alone and everyone will be better off for it.
Incoming sexual assault charge saga. Lucas is definitely coveting someone's girl. He is an incel and think he has to do contact to prove alpha or some Andrew Tate shit. No one wants your MRSA paws Lucas. It'll be funny when you end up in trouble again and only kiwi farm tried to helped you .
There's also as said shot all of this is made up and a fever dream. But also even if Lucas is creeping on another girl, he's a pussy. A coward. A simp. A beta. The only times he touches women is to hit them when he's alone with them.
Please do assume I have a thick classic well spoken southern draw. As a Philadelphian my entire accent is As sometimes turn into Us and t to d. That stuff in the ocean? Wudder. I've mostly trained it away.
Incoming sexual assault charge saga. Lucas is definitely coveting someone's girl. He is an incel and think he has to do contact to prove alpha or some Andrew Tate shit.
Reading that i'm suddenly reminded of that scene from silence of the lambs where hannibal points out that people begin coveting by coveting the things they see every day. When taking that into consideration it absolutely sounds like he's focused on a female staff member at mallon place. and if he has it in his head he is in some kind of competition for her affections..... well we all know what happened when he got a similar idea in his head at the homeless shelter with the volunteer nursing student and the other hobo. He went absolutely batshit and was physically thrown out by security. Probably should have been arrested, and freaked her out so badly that she never came back. It sounds an awful lot like he's inching toward repeating his old habits in that regard. If he is focused on some staff member its absolutely entirely in his head as it always is, as is the 'competition' he believes himself to be in. At best its a staff member who is simply being nice to him the way she would be to other residents and lucas twists that around in his mush brain to mean she's interested. Perhaps she blushed a couple times when lucas said something that made her uncomfortable and he took that as interest as well
Lucas getting his ass tossed out of mallon place, if not arrested, for the exact same behavior that got him kicked out of the shelter would be peak wern and fucking hilarious. He'd be completely and utterly fucked at that point. Sure he'd have his tugboat back, after some period to get that sorted out. But that would be it for actual housing for him. Considering his health is at the point where even his parents are pointing it out and talking about medical units there is no way he'd be able to handle living as a hobo in shelters again. Especially with winter coming up. His health would quickly take a nosedive and put him into the hospital at best
I wonder what myrna and larry would think of lucas getting his ass thrown out of mallon place for that kind of behavior shortly after their visit and talking publicly about how he's in such a great place and exactly where he needs to be. I bet they wouldn't be particularly surprised, but it would be awkward having made that public post. I wonder if that post would quietly disappear after they found out the details
I can't say i'm surprised either. Its in lucas's nature to fuck his situation up when he gets too comfortable in a particular place. That makes him get a little too confident in what he thinks he can get away with. One way or another he always finds a way to fuck up and get kicked out. If doesn't go through with the sexual assault shit he'll find a way to fuck it up another way eventually
Lucas seems to think hurricanes, fires and warm weather in areas that normally have warm weather this time of year are somehow unusual. Apparently lucas is unaware of what hurricane season is. and 'climate change' doesn't magically create fires lucas. That is almost always either a lightning strike or some idiot deliberately or accidently starting it
Shows how stupid lucas is if he thinks anyone is writing off 24 billion on their taxes. It also shows he doesn't understand that a tax write off is not the same thing as 'writing off' the debt for every college grad in the country. That would far exceed $24 billion. Lucas doesn't give a shit about student loan debt. He just wants it gone so he can get free money to go back to college to fail more classes, stuff himself with more food from daddy government and whine about how the zoomer bae students don't date him, with no consequences on his part
and requiring a degree to work a technical job that requires a significant education and qualified worker is not a 'rigged system'
If it doesn't give him millions of dollars, a big ass house with slaves, and access to children with no supervision, and no consequences, it's a rigged system to him.
This is so funny. If the difference between you and him is that he has more money, doesn't that mean this girl is a money worshipping trump-humping conservatard, Lucas? In that case why are you so smitten with her? Looking forward to the class warfare chimpout when he realizes it's not in the cards.
We'll probably never get back to the 'screaming in the streets era' of Lucas, but him getting thrown out of another shelter seems more likely than not. It was fascinating to see that video from a bystander as he was carried away, literally kicking and screaming. Does anyone have it handy? It's not easy to search for and probably deserves to be on page 1.
If it doesn't give him millions of dollars, a big ass house with slaves, and access to children with no supervision, and no consequences, it's a rigged system to him.
He really does see himself as the temporarily embarrassed crassus of mallon place and believes his current situation is just a temporary one that will solve itself when king roy joins the great elk herd in the sky and lucas ascends the elken throne, welcomed back into the family as part of his rightful inheritance. a view no doubt reinforced by myrna and larry coming to visit him at mallon place
Perhaps he should get the crassus treatment and have molton cheesy cukes poured down his throat. To wash down a hefty dose of psych meds of course
A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
This is so funny. If the difference between you and him is that he has more money, doesn't that mean this girl is a money worshipping trump-humping conservatard, Lucas? In that case why are you so smitten with her? Looking forward to the class warfare chimpout when he realizes it's not in the cards.
That thought never occurs to lucas. Lucas is a very black and white binary thinker. To him every zoomer bae is a democrat loving socialist, as is anybody is is interested in and anyone who gets in his way is automatically a trump supporting bigot. He would go ballistic if some zoomer bae he was interested in told him she wasn't a socialist, liked trump and that he shouldn't assume everyone of her generation supports socialism
A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
We'll probably never get back to the 'screaming in the streets era' of Lucas, but him getting thrown out of another shelter seems more likely than not.
The way he's talking yeah its becoming more and more likely he's going to his ass into trouble before too long. He always talks like this when he's building himself up to doing something stupid. He did the same thing building up to his 'bouncing the stairs' at his old fartbox and when he was building up his obsession with the nurse he spazzed out over at HoC. So this isn't a good sign for him. If it happens I wouldn't be surprised to see some street screaming at some point
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Also this got posted to A&N and sounds an awful lot like lucas's standard flirting tactic. Perhaps its time to add babystalker to the list of things to call him. It certainly fits lucas in more ways than one
Bullshit. Humans are absolutely naturally greedy and have been greedy for as long as we've existed
You sure you want to demand that lucas? Ok then. In that case, since you make enough from the government tugboat to advertise buying teen girls $70 steaks and $150 seafood dinners and have a long history of blowing it on supplies to make insane board games and put out honeytraps for little girls with free candy, I guess that means you're making more money than you need and should have too then. You won't have a problem if the government taxes you of the amount you're advertising for doing that stuff with so it can support more hobos getting fed and housed then, right lucas? Especially those illegals you claim to love
What does that make hitler, stalin and mao then lucas? and you're the one who screamed nigger for months and called himself dr nigger luke because you thought it would attract a teen girl
Oil companies have nothing to do with hurricanes lucas. They've existed for billions of years. We all know you'd hate living in a world reliant on renewable energy where you're allocated a small amount of electricity each day like north korea. No more toaster oven hobo meals, no more charging your phone for creeping on little girls on tinder, no more electric heat. Just sitting in the dark freezing and starving like a north korean
Except....
- Lucas wouldn't tolerate his woman voting for anyone except the party he approves
- Would not tolerate her working except to support him
- Would not tolerate her divorcing him
- Screams like a loon saying credit cards are evil capitalist inventions that stop him from getting a zoomer bae
- Doesn't like anyone having a car unless its to drive him around or having better housing than he does unless its to house him
- He isn't allowed to have a license so he claims they're evil and destroying the planet
- He literally considers women property that can be used like actual currency
- Lucas doesn't give a shit whether a pregnant woman gets fired if its his woman cause that means more time at home with him doing what he wants
- Going to jail for beating a woman? You mean the very thing YOU did lucas? Did you forget the DV conviction that landed you in jail for 50 days. Are you saying women should vote liberal so people like you will be punished for acting like violent creeps toward women?
Lucas claims he has another job interview coming this week. I don't see what he could possibly get as a job that he could do if he he's too slow to work at fucking walmart
and even if by some miracle he does get another job he'll get fired again before too long just as he did at walmart. I wonder what his excuse will be this time. He's going to end up showing everybody that he is incapable of holding a job
I wish we had details on who this woman Lucas thought was interested in him. I bet that is an autistic story. It honestly is probably best for Lucas not to work so he can't stuff his face with kidney destroying food. I don't think he is gonna find another job. Plus his health is bad. Myrna said so.
I bet Lucas thinks whoever this mystery woman is, ran to the other guy who flashed a credit card. Young Women, especially, Christian young women, are always flocking to the guys with the fancy cars and credit cards. They do this despite the 8 verses in the Bible that preach against being greedy.
Interesting Lucas, I do agree, the rich are running space travel, humanity's next "wheel". Governments aren't. Had we not put over 60 Marshall plans into Africa, or paid for your retard house, I'd probably be on Mars right now.
It's even funnier, being he is the big "space" guy. Now he bad mouths it because, despite Elon sending us to father in the milky way than we ever have been before and Branson letting anyone with a fat check book leave our planet and see it as a spectator.
I'm glad the guy who's never filed his own taxes is going to teach us how write offs work. Does he know us workers, can write things off too? Fuck man not only is that shit retarded and makes me know who ever says that is uneducated AF its annoying.
No we all know, he doesn't want any of that.. also he didn't get loans, he got free college, that he failed out of, a 2 years school, in retard classes. Student debt is a complex issue (the economist in me saying so, just pay your bills you dumb faggots) and no we can't wipe it away. I wonder if Lucas would say so if he understands his welfare is paid for by it. Go a head Lucas demand it gets wiped free for girls who won't date you and our gov cuts away your check.
I'd love to see him react to a debt free zoomer bae tell him no and he's also homeless because of it.
He's so sure it's just money, something he never admits but says he will never have. You know what Lucas? I'm pretty well off, I don't like to brag because money isn't important once you're comfy. Last night Mrs Basso had a movie and burger night out. Movie sucked, we had our burgers and she had a milk shake, a dozen mustache jokes smack talk about the movie, sorry Lucas she's mid 30s 3 decades too old for you. But we had the best time and I haven't been more in love ever before, that night just took that old healthy fire and re fired it like a crush. Forgive power leveling but Lucas will never have this, I like to know he reads this and gets sad and has to cope by eating things he stole from a pantry. I picture him stuffing himself with stale whole wheat bread just chewing a loaf like a raccoon, trying to silence "its not in the cards everyone else is better than you".
In regards to women who are MAGA, a lot of girls don't like Donny but fear "boys have periods" VP. Even Pukas hates trannies,
That is not sending the positive message you think it is lucas. You're implying not only that capitalism is a bad thing that somehow involves cops and black people getting abused but that equity and the literal some people are more equal than others concept is a good thing. You won't be preaching that idea when some somalian shows up in spokane and gets a ton of free money, free education, free housing that isn't retard housing and a bunch of other free shit for being a somalian and you don't get shit because you're an american hobo. You'll be even more pissed off when said somalian uses all that to swoop a zoomer bae, literally courtesy of the government. and they say government mandated girlfriends aren't a thing
Says the guy who preaches that the entire world should be atheist in a more militant and aggressive way than any christian i've ever met. If lucas had been born in the colonial era he'd definitely be one of the fanatics screaming to burn women as witches, probably because nobody would marry him. Thats assuming they didn't cast him out of society to die in the woods like the fucking blair witch for being a creepy hobo
Also, funny how he constantly rants about this kind of thing about christians, who do not make any active attempt to convert the world and really haven't done that shit since the middle ages, yet he won't say a fucking word about muslims who very much do have that actual mindset and are very much in favor of doing so, violently if necessary
Lucas should take a look at what they do to people like him in saudi arabia for talking the way he does. Perhaps someone should tell him what red square in riyadh is used for and how it got its name. Hint: its not related to communism lucas
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and it wouldn't be lucas without him being a hypocrite. I don't see him donating the scraps of his tugboat to victims of the hurricane either. So he's in no position to be pointing fingers. He claims the rich pastors don't give a shit yet he's the one that would stuff himself with shitty expensive steaks a thousand times over before giving a penny of that money to any of those victims
'Ol Luke doesn't care about disaster relief. All that happy horseshit about rebuilding and cleanup, it's more like "Why can't I pocket those donations instead? I mean, I'd skim a little off the top for myself, but it'd be way less than they did!"
Meanwhile, Joel Olsteen is stealing his prime rib and we're too distracted by hurricanes to notice.
His previous solution to not having a vehicle has usually been demanding the zoomer bae lives on a bus route and be willing to meet him wherever the date is supposed to happen
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Ok thats fucking eerie. Particularly the time machine stuff given his previous physics insanity. and somehow AI manages to sound full wern creepy with the 'toktoktemptations' hashtag
Here's a Lucas Werner-style toaster oven recipe, complete with a dash of sarcasm and contrarian humor:
"The Unapologetically Unhealthy, Ultra-Unwoke Toaster Oven Recipe"
Ingredients:
- 1 lb of bacon (because why not?)
- 1 cup of cheddar cheese, shredded (the more processed, the better)
- 1/2 cup of diced onions (because tears are optional)
- 1/2 cup of diced bell peppers (for a burst of artificial sweetness)
- 1 package of frozen pizza dough (because homemade is overrated)
- 1 tbsp of olive oil (to anoint our culinary abomination)
- Salt and pepper to taste (but let's be real, who needs taste?)
Instructions:
1. Preheat your toaster oven to 425°F (because who needs precision cooking anyway?).
2. Cook the bacon until crispy. Because everything's better with bacon.
3. Add the onions and bell peppers. Because why not?
4. Sprinkle the shredded cheese because, well, cheese.
5. Place the frozen pizza dough on top. Because who needs artisanal when you can have frozen?
6. Drizzle with olive oil because, hipster.
7. Season with salt and pepper because, meh.
The Result:
A culinary abomination that will clog your arteries and offend your taste buds. But hey, at least it's unapologetically unhealthy!
Lucas Werner's Tips:
- Use the cheapest ingredients you can find. Because who needs quality, anyway?
- Don't bother with fresh vegetables. Frozen is fine.
- If someone complains about the lack of nutritional value, tell them to go vegan.
Share your own unapologetically unhealthy recipes in the comments below!
Yet again lucas gets angry about being called an incel and tries to blame the zoomer baes not having sex with him for him being an incel. You know, the exact thing incels always do. He claims he can't be an incel because the zoomer baes fault for refusing to fuck him and because he's totally a male feminist ally. Cause that doesn't raise any red flags in itself at all
Its posts like this that show just how narcissistic, entitled and truly stupid lucas is
and lets not forget this is the same lucas who treats women like literal tradable property. He's also acting like a textbook incel by finishing off his post with an obvious threat aimed at anyone calling him an incel
Nobody is forcing a ten year old to become a mother lucas. Nobody. This post has all kinds of red flags for lucas. What the fuck is he looking up to find posts about ten year old mothers? This is the same guy who committed felony grooming of a minor with a 15 year old and solicited nudes from 16 and 17 year olds. Know who else isn't allowed to babysit kids? Lucas. The same lucas that interestingly enough has frequently bragged about being allowed to babysit kids when he was a kid himself and that he changed their diapers. So by his own logic he shouldn't have been allowed to babysit kids
Its posts like this that make it clear lucas is absolutely keeping an eye on this thread and its influencing what he's posting. Wasn't very long ago it was posted that he wasn't extending his religious ranting to muslims and now suddenly he's posting that
He also doesn't seem to understand that latinos didn't become catholic. They're literally a mixed race of spanish and natives that didn't exist before the spanish showed up. Latinos inherited their religion from their parents. It was the ones who weren't latinos that were pressured into it. Though plenty of those conversions were voluntary as well. Something the history books like to neglect mentioning
Lucas is beyond retarded, and you could write a whole book about how even wars of conquest that had explicitly religious pretexts were invariably more complex than just a clash of religious ideology. But even if they had been exclusively about forcing a religion onto people at sword point, it wasn't theists pushing religion on atheists, it was one religion conquering the lands of another religion.
The Spanish Conquistadors didn't find Aztec atheists. Saladin didn't siege Jerusalem to expel the atheists. They encountered a people who already had firmly established religions as part of public life, made up of individuals who had wildly different levels of piety.
Right up until the 20th century, atheists simply didn't exist in large enough number to be considered a force for directing the culture. But as soon as a nation DID officially adopt atheism, they just so happened to engage in some of the worst terror campaigns humanity has ever seen. The USSR's NKVD had extra-judicial killing quotas, the same way the USSR had grain production quotas. You could rightly point out that the policies of the USSR don't represent the tenets of atheism, and you wouldn't be wrong, but why would atheism be the only worldview to get that special treatment? Why doesn't Catholicism or Sunni Islam get the same consideration?
Ok, Wern is really fixated tonight. He's posted these three all in a few hours.
You want more than that Lucas. You want a slave that is clingy to you because you wouldn't be able to be in a healthy relationship. You want an obedient ass-kisser.
Imagine that. Lucas is actually finally owning up to why people don't want to be around him. But I still don't think he realises he just told on himself and it's funny because it's actually true.
Of course, genocide is almost as bad as Lucas not having a girlfriend. Interesting priorities.
This coming from the idiot who flipped out because he thought his sink faucet was laughing at him, who claims to hear the voices on the wind telling him what to do and claims the background commander voice tells everyone else what to do, including not dating him
Lucas is the last person who is qualified to dictate what does and does not constitute reality
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This coming from the idiot who flipped out because he thought his sink faucet was laughing at him, who claims to hear the voices on the wind telling him what to do and claims the background commander voice tells everyone else what to do, including not dating him
Lucas is the last person who is qualified to dictate what does and does not constitute reality
This is also the fruitcake who said little girls (like LITTLE girls) came up to him in the mall asking to have sex with him, and that other girls (I can't remember the supposed age range but I'm 99.999% sure they were underage) were yelling outside his window how much they wanted him etc.
Lucas *is* a talking snake. He may be the original from the Bible:
- Cold blooded
- Sits around waiting for food
- Tries to use food as a bribe to get vulnerable women to do what he wants
- So jealous of happy couples that he would happily doom humanity to break them up
- No sense of taste
- Claims to have knowledge of good and evil; only seems capable of evil
