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Well Wern, we surveyed Millennial females on your "Date Or Suicide" ultimatum... you're not going to like the results.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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This whole "call me 'hun' not 'dude" reply to every female comment is so much more gross. Theres people giving good reasons for him to live- like movies and music and just general positivity and of course hes just PUSSY OR BUST
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Every few months, I get my hopes up only to be dashed because Pukas thinks far too highly of himself and is too cowardly to actually go through with it. *Stress sigh*
Edit* Except from his website revision:
CONVERSATION OUR AGE
Click to write me a nice e-mail.
The Idea of Intergenerational Integration
A book worth writing after a couple of dining dates to prove the point.
By Lucas Werner
To be honest, I don't want to live anymore. Meme makers can now insert body parts on any picture. I've seen pictures of guys people have used to make me look like a fool. One woman sent me a shop job of her hand to fake a high five pic. Video or nothing happened. You're all hateful towards me. I have nothing. I know you bigots hate me. I still love you. I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day. Every day is emotional pain without your love. It's been 5 years since I've had a girlfriend. I have no reason to try anymore or to even live. Every day makes me feel like dying. I want that date. Because of your hate I want to die. Date or suicide. I'm blocking all haters. No advice taken. I want to die. Now I said I need that date.
Edit* Except from his website revision:
CONVERSATION OUR AGE
Click to write me a nice e-mail.
The Idea of Intergenerational Integration
A book worth writing after a couple of dining dates to prove the point.
By Lucas Werner
To be honest, I don't want to live anymore. Meme makers can now insert body parts on any picture. I've seen pictures of guys people have used to make me look like a fool. One woman sent me a shop job of her hand to fake a high five pic. Video or nothing happened. You're all hateful towards me. I have nothing. I know you bigots hate me. I still love you. I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day. Every day is emotional pain without your love. It's been 5 years since I've had a girlfriend. I have no reason to try anymore or to even live. Every day makes me feel like dying. I want that date. Because of your hate I want to die. Date or suicide. I'm blocking all haters. No advice taken. I want to die. Now I said I need that date.
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Not sure how many of you follow the James Terry Mitchell thread as well, but this might interest you.
"Lucas never hurt anyone!!!" They feel bad about him putting his suicide stauses but don't seem to know Lucas very well. The messages Lucas sent to him aren't important; just him complaining about not having a gf in five years and the Joshua guy telling him to not kill himself, etc
"Lucas never hurt anyone!!!" They feel bad about him putting his suicide stauses but don't seem to know Lucas very well. The messages Lucas sent to him aren't important; just him complaining about not having a gf in five years and the Joshua guy telling him to not kill himself, etc
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Stuff like this really hammers home how creepy and off Lucas is.
He's jobless, homeless and screaming for a child bride, I mean you can kinda follow a person with out a house wanting a 9 bedroom mansion in logic. It's a want of a bounty of security of something they need a lack.
Lucas has posted about he wants to take his under age date to the homeless shelter (that apparently he's been booted from) . Say what you will about the love shys but at least they have the comfort of mommys basement, this dude is so thirsty he's putting pre teen poon over a roof over his head.
That's flat out predatory to no end.
He's jobless, homeless and screaming for a child bride, I mean you can kinda follow a person with out a house wanting a 9 bedroom mansion in logic. It's a want of a bounty of security of something they need a lack.
Lucas has posted about he wants to take his under age date to the homeless shelter (that apparently he's been booted from) . Say what you will about the love shys but at least they have the comfort of mommys basement, this dude is so thirsty he's putting pre teen poon over a roof over his head.
That's flat out predatory to no end.
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A+ responses from Alex.
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Potentially a true Christmas miracle 
If he ever was going to anhero (and I doubt he will, really) it might well be around Christmas; it does have a way of pushing depressed people to the brink.
If he ever was going to anhero (and I doubt he will, really) it might well be around Christmas; it does have a way of pushing depressed people to the brink.
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Lucas may find some crazy 20+ year old willing to tap that if he wasn't always talking about babies. Women, even most crazy women, don't want to have children with homeless unemployed one night stands.
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Suicide baiting for a date. What a class act.
For better for worse, Lucas will be outsmarted by the child proof cap and live on to creep on little kids and post weird shit on the internet.
For better for worse, Lucas will be outsmarted by the child proof cap and live on to creep on little kids and post weird shit on the internet.
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The Wern's got an interesting concept of "threats". Usually you're supposed to threaten to do something people don't want you to do.
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Their massive egos would clash over who was smarter, and it would be a glorious thing to behold.
Because of the number of people on here who've weaponized suicide threats and use them as a tool of emotional blackmail, all I can say is, do it in the woods Lucas so no one has to mop up your fluids.
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Lucas thinks he is being persecuted and harassed at Starbucks.
In reality, he claimed the teenage barista was hitting on him because she called him "funny." As such, he gave her a note. We can only imagine the insane ramblings about him shooting telomeres out of his micro dick and how he needs to fuck children to live contained in said note. I think it's such age to say that starbucks was more than justified in telling him never to come back.
In reality, he claimed the teenage barista was hitting on him because she called him "funny." As such, he gave her a note. We can only imagine the insane ramblings about him shooting telomeres out of his micro dick and how he needs to fuck children to live contained in said note. I think it's such age to say that starbucks was more than justified in telling him never to come back.
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Homeless, but at starbux. I'm glad he's really using his state money to sort his life out.
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He constantly talks about how food stamps are a good thing because more of your taxes go to corporate welfare, and most people on food stamps work. I am personally not against social assistance in it's current form, but Lucas literally exists as the argument against it. He spends all this time talking about how great it is while he REFUSES to work and won't give a reason why, and eats out at "high end" restaraunts all the time. He's just proving the conservative standpoint on the issue (abuse of the system) that he claims to loathe so much.
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Not to mention that spending his tardbux on overpriced boutique coffee, instead of Brand X Sack-o-Beans at Grocery Outlet, or $1 cup-o-Joe at your friendly neighborhood minority-owned donut shop, just makes him a middle-man for more of that corporate welfare. (does Starbucks actually accept EBT? quick search says yes for SBs located inside other stores like Target, as that makes it "groceries," but not standalone locations. not that he couldn't be selling EBT purchases for cash)
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I think he does this actually, but isn't that illegal? Not that would slow him down any since he thinks he's above the rules.
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Some states are more lax with EBT for prepared food, and as you said some list as groceries (in my state they figured this out pretty quick when beer managed to weasel under this)
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Yes it is illegal, and it's common esp in big cities.
I did it in college because I was that poor. You'd tend to get a rate of 75-80 cents on the dollar. IE: you give them 80 cents for each dollar of EBT.
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