Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Just like when he was convinced Bernie winning would've gotten him laid and made all young girls pine for old men. Can you imagine having to live in that fucking brain?

Edit: another one, same kinda shit. Apparently mega-chad John Neveryoumind is "dead to him":

Lets say you're walking around with your homegirl and some bitchmade dude comes up and introduces himself to her with you there. How the fuck do you think i'd feel?!

You mean what if someone did exactly what you said you would do to steal other mens women multiple times and repeatedly bragged about how you could totally do it with your hello my name is lucas insanity? Lucas is angry because he's accusing this guy of exactly what lucas himself would try to do in his place. He projects and assumes everyone else would do the very things he would do if given the opportunity. Shit he tried to pull this shit in the psych wards with vulnerable female patients, even to the point of trying to bribe them with snack foods sent in after he got discharged to keep the manipulation going. Nevermind the fact that many women in those situations are there for eating disorder related issues so doing shit like that can easily fuck with their head even more

Lucas gets stupider every time he opens his mouth. and its clear his anger is building up even more now. I'm going to laugh my ass off if this guy is someone lucas bragged about buying food for previously

 

[VoidFace]

Lets say you're walking around with your homegirl and some bitchmade dude comes up and introduces himself to her with you there. How the fuck do you think i'd feel?!

You mean what if someone did exactly what you said you would do to steal other mens women multiple times and repeatedly bragged about how you could totally do it with your hello my name is lucas insanity? Lucas is angry because he's accusing this guy of exactly what lucas himself would try to do in his place. He projects and assumes everyone else would do the very things he would do if given the opportunity. Shit he tried to pull this shit in the psych wards with vulnerable female patients, even to the point of trying to bribe them with snack foods sent in after he got discharged to keep the manipulation going. Nevermind the fact that many women in those situations are there for eating disorder related issues so doing shit like that can easily fuck with their head even more

Lucas gets stupider every time he opens his mouth. and its clear his anger is building up even more now. I'm going to laugh my ass off if this guy is someone lucas bragged about buying food for previously

Lucas has obviously been keeping up with this thread, even referencing how he can't pronounce "MAGA":

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

mega bigitt flatbill steal LINO genZ baes!!!

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wernologists should enjoy this desperate burst of creativity while they may. It will end soon, as it always does, with howling, wailing, and a trip to Eastern State Hospital.

It’s mating season for fat faggots, the time of year when Lucas engages in aggressive behavior and territorial displays as he competes for the attention of fertile zoomer baes. It’s fascinating, isn’t it?

Let’s check out Lucas’s mating call: several short videos posted to YouTube in which he insists that Mallon Belle dump Mayga Man. His use of figurative language is interesting, if not persuasive. In one video, he simply orders her to dump Mayga Man. But Lucas is a poet, after all, and is soon demanding that she dump Mayga Man like “rotten meat in a snake pit." While that was a pretty interesting turn of a phrase, he outdid himself in his next raging, incoherent video when he demanded that Mallon Belle dump Mayga Man like an atomic bomb… dumped on Japan to end the Nazi occupation of leftist women. Right on. Keep up the dumps, fat faggot.

Wernologists have noted that Lucas treats sex as a form of scorekeeping and is very anxious about sex and social status. Based on his recent ranting, Lucas sees sex as a source of legitimacy and power. It’s the animating assumption beneath his demands that leftist women stop “empowering Mayga” with their puss puss. When women have sex with men, they “empower” them and their ideas. By that logic, withholding sex somehow weakens men. A man who is denied sex is, in Lucas’s eyes, diminished and discredited.

I wish that Lucas would expand upon these ideas of his. Tell us about fucking, Lucas, and how leftist women are doing it wrong. They won’t know if you don’t tell them.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has obviously been keeping up with this thread, even referencing how he can't pronounce "MAGA":

Yeah he's definitely keeping an eye on this thread. No doubt to see if he's pushing too far with his behavior as he doesn't understand such things himself and as always tries to get info from others as to how to behave. Plus i'm sure he checks to see if anyone is talking about catfishing him or otherwise fucking with him. Wouldn't be hard to make him paranoid as fuck if thats the case

and I see he's talking about people 'coming into his territory' as if mallon place and that woman belong to him. and its real interesting how lucas flips his shit whenever he's called a creepy but has no problem calling other people creeps when it suits him. Swooping zoomer baes isn't being creepy lucas, trying to sexualize teen girls is and you've been doing that for decades at this point lucas. Proving yet again he can hear something and try to weaponize or otherwise use it himself and can never figure out how to use a word properly in context. He only ends up proving he's an idiot again

Wernologists should enjoy this desperate burst of creativity while they may. It will end soon, as it always does, with howling, wailing, and a trip to Eastern State Hospital.

Indeed, at this point its absolutely inevitable. He's fallen into his usual habits and is following his predictable pattern to a T. Though i'd give it a 50-50 on whether its the nuthouse or jail, as the rules are very different from homeless shelters and sped apartments. Nursing homes usually have a legal obligation to involve the cops under alot of circumstances given they have a bunch of vulnerable individuals in their care and things can get real bad real quick under the right circumstances. Its easy to catch charges in such situations for people like lucas. Don't get too mouthy with a security guard lucas, what you did at the shelter will catch you charges in a nursing home, I can say that with absolute certainty cause i've had that happen with a resident. Even if he manages to avoid that (and avoid somebody filing yet another restraining order against him regardless) its more likely than not that an arrest will be involved even if he gets tossed in the looney bin again instead of jail. More for everybodies safety than anything else. Even moreso given lucas's large siize and anger problems. Been there done that a few times

and all this maga talk from lucas would make for a great picture - MAGA Man swooping a bae away from the evil dr niggae luke and his hobo socialist robot minions, such as telomere man, socialist man and sperm man

EDIT: another video just dropped

Lucas has broken every single one of his supposed 'bro code rules' multiple times before

What exactly does he think he is going to do if someone breaks these 'bro code' rules of his on him? Rant like a loon? Cause thats what hes doing

 

[Iscarabaid]

Looks like Lucas isn't having a fun time on TikTok.

 

[mothman96]

EDIT: another video just dropped
Lucas has broken every single one of his supposed 'bro code rules' multiple times before

What exactly does he think he is going to do if someone breaks these 'bro code' rules of his on him? Rant like a loon? Cause thats what hes doing

It's really burned deep into the Creeper's diseased brain the woman belong to him but the MAGA dude stole her from him.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like Lucas isn't having a fun time on TikTok.

You can't silence me i'm a socialist!

Ask stalin about that lucas. In fact ask anybody who lived in any communist country during the soviet era how it went if you said the wrong thing. and this coming from an idiot who spouts woke bs all the time, goes full incel male feminist and literally thought bernie sanders would lead him to getting a girlfriend

Lucas better watch out, there are plenty of big tiktok accounts who would love to feature a deep dive into his insane history and would spread word of him far and wide to all the zoomer baes. Lucas would not like that kind of attention. I suspect such attention would be mean a trip to eastern state in record time. If he thought having a few people on kiwifarms, klickitat and sofalaw talking about him he's in a for a big surprise if the wrong tiktoker finds out about him

It's really burned into the Creeper's diseased brain the woman belong to him but the MAGA dude stole her from him.

Yeah, and that belief isn't going to end well for anyone involved. Sooner or later theres going to be a screaming rant in the common room or dining room or whatever at best and that'll be the end of lucas's stay at mallon place. Perhaps even the beginning of the end of his life. Lucas is far, far closer to a very bad situation for himself than he seems to be even remotely aware. Not to mention this is a great way to end up catching another restraining order, which itself would get him kicked out

Lucas is clearly convincing himself he was wronged and this woman was literally stolen from him when its very likely if you were to go up to either of these people and ask them about it they'd have no clue about any of this beyond lucas giving them the stink eye and acting weird around them lately, and probably a few awkward moments between him and the woman

 

[VoidFace]

Another one, same kinda shit, just a little louder:

He is really obsessive about this. Also: LOL@ "get out of my territory." Lucas, you haven't had "territory" at any point in your entire life. Closest you ever got was the subsidized apartment you got thrown out of for trying to blackmail your neighbors into giving you a young girl to rape.

 

[WonderWino]

Another one, same kinda shit, just a little louder:

He is really obsessive about this. Also: LOL@ "get out of my territory." Lucas, you haven't had "territory" at any point in your entire life. Closest you ever got was the subsidized apartment you got thrown out of for trying to blackmail your neighbors into giving you a young girl to rape.

Yeah there is no way this is going to end well for him. Seeing both mallon place and at least one resident of it as his 'territory' should be raising all kinds of red flags. This is exactly how incidents happen that end up going badly for everyone involved. This is pure predator speak. People looking for a date don't have 'territory' thats what predators have who view the targets of their interest as things they can own and control. He's dehumanizing this woman, also another very common trait of predators and sociopaths. He's talking like a textbook predatory rapist is going to go off at someone before too much longer. At this rate I won't be surprised if he does something he's going to regret before new years day

 

[Pedophobe]

Recent YouTube shorts collection. I think these are all from one day. He really is the poster child of "all my personal problems are actually important social issues".

Spoiler: Local video archive

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

First King Roy tells his son to chill, then a fellow Mallon patient missing teeth and (allegedly) a "MAGA Trump Supporter" comes in and "swoops" a woman IN THE EXACT SAME WAY LUCAS ALWAYS CLAIMED HE COULD. Lucas is now on the verge of getting in trouble and may get kicked out (bonus points if cops called).
Kiwifarms is having a ball, I imagine SOFALAW is experiencing the same high, and of course he's running a high risk of getting some Tik-Tok infamy. It's likely that more eyes are on him now than ever before, right as he's riling up to a chimp out and reeling in his own torment.

Are we sure Lucas hasn't already died and we're all just watching his stint in Hell begin?

 

[Krathnami]

This is the Lacie ordeal all over again

 

[Cheesegirl78]

big tiktok accounts who would love to feature a deep dive into his insane history and would spread word of him far and wide to all the zoomer baes.

First person I thought of is Mikayla Noguiera (sp). Her audience is huge. She only does makeup TikToks, seems like her audience is girls/young women in Lucas's age range.

 

[VoidFace]

Yet another video, this time with rage about being thought of as creepy.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yet another video, this time with rage about being thought of as creepy.

>complains about being called creepy
>records a video from the shadows with his face barely visible

 

[mothman96]

Yet another video, this time with rage about being thought of as creepy.

Hey Mallon Creeper -- You have earned your name of Creep from the time you lived in Olympia to now the years (and counting) you have lived in Spokane. But mainly You are a Predator for Creeping on minor aged girls. Yes, there is documented evidence of your Predatory Creepiness towards minors. Your Creeper reputation is with you for the rest of your life

 

[Big Nasty]

MAGA Man swooping a bae away from the evil dr niggae luke and his hobo socialist robot minions, such as telomere man, socialist man and sperm man

From the legendary "Mega FAG" hack:

 

[WonderWino]

This is the Lacie ordeal all over again

Its headed in that direction from the look of it. Though in lacies case she at least knew about him and deliberately got herself involved trying to start shit with him and it backfired on her. Whoever this girl is I doubt she knows his history or was any more than civil to him to set this level of crazy off. So i'd argue its considerably worse than the lacie situation. Given how he acts with even neutral civil behavior toward him I can't say i'm surprised he went full on creepy stalker when dumped by suzanne, given there was a relationship involved. He learned nothing from that at all and would do exactly the same thing again should a similar situation ever occur. But yeah hes definitely setting himself up to get as obsessed as he ever has been over this woman

Yet another video, this time with rage about being thought of as creepy.

Because nothing says totally not creepy like standing ominously in the dark ranting like a loon about how not creepy you are while your perceived rival is the actual creepy one. All he did at best was make the case that they are both creepy. Though tbh I don't believe his statement about either of their ages. It fits too well into his own fantasies and lucas has a long established history of making up ages for people based on literally nothing. Sounds like hes trying to set up his rival as totally just like him to rationalize the idea that if he hadn't gone to the hospital with that infection she totally would have gone for him instead

If he is legitimately on his meds while doing this then holy shit his mental health has dropped like a fucking rock in the last year. If this is him on meds, lucas off meds would be batshit mental and definitely arrested or committed by now

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Just noticed this exchange on one of his rant videos. The commenter really knows how to push his buttons