Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The woman being 2 decades younger than Lucas is the most believable part of bumcel's story. The fact he's been spamming videos of this for a week now is already beyond creepy. I hope he really does escalate. It will be hilarious seeing him out on the streets in time for Christmas. Got me feeling nostalgic for the LA saga
WonderWino said:
Its headed in that direction from the look of it. Though in lacies case she at least knew about him and deliberately got herself involved trying to start shit with him and it backfired on her. Whoever this girl is I doubt she knows his history or was any more than civil to him to set this level of crazy off. So i'd argue its considerably worse than the lacie situation. Given how he acts with even neutral civil behavior toward him I can't say i'm surprised he went full on creepy stalker when dumped by suzanne, given there was a relationship involved. He learned nothing from that at all and would do exactly the same thing again should a similar situation ever occur. But yeah hes definitely setting himself up to get as obsessed as he ever has been over this woman


Because nothing says totally not creepy like standing ominously in the dark ranting like a loon about how not creepy you are while your perceived rival is the actual creepy one. All he did at best was make the case that they are both creepy. Though tbh I don't believe his statement about either of their ages. It fits too well into his own fantasies and lucas has a long established history of making up ages for people based on literally nothing. Sounds like hes trying to set up his rival as totally just like him to rationalize the idea that if he hadn't gone to the hospital with that infection she totally would have gone for him instead

If he is legitimately on his meds while doing this then holy shit his mental health has dropped like a fucking rock in the last year. If this is him on meds, lucas off meds would be batshit mental and definitely arrested or committed by now
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37yearolddickrightnow said:
Just noticed this exchange on one of his rant videos. The commenter really knows how to push his buttons

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Yet another prime example of lucas not recognizing when its blatantly obvious he's being trolled, in a rather obvious way. He sure does love resorting to threats when he doesn't get what he wants. Mallon place would not look kindly on his current behavior, let alone threatening people to 'watch their back.' He'd best be careful about talking like that, particularly if he starts doing that to other speds. Real easy way to get his ass kicked

No way in hell he's going to let this go. He's twisted this whole situation around in his brain to the point hes just going to get angrier and angrier until he blows a gasket and goes off at one or both of them. At this point its only a matter of time
 
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WonderWino said:
Yet another prime example of lucas not recognizing when its blatantly obvious he's being trolled, in a rather obvious way. He sure does love resorting to threats when he doesn't get what he wants. Mallon place would not look kindly on his current behavior, let alone threatening people to 'watch their back.' He'd best be careful about talking like that, particularly if he starts doing that to other speds. Real easy way to get his ass kicked

No way in hell he's going to let this go. He's twisted this whole situation around in his brain to the point hes just going to get angrier and angrier until he blows a gasket and goes off at one or both of them. At this point its only a matter of time
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I'm thankful that he cannot legally buy a gun, thanks to the lautenburg amendment , not that he could afford one even if he didn't have a dv conviction.
 
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Twrx said:
I'm thankful that he cannot legally buy a gun, thanks to the lautenburg amendment , not that he could afford one even if he didn't have a dv conviction.
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This. When Lucas gets this angry he's being his most authentic self and that's concerning especially in light of how many videos he's pumped out in the last few days. In the majority of his videos he's either intentionally roleplaying as different personas or, to some degree, just turning his "volume" up to 11 (literally and metaphorically, similar to pro wrestlers) and exaggerating his beliefs/behavior depending on the "audience". Ironically of course, we're his only audience.
 
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I'm thankful that he cannot legally buy a gun, thanks to the lautenburg amendment , not that he could afford one even if he didn't have a dv conviction.
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Especially because Lucas is too stupid, gullible and an easy mark for him to acquire a gun via illegal, under-the-table means

His monthly tardbux and limited mobility are also huge impairments to even buying a Walmart machete or survival hatchet
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Especially because Lucas is too stupid, gullible and an easy mark for him to acquire a gun via illegal, under-the-table means

His monthly tardbux and limited mobility are also huge impairments to even buying a Walmart machete or survival hatchet
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On that note I wonder what happened to the boxcutter he was flashing around in videos and low key threatening people with awhile back. Probably seized by the cops during one of his many psych ward trips

Shows he has a history with weapons and isn't above threatening people with them when he feels he can justify it
 
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WonderWino said:
On that note I wonder what happened to the boxcutter he was flashing around in videos and low key threatening people with awhile back. Probably seized by the cops during one of his many psych ward trips

Shows he has a history with weapons and isn't above threatening people with them when he feels he can justify it
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I forgot all about the box cutter. I do know that his scissors were confiscated when he was reeeing and screeching outside the bus station about how he needed a girlfriend. That resulted in his fat ass getting loaded into a ambulance headed to Eastern State Mental Hospital. All paid for by the tax payers, cause lolcows usually don't have health insurance.

The cow could likely never get a firearm. Neither legally or illegally. I agree this is a very, very, good thing. He has been moooing and has moved outdoors to have reeeing sessions. I do hope during one of his reeeing sessions that young man who told him "shut-the-fuck-up, faggot", I hope he makes a return. That was years ago, but Lucas was really freaked out over that. I wish we still had access to that video. He had the most sheepish look on his face when that happened.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
“MAYGGET”
“FAYGGET”

Is it an accent thing? Luke, it’s pronounced “Mah- guh”. Your videos have enough ear rape without your retarded mispronunciations.
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Its not an accent thing. Lucas has a history of mispronouncing things, and misreading them for that matter. He has very poor reading comprehension. But yeah, its just a weird thing he does, sometimes deliberately and sometimes for spite. Like the weird as fuck popeye voice he does while deliberately making his eyes bug out in a way that makes him look and sound batshit mental
 
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twodogsinacoat said:
I can believe that. In order to have enough money in his hand for a real weapon he would have to resist the urge to buy an overpriced steak or garbage food.
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He gets like $17 or some shit after Mallon takes his tardbux.

He'd walk into Walmart intent on buying a cheap made-in-China handaxe or even just a kitchen knife, but then immediately smell the fried food under the heat lamp in the deli section and end up spending all his measly monthly quantity on food and forget why he came until he made it back to Mallon with murderous intent, which would cause a double tardrage as it would somehow be the fault of all the Maygas and Christians that Lucas can't afford a murder weapon.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
He gets like $17 or some shit after Mallon takes his tardbux.

He'd walk into Walmart intent on buying a cheap made-in-China handaxe or even just a kitchen knife, but then immediately smell the fried food under the heat lamp in the deli section and end up spending all his measly monthly quantity on food and forget why he came until he made it back to Mallon with murderous intent, which would cause a double tardrage as it would somehow be the fault of all the Maygas and Christians that Lucas can't afford a murder weapon.
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$13 according to his previous statements

That said the best part about this is its literally the truth and what would happen. By his own admission whenever he would start talking about or doing shit his mother didn't like all she had to do was bring up food and what he wanted to eat and his brain would hyperfocus on that and he would completely forget everything else

If lucas were to ever go off the deep end and create some sort of hostage situation waving around a machete all the cops would have to do when he started making his demands for a zoomer bae and a flight to his mothers house is to ask him what he and the hostages wanted for dinner that night and before long lucas would be so into demanding all his favorite clinkerdaggers trash he'd forget what he was doing, waddle out of the building half confused to get his free food and get tackled by a swat team and repeatedly tasered until he was twitching like a chicken with its head cut off

Truly an awkward and embarrassing end to the saga of the mallon mangler
 
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WonderWino said:
On that note I wonder what happened to the boxcutter he was flashing around in videos and low key threatening people with awhile back. Probably seized by the cops during one of his many psych ward trips

Shows he has a history with weapons and isn't above threatening people with them when he feels he can justify it
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LOL as if that fat fuck would even know how to swing a blade or axe on anyone even minutelly experienced in fighting. He'd get offed with his own weapon.
 
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Lucas, nobody wants to be your friend. You’re creepy, off-putting, have bad hygiene, and use people. This poor woman who showed you a baseline of kindness now regrets it. The only reason you’re sleeping in a nursing home for incompetent adults who can’t function in society and not shivering your ass off at the bus station is due to sheer dumb luck that you were able to get this spot, and you’re just dead set on fucking it all up again, just like you did at Pioneer.
 
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