- Joined
- Oct 27, 2018
Look at this male feminist, doing male feminist things. Call me Daddy! Reeee! Moooo!
š Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
- Thread starter SpacePanther
- Start date
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
CruelGermanGirl
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2024
Truly the season of miracles, fatty is providing some fine Christmas cheer....
Not In The Christmas Cards...
Not In The Christmas Cards...
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
The fuck? He just claimed eva braun was a jew that dated hitler. I know lucas is stupid and doesn't know shit about history but dude, what the fuck? In what world does it make the slightest sense, even to someone as stupid as lucas, that a guy who is probably the most famous person in history as far as his hatred of jews, who murdered millions of them, who wrote a book about how much he hated them, to then marry a jew before killing himself with her the next day?
That statement was retarded even for lucas
Also from brokeposting. Lucas threatens god
I'm sure that would totally end well lucas
- Joined
- May 15, 2020
Yes, Lucas, if you ever meet an all-powerful, immortal creator of the universe: you can definitely take him. A 400 lbs man baby who needs to be cared for in a nursing home is definitely able to kill immortal gods
For anyone that doubted, here he is Lucas Colby Werner outing his inclination to be violent towards women. The reason he doesn't have more DV convictions is because no woman before/after Suzanne has been with him.
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2020
I'm beginning to understand why it's not in the cards. Insisting women call him "daddy" during a first interaction is something else.Look at this male feminist, doing male feminist things. Call me Daddy! Reeee! Moooo!
It's his most convoluted explanation for how republicans are bad to date. The point he was trying to make had nothing to do with violence against women, outside of him being tempted to be violent against women, lol.
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Yeah that daddy thing raises all kinds of red flags. Nobody is going to do anything like that, they'd look mental for doing it and you'd look mental for expecting them to. Lucas does not understand that women have friends, male and female that don't magically disappear because they are dating someone. If they're expected to its a textbook sign of a domestic abuser. Lucas is talking exactly like an abusing spouse, which is even more fucked up considering he'll never have another one and only ever had one to begin with. That in itself should be an even bigger red flag
and speaking of republicans and lucas, note that lucas is wearing an orange shirt in those videos, so he deserves the orange man bad title
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
He shouts this nonsense then we all know he's gonna creepily waddle up to the same girl he's obsessing over and shyly make small talk about anything he can.
"Hate fucked"
JFC he really is outing himself as a sadistic incel rapist recently, not that anyone here didn't already know
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Why do I get the feeling if lucas sees this he'll start suddenly talking about wanting to marry 15 year old girls and will start focusing on marriage to try to creep around pedo accusations
He can't hide his predator reputation . He'd be run through the wringer.
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2020
LOL. I'm beginning to seriously question whether Susanne ever had sex with him. His description of "hate fucking" sounds like an anxious virgin describing sex to his friends that ask if he's a virgin.
Also, I love the few seconds at the end of him fiddling around in his phone trying to close the video.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2015
I like laying in my bed in my home, knowing Lucas soon will be sleeping at a bus stop.
Lets be real despite how fat loser etc you are if you "need" to get your dick wet, there's some skank who will. vice versa for women. Lucas has put a decade and half all he's tried to do is fuck and he hasn't.
I'm sorry if you were starting with nothing and put in 100% energy into shit you could master a language, become rich, get ripped, expert in an art etc.
The failure that is Lucas is hilarious and will never not be funny. Part of why I feel ok laughing at Lucas he's not able to act out on his evil ideas. If Lucas did hurt a kid, I couldn't giggle. I would just hate him, like a-log level (if there's a way to a log actual child predators) But because this fat faggot fails so hard it's just so damned funny
One little note I'd like to point out, in a lot of those videos he's been spamming he's got his "science" shirt on from when he worked (all month of past 25+ years) dressed to the 9 Wern. That shirt is so much funnier on him being so mentally ill. Now if you came to say a BBQ in that shirt, nothings wrong with it. Normal people might love trig or Sagen etc and oh hey dope math shirt bro and move on. Lucas being insanely fucking dumb. It's even funnier because he can't even count correctly. So you see that and you get yet another red flag. But like everything Lucas does it's part of his "traps or lures" he thinks some "commie" gen Z bae will see it and go OMG I love Neil Degrass Tyson cum in me you fat hobo. It's so funny to see him wearing a shirt that actually is that.
He's such a fat faggot, and I know he reads this. Making it even funnier, Lucas you have had more man sex than real sex, hilarious you FAGGOT.
I started as just a troll comment because he gets so mad but more and more I am dead serious I think he's a virgin. I have gone on long and played Freud, but I don't think he had sex ever. Even if he did he's close to 15+ years no sex, and that if you crave it focus on it, should be laughed at. I know people who aside old folks who don't care who probably haven't smashed in a decade + but Lucas has spent every waking second trying to rape a kid. He's at 15+ years NO sex. That's hilarious.
Lets be real despite how fat loser etc you are if you "need" to get your dick wet, there's some skank who will. vice versa for women. Lucas has put a decade and half all he's tried to do is fuck and he hasn't.
I'm sorry if you were starting with nothing and put in 100% energy into shit you could master a language, become rich, get ripped, expert in an art etc.
The failure that is Lucas is hilarious and will never not be funny. Part of why I feel ok laughing at Lucas he's not able to act out on his evil ideas. If Lucas did hurt a kid, I couldn't giggle. I would just hate him, like a-log level (if there's a way to a log actual child predators) But because this fat faggot fails so hard it's just so damned funny
One little note I'd like to point out, in a lot of those videos he's been spamming he's got his "science" shirt on from when he worked (all month of past 25+ years) dressed to the 9 Wern. That shirt is so much funnier on him being so mentally ill. Now if you came to say a BBQ in that shirt, nothings wrong with it. Normal people might love trig or Sagen etc and oh hey dope math shirt bro and move on. Lucas being insanely fucking dumb. It's even funnier because he can't even count correctly. So you see that and you get yet another red flag. But like everything Lucas does it's part of his "traps or lures" he thinks some "commie" gen Z bae will see it and go OMG I love Neil Degrass Tyson cum in me you fat hobo. It's so funny to see him wearing a shirt that actually is that.
He's such a fat faggot, and I know he reads this. Making it even funnier, Lucas you have had more man sex than real sex, hilarious you FAGGOT.
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
I wouldn't put it past him to mistake the age of marriage versus the age of consent.
In many states the age of marriage (where teens can be legally wed in the eyes of the law) is usually two to three years younger than the age of consent (where an adult can sometimes legally engage in sex with a teen).
Much like Lucas misunderstood the many nuances of Japan's age of consent laws in his most infamous pedoscience meme, he would probably misunderstand this too.
Of course, Lucas would only care once he's truly over his new MallonBae obsession and goes back to lusting for fecund teenage poonaner
He has had sex before.
Oral sex with Jason Perva.
- Joined
- May 15, 2020
A couple of videos of Wern out walking around late, spewing more nonsense about how to get a woman and talking about āthe greatest philosopher of all timeā (read: literally the only philosopher heās ever heard of), Socratesā¦for seemingly no reason.
Apparently telling a woman sheās beautiful everyday will make her do whatever you want. Lucas, who hasnāt had a girlfriend in the better part of twenty years, assures us it āworks every timeā:
Oh and pay special attention to the headphones being on more and more often, the voices on the wind must be really chatty lately. Iām guessing he isnāt taking his meds.
Edit: good news! Apparently if you spend half your paycheck on a woman she āis yours for an entire month.ā Who knew you could buy a woman so cheap, they really are inexpensive objects!
Edit #2: more advice from the man who clearly knows women better than anyone, given his nigh 20 year dry spell. Itās nearly midnight where he is, isnāt it? I was so sure Mallon would have a curfew for the people theyāre babysitting:
Apparently telling a woman sheās beautiful everyday will make her do whatever you want. Lucas, who hasnāt had a girlfriend in the better part of twenty years, assures us it āworks every timeā:
Oh and pay special attention to the headphones being on more and more often, the voices on the wind must be really chatty lately. Iām guessing he isnāt taking his meds.
Edit: good news! Apparently if you spend half your paycheck on a woman she āis yours for an entire month.ā Who knew you could buy a woman so cheap, they really are inexpensive objects!
Edit #2: more advice from the man who clearly knows women better than anyone, given his nigh 20 year dry spell. Itās nearly midnight where he is, isnāt it? I was so sure Mallon would have a curfew for the people theyāre babysitting:
Last edited:
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
It works every time you say lucas? Not when it came to getting her to drop the restraining order or having you thrown in jail for nearly two months when you violated it. and nothing says boyfriend material like advertising how sneaky and manipulative you are toward women so you can 'ask them for favors'
The voices on the wind are definitely chatting up a storm to him lately. He always wears the headphones when that happens and he was recently trying to get people to buy him a new set cause he fucked the old ones up and had them duct taped up. He never even has them plugged into anything
and always spend half your pay on a woman he says? Wow, big spender there lucas. You really want to spend a whole $6.50 per month on a zoomer bae? Thats almost the price of a shitty starbucks coffee or a pack of pepsticks. It could be cookies! a carton of cigarettes! he says. Half of most peoples pay is more than enough to buy far more than those things lucas. Shows how little he understands the value of money. Lucas can't even afford a carton of cigarettes, he'd have to find some sleazy vietnamese corner store that sells cartons of of cigarettes on an installment plan. If he starts now he might be able to offer a carton to his zoomer queen by around halloween
Not to mention what he's describing is transactional in a way that is textbook prostitution and not how a relationship works at all. You aren't renting women by the month for cartons of smokes and cookies lucas. At best thats a creepy sugar daddy situation and a bizarre one at that. Ironically the very women who do explicitly go for the cars and credit cards only that he claims to hate. For somebody who claims to not want a hooker, he sure does talk about how the best way to get a woman is to treat her like a literal hooker. No doubt he has convinced himself this is what they meant when they told him they needed 'security' that he couldn't provide. Lucas does not understand abstract concepts at all or how such things translate into reality so he twisted it around in his brain to the closest thing he could vaguely understand by making it fit into his delusions instead of making his actions fit reality. As said many times before, lucas is a creature with habits so ingrained he only really functions in one very predictable way
and I wonder if he'll go back to calling his bald spot his socratic cave again, seeing as he's bringing up socrates
Also, don't do what I did is the only good and intelligent piece of advice he's ever given in his life. You're right lucas, for once you couldn't be more right. People are well advised to never do what lucas does
Fatal Walter
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2019
He's mooing up a storm. He's just saying not to take no for an answer now. Cool.
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Jesus fucking christ, now he's talking about forcibly kissing her and forcing his tongue down her throat
What a looney way to respond to what should be blatantly obvious. If he keeps talking like this theres an arrest in his future not just getting kicked out of mallon place
This shit about going to the bar with his 'wingman' is making him go all kinds of mental and rapey. This isn't going to end well for anyone