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More "God doesn't exist because it's been 14 years". Also, whoever is telling him the right one will come along some day is aloggin' him. The truth is, it's not in the cards.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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More "God doesn't exist because it's been 14 years". Also, whoever is telling him the right one will come along some day is aloggin' him. The truth is, it's not in the cards.
Stinkyboy
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Yeah, what IS wrong with you women? You don't want to be raped by a hobo???
WonderWino
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With all the rapist talk and looney ranting at night he's been doing on the street I wouldn't be surprised if somebody overheard him outside, got concerned and overheard it, or a cop happened to overhear it. Wouldn't be the first time it happened
He looks filthier than he did as an actual hobo, likely because shelters absolutely make people shower every day. Says alot about mallon place that they let him look like thatCheesegirl78 said:
He's getting angrier and angrier by the day. He's either going to blow a gasket and chimp out or blow a blood vessel in his brain and stroke out at this rate. Lucas ending up in a wheelchair barely able to move or getting enough brain damage to end up with locked in syndrome would make him go absolutely insane. Internally he'd completely lose his mind. I can just see mallon place putting him into a corner facing the wall and lucas's eyes just continually bugging out with rage as the only visible indication of whats going on in his mind as he slowly goes stark raving mad at being reduced to screaming internally at MAGAs stealing his creeper target at the nursing home and sits in a pile of his own shit for days at a time because none of the staff want to change his diaper. Perhaps with some ultra religious volunteer zoomer bae showing up at mallon place from time to time to entertain the seniors and never having anything to do with lucas other than telling him to pray for god to heal him as she walks past him on her way out of the building, perhaps telling him that she read his thread on kiwifarms or fucking with him telling him his brothers got married, produced grandkids for king roy and he invited them back to raise them at the elk kingdom. He'd be howling with enough rage and hatred internally to feed a sith academy
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Lucas's prayer. Amen
Also an earlier one that was missed
Jesus was brought to this Earth to hate Lucas.
Also an earlier one that was missed
Jesus was brought to this Earth to hate Lucas.
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More mooing about going to the bar(s). Here are the facts, Lucas:
- You have only ever had one girlfriend
- That was the better part of two decades ago
- You haven’t even been close since
- You have exactly nothing to offer
- Everything about you is repugnant
- You’re ugly
- You’re jobless
- You look like a beached whale once it has started bloating
- Micro-penis
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Is Lucas Werner reading the thread? Because in his most recent video he insists there's where you're wrong, flatbill. It IS in the cards. He will visit every bar in spokane until it happens, and he finds that magical Zoomer out there who lies awake at night wishing she could find her fat, smelly, gluttanous, hobo prince to violently fist her under a bridge.
Wern, you could hit up every single bar in the United States and it still wouldn't be in the cards.
Literally nobody likes you, certainly not young women, and absolutely not young attractive ones who hang out around bars. You are a pathetic, out of touch old man who is unappealing as a partner in virtually every way, both material and personality wise. To be with you could genuinely only be a form of self harm.
Maybe give it a shot aiming for obese 50 year old divorcees who smell like cigarettes and you might get a catch if you clean up a little and try hard enough.
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What is it with him reeeing about going into bars? I guess maybe he was in a bar with some of the residents of the sped house recently. And who the hell is this guy who is gonna take him out to these places? Remember when he was moooing about zoomer dudes cock blocking him in bars? "Hey, zoomer dudes, why would I go to the bar?"
I bet Lucas has only spoke to this guy on Facebook. My thought is that this guy will probably tell Lucas "uh, yeah, meet me at Jimmy Z's, Lower Post Street" and then not show. Obviously, this guy is messing with Lucas. We just don't know how far this thing will go.
This whole thing is gonna cause Lucas to chimp. Either he will be big mad at being stood up or as someone mentioned, he will be tricked into paying for drinks and not have any money. Things are gonna go sideways real quick. I just hope whoever this guy is, he wears a hidden camera and posts a video so we can laugh. That is, if he actually meets up with Lucas.
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The heartless libtard BITCH who just friendzoned him is a 40-something meth head.
40-something? The Creeper said she was 25.
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Sorry. I'm an idiot, ignore previous comment.
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I think he wants to meet a woman at a bar because there’s a higher likelihood she’ll be impaired
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He really keeps bringing up that freaky "10 year old girl raped by her daddy!" in these videos.
The first few times its "lol hypocrite pedoWern", but at this point its like he can't not bring it up.
"I know three of you now!"
No he doesn't.
Either he's a) hallucinating/making shit up, b) he's getting trolled, c) just seeing regular couples and assuming its yet another LeftieGal x MAYGA romance
Oh vey he's getting a little anti-semitic in that last one!
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“I’m gonna call you a bitch to your face…” he says on the internet 
His malignant narcissism won’t allow him to not read the thread, he keeps up with it religiously.
“I’m gonna call you a bitch to your face…” he says on the internet
His malignant narcissism won’t allow him to not read the thread, he keeps up with it religiously.
Well, if the Creeper were to call a woman a bitch to her face , he may just end up getting kicked in the mouth for the second time.
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Oh yeah tons of women are complaining about men not bothering them, that is definitely their number one complaint. Especially in bars where they are never, ever approached and mostly just ignored completely 
Fatal Walter
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Wow, this has been pretty crazy. I was just looking up old posts for something and came across this one from 2019 that seems pretty funny right now. Guess he gave up on getting his bae using his own merit.
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Well my bingo card is officially filled, I think, with this video that has a vague reference to fisting:
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I think it's less that and more he assumes it's the default method for dudes to pick up chicks.
You beat to it . That hand gesture yea , looks like what he is saying -- fisting.
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Yeah that is the exact gesture he has used every time he talks about fisting.
Imagine being so poorly endowed, and so thoroughly informed about your inability to perform, that you rationalize it with “but I can shove my arm into you, tho”