Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

He's starting to cut to the chase as well as shift from crossword puzzles to word searches. Not sure what the drawing on the right is supposed to designate. I'm guessing it's some other dude's sperm since it's in the cards for them, but he needs to draw his sperm to look more retarded if he wants to be accurate.

Also, how the fuck did he not center the X on the circle?? I don't think the shakes would cause that. Maybe depth perception? His eyes are darting around the room during the clip too.

 

[Twrx]

Bringing this back up for those that may not be aware of this since the Creep is back to telomeres/telomerase and his super sperm. Here is a scientist Zane Barlett who i think the Creep used as backup at 1 pt. Lucas's telomerase is protecting his defective genetic package and will ensure to pass on his defective genes. Of course the Creeper didn't want the truth and blocked him.

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I'd forgotten about this amazing exchange.

 

[WonderWino]

He's on a roll with the looney attraction signs tonight:

His choice of music for that one is rather unsettling and very clearly intentional

For a second I thought the music he added to this one started off saying pedophile, pedo, pedo and had a major wtf moment. I'm surprised he's doing that shit with people walking around him, at least one guy walked behind him while recording. and that thing he did at the end looks like he's grabbing ahold of some guys balls

 

[mothman96]

There's a possibility that there might be a trust fund.

This is one of those things that people set up early. My wife and I discussed it on the way to have the down's syndrome test done when my wife was pregnant with our first born (which thankfully came back negative). You don't just have to plan financially for the rest of your days, but for the rest of theirs. When Lucas started acting the fool and showing signs of being a fucking retard as a child, they might have set one up (and while I'm not an expert on these things, I know some are irrevocable).

If Lucas was a different type of person they would have set up a trust. With his unsavory history which they know very well I do not believe they'll throw good money after bad. They don't help him financially to the point of leaving him wandering the streets homeless in Olympia and in Spokane . Even if they had set up a trust when he was young, Myrna is to much of a narcissist to not want to have control over it. She knows the best place for the Creeper is to stay dependent on the fed/state for his care. Especially with his failing health he'll be needing the medical services he gets.

He's on a roll with the looney attraction signs tonight:

His choice of music for that one is rather unsettling and very clearly intentional

For a second I thought the music he added to this one started off saying pedophile, pedo, pedo and had a major wtf moment. I'm surprised he's doing that shit with people walking around him, at least one guy walked behind him while recording. and that thing he did at the end looks like he's grabbing ahold of some guys balls

Why is the Creeper posting all those attraction signs and advertising his "super sperm" on his channel when his "wingman" assured him there is a girlfriend for him at a bar.

ETA:
"Capitalism made it this Way"
Capitalism made it possible for his parents to live and retire comfortably. Now Lucas salivates at the thought of his parents dropping dead so he can get his hands on the fruits of Capitalism.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

The comment he left to nothing more than a literal heart emoji speaks for itself:
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Ever watch dragonball, where pilaf gathered the dragon balls and oolong interrupted and wished for a pair of underwear?

If only to see Luke gather the balls, start wishing for a Bae, when Roy and Myrna hop out of the bushes and run up and wish for eternal life.

The dragon saying, "Granted!"

The dragonalls then levitate and fly off in 7 directions in the sky as Luke is howling in agony, suicide baiting. Then someone calls the crazy wagon on him and they haul him off to an asylum for life.

 

[VoidFace]

Noticed something on his page, wondering if it is an accident or something because clearly it never happened:

 

[WonderWino]

Noticed something on his page, wondering if it is an accident or something because clearly it never happened:
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Thats weird. It has the notify me button active and says its upcoming but clearly didn't happen despite the fact it says this should have gone live yesterday

Either youtube has a bug or he's too stupid to figure out how to actually go live, missed the time and somehow this is what youtube does when that happens

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

If Lucas was a different type of person they would have set up a trust. With his unsavory history which they know very well I do not believe they'll throw good money after bad. They don't help him financially to the point of leaving him wandering the streets homeless in Olympia and in Spokane . Even if they had set up a trust when he was young, Myrna is to much of a narcissist to not want to have control over it. She knows the best place for the Creeper is to stay dependent on the fed/state for his care. Especially with his failing health he'll be needing the medical services he gets.

Myrna is a malignant narcissist. She casually mentioned he has late stage organ failure on facebook sandwiched between brag posts about her shitty vacations and household purchases.

If they have money to give him and they were willing to do it, they would have made moves to keep him off the street and/or get him into a better group home than Mallon. I've spent more money financially supporting a houseplant gifted to me that I didn't want than Myrna has on Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like he's been up all night making looney attraction sign videos again

Lucas 'totally not gay' werner everybody. Also kim petras is the name of a well known troon that trooned out in his early teens. Not sure if its the same person, but thats a real interesting coincidence

Lucas really is returning to his old looney self. He actually brought back the batshit insane nonsensical 'time travel equation' from years ago when he claimed he understood physics, wanted to replicate experiments and 'science women onto his dick' I wonder if hes going to start calling himself keplerman or the wizard again at some point

Now he's ranting like a loon about aliens

Nigger what?! He literally starts the video by stuffing his face with food and then pulls out a looney note about aliens using humans like cattle to eat our brains and refers to humans as unripe grapes that go into the aliens wine

What in the actual fuck did I just read?! He's really starting to lose it. I know lucas obsesses over food and tries to make everything about food in some way but but holy shit. Lucas sits around in a nursing home all night ranting about aliens eating peoples brains and 'ripe' humans being ripened like wine grapes. The only thing ripe about lucas is his BO

and is he eating a brick of uncooked ramen? It sure looks like one ffs

@Fatal Walter definitely needs to see these

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

This is starting to feel like a “best of review” of all his past lunacy. Maybe he is closer to deaths door than we know and these new videos are a personal tribute to himself?

 

[VoidFace]

This is starting to feel like a “best of review” of all his past lunacy. Maybe he is closer to deaths door than we know and these new videos are a personal tribute to himself?

It does kinda feel like the last season of a show making callbacks to previous seasons as fan service. I’m not complaining, though, it’s almost like we’re close to another golden age of Wern content.

I’m especially enjoying his return to his idiotic and nonsensical equation. A theoretical physics equation about something physically impossible from a guy who failed remedial algebra twice. Absolutely beautiful

Something has just occurred to me about these videos: doesn’t the YouTube video maker have a way to overlay text? Wouldn’t that be easier than schizo scribbling on paper? Wern is probably too stupid to figure that out, but you’d think he’d try at some point.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas the Mallon Creep -- your Predator brain is telling you wrong. You don't pull young women -- you repel them. And just a reminder -- your balls produce a defective package.

ETA:
Here is a thought Creep,
You know Zoloftsucks wants you bad and wants to have your baby. Save up money and get her a bus ticket to Spokane. She is 18 so she can make the trip. She can stay at your buddy's house and you can impregnate her there. Then you can invite your parents to your wedding.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I've spent more money financially supporting a houseplant gifted to me that I didn't want than Myrna has on Lucas.

If I had a mentally ill pedo in my family, I wouldn’t spend a dime on him.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas the Mallon Creep -- your Predator brain is telling you wrong. You don't pull young women -- you repel them. And just a reminder -- your balls produce a defective package.

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ETA:
Here is a thought Creep,
You know Zoloftsucks wants you bad and wants to have your baby. Save up money and get her a bus ticket to Spokane. She is 18 so she can make the trip. She can stay at your buddy's house and you can impregnate her there. Then you can invite your parents to your wedding.

It's crazy how he'll perceive patterns in things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other, but is unable to identify patterns in what he does and their failure to reach his desired objective. He struggles so mightedly to put it in the cards and all he achieves is pushing the cards further out of reach.

On the bright side, he hasn't sperged out about Schizo Stacey or MAGA Chad in a few days. That topic must have expired in his schizo loop.

 

[mothman96]

It's crazy how he'll perceive patterns in things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other, but is unable to identify patterns in what he does and their failure to reach his desired objective. He struggles so mightedly to put it in the cards and all he achieves is pushing the cards further out of reach.

On the bright side, he hasn't sperged out about Schizo Stacey or MAGA Chad in a few days. That topic must have expired in his schizo loop.

He sees them daily so he may still harbor thoughts of wanting her back and anger she didn't want him. It's just that he hasn't been outright vocal about them. He may think the "my parents have $1 million and I will inherit" may work to lure her back and marry him.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas the Mallon Creep -- your Predator brain is telling you wrong. You don't pull young women -- you repel them. And just a reminder -- your balls produce a defective package.

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ETA:
Here is a thought Creep,
You know Zoloftsucks wants you bad and wants to have your baby. Save up money and get her a bus ticket to Spokane. She is 18 so she can make the trip. She can stay at your buddy's house and you can impregnate her there. Then you can invite your parents to your wedding.

Oh awesome, we are back to the Fibonacci Sequence and "older things and newer things exist, tho!" Since he really is doing his greatest hits of stupid, what are we missing? Screeching "GEN ZEEEEEEE," obviously. Talk about the "background noise"? Tough guy Wern? Doing something illegal to try and get someone to give him a girl to rape?

 

[mothman96]

Oh awesome, we are back to the Fibonacci Sequence and "older things and newer things exist, tho!" Since he really is doing his greatest hits of stupid, what are we missing? Screeching "GEN ZEEEEEEE," obviously. Talk about the "background noise"? Tough guy Wern? Doing something illegal to try and get someone to give him a girl to rape?

I'm waiting for the Creeper to run into Fat Albert again and FA pounds the Creep with a magic bat that leases no bruises.

 

[VoidFace]

More of the same, though I wonder who was off camera that he said something to at the beginning of the video:

 

[SteveGoatman]

The thing I find funniest about his recent "same sex" attraction sign is that Lucas is, at an absolute minimum, bi-curious and has said so to people in DMs but he's absolutely terrified of being seen as anything but the straightest man to ever live. Much like almost every other aspect of his life, it's all a lie and he's out here pretending that he didn't give Jason P some sloppy toppy.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas the Mallon Creep -- your Predator brain is telling you wrong. You don't pull young women -- you repel them. And just a reminder -- your balls produce a defective package.

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ETA:
Here is a thought Creep,
You know Zoloftsucks wants you bad and wants to have your baby. Save up money and get her a bus ticket to Spokane. She is 18 so she can make the trip. She can stay at your buddy's house and you can impregnate her there. Then you can invite your parents to your wedding.

So now he's back to the textbook schizo fibonacci sequence insanity again. Lucas is proving the definition of insanity meme correct yet again

Also his choice of song for this one is....more than a little creepy