I think he said he'd gotten it pierce some years ago.Did he pierce his ears at some point?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The vibe Wern is currently putting off…
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God, why have you forsaken Lucas? Why would you abandon him??? He proceeds to say capitalism kills billions of people while nodding his head like he made a profound, insightful statement.
I appreciate him making the case for God existing during his "why are we so special" spergery. Then immediately saying we need to stop blaming the devil or invisible things, right after him blaming capitalism. Just LOL.
He's open to non-atheists since 99% of the country is theist, though atheist is his preferred.
His logic is breaking mid-sentence. He's talking about being open to dating theists, then immediately talking about how he won't date theists because they're closed-minded. Lucas's brain is legitimately broken in ways I didn't think possible.
I appreciate him making the case for God existing during his "why are we so special" spergery. Then immediately saying we need to stop blaming the devil or invisible things, right after him blaming capitalism. Just LOL.
He's open to non-atheists since 99% of the country is theist, though atheist is his preferred.
His logic is breaking mid-sentence. He's talking about being open to dating theists, then immediately talking about how he won't date theists because they're closed-minded. Lucas's brain is legitimately broken in ways I didn't think possible.
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Fatal Walter
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Alright, gen Z ladies. He thinks you're retarded if you believe in God but he's willing to begrudgingly date you. I'd think anyone was insane for thinking this would work and Lucas has so many strikes going for him that most people don't.
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It's really bizarre. His need to be the intelligent and smug stereotype trumps his desire for a human anal fleshlight. He doesn't understand how he's interwoven the two and just assumes the perfect woman will fall into his lap. The man needs to be a subject for multiple case studies.
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So lucas is claiming he has a laptop and wants to invite zoomers over to watch movies on it with him. Did his idiot parents send him another used laptop I wonder? We all know how that ended the last time. He'll end up breaking this one or trading it for weed or a pot of pasta sooner or later. Lucas doesn't even watch movies or tv or have movies to watch
and i'm sure the zoomers of spokane are just lining up to sit in the dayroom at mallon place watching shitty movies that lucas doesn't even understand half of, with an obese, looney, 45 year old hobo. Assuming they'd even let him invite people over to do that shit. What else is he going to do? Sit on the sidewalk and do it? on a park bench?
Plus he's inviting her to movies he can't afford to buy tickets for let alone food, and for burritos which is yet again something HE likes to eat. Considering lucas's history of offering burritos involves a 15 year old he was grooming thats quite the concerning offer
and i'm sure the zoomers of spokane are just lining up to sit in the dayroom at mallon place watching shitty movies that lucas doesn't even understand half of, with an obese, looney, 45 year old hobo. Assuming they'd even let him invite people over to do that shit. What else is he going to do? Sit on the sidewalk and do it? on a park bench?
Plus he's inviting her to movies he can't afford to buy tickets for let alone food, and for burritos which is yet again something HE likes to eat. Considering lucas's history of offering burritos involves a 15 year old he was grooming thats quite the concerning offer
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How the fuck does he look even worse and more homeless now than when he was actually fucking homeless?
Call him daddy Gen Z ladies
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If I were a betting man, I'd say it's his failing health.
One other aspect is him wearing the same clothes outside and inside. The most likely answer is he's a bum who only comes inside for food, but you'd figure he'd shed his jacket and beanie when he comes inside for any meaningful amount of time. So either his bum instincts have assumed control (most likely) or he's got incredibly poor circulation and his limbs are cold. Both are likely true.
That's him striking a seductive pose BTW
Read over at Wernology those "poses" he uses are from "alpha male" dating courses.
WonderWino
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From the comments of that video.....
Well thats certainly interesting. You really shouldn't be responding to minors at all lucas. Not with your admission of literally being a pedo. and you sure don't seem bothered that there are minors responding on a video with a title like that. That is a very obvious pedo response lucas
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POV you're 7 and took a roofie in Spokane.
Comment to the Creeper's "Call Me Daddy, Girl".
What is his reply to hitting the bars with the "wingman"?
What is his reply to hitting the bars with the "wingman"?
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I'm glad there will be archives of this because we all know it won't happen. i just wonder a buddy troll or voice in the wind was gonna help him get booty.
Something to me is so funny he never learns, it's over and over again. One of the things I find interesting, isn't just his money draw but how his broke brain is so focused on cost, remember the drinks cost 10 each. This was a very important detail. I looked at some menus at his area (from place he's banned from) a 10 dollar drink isn't ... much or fancy or doable. I'm in an area booze is very over priced, while I'm doing dry jan, the nice place mrs and I went to a few weeks ago cocktails were 20+. In Philly that's the norm now. (they have an extra tax as well as tourism/major city costs).
Aside sperging of prices it's just strange how fixated he is on a number thing. Lucas is too dumb to be a savant accountant.
Since the picture came back when his psuedo science got smacked down I think "please don't call me defective" has to be one of my favorite Wernisms. It just perfectly sums him up.
Something to me is so funny he never learns, it's over and over again. One of the things I find interesting, isn't just his money draw but how his broke brain is so focused on cost, remember the drinks cost 10 each. This was a very important detail. I looked at some menus at his area (from place he's banned from) a 10 dollar drink isn't ... much or fancy or doable. I'm in an area booze is very over priced, while I'm doing dry jan, the nice place mrs and I went to a few weeks ago cocktails were 20+. In Philly that's the norm now. (they have an extra tax as well as tourism/major city costs).
Aside sperging of prices it's just strange how fixated he is on a number thing. Lucas is too dumb to be a savant accountant.
Since the picture came back when his psuedo science got smacked down I think "please don't call me defective" has to be one of my favorite Wernisms. It just perfectly sums him up.
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The triumphant return of “make it illegal to date people your own age,” “DDLG” and Luke the proud eugenicist:
Also: “I’m pretty good at speaking” right before the video cuts out. Beautiful.
Also: “I’m pretty good at speaking” right before the video cuts out. Beautiful.
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I feel so giddy whenever Lucas start’s schitzo posting again 
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He's definitely off the meds lmao
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I love when he starts to correct himself when he says 35-45ish, to 55-ish. I wonder why???
Lucas will never ever ever understand it's not that woman won't date men 20-30 years older than them. It's not that they won't date a hobo or a fat dude. It's that they specifically won't date him.
He loves to loop people into different categories, like socialists, theists, zoomers, etc., but he's legitimately incapable of understanding that individuality exists. He treats life like a simulation and every character, other than himself, is a NPC. His perception of reality and consciousness is so fascinating because of how simplistic and basic it is, while also believeling it's so advanced. Lucas is the ultimate use case for schozofrenics using psychedelics.
Such a good comment. I'm sure it'll be baleeted soon.
Edit: The content hopefully comes out hot today! New clip
The dead eyes staring into the camera while music cuts off halfway through the video. His hands shaking like a motherfucker. The sharpie stain (at least that's why I hope it is) from a few days ago remains on his thumb.
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