Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[not in the cards]

Ya know, he'd save himself a lot of frustration if it ever got beat into him that women aren't rejecting him because of his age, but because he's him. He's absolutely cryseething into his taxpayer-funded pillow on his taxpayer-funded bed in his taxpayer-funded room every night and complaining about the hippocrit Christian bigots not offering him 12 year olds whomst he wants to fistfully inject his defective telomeres into.

Whoever his therapist is, God Speed. Hopefully that therapist has a therapist because I couldn't imagine the frustration of dealing with him on a semi-regular basis. Shit, I get MATI watching him act exactly the same he has for years, if only because broken neurons are unable to connect to reality. It's like repeating something to someone 20 times and then still saying "what".

Exactly! It's not like women have to try really hard to find a reason to dislike him. His shit personality, his narcism, his thin skin, his anger problems, his selfishness, his greed, his inability to take care of himself, his shit taste, his poor hygiene, and his total lack of self-awareness are in such magnitudes you wouldn't find in most other people.

 

[WonderWino]

He posted his 'board game.' The fact he thinks people will understand that let alone be able to play it shows how nuts he really is. Thats pure schizo brain nonsense that only makes sense to him

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ya know, he'd save himself a lot of frustration if it ever got beat into him that women aren't rejecting him because of his age, but because he's him.

I doubt Lucas is even getting rejected, other than pestering the occasional online hippie zoomer girl who is well out of his league and he knows it.

To be fair, Lucas is 100% correct in this video.

 

[HackerX]

I doubt Lucas is even getting rejected, other than pestering the occasional online hippie zoomer girl who is well out of his league and he knows it.

To be fair, Lucas is 100% correct in this video.

Oh, he's no doubt not talking with any women, much less getting rejected. At best, he's chatting up with bots on Tinder and getting to the stage of it posting links and ghosting him.

Though I don't think he's comprehends the concept of "leagues". He, honest to God, believes he's entitled to a Gen Z bae, and is unable to fathom why none have been offered to him on a silver platter. So when there isn't one in his nursing home bedroom, bent over, and ready for a fistful of telomeres, he perceives it as a rejection of his birthright. He doesn't view it as a rejection of himself (Personally, I don't think Lucas is aware that the Lucas we all see exists), but that women are rejecting the demographic he represents.

What makes it funny is Lucas effectively, soley comprises the demographic he moos about women rejecting. Like seriously, how many fat, homeless, 45 year old schozofrenic retards with MRSA who sperg about quantum entangled telomeres and autumn-fall age gap relationships does he think exists?

Edit:

The bigotry needs to end right now right now right now right now!

Second Edit:

A few notes:
- His face looks more puffy and bloated than usual. I'm sure that's not a symptom of anything.

- It seems like this was a mania-induced mooing. He's all over the place and has more energy than usual, like he's on uppers or something.

- He's implying that the reason a Gen Z bae hasn't presented herself to him for a fisting sesh is that it's HIS choice. That they all are bigots and have bad attitudes. While it aligns with his usual requirements, that the woman is an S-tier a actress who's nice to him (the latter being my favorite since it's such an autistically spergy requirement), I wonder how much he believes that. Yeah, all of his actions and words are contradictory to him having a say in the matter, but Lucas is a dimwit that he might believe he's the one rejecting women. Hell if I know.

- There's a brief mention of John "MEGA" Ironcock twirling his meth pipe around And praising the police. Assuming all that is real and not Lucas being Lucas, I wish Johnny the finest crystal meth imaginable. The man was a catalyst for a solid 3 months of mooing AND he cucked Lucas in the only scenario where a woman can't beeline for escape after he mubles the ill-fated words "Can I buy you a drink?"

- Following Lucas's logic, if a woman is open-minded enough to date a black dude, they should be open-minded enough to date him. In a just world, there'd be a powerful, gay niggatard that's obsessed with Lucas, who'd follow him around and keep calling him a bigot. It'd force Lucas to confront his homosexual fantasies and I'm really unsure how that situation would go down.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I guess I'm extremely religious but also a "wokey libtard" somehow. Also I think he's calling me fat but everyone knows what I look like so it's pretty funny. I can't fathom the cringe of him thinking I'm making videos about him to attract women for myself. It's all he can understand himself obviously. Why else would anyone make content?

These are on The Lust Of Lucas Werner if anyone wanted to know

 

[HackerX]

I guess I'm extremely religious but also a "wokey libtard" somehow. Also I think he's calling me fat but everyone knows what I look like so it's pretty funny. I can't fathom the cringe of him thinking I'm making videos about him to attract women for myself. It's all he can understand himself obviously. Why else would anyone make content?
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Only in Lucas's mind is someone covering him a giant ploy to get laid. The seethe is coming off so strong and deranged, I hope he uses it as inspiration for a few clips today.

Behold, the sights of Spokane, including his skater boifriend.

It's kind of amusing watching his personality shift when he's interacting with other people. I wonder how long it usually takes for him to unleash all of the pure tard energy he's holding back.

 

[mothman96]

Only in Lucas's mind is someone covering him a giant ploy to get laid. The seethe is coming off so strong and deranged, I hope he uses it as inspiration for a few clips today.

Behold, the sights of Spokane, including his skater boifriend.

It's kind of amusing watching his personality shift when he's interacting with other people. I wonder how long it usually takes for him to unleash all of the pure tard energy he's holding back.

The Creeper is on Clark ave, under the Maple st bridge. That bike with the rider on the pillar showed up in Oct 2022.

https://www.inlander.com/news/news-briefs-a-new-mysterious-bike-hangs-near-the-spokane-river-26901480

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

These are on The Lust Of Lucas Werner if anyone wanted to know

Setting aside people's actual religious beliefs, I think most of us can understand pursuing any of our urges to an excess will generally lead to bad outcomes. With that in mind, I think it's worth looking at The Wern's behaviour through the lens of the 7 deadly sins

Gluttony - Lucas is massively overweight and carrying multiple illnesses related to his overconsumption of unhealthy food, so much so that, according to his mother, he is in stage 4 organ failure

Greed - Lucas' obsession for his imagined inheritance makes him openly fantasise about his parents' deaths. He also incorrectly assumes other people are as greedy as him and he can exchange cash/food/drugs for sex

Sloth - Every other problem in his life has been magnified many times over because he refused to get an education or maintain fulltime employment. Despite everything else that has gone wrong, he could likely still have scored pussy sometime in the last 15 years if he had financial stability

Wrath - Lucas has domestic violence charges and ruined the only consensual relationship he's ever had by abusing her. He's been ejected from homeless shelters because of his tard rages

Envy - His tard rages have often been triggered by his jealousy at perceived men who steal his "rightful" women, whether it's meth smoking tard home residents, or just a random guy out with his daughters. He also believes socialism means he's entitled to the exact same status and wealth as people who are actually useful

Lust - Arguably Lucas' biggest sin. He made national news for being a sex pest, and his desire to fist teenagers consumes every moment of his waking life.

Pride - Lucas refuses to set realistic expectations in a partner. He is chasing the same dating pool as Leonardo DiCaprio, except Leo doesn't need his girlfriend to pick him up from the group home. Lucas' insistence that he's "plenty good" also make him easily trickable. Any fool could see he was being trolled into going to LA to get stuck there. Not Lucas.

I'm not Catholic, but Lucas' life does make an argument on the perilous nature of indulging in any of the 7 deadly sins.

 

[WonderWino]

a picture really is worth a thousand words it seems. That guy looks almost as dysgenic as lucas and looks vaguely troonish. and of course, yet again lucas can't help but leak out this guys name. I wonder what michael has scammed lucas out of so far and if he is yet another resident of mallon place. No doubt lucas thinks he's going to get some kind of hookup from him at some point

 

[mothman96]

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a picture really is worth a thousand words it seems. That guy looks almost as dysgenic as lucas and looks vaguely troonish. and of course, yet again lucas can't help but leak out this guys name. I wonder what michael has scammed lucas out of so far and if he is yet another resident of mallon place. No doubt lucas thinks he's going to get some kind of hookup from him at some point

I think Michael is a resident at Mallon and there was no "gang" . Just the Creep and Michael. Yea , like you said, Lucas would be buying Michael stuff thinking it will lead to Michael getting him a girl.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

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a picture really is worth a thousand words it seems. That guy looks almost as dysgenic as lucas and looks vaguely troonish. and of course, yet again lucas can't help but leak out this guys name. I wonder what michael has scammed lucas out of so far and if he is yet another resident of mallon place. No doubt lucas thinks he's going to get some kind of hookup from him at some point

He's a 20 year old kid living in Seattle. His hair is way too well taken care of to be a troon... I think he's just a skater kid doing skater kid shit (I'm willing to bet his whole thought process is "Here's this weird hobo who will buy me weed or cigarettes if I promise to introduce him to my friends"). I'm not even certain this kid is 18 yet. 25 years ago, I wasn't too far off from that mindset.

The thing I want to explore is why Lucas is featuring him so prominently in his posts. I think there are two reasons for this (and it's probably a combination of the two):

1: This guy is in the same age range as the girls Lucas wants to fist.
2: He's the only person that will talk to him.

In support of #2, we've had a couple videos where Lucas admits (in a roundabout way) that he's been told to calm his shit down. If it reached the point where management told him in no uncertain terms that he had to knock his shit off, it had to have gotten much worse amongst his peers at Mallon.

I've never been in a group home, but I lived on offshore oil rigs for awhile and when you live communally management will often times let personal disputes sort themselves out.... until it becomes untenable. If there was a 'Come to Jesus' that we're aware about, it was much, much worse behind the scenes.

Take note that he's also livid because everyone else he lives with is hooking up with Gen Z. We all know they're not... but in his mind, they are. Some hobo may be social with another hobo in her teenage years and Lucas is assuming they're fucking wild abandoned... where in reality, they're eating dried out macaroni and cheese together and making small talk.

The other thing that leads me to this belief is that he's much more vocal about his board games now. I'm not immune to autistic hobbies myself and when I accomplish something (in my case repairing a vintage tube amp or sorting an old car), I want to talk about it. My wife and friends will humor me in that for a minute (so long as you keep it at a 10,000 foot view). He doesn't have anyone to talk to about his graph paper board games with (which is the height of his creativity) and it's driving him insane (hence the videos about his gas station dice).

I think he's alienated everyone in Mallon Place and he's about to start sperging out. We won't hear about it until it's about too late, and we won't have an accurate telling as we're listening to Lucas (who's an unreliable narrator).

But it's coming.

 

[HackerX]

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a picture really is worth a thousand words it seems. That guy looks almost as dysgenic as lucas and looks vaguely troonish. and of course, yet again lucas can't help but leak out this guys name. I wonder what michael has scammed lucas out of so far and if he is yet another resident of mallon place. No doubt lucas thinks he's going to get some kind of hookup from him at some point

Lucas is going to get so mad and aroused when he figures out everyone thinks they're gay lovers. The corncob cock doesn't really help either.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

This is the dude who brought me to kf. Hasn't changed at all, except older and more horrid looking.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Out on the town having the time of my life with my friends. They're all just out of frame, scowling too.

 

[HackerX]

I'm trying to figure out the trigger here. Either he's getting pissy that a nursing home bae is insisting Lucas pay for there date (highly unlikely), or he hasn't figured out the swathe of identical Tinder messages which link cash app are bots. Either way, it's funnier when you remember his all-reliable "Can I buy you a drink" implies him spending money. I'm convinced he's unaware that means he's supposed to use his money.

Other than that, he doesn't want an immature woman that'll leach off of him (big lol), and he ends it with religious sperging because it wouldn't be Lucas if he didn't.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm trying to figure out the trigger here. Either he's getting pissy that a nursing home bae is insisting Lucas pay for there date (highly unlikely), or he hasn't figured out the swathe of identical Tinder messages which link cash app are bots. Either way, it's funnier when you remember his all-reliable "Can I buy you a drink" implies him spending money. I'm convinced he's unaware that means he's supposed to use his money.

Other than that, he doesn't want an immature woman that'll leach off of him (big lol), and he ends it with religious sperging because it wouldn't be Lucas if he didn't.

I would prefer that you have a job and aren't leaching off of me says the guy who has no job and a history of leeching off everyone else, including the only woman he's ever been involved with

I'm not going to be the guy who sits there and does nothing cause i'm going to be working says the guy who sits in a nursing home creeping on residents and making bizarre youtube videos and/or schizophrenic board games all day

EDIT: he posted a couple more:

Holy fuck he sounds stupid in this one. He is also talking like a textbook male feminist predator. Not to mention he's saying the exact same thing word for word over and over and over in every video

I'm an atheist and i've been more good, giving and kind than theists I know says the creepy manipulator who uses and tries to manipulate everyone he encounters. Not to mention he still ignores the fact that hitler, stalin, mao and plenty of other of the worst people in history have been atheists. This never seems to click in his head that atheist = good isn't a valid argument

The christians just run their mouths and want to be fed by mommy and daddy because they think they're entitled to it because of their belief system says the guy who has a long history of doing that exact thing. You're projecting again lucas

and I like how he claims to be an expert on christians and their beliefs but seems to think it just matters what they believe not what they do to get into their heaven. Shows how little he understands the shit he rants about

 

[HackerX]

EDIT: he posted a couple more:

Holy fuck he sounds stupid in this one. He is also talking like a textbook male feminist predator. Not to mention he's saying the exact same thing word for word over and over and over in every video

My favorite part is the very obvious fault in his logic chain. If interracial telomeres = good, and intergenerational telomeres= bette, then interracial, intergenerational telomeres = best, therefore he's cucked by a massive black schlong if there ever were a woman whose preference was based on telomeres. That's also ignoring the fact that he's retardedly wrong and has highly defective sperm. If it hasn't been said, his only hope for getting his first wet ever again will have to involve a woman drooling in a wheelchair.

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I think he's high. He seems to be more retarded than usual.

 

[WonderWino]

My favorite part is the very obvious fault in his logic chain. If interracial telomeres = good, and intergenerational telomeres= bette, then interracial, intergenerational telomeres = best, therefore he's cucked by a massive black schlong if there ever were a woman whose preference was based on telomeres. That's also ignoring the fact that he's retardedly wrong and has highly defective sperm. If it hasn't been said, his only hope for getting his first wet ever again will have to involve a woman drooling in a wheelchair.

Edit: More Werntent

I think he's high. He seems to be more retarded than usual.

In other words lucas doesn't have even the slightest understanding of what was going on during the LA riots or why they happened. He seriously thinks it was some kind of socialist uprising and the cops put a stop to it cause communists were giving out free haircuts

What a fucking moron

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

r.

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He forgets that rooftop Koreans were a thing.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like lucas won't be getting any money from trump for those doge dividend payments after all. I can already see how this will go for lucas - he'll screech even more about how trump is totally giving money to the rich to support capitalism even more instead of to his homeless tarded ass to gorge himself on expensive food and wave at teen girls for puss puss. Because of course to lucas somebody who makes 40k is a rich capitalist republican oligarch with a car, home of their own, wife and an evil, evil credit card